Chapter 500: Tell a Joke
Qian Million and the others have known Lu Xuan for almost a month, and from the beginning to the present, what Lu Xuan has shown them has always been mysterious and unfathomable, excellent reconnaissance ability, transcendent combat ability beyond ordinary people, and extraordinary strategy and wisdom.
Before they came to the Beijing garrison, they were praised by people outside and even the local people for their ability to fight at the next level, praising them as rare geniuses in a hundred years and the future of the family.
After seeing Lu Xuan, their little bit of pride and self-esteem was completely crushed, so shattered that they couldn't find any piece of integrity at all.
After getting to know Lu Xuan, they knew what a genius was.
In addition to genius, Lu Xuan left the impression on Qian Million, that is, mysterious and unfathomable, no one can completely predict where his real limit is, he is always beyond people's expectations.
No matter what it is, as long as Lu Xuan participates, the results he gives are always surprising and surprising, refreshing people's cognition countless times.
If Lu Xuan said that in fact, men can have children, they promise that they will be convinced, and they will not even have the slightest doubt.
Sometimes, Qian Million, several of them are wondering if Lu Xuan is from this world, otherwise how could he be so demonic?
Tonight, Lu Xuan, with the strength of the sixfold realm, brought down three eightfold martial artists with one move, will definitely spread throughout the entire Beijing garrison, and even Shengjing City, refreshing countless people's perception of him.
However, no one knows the secret of how he was able to defeat the three powerhouses, and it will definitely lead to countless conjectures and speculations.
Now, Qian Million and several of them all wonder if Lu Xuan has a set of top-level concealed exercises, which can switch and display his strength realm at will, giving people a very weak but very strong secretly, and even the initial drop in strength is deliberately pretended.
In addition to not being interested in asking Lu Xuan to the end, they also understand that he has too many secrets, and they all understand that it is not something that can be explained clearly in a few words.
On the contrary, breaking the casserole and asking in the end will make Lu Xuan have a bad impression, and smart people will not ask again.
Moreover, they will be with Lu Xuan in the future, and everyone has been in contact for a long time, so they naturally know everything.
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"Captain, this is a check of 10 billion, all of which were net earned tonight after excluding the upset, a total of 20 billion. You deserve half of it when you go to the stage to fight, and the rest of our brothers are divided. ”
Back at the training ground restaurant, Qian Million handed a large check to Lu Xuan and said.
A lot of checks collected before were collected by the millions, and this check was written by him personally, saving Lu Xuan the trouble of taking a bunch of checks to exchange.
"Don't treat me so specially, you can share as much as you want, and as for my share, you can donate it to charity for me." Lu Xuan replied with a smile.
Qian Million was stunned for a moment, and asked: "This is 10 billion?" You must know that many wealthy families can only mobilize tens of billions of liquidity in private, don't you? ”
Lu Xuan shook him and said, "This thing is something outside the body after all, I now have my own company, I can earn tens of millions of dollars every month, and the army allowance is also rich, basically I can buy anything in this world." No matter how much money you have, you don't know where to spend it, so it's better to donate it to those poor children and disaster areas to help them get rich as soon as possible. ”
"Okay, then I'll donate in your name to the charity that our family has set up to make sure every penny is spent in the right place." Seeing Lu Xuan say this, Qian Million no longer reluctantly took the check back, and said, "In this case, I will also donate that share." ”
"And me, although my family doesn't have millions of dollars, but I don't have these billions, I can still live well."
"Me too, donate it."
"You've all donated, how can I be embarrassed to ask for it? Although I may not be able to earn more than a billion yuan in my life, I still donated, and I can have whatever the young master wants with the millions. Seeing that everyone else had donated, Zhang Qian, who was a millionaire, also donated.
He is a talent cultivated by the Qian family, and he will be a member of the Qian family when he dies, and his current important position is to protect Qian million, although his income is very high, he is afraid that he will not be able to earn more than a billion yuan in his life, and it really takes courage to donate it.
"Huh." Lu Xuan didn't expect that his random move would affect everyone, and let them all donate all the windfall they had just made.
He rubbed his nose and continued: "Actually, it's not that you have a lot of money to live happily, it's just vanity, as long as you can buy what you want, you can afford to eat whatever you want, you can be considered rich." As for having more money, it is also a string of numbers in the passbook, and the saddest thing is that you don't know how to spend it. ”
"yes." Qian Million nodded when he heard this, and then sighed: "The poor want to become rich, and the rich want to be poor again, so that they can work hard again, and every time the capital doubles, you can buy the treasure that you have admired for a long time, that is a sense of achievement." Like me, I'm tired of playing any Lamborghini Ferrari, I don't know how many crashes I've broken when the garbage is thrown in the parking lot. ”
Speaking of this, Qian Million sighed with emotion, "But any rich man who is rich does not want to live his previous life anymore, he still hopes that he can have more money, even if he earns nothing, there is no place to spend it." ”
Hearing this, Xing Hui nodded and said: "It's still vanity doing ghosts, from multimillionaires to billionaires, billionaires to Forbes rich list, and finally became the richest man in the country, the richest man in a certain region, and the richest man in the world." Even if you don't know where to spend it, you still have to fight for those halos. ”
"Hehe, the wish of the two of us in this life is probably to lead the family to surpass the Qian family." Wang Yifan glanced at Xing Hui and said.
