Hongjun's third sermon began.

That's right, after so much talk before, have you forgotten Hongjun's sermon?

The author is also a veteran driver of writing Hong Huangwen, and it is no problem to make up the number of words and pour water until the end of the three sermons.

During the three sermons, Nuwa finally sanctified with the help of the protagonist. The seats of the two people are next to each other, and they can see the sweet and greasy pink aura, which is disgusting.

Nuwa, a female saint, the ancestor of human creation, and the future leader of the demon sect, has become the biggest mentally handicapped in the whole flood wilderness.

I guess the author must have never been in love at all, right? is completely relying on his poor imagination to depict the image of women, speculating on women's thoughts, and as a result, like most Xiaobaiwen, women are regarded as mentally retarded people who are shy when they see the protagonist.

Let's first recall the common types of heroines when straight male authors write.

A delicate and willful heartthrob little princess girl with a hot body found out that the male protagonist was unpretentious to her, and immediately felt funny - "Wow, this boy is different from other perverts and hooligans, so innocent and very good at not pretentious." So, this girl's lips curled slightly, like a, she kept asking the male protagonist for trouble, seducing the male protagonist, and finally found that she secretly promised that the two of them would be together in the end.

A gentle and fresh big sister girl next door who never wears makeup, often pays silently for the male protagonist without regrets, opens her mouth, and says words of encouragement to the male protagonist. As a result, there are very handsome and rich people chasing her, or a family marriage, but the girl just doesn't look down on the rich and handsome and only likes the male protagonist, and the male protagonist finally slaps the rich and handsome in the face and is with the girl.

A wicked girl who is also righteous and evil, and her favorite thing to do is to stick out her tongue mischievously and strike the male protagonist with an expression that seems to be smiling but not smiling. As a result, in the trapping of the male protagonist again and again, she couldn't help falling in love with each other, and accidentally exposed her fragile little woman's side to the male protagonist. The male protagonist is a masochist with Stockholm syndrome, and naturally he can't help but fall in love with the evil villain girl, and they come together against all odds.

A cold and indifferent goddess in white who seems to have no need to sweat and go to the toilet, is favored by the male protagonist because of her beautiful appearance and temperament. The male protagonist is often ashamed of himself at first, feeling that he is not very good among the lusters of the goddess, and the goddess does not mince words about himself. However, the goddess has encountered all kinds of difficulties, and it just so happens that only the male protagonist can help her solve them. In the process of being in love again and again, the goddess actually fell in love with the male protagonist, and the iceberg face hooked the corners of the male protagonist's lips, revealing a touching smile, and half-pushed and half-accepted the hero's show of love. The male protagonist also took the opportunity to become stronger, defeated all his rivals, and came together with the goddess.

The above four types of heroines, readers are probably too familiar with them anymore, are they about to spit out when they see these routines? A sandalwood mouth, red lips slightly curled, stuck out his tongue, seemed to smile but not a smile, hooked the corners of his lips, and took a small bite of cherry...... Does this kind of vulgar word seem familiar?

But Nuwa alone can perfectly match the personality traits of these four mentally handicapped little white heroines, and it is not unreasonable to count the number of times she has been soaked in the torrent.

Routine 1: Nuwa was pampered and raised by her brother Fuxi since she was a child, like a pearl in the palm of her hand. After entering Zixiao Palace, because of her status as a saint's disciple, all the great powers were polite to her. The identity of the little junior sister made Sanqing more polite to her. The journey was smooth, but today the protagonist actually ignored her, and even stayed away, which made her feel very interesting. She pig, ah, that red lips curled slightly, pouted and decided to play more of the male lead, to see when he could break the gong, and no longer have a coffin face to her.

Routine 2: Nuwa is the ancestor of human creation, gentle and kind by nature, like a mother. The heroism of the male protagonist captured her heart. So when the protagonist quarreled with Zhun Ti, she took the initiative to stand on the protagonist's side. Later, she was distressed by the matter of sanctification, and the emperor of the demon clan, Taiyi, always pestered her and wanted to marry her. Nuwa Daimei frowned and hid in the Buzhou Mountain, opened her mouth, and spit out melancholy words. At this moment, the male protagonist came over and said to her: "I think Hong is desolate and lonely, and it is better for Taoist friends to create another clan and give birth to all three things." ”

Routine 3: Nuwa is the great sage of the demon clan, and she is half snake and half human, and she naturally has a bit of wild and demonic spirit in her gestures. The moodiness of the future that will destroy Yin Shang in anger has also taken shape at this time. The male protagonist swore to Pangu and promised to take care of his blood descendants, so he stood on the side of the Wu clan. When he was not sanctified, he also had a few fights with Nuwa and successfully attracted the attention of the other party. Nuwa's bewitching snake tail and mysterious temperament deeply attracted the male protagonist. But at the foot of Buzhou Mountain, after Nuwa was defeated by the male protagonist again, she couldn't help crying loudly, saying that she would never be able to become a saint, and how difficult it was for a female to be in heaven. So the male protagonist hugged Nuwa and said softly: "I have a little idea, maybe it can help you become holy, do you want to hear it?" ”

Routine 4: Nuwa's cultivation is superb, and she has always been one of the top powers in the flood wilderness. The arrogant cultivation also brings a noble and glamorous attitude. She wears a white dress fluttering in the wind on weekdays, and she is as cold as a fairy in the moon. Even the protagonist who also belongs to the Demon Clan's Heavenly Court and cultivates to get it, usually can't get a good face from her. Compared with the so-called pure fairy beauties who had plastic surgery and beautiful pictures in later generations, Nuwa is a genuine fireworks who do not eat the world, and her voice is so ethereal - "Teacher, what is a saint?" As a result, she couldn't figure out how to become holy, so she had to sit fluttering on the mountain in white and worry, and at this time the protagonist appeared.

