11.11 Traffic jams
Mr. Li said that the place to eat was not far from the theater, about a quarter of an hour by car.
While passing by on the street, I saw a man tied to a lamppost.
He stepped on the brakes, thinking about whether to stop and help, Li Min seemed to see it, pointed at the person, and said to Lin Zesheng with a smile: "That pillar is often tied to it. ”
Lin Zesheng glanced out and didn't speak.
Li Min seemed to be looking for something in his bag, flipped through his mobile phone for a while, and started taking pictures while asking Lin Zesheng to drive slowly, "You don't know, there are many bars near here, and people often hold bachelor parties in them, get the groom in, and then strip him naked and tie him to a pillar here, I bet he must not be wearing underwear now......"
Lin Zesheng didn't show any expression when he listened to the first half, and when he heard the back, his brows furrowed.
At this moment, he was just getting closer and closer to the pillar, he squinted and looked, on the dark blue pillar, sure enough, there was a man tied, his pants were taken off to his ankles, and the clothes on his upper body had long been gone, and his whole body was only attached to the sensitive parts with scotch tape and fixed on the lamppost......
Lin Zesheng glanced to the side and saw that Li Min was also smiling at the man, and raised his mobile phone, "Oh, you drive slowly, I can't shoot." This guy is the most handsome in the last month. ”
When Lin Zesheng heard this, instead of slowing down, he stepped on the accelerator and galloped past. As soon as the car accelerated, Li Min dropped the phone unsteadily, and when he picked it up again and sat down, the drunk man had become a black spot in the distance.
Li Min: "......"
Half a year can do a lot of things, enough for some people to forget a relationship, enough for some people to grow unforgettable, and enough for some people to complete short-term goals according to their own trajectory.
In just six months, Li Min began to slowly transform from a drama actor and became well-known in the local area, Lin Zesheng asked her if she wanted to go to China for development.
"Yes, of course, but my contract with the troupe won't expire until next year."
Lin Zesheng was silent and did not speak.
In the past six months, the project in Fiji has been very successful, successfully borrowed, completed smoothly, and is about to open, of course, there were some minor troubles encountered during the period, which were quickly resolved.
According to the company's itinerary, he will return to Licheng next month.
When Li Min heard that he was going back, his eyes were blank for a long time, "Will you come again in the future?" ”
"Maybe, maybe not."
"Then I'll look for you when I'm free."
"Okay."
Li Min looked out the window, she was wearing a blue dress today, the same color as the seawater.
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Licheng has developed rapidly in recent years, and the inflow of talents has continued to increase, and even the traffic has become more and more congested.
On the third ring road, the traffic has formed a long queue, driving slowly.
Lin Zesheng sat in the back seat and closed his eyes to recuperate, and Secretary Ding hummed a little song in the passenger seat.
After humming for a while, I probably felt a little bored, and told jokes to the driver Lao Wang.
"In the morning, Xiao Zhang rode his bicycle to work. Seeing that his colleague Xiao Li was driving a car and was stuck in a traffic jam, Xiao Zhang stepped forward to say hello: Yo, it's blocked!
The next morning, Xiao Zhang met Xiao Li and was stuck in traffic again. So he joked: Yo, it's blocked again!
"Xiao Li jumped like thunder: what's blocked again, it's been here!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Secretary Ding laughed himself, and after laughing for a while, he found that the driver was not smiling at all, still staring at the front, and Lin Zesheng in the back just changed his posture, as if he didn't hear it, and continued to sleep.
"Isn't this funny? Then I'll say one more. Ding Jun thought for a while, "Do you know what the drivers are generally doing when they are stuck in traffic?" According to a survey, 60% of people choose to listen to music or radio, and 30% of users choose to be in a daze, so what are the other 10% doing? ”
Lin Zesheng, who was in the back seat, finally opened his eyes and glanced at him.
Ding Jun replied proudly: "There are still 10% of them picking their nostrils." His laughter seemed to be extraordinarily low, and he couldn't help but laugh again after saying that, such a big person, laughing so much that the whole car was shaking.
