Chapter 362: April Fool's Day Surprise
That night, the three of them did not part ways, but celebrated all night, today Han Zixuan went to the supermarket to buy a lot of things, everyone made a table of sumptuous dinner late at night, drank wine to celebrate success, of course, the most worthy of thanks to the audience is Ah Lian, she has been busy with more than a month, and Lotte's thanks to Ah Lian naturally do not need to be said.
The next day, Ah Lian set off to Shenzhen, and Lotte was about to say goodbye and return to Jinghua, but Han Zixuan didn't let him go back in a hurry, and said that he would accompany me for the holiday.
Lotte said with a bitter face: "Accompany you for the holiday, what festival is tomorrow?" ”
"April Fool's Day!"
"Okay!"
Anyway, the whereabouts of the murderer have been found, and Lotte is not in a hurry to go back, so he called one by one to inform him that it was over, and by the way, he informed Zeng Wen to come out, if it is closed again, it is estimated that the senior sister should complain.
After making the call, the two had another day of debauchery, and the next morning, when Lotte was still sleeping in bed, he heard Han Zixuan screaming, and Lotte hurriedly woke up from his dream, "What's wrong?" ”
Han Zixuan hurriedly ran out of the toilet, took the pregnancy test strip and said in horror: "I originally wanted to scare you, but I didn't expect to be pregnant." ”
Lotte looked at the test strip, two bars, then looked at the box and asked, "How long has it been since you came to that?" ”
"It's been more than a month, and I was supposed to come around the 17th, but I didn't come, and when I was shopping yesterday, I took one in my hand, and I thought I was going to tease you on April Fool's Day, but it turned out to be really pregnant." Han Zixuan sat on the bed with an extremely weak expression.
Lotte hurriedly grabbed Han Zixuan's arm to check her pulse, Han Zixuan said with a sad face: "Ah, I hate it, it's all your fault, why don't you bring a condom!" I can't film this pregnancy! ”
After confirming the pulse, Lotte took advantage of his face and said, "That's right, it's a slippery pulse, you are indeed happy!" ”
"Ahh Han Zixuan took the pillow and slapped Lotte vigorously.
"Don't make a fuss, are you sure it's mine?" Lotte asked blankly.
"Why isn't it yours, I'll sleep with you during this time, by the way, there's Zhang Yunlong!" Han Zixuan suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly asked: "In the past few days of the Chinese New Year, just before Zhao Wenxuan got sick, did Zhang Yunlong spend the night in my room at night?" ”
"Nope." Lotte said thoughtfully.
Han Zixuan was sure now, and then slapped Lotte with a pillow again, "It's you who is you, and it's bad for you!" ”
Although Lotte was a little dazed when he was beaten, he didn't struggle, "Let's fight, let's fight, let me think about what day it is!" ”
"It must have been that one-night love! February! School hasn't started! Han Zixuan pouted and then rushed and said: "Ah, let me explain to Yun Fang, ah, I'm unlucky, woo, what should I do!" ”
Han Zixuan cried, and Lotte hurriedly comforted and said, "Don't cry, I'll be responsible." ”
"You're responsible for having a fart, when my career is in full swing now, can I still give birth to you?" Han Zixuan shouted.
"And what do you want to do?" Lotte asked with a bitter face.
"Knock it out, you give me a way."
"Hit ...... Fall? Lotte asked.
"Nonsense." Han Zixuan muttered to herself: "By the way, I can't go to the hospital yet, if I am photographed by the paparazzi having a fetus, ah, I'm finished, my career is ruined!" Yes...... Rakuten, what should I do? ”
Lotte also collapsed, and suddenly became a father, which ...... He didn't do it either, he knew what to do.
"Lotte, aren't you a doctor, you beat me off, please, I can't have this child." Han Zixuan was coquettish to Lotte for a while.
Lotte didn't speak with a bitter face, his brain was very messy now, Han Zixuan saw that he was silent, picked up the pillow again and slapped Lotte and said, "Do you still want to, is it time to think about it, knock it off for me, knock it off." ”
"Zixuan." Lotte took off the pillow and said, "Didn't you think about giving birth?" ”
"How to give birth!" Han Zixuan asked: "I'm an actor, you let me film with a big belly?" Also, how can you let me see Yunfang after I was born, that's my best friend, I don't count her boyfriend, and I gave birth to a child, she has to scratch me to death! ”
"yes!" Lotte rubbed his forehead and said, "Oops, what a headache!" ”
Han Zixuan picked up the pillow again, slapped Lotte and said, "Whoever let you not wear a condom, blame you, blame you, blame you!" ”
"Alright, alright." Lotte snatched the pillow again and said, "Blame me, blame me, it seems that you hooked up with me at that time?" ”
"Uh......" Han Zixuan remembered the events of the day, and finally sat on the bed weakly and choked and cried.
After half a day, Lotte took a deep breath and stood up and said, "Knock it out, I will repay the sins I have done, and I will beat you." ”
Lotte got dressed directly, Han Zixuan wiped a handful of tears, pulled Lotte's arm and said, "It's me who is not good, I must wear a condom next time." ”
"Got it, you lie down in bed, I'll go buy you something." Lotte said.
"I'm upset and want to go with you."
