Xiao Chengjun is an ordinary office worker, except for weekends and holidays, he lives a boring life of two o'clock and one line every day/9 to 5, once upon a time he tried to quit his current job, but after all, this job is what he Lao Tzu has worked so hard to stuff in, or a public institution, an iron rice bowl, if he really resigns this job, he must unload him, but even if Xiao Chengjun really resigns this job, it is difficult for him to find a job in society with such a good salary as now, in order to avoid unnecessary trouble, Xiao Chengjun no longer had the idea of resigning.

Although Xiao Chengjun looks mediocre, but after all, the work is an iron rice bowl, and the family conditions are relatively good, his parents are both well-known figures in a certain government unit, even if they are old, they don't need Xiao Chengjun to do half a snack, the pension they get when they retire is several times Xiao Chengjun's current salary, and in the future, Xiao Chengjun will burn high incense if he doesn't gnaw on the old.

According to Xiao Chengjun's conditions, he can find a relatively good girlfriend in J City, but now he is almost 30 years old, but he has never talked about a girlfriend.

His parents also introduced him to the daughters of several colleagues, some of whom are really good, not only do they look good at work, but their family conditions are not bad, compared to Xiao Chengjun's family, they are all better. But every time, Xiao Chengjun either said that he didn't have this plan, or he pushed all these family affairs on the grounds of going with the flow and falling in love freely.

At first, his parents didn't ask anything, after all, emotional matters couldn't be forced, and they paid attention to a love and I wanted, so they didn't rush to introduce Xiao Chengjun to the object, but half a year has passed, but Xiao Chengjun still hasn't even a fart, and his mother is a little anxious.

One day, Xiao Chengjun returned home bored, and as soon as he opened the door, he heard the chatter of Jun's mother.

"Xiaojun, tell me about you, when you come home all day long, you know that you are nested in your own room, your clothes are thrown everywhere, and your socks are not washed, you see that the basin in the bathroom is full of your socks, I have endured all of this, you have so much free time! Go out after work and walk around, see more of your friends, maybe you can meet a girl, talk about a girlfriend or something, even if you can't become in the end, at least talk about it first, maybe you will meet a suitable one, you say that the family is not too demanding, as long as it is a sensible girl, why can't you get rid of your mother's heart, but also let your mother enjoy the joy of family. ”

Before, Jun's mother was very strict with Xiao Chengjun's requirements for choosing a mate, the girl must be a native of J City, her parents are alive and have a stable income, all kinds of insurance must be complete, and the girl's job must also be a regular unit, not an enterprise, Jun's mother thinks that social habits are too heavy, and private owners are not good, Jun's mother is too snobbish and calculating, in short, it is necessary to be as strict as possible.

But later, Jun's mother asked Xiao Chengjun, the master who couldn't kick a fart with three legs, to lower her requirements, as long as she was a sensible girl, this requirement was really low......

Xiao Chengjun hung his coat on the hanger with an expressionless face, and changed into slippers calmly, as if what Jun's mother said just now was not for him, "I know, I'll wash it when I take a shower." ”

Jun's mother put down the busyness in her hands, looked at Xiao Chengjun behind her, and read angrily: "Is this what I said!" ”

"Oh, I know, let's go back to the house first." As he spoke, Xiao Chengjun dragged the soles of his shoes and shook them into his room.

"How can I put up such a master as you, hey."

Xiao Chengjun casually closed the door of the room, but it was a lot quieter in an instant, and he fell on his bed with a big word.

He subconsciously took out his mobile phone, and after a simple set of unlocking, he clicked on a live broadcast software, and after a while, the voice of a male anchor spoke from the mobile phone.

"The T-zone must be set more often, after all, it is an area that is easy to get oily, so use a powder brush to brush it several times, remember to be sure to do a small amount many times, so that it is even enough, and the skin is not easy to float ......"

The screen of the mobile phone shows a picture of a white-skinned, well-behaved male anchor teaching makeup, his fingers are flying back and forth on his face with a brush lightly, after a while, after a few sets of coherent movements, the handsome and dashing face just now is gone, and what is displayed on the mobile phone screen is a classical beauty with ice muscles and jade bones and pink makeup.

That's right, this beautiful woman is the handsome guy just now, but after some meticulous makeup on her face, the whole person has been reborn and changed gender.

Xiao Chengjun couldn't take his eyes off it, and he sighed from time to time.

To say that Xiao Chengjun is not looking for a girlfriend is closely related to his preferences, don't look at Xiao Chengjun's appearance is not good-looking, he looks like a rough man, but in private, he likes to watch handsome male anchors perform makeup, sing, dance, eat, chat, etc.

As you might have guessed, yes, he's an out-and-out gay, and a natural gay, a crooked mosquito coil-like gay.

Recalling Xiao Chengjun's childhood, he has realized this since he was in elementary school, and I still remember that when he was in the fourth grade of primary school, he especially liked to look at the boys who looked delicate and clean, and sometimes when he went to the toilet, he would peek at the "lifeline" of the classmates next to him, and every time he saw it, his heart would always be tingling.

He's not the pervert people think.,His reaction is actually the same as other boys' reaction to seeing the chest bulge of a female classmate who develops early in the class.,I want to take a few more looks.,Occasionally, I will fantasize about touching it.,It's the most basic physiological reaction.。

When he reached junior high school, he realized that liking the same sex was actually a special thing, so he buried this thought deep in his heart and kept it unknown, which also made his personality change qualitatively, and he became depressed and less lonely.

In fact, when he was a student, he also had people he liked.

In high school, he liked a classmate with thick eyebrows and big eyes, and the relationship was very good, eating together at noon, and walking together after school, but it was not the kind of relationship between lovers, it was just a pure buddy relationship, and when I thought about it, I felt that this relationship was sadistic and aggrieved.

When he arrived at the university, he fell in love with a sunny boy who played the center position in the basketball team of another department, more than one meter nine tall, full of tendons and flesh, and looked like a sunny and handsome, but they didn't say a word in four years, sometimes when they saw him at school, Xiao Chengjun would be like a deer all day long, and sometimes when he inadvertently came to face each other, Xiao Chengjun would always be unaware of what he should do, he had fantasized about whether the handsome guy liked him, why he could meet him at school every day, And every time he saw him, he always had a sunny smile on his face, but until one day when he saw the handsome guy walking in the school playground with a girl who was not good-looking, he dispelled this idea, in fact, he knew that the handsome guy he liked was a straight man with strong blood, and his series of fantasies were just his own thoughts/lewdness, in fact, people simply regarded Xiao Chengjun as a passerby, there is a good saying, stay away from straight men, avoid harm, for this, Xiao Chengjun was sad for several days and did not ease up.

……

It's been more than 2 o'clock in the morning in a blink of an eye, and Xiao Chengjun has been lying on the bed watching the live broadcast for more than 5 hours, during which he hasn't drunk a sip of water to go to the toilet once, so you can imagine how forgetful he is.

If it weren't for the fact that the phone was about to run out of battery, he could still watch it for another 1 hour without sleepiness, but there was no way, the phone was already a little hot to the touch, and he had to go to work the next day, so he could only reluctantly put the phone on the socket next to the computer desk to charge.

Xiao Chengjun quietly moved to the bathroom, scribbled to the toilet, brushed his teeth, and tiptoed back to his room, not for anything else, for fear that his parents would know that he hadn't slept yet.

He lay on the bed, and it didn't take long for him to see Zhou Gong go......