Driver: "......"
Lin Zesheng: "......"
When he had laughed enough, Lin Zesheng said, "I suddenly found a problem. ”
Ding Jun was stunned, "What?" ”
"It's a shame that you don't become a joker."
Ding Jun laughed, his mouth was wiped with honey, "It's a pity, it's not a pity, it's better to carry a bag to Mr. Lin than to be a joker......"
Lin Zesheng suddenly asked: "How is our entertainment company now?" ”
"It's good, it's ready to start."
Lin Zesheng nodded, and began to close his eyes again.
Secretary Ding sighed in his heart, the two really couldn't chat, he looked out the window boredly, looking for a driver who was picking his nose.
In the lane next to them, next to them was a nanny car, and he hadn't seen whether the driver inside was picking his nose or not, and he was already attracted by this car.
The whole car is pitch black, and it is not clear whether a man or a woman is sitting inside, but those who can sit in this kind of car are either bosses or celebrities.
The traffic is still moving slowly at a speed of 10 centimeters per minute, but the nanny car slowly turned the front of the car in their direction, Ding Jun looked at the lane sign in front of him, the nanny car is in the straight lane, and it is about to turn left, so he cut the line and changed lanes.
The scene of traffic jam and queue cutting like this is staged every day, Ding Jun is no longer surprised, the driver who is driving today is the oldest retired soldier in the company, Ding Jun is not worried about suffering a loss at all, but holds his chin and looks at the nanny car that the thief head and thief have come over.
Lao Wang is alone, he used to drive logistics vehicles in the army, and all kinds of cars are very cool, Ding Jun has seen with his own eyes that Lao Wang can drive the bus out of the smell of armored vehicles, and he doesn't know where Lin always digs it from. Although Lao Wang is a little old, he is very good, it is not a problem to fight seven or eight by himself, in addition to being a driver, he can occasionally be used as a bodyguard, Ding Jun thinks he can fight, but compared with Lao Wang, it is simply pediatric. So what public activities he usually participates in, Lin Zesheng likes to take Lao Wang very much, as long as he stands aside, those little reporters don't dare to come forward to harass him.
Lin Zesheng has such a ability, he knows the characteristics of every employee in the company, knows how to play their strengths, and he is the behind-the-scenes gamer, using every chess piece just right, so that everyone is not overestimated and not wronged.
Lao Wang in the driver's seat also noticed that the nanny car was not taken seriously at all, glanced at it expressionlessly, and then continued to ignore it, not wanting to let it go at all. However, the owner of the car behind saw that the nanny car occupied two lanes, blocked in the middle and couldn't leave, and immediately became dissatisfied, and someone kept honking.
Ding Jun thought it was very interesting, and he even opened the window a little to see what happened to the car next.
The sound of the horn behind it didn't seem to be able to stop the nanny car from cutting in line, it was still stubbornly facing the left, Ding Jun stretched out his head and looked, the distance between the two cars was about 8 centimeters now.
Ding Jun was worried that he had nothing to do, so he simply propped his elbows on the window, and lowered his eyelids to see that the distance was slowly getting smaller, 8 centimeters...... 7 cm...... 5 cm...... He looked at it and thought, if he rubbed into their car, he should be fully responsible for the nanny's car, right? Anyway, the company bought a full set of insurance for all cars, and whoever hit it was unlucky. Just thinking about it, there was a gentle bump in his ears, but Lao Wang refused to let him go, and went straight forward, and then the two cars really rubbed on.
Ding Jun: "......"
His first reaction was to look at the other party, and the driver of the car probably found out, and instead of getting out of the car to apologize, he actually started reversing.!! It's shameless!
Secretary Ding can't bear it now, this person is changing lanes illegally under his nose, and he still wants to find a chance to slip away as if it didn't happen? He didn't even say hello to Lin Zesheng in the back seat, and directly opened the car door and got out of the car aggressively.