Han Zixuan also changed clothes, the two went out together, Han Zixuan drove, it was quiet all the way, first went to the supermarket to buy some fruits, millet and other daily necessities, and then drove to the pharmacy, Lotte directly said the prescription, the pharmacist understood when he heard it, and asked secretly: "Fetus?" How convenient it is to go to the hospital, and the painless abortion is not expensive! ”
"Don't advertise, hurry up and grab the medicine!"
After grabbing the medicine, buying a casserole, and buying a lot of things to replenish the body, Han Zixuan drove back to the villa again, and on the way, Lotte took a deep breath and said: "It's okay, it's less than two months now, and it's not a crime to have a baby, don't worry!" ”
"It looks like it's going to be delayed for a few more days, hey, I guess there will be a crazy rumor outside, saying that I'm playing a big name." Han Zixuan opened the chatterbox, Lotte took things in, first beckoned Han Zixuan to lie on the sofa, and then prepared to make a perfect tonic soup.
Han Zixuan was in a very bad mood, since she learned that she was pregnant, it may have been a psychological effect, and all kinds of reactions came up, all kinds of retching.
Lotte came over with the Ten Perfection Tonic Soup and said, "Don't pretend, you haven't had the time to react yet!" ”
"But I just want to throw up, can't I experience it?" Han Zixuan pursed her lips and said coquettishly: "You feed me." ”
Lying on the sofa, all kinds of adjustment tables, it was another coquettish trick, who made Lotte make a mistake, took a spoon and fed Han Zixuan to drink it one by one, and said: "You first condition your body for a few days, and then take fetal pills, so that your body will not have major problems, and you will not be branded." ”
"I don't care, foreigners don't do confinement." Han Zixuan said complainingly.
"Chinese people are different from foreigners." Lotte explained: "The eating habits of foreign countries are very different from the eating habits of Chinese people, they don't have confinement and don't burn diseases, but Chinese women can't, our physique is born with a lack of calcium, iron and zinc, which leads to rheumatism over time, and when you are old and in a wheelchair, you will regret it." ”
"It's all your fault, it's all your fault!"
Han Zixuan brought up this stubble again, and took the doll and slapped Lotte twice.
"Blame me, blame me, good, drink soup!"
Feed Han Zixuan and drink it one by one, Han Zixuan pouted and said: "I warn you, God knows this matter, you know and I know, if you dare to tell Yun Fang or a third person, I will beat you to death." ”
"I'm stupid, do I dare to say this?" Lotte snorted.
"You're murdering me." Han Zixuan pouted and put on a look of grievance.
"I didn't kill you." Lotte hurriedly begged for mercy: "I just spoke a little louder, not next time!" ”
"Hmm." Han Zixuan took another sip of soup and said happily: "If I am not a star, would you like to marry me?" ”
"Well, like, no." Lotte lowered his head and did not answer the question directly.
"Who do you want to marry in your heart?" Han Zixuan asked.
When Lotte was blowing soup, he subconsciously looked at the imperial green ring on his finger, and then changed the topic and said, "Drink soup." ”
Seeing that Lotte didn't answer, Han Zixuan pouted and said: "I knew it was Zhao Wenxuan, this girl is more beautiful than Yun Fang, and she is also your legal wife, who else can you marry if you don't marry her, you big pervert, a man doesn't have a good thing, eating in the bowl and looking at the pot." ”
"Yes, yes, you're right, after this lesson, I promise that I won't have a next time, drink soup." Lotte fed Han Zixuan again.
After she drank it, she reached out and pinched Lotte several times, "You bad, bad man!" ”
"Ah, okay, I'm a bad man, spilled!"
Han Zixuan was no longer in the air, watching TV and drinking soup, and after drinking, she commanded: "I want to eat fruit." ”
Lotte hurriedly went to wash the fruit, then came over and said, "Eat it." ”
"You feed me."
Lotte had no choice but to pick up the grapes and say, "Come and open your mouth." ”
"I'm going to eat apples, not grapes."
Lotte had to peel the apple and feed her little by little, Han Zixuan seemed to want to play Lotte.
"I don't eat apples anymore, I want to eat lychees."
After Lotte finished the skin, Han Zixuan continued: "I want to eat pears!" ”
Lotte was sweating profusely and asked, "Which one do you want to eat?" ”
"I'm unwilling, I'm not happy, let's go, who made you so careless."
"Hey!" Lotte sat down again, shook his head weakly and sang, "Don't blame me for being careless, it's the passion that is irresistible......"
"Shut up."
"Didn't you sing happily that day?"
"I can sing, you can't, shut up for me, be my slave."
"Yes, Queen."
Just when the two were farting, Lotte's phone rang, and when I picked it up, I saw that it was Zhang Yunfang calling, and I hurriedly connected it, only to hear Zhang Yunfang say in a low voice: "Lotte, I'm ...... I'm pregnant! ”
"Ahh Lotte was so frightened that he stood up directly, "It's really fake!" ”
"Hahaha, lie to you, today is April Fool's Day!"
Lotte breathed a sigh of relief, "I'm scared to death, I almost peed just now." ”
"I'm not kidding you, when will I be back."
Lotte looked at Han Zixuan beside him, sighed and said, "I originally planned to do it tomorrow, but today I suddenly met a difficult patient, her illness is very strange, I plan to study it well." ”
When Han Zixuan heard this, she picked up the doll and greeted Lotte, who hurriedly dodged and said, "Yun Fang, you take care of it at home first, and I'll go back when I'm done!" ”
This book was first published in Book King