35. Leave only an inch of grass
Jiaojiao did her homework for one night, and fell asleep in the middle of the night with her eyes closed. The next day, it was just dawn, but he was startled by a bang and woke up.
The little princess was angry when she got up, and immediately hummed and chirped her bare little head into the hot bed, muttering annoying, bad, bold and other complaints in her mouth, and picked up the pillow at hand and smashed it angrily.
Jiang He stood on the edge of the basin in the corner of the house, his face was colorful, and after knocking over the basin with white porcelain patterns and foam patterns, he stood in front of the shiny bronze mirror without giving up. Looking at the jagged little flat head in the mirror, which looked like it had been gnawed by a dog, Jiang Dashuai, the wise and stable Jiangzhai master, was simply dumbfounded.
He stiffly turned his head to look at the long hair that had been thrown everywhere under the edge of the kang, and his mind was a little wooden.
When I looked at the little bastard who was sleeping with a little red face, the fierce light in his eyes was the most ferocious wolf king in the mountains who would be incontinent when he saw it.
Immediately, he shouted, "You get up for me!" "Actually, adding a name with a surname here will make it look much more imposing, but Jiang He really doesn't want to shout Mingjiao's fake name. And Tai Jiaojiao is not the time to shout out unscrupulously.
Jiaojiao was shrinking in the quilt and snoring with her ears plugged and wanting to continue to see Zhou Gong, but her delicate body trembled by this thunderous roar, rubbed her eyes that were covered by eye feces, and pouted dissatisfiedly: "Why are you so annoying, don't you know that people are sleeping?" I have also read books and learned etiquette, and I need to know some rules, but I am always so reckless and rough, where does it look like this. โ
Jiang He was eager to strangle this little bastard, but she couldn't suppress her anger when she counted them all over. Walking to the edge of the kang with two strong and burly legs, he pulled out the little mischievous essence who slept warmly and softly as if pulling out the radishes, and gritted his teeth and said, "What did you do badly last night?" โ
The master of Jiangzhai has superb martial arts, and he has three eyes like Ma Wangye. Even when he fell asleep, he closed the two eyes of this mortal flesh, and the eyes of heaven were always open. Not to mention getting close to him, even if you walk around in this courtyard, you can't escape the eyes of his old man.
Only in the face of this bad thing in his arms will he let down his vigilance, and his heart is full of just enjoying the comfort of warm fragrant nephrite.
Now he remembered that when he was asleep last night, this bad thing didn't know what he was doing, and he moved, and she also comforted herself to fall asleep quickly, and kissed him decently, and her soft little hands were even more attentive as if she was slapping an ignorant little doll to coax him.
coaxed him into a hearty fit that was smiling in his sleep, but it turned out that he was involved in this beauty's plan, and he was calculated by the beauty's yang and yin!
Seeing that the little bastard was slightly awake at this time, he had no teeth and claws that had been disturbed by others, and the bright big eyes of Qing Lingling turned left and right and refused to look at her. The cowering and unproductive look looks like a weak heart at first glance.
The blood in Jiang He's brain roared and galloped, like ten thousand horses crossing the border. Grinding his back molars hatefully, he asked, "Why don't you speak!" โ
Jiaojiao frowned at the pain of his big palm tongs, and there was a layer of moisture in her eyes, she raised her eyes timidly to look at him, and then quickly drooped down, and said with a slight cry: "Brother He, you scratched Jiaojiao~~"
Jiang He was angry and annoyed, but he was disappointed to find that his big palm, which could split stones and open mountains, was relieved of his own opinions. He really wanted to shake up the newborn calf who was not afraid of tigers and wolves, and let her know what it was called a tiger's butt that could not be touched.
But looking at the little lady with a bare head, wearing a milk-white dress, as pure and simple as a newborn baby, the anger was like a cowhide bag punctured by a needle, and all the puffs dissipated. I just know that this is not a stunned sweet and glutinous little rabbit, but a little wolf dog with bared teeth and grinning eyes, and I can't even scold it.
Jiaojiao looked at the green tendons on his forehead in horror, jumped suddenly, and snorted coldly to let her go. But before he could let go, the man turned his face and walked to the wall to the side, took down a small dagger, and walked back with a cold face.
Seeing the gloomy face with murderous hatred that could not destroy the world, Jiaojiao was ready to tear down. The instinct to survive stimulated the little princess's less developed limbs, and she jumped off the kang like a rabbit and ran out. But as soon as the frightened and trembling little hands touched the side of the door, they were grabbed by the waist, and they were thrown upside down on their shoulders, and they were picked up and fell the kang.
Jiang He had a cold face, and saw that the little wolf dog was dizzy and rolled a few times on the thick and soft futon on the kang, and as soon as he stabilized his body, he crawled to the edge of the kang with sensitive movements, hugged his waist and cried bitterly: "Brother He, Jiaojiao knows that she is wrong, woo, don't kill me, Jiaojiao don't die......"
He couldn't cry or laugh, and said in a stiff voice: "What nonsense again, let go quickly." โ
Jiaojiao thought that Jiang He was determined to kill herself, a madman who dared to offend the noble head of the owner of the village, and cried more and more, knelt down and stood up and grabbed Jiang He's neck and began to kiss without a head, kissing while crying and burping miserable and miserable: "Brother, Jiaojiao is obedient, in the future... Serve you well, treat you as a baby, it's not good to love hobbies, woo, don't die......"
Crying and shouting like this, while Jiang He was stunned, his little hand quickly threw the dagger with a cold scabbard under the cabinet of the poplar wardrobe next to him. Seeing that the dagger was gone, I felt that the head of Xiang was darkly stable.