Xing Hui nodded and said, "That's right, it's this kind of vanity, so even if you are so rich that you have nowhere to spend, you must continue to earn and continue to expand yourself, surpassing the Qian family!" ”
"Peat!" Qian Million glanced at the two of them, and said angrily with dissatisfaction: "Why are you surpassing me?" I also think about the Rothschilds, who are the richest families in the world. ”
Lu Xuan just smiled and didn't speak, quietly watching a few of them bickering.
They are now in the cafeteria of the training ground, and because they have taught Wang Jun a hard lesson tonight, the three clowns who usually like to go against each other have made a lot of money, and they have made a special trip to set up a celebration banquet here.
It is said that it is a celebration banquet, but in fact, there are no sumptuous dishes, they all order what they have in the canteen, and then serve the best wine, and everyone just drinks happily.
Originally, it was a gathering of the five of their friends together, but Lu Xuan specially asked them to inform Bai Rukong and the other four people, and it became a dinner party for the entire soul team.
He wanted to leave the Beijing garrison tomorrow, so he wanted to get everyone together for a meal and drink, and by the way, announce to them the news of the next two-month holiday.
The selection task of the other members of the soul team has not started, and Gong Qiang and Ru Kitten naturally will not make an announcement to tell everyone, so they can only let Lu Xuan convey it personally.
Now that Bai Rukong and the four of them didn't come, they were embarrassed to start first, so they could only brag and fart, and started chatting indiscriminately.
"Here they come, here they come."
"Quickly pour wine and pour wine, today we are gathering members of the soul team, everyone is either drunk and will not return, whoever is not drunk is a coward."
"Let's say I'm in for a treat first, who the will pay for it with me, don't blame Lao Tzu for turning his face with you!" Seeing that the personnel had arrived, the money millionaire was sick again, and he was afraid that others would not know that he was rich.
After Bai Mo Xiang Liu Siren arrived, he was also polite and sat down in his place, a group of people who have been mixed up for so long and are members of the same team, there is no need to be polite and polite.
However, as soon as they sat down, they all looked at Lu Xuan, looking like they couldn't wait to see him clearly from the skin to the bone marrow.
"Why are you looking at me without flowers on my face? Hurry up and eat and drink! Lu Xuan naturally noticed this abnormality, and said with a calm face.
As soon as his voice fell, the eldest boss Liu took the lead in raising his glass and said, "Captain Lu, I salute you for this glass of wine." In the past, I thought that you were just a little more capable of reconnaissance, why should you be the captain, and I was still a little uncomfortable in my heart. But tonight I was wrong, I didn't expect you to hide so much. I think that even if I played, I would take your move in person and be seriously injured. This glass of wine apologized for my careful eyes. ”
Liu Badao has well-developed limbs and a simple mind, and he is relatively straightforward, he can say whatever he wants, and he still has some thoughts about Lu Xuan before he comes out.
"Okay." Lu Xuan answered, then raised his wine glass and drank it all.
He put down his wine glass and said happily: "Happy, I like the domineering brother to be so straightforward." In the future, we will be members of the same team, brothers, and we must unite and help each other. Come on, everyone toast together. ”
Liu Badao is a big boss, but other people are not a big boss, so naturally they won't say to others that I used to have thoughts about you.
After everyone drank a glass of wine, Mo Qingfeng raised his glass and said with a smile: "Come to Lu Xuan, I salute you for this glass of wine." I didn't expect you to hide so deeply, even I was almost deceived by you. ”
"It's over, it's better to keep a low profile this year, isn't it?" Lu Xuan replied casually, and then raised his wine glass and touched him.
With a cup in his stomach, Mo Qingfeng said with a smile: "Now I am more and more looking forward to fighting with you, I believe that such a day will not be too far away." Maybe in a few months, we'll be able to have a good conversation. ”
"Haha, I've always wanted to talk to you, and when the time comes, we'll let go of our hands and feet. Here, another drink. Lu Xuan responded with a smile.
Mo Qingfeng's sentence just now had already made it very clear, that is, the current Lu Xuan was not his opponent or even a level person, so he would rather wait a few more months for Lu Xuan to grow up.
Although Lu Xuan's hand was very violent and cool tonight, it shocked the audience, but Mo Qingfeng still thought that it was a little worse, far from being able to fight him.
"Lu Xuan, it seems that what I said to you on the first day of my arrival in the Beijing garrison is right, and I also hope to have a good discussion with you as soon as possible." Bai Rukong didn't make a toast, but just said something at the table. He has always been a man of few words.
Through Bai Rukong's words, he also knew that he didn't regard Lu Xuan as a level opponent, even if that punch was shocking, but the difference was still too far.
"Huh." Lu Xuan just smiled, didn't answer Bai Rukong's words, just raised his wine glass and invited him to drink.