What do you think? Do you think you've vaguely seen these routines?

As a straight man, the author always uses the above four routines when describing women, and there is some truth to this phenomenon.

The gentle and affectionate big sister is actually in the same vein as the image of the mother, and is a "caregiver" that the psychologically immature little boy wants, and the man can get the warmth of home from her.

The delicate and cute little sister, in fact, symbolizes the image of the younger sister or daughter in the family, which can stimulate the boy's desire to protect, contrary to the previous situation, and mostly appears in the desire of the relatively mature boy.

The most prominent quality of a mysterious beauty who is both good and evil is "mysterious". Because it is mysterious, it is attractive. Because of his unpredictable temperament, he can't figure out the rules. Dating her is equivalent to exploring the unknown and seeking thrill-seeking adventures. The kind of honest man who seems to follow the rules often secretly expects the arrival of such a lady in his heart to release his suppressed passions.

The cold goddess in white is the unattainable crush in everyone's heart. This kind of object may appear in an emotionally ignorant junior high school, or in a high school where you dare not fall in love, or in a university where you meet by chance. No matter what, everyone always has a secret feeling in their hearts, and when it is transformed into the text, it is the cold goddess. When the author writes this kind of image, he often mixes the caution that he dare not touch with the urgency of longing.

These four types basically cover all the female images that a man comes into contact with when he is growing up: a caregiver when he is a teenager, a crush at the beginning of love, a thrill-seeking lover, and a protector after starting a family.

This is missing the most common type of women in life, that is, ordinary ordinary girls. Because the author writes novels, in addition to making money, he also hopes to escape the boredom of life and express his real dissatisfaction. The most ordinary and popular kind of women are representatives of real life and are indispensable, but he doesn't want to write about it.

Having said that, it's bad luck to be written by those little white writers, right? The majority of normal girls who have not been written, you should really breathe a sigh of relief.

Nuwa is not as lucky as you. Because her own image can perfectly correspond to the above four types of girls, she has become the most popular heroine candidate in the Hung Huang Stallion Wen.

"I've finished three sermons, and I'm about to join the sermons, so what questions do you have to ask?" Hongjun asked.

The protagonist is still greasy and crooked with Nuwa, eyebrows, and it doesn't look like there is anything wrong at all.

Hmph, disgusting! I thought indignantly, and then opened my mouth and said: "Dare to ask the teacher, Hongmeng Tianzun has an innate killing treasure, called the Killing Divine Spear, which is claimed to kill people without touching cause and effect, and can also slaughter saints, is it true?" Didn't it say that the Heavenly Dao Mixed Yuan Saint was immortal and immortal? You weren't sanctified back then, and this Killing Spear couldn't help you. ”

At this moment, the protagonist Hongmeng Tianzun Zhang Han finally had no thoughts, he turned his head to look at me, and sneered with disdain.

This question is actually out of the ordinary. In all the Hong Huang texts, Zhun Ti did not ask such a question to Daozu. But when you think about it, it's a reasonable question. Because in the entire flood wilderness, the only one who can win the protagonist is Daozu Hongjun. In order to get back to the field, the quasi-Tidao people asked Hongjun for advice on how to crack it, which is also very in line with his personality of retribution.

Dao Zu was visibly stunned for a moment, then opened his mouth and began to answer my question.

An electric sensation rose from my fundamental consciousness, and at that moment, I seemed to see something infused into Hongjun's body. This feeling is almost the same as the feeling that comes to my head every time the narration comes to mind.

Perhaps the author has not considered this question. Could it be that he made up the answer improvised and stuffed it into Dao Ancestor Hongjun's mind in a manner similar to narration? Possibly, because there are two paradoxes hidden in my question: if the Killing God Spear can really slaughter saints, how can the unsanctified Hongjun survive in the hands of Rahu and defeat Rahu? Saints are immortal and immortal, so how can there be something that can slaughter saints?

"When I fought with Rahu in the past, he used to kill the spear. This treasure is indeed powerful in the hands of Rahu, if it weren't for the fact that I had the Creation Jade in my hand, with my own quasi-saint cultivation at that time, it would definitely be difficult to restrain the killing power of the Divine Killing Spear......"

Oh, it turned out to be the Creation Jade to explain this. I'd like to see how you explain the next thing. In every Honghuang article, it is said that the saint is immortal and immortal, but then the protagonist has a way to kill the saint, and the logic is so chaotic that he slaps his face all day long and does not give an explanation. Okay, this time I'm going to see what you have to say.

"The Killing God Spear is a congenital killing treasure, born from the congenital earth, and also born from the innate Dao, and it contains a killing aura, so it can kill the Heavenly Dao Saint." Hongjun continued to explain. This explanation is full of stiff marks, but since it comes out of his mouth, it means that the author has admitted that it is part of the premise.

In this way, a magic weapon born from nature and with a killing aura can be slaughtered?

I reminisced about the author's patch-like setting, and secretly sneered.