Today is the third day that Gu Mengmeng and their arrival at Yuhengxing are also the first day of school. According to the content of the text message sent by the academy, Gu Mengmeng and Abu arrived at the designated place early and found an inconspicuous place to sit down.

As the bell rang, a chubby instructor with a small stick in his hand walked in. Gu Mengmeng looked at the squinting eyes and walking with little fat legs as if she was walking and didn't forget to stroke her hair as if she was handsome, and then raised her ~ Orchid finger and clicked with the small stick in the palm of her hand - "click" twice, and the table top of the podium automatically sank, revealing a machine similar to an eyeball.

Abu nervously held Gu Mengmeng's hand and asked in a low voice, "Meng, Mengmeng!" What is this for? ”

Gu Mengmeng tilted her head slightly and squirmed her lower lips, "I don't know, don't talk yet, let's see what others do, we'll follow what we do, there will be no mistake after all!" ”

Abu looked at Gu Mengmeng and then at the other people in the classroom who were not surprised at all, and immediately straightened his posture and sat up straight.

Gu Mengmeng glanced at such an obedient Abu and was speechless for a while, it was really silly and sweet, what I said was to see how people 'do', let's just do it, not how people 'sit'! After being deceived by someone after being so stupid, maybe you will help others count the money!

"Hello everyone! I'm your teacher, well, the head of your class. Now let me introduce myself, my name is Dianshu, you can call me Uncle Shu, cough cough~ Just kidding, I am not that old, teacher, at most, you are so lost! Dianshu said and stretched out his little thumb pen to draw a small section, "So you have to respect the old and love the young, cough cough what, this Yuhengxing is such a nursing school, and there is only one me in the nursing school!" So take care of me! You know? ”

"Poof-" A student in the classroom couldn't help but laugh, "Teacher, are you young or old?" ”

"yes, do we want to honor you? Or do I want to love you? Hahahaha~"

"I thought the teacher would be a black-faced god, but I didn't expect it to be so funny! Hehe~ This class shouldn't be so boring! ”

Abu was also amused by the teacher's nonsensical words, only Gu Mengmeng knew that this kind of teacher was the most difficult to fool, just as soon as he came in, it was not easy to enliven the scene in less than three minutes, of course, this is also because there is not much knowledge here and has not been washed away by the fast pace of society.

"Tut, this classmate, the teacher remembers you~ It's really not polite to ask the teacher's age!"

"Hahahaha~" The man who was mentioned was obviously stunned and then shrugged helplessly, which suddenly triggered a new round of laughter.

"Ahem, be quiet!" Dianshu crossed his hands and gestured to show quietness, "Since you all want to know this secret, then I'll say it, uh-huh, you guys listen well, I'll just say it once-" Looking at the students below holding their breath and staring at themselves eagerly, Dianshu shook his head proudly, "Teacher, I am a flower every year!" ”

"Poof-hahahaha" Gu Mengmeng couldn't hold back her laughter for a while, "Hahahaha~ Nima!" 38!! Poof-um-" Smiling and smiling, Gu Mengmeng suddenly felt a little cold behind her, and when she looked up, she saw that the teacher was glaring at him angrily, the corners of Gu Mengmeng's mouth twitched, and she looked around stiffly. I found that the classmates around me all used 'you are not stupid' and 'what is so ridiculous about 381 flowers every year?' Looking at him, Gu Mengmeng felt that she was asking for a dog to lead the rhythm, and even Abulou secretly pulled Gu Mengmeng's sleeve and looked at him worriedly, "Mengmeng~ Why are you laughing so loud all of a sudden!" Scared the hell out of me! ”

Gu Mengmeng jumped to her feet, (t▽t) How can you stupid humans understand the joke of a big man holding an orchid and pointing at himself 'three hundred and eighty-one flowers every year'! Stumble!

"Hmph~ That classmate, what did the teacher say to make you laugh so happily?" Dianshu approached the 'eyeballs' that were still swinging from side to side, and clicked them with the small stick in his hand, the eyeballs that were still spinning paused, and then blinked and stared upwards with their eyes wide ~ out of a 3D stereoscopic image - that is everyone's basic information!

It turns out that the 'eyeballs' that have been turning left and right are doing roll call and checking basic information! Gu Mengmeng later learned that this is the legendary 'electronic roll call', which is said to have thermal induction and body scanning, plus local recognition, and is a nirvana for truancy and substitute teaching!

Tsukush slid down the page and scrolled a few times, finally stopping in front of a 3D image, "Huh? Gu Meng? Well, this waist section is this fart~ stock is good, twenty-four years old? Get up, sit down and introduce yourself! ”

Gu Mengmeng had a intuition when she saw the three-dimensional image projected by the 'eyeballs'~ that was not very good, and sure enough, she heard the teacher say that he had a waist fart ~ The stock is good, Gu Mengmeng's face is full of black lines, look at it, retribution is coming! Laugh again, laugh again!

Abu gently tugged at Gu Mengmeng and whispered, "Mengmeng~ The teacher asked you to introduce yourself!" ”

Gu Mengmeng came back to her senses abruptly and stood up awkwardly, "Hmm~ My name is Gu Meng, from Yaoguangxing!" Twenty-four years old this year, hobbies: eating, dreaming: to be a good preschool teacher! Thank you! Gu Mengmeng bowed and was about to sit down, but as soon as she looked up, she saw the teacher's expression of hell flashing to the side, not to mention that standing on one foot, half of her body was about to turn over, but she was still staring at herself with a distorted face, what the hell is it?

Gu Mengmeng looked at Abu, Abu was also full of puzzlement, Gu Mengmeng was looking at the others, and when she saw that the others also had hellish expressions on their faces, she suddenly felt a 'click' in her heart, thinking that there could be something wrong with the way she introduced herself, right? This is in the interstellar, but he habitually uses himself in the 21st century to introduce himself, the more he thinks about Gu Mengmeng, the more frightened he becomes, fortunately, Teacher Dianshu came out to solve the siege at this time, but is this really a siege instead of stepping on it?

"Ahem, that, Gu Meng is from a small place, it is inevitable that he will not know how to introduce himself, everyone should understand!" Gu Mengmeng felt like she had been shot in the chest.

Then Teacher Dianshu continued, "It's not long since the citizens of Yaoguang Star moved over, and as a third-level star star, they are not allowed to have too many high-level equipment, so if they have anything unreasonable in the future, everyone should be more tolerant!" Gu Mengmeng felt that she had been shot in the chest again.

"Then the classmate who asked the teacher just now how old he is will formally demonstrate himself to Gu Meng!" Gu Mengmeng felt that her blood groove was empty, looking at the expressions of the group of 'so so' and 'so pitiful', Gu Mengmeng just wanted to say Teacher, did you really not mean it?