After a few of them finished speaking, it was Xiang Xiaofei's turn again, and even Qian Million.
Lu Xuan tonight is too dazzling, no matter what the occasion is, as long as this topic is raised, someone will talk about it, and it should be talked about at the wine table.
"I've called you all here tonight, except for a small gathering, I have important things to tell you. Between now and the next two months, our soul team will be on vacation for two months, during which time you can stay in the army or go home. ”
After chatting for a while, Lu Xuan finally said the main purpose of tonight.
"What? Holiday? ”
"What kind of?"
Hearing Lu Xuan's words, everyone was puzzled, and they all wanted to know what the reason for the holiday.
So, Lu Xuan told them what Ru Kitten and Gong Qiang had invited over for breakfast in the morning, and told them 1510.
In order to select the other 21 members of the soul team, plus the AK37 teleportation point must be particularly well secured, the instructors must order it in person, and there are no major tasks recently, so their first batch of members are temporarily on vacation.
"It turned out to be a holiday, I thought we were called over to inform us to go to the South China Sea to carry out a mission!" After hearing this, the eldest boss said with a look of sudden realization.
Lu Xuan smiled and didn't speak, but Qian Million showed a hint of curiosity and asked, "Brother Domineering, how do you think that you are going to the South China Sea to carry out a mission?" ”
"Hey, don't the newspapers talk a lot about the South China Sea Territory lately? With the support of these two countries, the Filipino maids want to occupy our territory, and even apply for arbitration to get the international community to recognize that the South China Sea is theirs. Didn't the troops secretly transfer troops to the South China Sea recently? I thought I was going to fight them and send us on a mission! The big old man scratched his head domineeringly, and said with a smirk.
Qian Wanwan glanced at him and said, "Ya, we are elite divisions, how can the members of the Huaxia Soul Clan deal with such a low-level task?" This matter is enough except for the general special forces of the navy, if you want to assassinate the leader, just a Beijing garrison team can go out and get it in minutes, can we be used? ”
"It's just that the small country of the Filipino maid is not worth our shot. If we assassinate the senior leaders of the United States, we may be used. Xing Hui echoed.
"Hey, hey, hey." The eldest boss Liu Badao understood that his guess was wrong, and couldn't help but smirk embarrassedly, raised his wine glass and invited the wine: "Come on, come on, everyone drink together, don't get drunk tonight, do it!" ”
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After everyone toasted, Qian Million looked slightly indignant and said: "Even if the Mi Guoyan is domineering and domineering, the island country dares to be so arrogant, not only sending advanced equipment and weapons to the Filipino maids, but also the military weapons of the entire Southeast Asian countries. Paralyzed, recently the Filipino maid has been engaged in the South China Sea arbitration, and that girl also wants to engage in the East China Sea arbitration invasion, and wants to invade our East China Sea, I really think that I am not dying fast enough! ”
"Yes, I wish I could see the fall of the island nation in my lifetime...... No, it's better to go through the participation of a few of us and carry a gun to eliminate it. Xing Hui nodded violently and agreed.
Wang Yifan spat out a cigarette and said indignantly: "Damn, if there is really such a day, Lao Tzu will definitely be the one who slaughtered the prime minister of the island country, Amber Jinsan." ”
"Come and drink, and talk less about these angry topics."
Seeing them talking about these political/political issues, Lu Xuan hurriedly raised his glass and invited him to drink.
"Yes, yes, when it comes to the island country, it's angry and drinks with wine." Hearing this, everyone raised their glasses and toasted again.
It's going to be a holiday from tomorrow, Lu Xuan said that he was going to leave the army to deal with personal matters, and others also said they wanted to leave. In other words, after drinking this meal, the next reunion may be two months later, unless they are all in Shengjing and frequent contacts.
Knowing that tomorrow is going to be separated, everyone is busy with each other, and tonight everyone is happy to drink a lot, which is regarded as a farewell.
Including Bai Rukong, a guy who doesn't like to talk coldly, he also drank a lot of wine quietly.
When each person was a little drunk with four or five bottles, Qian Million opened his mouth with a hint of drunkenness and proposed, "Since you are so happy tonight, shall I tell everyone a joke?" ”
Listening to his words, the people present cheered and urged him to speak quickly.
"The joke is a bit dirty, don't you call me a hooligan?" Qian Million said.
"How dirty? Is there a dirt in the island country? ”
"Damn, I don't know who you are? And pretend to be pure with me. ”
Seeing everyone's attitude, Qian Million was finally relieved, and slowly began to tell the story: "In the past, when a girl was sleeping at night in the island country, three men in black suddenly broke in in the middle of the night and wanted to use force on her. The girl recognized the identities of these three people, it was Grandpa, Father, and Brother, and she stopped struggling and said to them, I know who you are, come in according to your generation. ”
"Then the girl got pregnant, do you know the name of the child?" Qian Million asked.
When everyone heard this, they shook their heads and said they didn't know, and they didn't even scold the story of Qian Million for being too ruined, they just wanted to know what the answer was.
Qian Million first smiled and said, "It's called entering three according to seniority!" ”
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