Cheng Xing felt a toothache.

“…… Because he is your idol, you brought these two in? Is this how you cheated my brother! ”

The braided girl waved her hand indifferently: "It's okay, the roasted fish is written big, full-time, not a policeman." ”

"What about the other one?"

"Brother, are you too sensitive," the braided girl said: "Look at the looks of these two people, being a traffic police officer can cause the crowd to watch, what does the police system want them to do?" 007 That's a movie, can the agent be that eye-catching? Brother, if you target them like this, could it be that people are more handsome than you? The girl shook her head and sighed, "Jealous men are so ugly." ”

"How do you talk little bunny!"

"Brother, we were born to a mother."

“……”

"Wait, I suddenly remembered, what does idol mean by not being a star? How did it become written again? ”

"Oh, I'm a Weibo fan."

“……”

In short, after evading the exchange of information from everyone, the boss of the certificate center, Cheng Xing, reluctantly recognized that these two were guests and not enemies.

"What kind of documents are you here to get?"

"ID card."

“…… For scams? ”

"In order to fulfill a flying dream," Shao Yu sat on the chair with an expressionless face: "If you can buy plane tickets, train tickets, high-speed rail tickets, have files to check and won't goof, and also have household registration and driver's license, you should be able to do it, right?" Academic Certificates...... Forget the academic certificate, don't use it. ”

Cheng Xinghu looked at the two suspiciously.

Disguised, isn't it?

Well, that's what people look like.

Tsk, that's not fair.

The one who fascinated his sister was more gorgeous than a woman, lazy, a pair of Danfeng eyes like a hook, if he wanted, no matter how man or woman hooked a hook; Another of his companions, who looks like traditional men's heroics, is more popular with women, especially middle-aged and elderly women, with a righteous face, although it seems that the muscles are not obvious, but still feel very capable of fighting.

What's even more rare is that the temperament and demeanor of these two people have an indescribable taste, Cheng Xing searched his intestines and scraped his stomach, thinking that this is probably called fireworks that do not eat the world.

Hehe, what are you kidding, and the fairy spirit.

It still feels like a scam.

Changing identities to catch rich women and rich men is not very difficult for these two people.

Cheng Xing thought about it, and still asked: "Well, this question doesn't need to be answered, just for my personal curiosity: what about the previous identities of the two people?" ”

Wanted? Bounty? Tracked?

"Boss!"

The friends looked at him disapprovingly, and when they worked, they did not ask the guests*.

The braided girl took out a scale out of nowhere, hit her brother on the head, and made a crisp sound: "Roasted fish and this handsome guy don't pay attention to him, Brother Cheng's menopause is coming, and he has endocrine disorders." ”

"It's okay," Shao Yu smiled faintly, radiant: "Who doesn't have a brain pump." ”

"Heh, hehe."

I don't feel grateful at all.

Between Brother Cheng's hostility to the characters who took away his sister's attention, he then explained to them a different person: "Our identity here is authentic, we are all bought in the mountainous areas and there are missing persons, and there is no problem with household registration, and the driver's license is easy to say, but we are operating here all the year round, and we are afraid of trouble, if there is any criminal case involved, it must be not discussed by the police, brother, you see?" ”

"Don't worry, we are so handsome, how can we commit a crime?"

No, there are some cases that are easy to do, such as commercial espionage and the like.

Yu Ge looked impatient: "Are you still in business?" Jian Xiu hammered his fist on the wall, and then Brother Cheng and his little friends were shocked to find that the wall was recessed, leaving a clear fist mark......

"Iron Sand Palm!"

"Fuck off, you can't tell the difference between palm and fist, this is obviously a strong King Kong fist!"

Shao Yu seemed to smile: "There are a lot of martial arts lovers here." ”

The braided girl wiped the cold sweat on her head, twisted the meat on her brother's waist 180 degrees in the corner where others couldn't see, and took advantage of the fact that her brother was so painful that she couldn't speak, and hurriedly took a digital camera and led people inside: "Come and take pictures, the roasted fish is big, what are the names of you and your friends?" I'll write it down in a moment. ”

took a photo, wrote a list, paid the bill in cash, and the braided girl looked at them nostalgically: "How about leaving a phone number?" If you do it, you can call to notify you, and it will be convenient to contact you in the future, we have a wide range of business, and the documents are absolutely high-end, real and effective, and it is no problem to take it to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a marriage certificate. ”

If at the beginning, the girl's eyes stayed on Shao Yu, but now she stays more on the song.

Shao Yu pretended to be surprised: "The Celestial Dynasty has passed the gay marriage law?" ”

"No...... Yes! ”

She covered her mouth and her eyes were wide open.

Yu Ge smiled and kissed the corner of his partner's mouth, touched it and left, and said, "We'll take it in a week, it should be fine, right?" ”

"Uh-huh!"

After the two left, the girl was still immersed in the picture just now.

The face was half bright and half dark in the sky and shadows, inexplicably revealing a bewildering taste, the handsome and extraordinary young man stepped forward and gently branded a kiss on the corner of the mouth of his gorgeous companion, and the two equally impeccable faces were extremely close in an instant, and the movements were natural and familiar, and the wordless tacit understanding flowed through it.

