January 16, 2014 - Thursday - 10:20 a.m. - In Xiao Chengjun's live broadcast room

"Don't miss it when you pass by! Don't leave when you come, don't come in if you leave, the Iraqi shemale makeup PK war is about to start, and there really won't be this store in this village after that......"

"Shut up! Low is dead! Seeing Bai Jing and a small vendor selling "Yellow Crane King/Bastard" brand wallets on the wheat in general, Xiao Chengjun's brain twisted for a while.

"You know a scoop, I think my brother relied on this ability to become popular on this live broadcast platform in the first place." Bai Jing not only didn't feel ashamed, but forced his words.

Seeing that Bai Jing was hopeless, Xiao Chengjun explained to his friends in the live broadcast room: "Friends, don't be surprised, this kid didn't bring medicine when he went out, he is sick at this time, it's okay to get used to it, friends, don't worry, let's start this game soon, wait for this madman to prepare." ”

Xiao Chengjun looked at the white scene on the screen with a serious face, and continued: "Go and prepare." ”

"Hey, hey, I'm going to prepare a yarn here, buddy, I can melt it with a pen, so I don't need to prepare it at all." Bai Jing rolled his eyes, looking like a poor and sour landlord.

To say that Bai Jing's bear virtue is tight enough, and he still rolls his eyes like this, does he still want to mix in this 'music broadcast'?

"Alright, don't stink, hurry up and get ready to start!" Xiao Chengjun fell down the road.

Seeing that Xiao Chengjun was a little impatient, Bai Jing looked like he hadn't had enough fun: "Old antiques, old ideas, not fun." With that, he left the camera bored, and it was estimated that he should be preparing cosmetics at this time.

After Xiao Chengjun sent Bai Jing away, he picked up a large silhouette brush and played with it in his hand, and said helplessly: "Actually, Bai Jing is usually not like this, he does this just to help me pull popularity, and help me pull votes by the way, don't look at him so good at making trouble on the microphone, people are still quite normal in private, long live everyone's understanding." ”

Xiao Chengjun put the silhouette brush in his hand aside, and then said: "Of course, if you like him, you can click on his avatar to follow him, in fact, there is a benefit to following him, if you have any unpleasant things in life that you can't let go, it is better to watch his live broadcast, which should make you happy." ”

After speaking, the message area scrolled in response.

"Actually, I like Bai Jing a lot, if Jun Da doesn't mind, then I'll pay attention to Bai Jing."

"Listening to Junda say this, Bai Jing is really good, I paid attention."

"It's also said that often a comedian who makes everyone happy has some more or less unexplained hardships behind it, and I paid attention to it."

"Chong Junda's words, I also paid attention."

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After a busy time, Bai Jing returned to the camera with a small makeup box, he looked at the changes in the message area at this time, and was surprised, he was a little curious about the time he left, what did Xiao Chengjun say to netizens, why is this message area full of tips to pay attention to himself?

"What did you say, why did all my friends come to pay attention to me?" Bai Jing was a little puzzled.

Xiao Chengjun didn't explain too much: "Who doesn't want to pay attention to a fool, it's okay to amuse themselves, why not?" Immediately after, Xiao Chengjun glanced at the camera and netizens made a look.

Bai Jing, who wanted to ask what was going on, was a little excited when he heard Xiao Chengjun's explanation: "You are a fool, you have more fans than me, you must be more stupid than me." ”

Xiao Chengjun didn't have time to talk to Bai Jingbai about this, "Okay, don't 2, friends are waiting, let's start." ”

"Start and start."

After speaking, Bai Jing picked up an eyebrow pencil, turned a thick one-word eyebrow on his eyebrows, and explained: "Friends, do you know what eyebrow shapes are popular now, popular this!" You see, the left and right sides are symmetrical, the thickness is moderate, the color is uniform, and my mother no longer has to worry about me not being able to make my eyebrows. ”

Immediately after, Bai Jing raised his eyebrows at the camera, "Don't you think my eyebrows are a kind of blown up?" Haha, that's exactly what the makeup theme of Iraqi shemales is like today. ”

To say that this Bai Jing's nonsense is really not covered, this eyebrow is clearly like a soybean worm, after his explanation, it seems to be like there is really such a thing, nonsense, full of nonsense.

At the same time, Xiao Chengjun was slowly modifying his eyebrows in front of the mirror, he inadvertently glanced at Bai Jing on the screen, and was suddenly frightened by Bai Jing's eyebrow shape at the moment: "Brother, which one are you playing?" Is it okay? ”

After speaking, Xiao Chengjun smiled helplessly.

Who can not laugh when they see Bai Jing's black and dense invincible eyebrows?

"You know an egg, this is called fashion cutting-edge, big brand, you know? Whoever is like you, you know that you are beautifying, there are more beautiful shemales, and your makeup can't come out on top and attract attention, you know, the market is changing rapidly, and people's tastes are getting heavier and heavier, do you know what is going on now? Rise to abstract beauty. ”

Bai Jingzhen retorted eloquently, with a high posture that I am the trend.

Xiao Chengjun was a little speechless by Bai Jing's explanation: "Cheng, you are a big name, you understand fashion, everyone is blind!" ”

……

On the screen, on one side is calmly and meticulously crafted, and on the other side is an unprecedented wreck, which is beautiful and ugly, singing and harmonizing, which really makes netizens laugh frequently.

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It is said that happy times are always so short, and these netizens haven't had enough fun, but now, it's time for Xiao Chengjun and Bai Jingxia to broadcast live.

Xiao Chengjun looked at Bai Jing's makeup and laughed for a while, and said from time to time: "Look at your B-like!" Hahaha......"

Bai Jing glanced at Xiao Chengjun, and pretended to pick up his broken nails with fleshy thorns, and the two big thick lips chirped from time to time: "You don't have the right to talk to me, because I am the shemale queen of Iraq, if you have something to say, you have to ask my guards first, as for whether you can reply to your words, it all depends on the mood of the emperor." ”

This is still the empress, the empress is like him, let's not talk about this big thick lips like fat intestines, let's just say that this other place makes Bai Jing ruined, that is called a miserable ah, the good eyes made him turn into panda eyes, and the straight nose just now made him look like he was swollen, and even the face that was fair and handsome just now was now also made by him, and he was stunned to add two pieces of plateau red.

"You won, really, you won from the start, oops, I can't look you in the eye, haha...... I'm sorry, I need to be calm at the moment. Xiao Chengjun couldn't help but let himself laugh too unrestrainedly, and then stretched out his thumb to the camera.

Although Xiao Chengjun's speech made netizens a little dramatic, it did not affect the charming and stunning makeup on his face at all.

Bai Jinggao sat in front of the camera coldly, and glanced at Xiao Chengjun with his afterglow: "Don't bear it, laugh if you want to, don't suffocate your old bladder/bladder." ”

As soon as Bai Jing's words fell, Xiao Chengjun followed with a hearty laugh, and when he had laughed enough, he coughed lightly twice, his eyes avoided Bai Jing on the screen, and said to the camera: "Okay friends, we've made enough trouble, we've laughed enough, I hope the live broadcast of me and Bai Jing can bring you a touch of ease and happiness, okay, if you like me and Bai Jing, you can click on our avatar to follow, don't talk nonsense, that's all for now, hahaha......" In the end, Xiao Chengjun still couldn't help laughing.

"Don't! I still want to explain to you the finishing touch of my makeup, why did you shout first. ”

"Come on, it's still the essence, don't mistake people's children......"

Before Xiao Chengjun's words were finished, he was automatically cut into the live broadcast by the system, and the reason was very simple, they were up to time.