Yesterday, the little princess was really angry, and then she was angry for a while, and she used small scissors to click the temples of the owner of the Jiang Zhai to the disaster. This morning, when he yelled at me, I faintly regretted that I shouldn't have been so breathless. What about the good lying salary and tasting the gall, and the good thing about feeding the tiger with the body in order to achieve the after-effect?
Seeing Jiang He murderously holding the cold dagger, she was really scared, and now she is not the princess Mingyue who is high up in the palace and no one dares to provoke. The bride of the Jiang family, who does not even have a free body under the fence, really has no confidence to compete with the big boss of Taiye Mountain.
Jiang He saw her panicked and trance-like appearance, her eyes were red, and she was very pitiful. Soft-hearted, hugging Xiao Nannan seemed to hug someone and shook it, and said with a straight face: "I didn't know that I was afraid after the disaster?" โ
Jiaojiao rubbed her face against her face to please him, "Well, I'm afraid, Brother Crane forgive Jiaojiao, Jiaojiao knows that she is wrong, Jiaojiao will be virtuous and virtuous in the future, take her husband as the sky, wash and cook for her husband, beat her shoulders and pinch her legs, and take good care of her husband, and serve her husband comfortably." โ
The young child's oath-like confession greatly pleased the old man's heart of the Jiangzhai owner. Although I know that the little wolf dog in my arms is wilted and wilted, the most wrong thing is that my mouth is wrong, and my mouth is honey and my belly is swords, but I am also coaxed into a dizzy mind, and the sweet bubbles in my heart are bubbling out, and my feet are fluttering and I can't touch the ground.
Rubbing the cold little face that was washed with tears, he bit his teeth on the messy baby fat, and saw the flattering look of the little girl who dared to be angry and didn't dare to say the pain but forced to laugh, and the adult said a lot: "Don't take it as an example." โ
This is over, Jiaojiao nodded happily.
The crisis was lifted, and the little lady who had not slept enough yawned, and just swore that she would serve her husband, so she turned her face and pushed the person who didn't recognize people, and got into the quilt to get ready to sleep again, and said with a small mouth: "Brother He, go get busy, I want to sleep for a while." โ
Jiang He looked at it breathtakingly, what kind of little wolf dog is this, this is clearly a white-eyed wolf, or a white-eyed wolf wearing a fox's exquisite human skin, and he will lose it when he runs out......
He stood barefoot on the ground for a long time, his eyes aching. The white-eyed wolf began to snore and really slept!
Jiang He turned to look at the messy hair that was not as good as a chicken nest in the bronze mirror, and his eyebrows jumped. Ban Yan laughed bitterly, and pulled out the iron dagger from under the cabinet with his long sword. I'm ready to do it all and shave it all clean.
The little lazy thing who swept the eyes and saw the drooling like a pig, in the end, he was out of breath. pinched the little nose fiercely, and said in a vicious voice: "Get up." โ
Although it was a deliberate evil appearance, the voice was gentle, and Jiaojiao slept soundly where to pay attention to him. The little princess who lives in the folk is very comfortable with what she encounters, her nose can't panze, she has a small mouth, and she sticks out her tongue like a little dog and breathes like a dog.
Jiang He was amused by her stupid appearance, leaned over and grabbed the faint pink tongue, and sucked it into his mouth with a smacking sound. After a while, the little man woke up irritably, wrinkling his little brows, and unintentionally waving his little paws to try to scratch him fiercely.
Jiang He let go of the soft little tongue that he chewed, his lips were slightly separated and brought up two ambiguous silver threads, and he said softly with his big teeth: "The lady was still full of husband who wanted to serve her husband for the sky and was comfortable, why did the husband lie on the bed and sleep lazily before he left home?" Get up quickly and serve your husband to wash up! โ
Yu walked away and sat down on the round stool in front of the bronze mirror. It seems that the disciple of the wanton and frivolous little girl just now is not him.
Jiaojiao was at a loss, although she was reluctant, she still got dressed slowly. The water next to it is ready-made, Jiang He has never been accustomed to hot water, and she will not ask for trouble to boil it for him.
Finally, I clumsily wiped my husband's face, and was asked to wet my husband's hair with a towel. Then Jiaojiao saw that her husband quickly cut through the mess and shaved the straw clean.
I touched the back of my head stupidly, well, it's as clean as shaving.
Jiang He finished shaving his hair, knocked his smooth head and the lady's smooth little head together, and said angrily: "Husband is with you, are you satisfied now?" โ
Jiaojiao's heart is indeed much more balanced, and although this husband said that he was quite unreasonable and forced to marry herself, he was really good to her. Even though she is now pitiful without the aura of a princess, she is a little pitiful that no one wants, but she is a lot of tolerance and spoiling. It would be nice if you stopped bullying her on the kang and stopped saying those shameful words.
People's hearts are full of flesh, looking at the tall monk in front of her, Princess Mingyue felt that although this person was all bad, he was a good husband, even a concubine, and he couldn't do this to the princess. The shape shรฌ is stronger than a person, and the high position makes it difficult to distinguish the true from the false when the slave calls the maid. When a wolf bรจi falls from a deep pool, it is precious. Jiaojiao's oily and slippery little liver that was poisoned by the palace jumped up for no reason.
There was love between the two, and the atmosphere was ambiguous, when they heard the courtyard door being slammed. Jiang Song's child's voice with a milky voice came, "Big brother, someone from Xiqueshan is here." That bad mother-in-law Daoxia followed Master Liu Yu back to her mother-in-law's house to recognize the door! โ