"Cheng Chen! Everyone is gone, what a nymphomaniac! ”

"Brother, they are a couple, a couple!" The girl rushed up and pulled her brother to cry: "My first love is boom." ”

"First love, how many times have you fallen in love?" After habitually complaining, Cheng Xing digested the words just now, and his surprise quickly turned to relief and calmness: "A pair? A good pair, leave more resources for this world. ”

A day later.

"Ahh

In the old street, next to the crooked neck tree, in the door where half of the red paint had been dropped, there was the scream of a girl with braids.

"What's wrong, Chenchen?"

"What is the little sister doing?"

"Boss, go see your sister!"

Cheng Xing walked over with a cigarette in his mouth: "Watching a horror movie? Don't look at this thing if you're timid, it's looking for abuse. ”

"Brother!" The girl said with tears in her eyes: "I was reversed cp!" ”

“？”

"The two handsome guys who came that day, Yu Ge is suffering, God, why should I chase the text with my hands...... The heavens are negative for me! ”

“…… Oh," the elder brother said in a deep voice, "you go and become a demon." ”

At this time, Shao Yu and Yu Ge were still surfing the Internet at home, and Shao Yue had already returned to his home in S City, and was trying to find a way to let his parents eat the two elixirs.

"Ah Yue, why did you come back this time?"

Shao's mother took his hand, with a look of anticipation in her eyes: "Is it about your life's events?" She chattered: "Although the man has thirty-one flowers, but you are also a person who runs four, you still have to hurry, a woman is twenty-seven or eighteen to have a child, and she is more guilty when she is late, come, tell Mom, do you have a partner?" ”

Inexplicably thinking of the girl who always kills him and guards the corpse in the online game, Shao Yue shook his head and said, "There is no shadow, don't guess." ”

"Good, good. Ah Yue, when you meet someone you like, you can boldly chase it, and if you have any difficulties, tell your parents that you can support it. ”

With her understanding of her eldest son, how can she not see that this is someone in her heart?

Shao's mother went to the kitchen to pickle tofu with satisfaction.

Unlike his wife, Shao's father is used to thinking in a bad direction.

"Sit."

The son obediently sat down on the sofa, and Shao's father asked, "Lost your job?" ”

"Nope."

"Is that a shelter?"

"Dad," Shao Yue couldn't help laughing: "What do you think?" ”

"When you came back from vacation before, you would call several days in advance," Shao's father told the truth: "This time you were in a hurry, and you lied to the company, that is a private matter?" ”

In the eldest son's incredulous gaze, he nodded: "That's right, I called your boss, and he comforted me a few words, saying that there is no hurdle that I can't pass, I am confused, I can't figure out what hurdles are at home, and I finally got the topic over." ”

“…… How is it round? ”

"Let's just say that a girl brought the ball to the door, saying that it was your seed."

“……”

Hehe.

It's not going to spread all over the company, is it?

How can I explain it then, no, the boss's tone is still very tight.

"Have you been working the night shift lately?"

“？”

"Why is it so white?"

"Uh......" Shao Yue's eyes wandered.

Dad Shao took a sip of tea, frowned and reprimanded: "What a big man, what skin care products to use to whiten cream!" Your mom didn't use this stuff for a long time! It's as white as a ghost, which girl loves to watch! ”

“……”

Deaf to Shao Yue touched his pocket, what he was thinking about was, how to let his parents eat the elixir?

He had already asked his brother that the medicine would not dissolve in water, nor would it be melted by high temperatures, and in short, all the means of mortals could not help it, which provided the basis for his battle plan.

Father likes to drink tea, why don't you add something to the tea? After mixing it up, it becomes liquid in the mouth and people can't feel it, but Shao Yue has tried it, this medicine is sinking, and the tea made by his father is floating upward, and he will not grab a large handful of tea leaves to make the whole cup full of green, and the pill will be very conspicuous and will not work.

"Did you hear that?"

The majestic voice was still in his ears, Shao Yue nodded absentmindedly, and was gently slapped by Shao's father with a newspaper.

"What the hell is going on?"

"I haven't figured it out yet."

Shao Yue said entangledly: "Dad, that ...... Are you superstitious with your mother? ”

“……”

He can't wait to slap himself, what a broken problem, is there such a question?

Shao's father, who was full of silver hair, looked at him deeply: "Dawa, did you go to the temple to ask for marriage?" Or did the half-immortal under the overpass tell you? Or did you encounter a ghost pressing the bed and a ghost hitting the wall or something? You have been reading for so many years to believe in science, and science changes the world. ”

Big baby: "......"

Wipe!

Nicknames from hundreds of years ago are still being used!

Isn't it just worshipping gourd babies when I was a child, what's wrong, what's wrong, what's wrong!

The solutions are all human beings.

Shao Yue wittily fried a plate of green beans, mixed the elixir into it, and gave several spoonfuls to his parents' rice bowls. Well, I sweated all over my body and turned white or something, I can't hide it at all.

"That's what you call superstition?"

Shao's father, who has taken stubbornness as a personal label, looks indifferent, but those who are familiar with him can see that his three views are collapsing and reorganizing.

Shao Yue took a deep breath and said, "There is something I want to confess. ”

Outside the window, the figures of two monks floated in the air, and Yu Ge said to his partner: "Sure enough, you guessed it." 166 Reading Network