When Shao Yue came to his brother's room with a red face, Shao Yu was coding words.

Listen to the reader's opinion and change the master and the two uncles' fanwai into two branches, Xiao Lan and Xiao Yang, and then go to appeal, sure enough, unlocked, he feels that he has touched a little bit of the law of Ding Ding's network, as long as the expenditure line is divided, saying that it is an open ending or no responsibility extra, can you get by?

It is said that there is also a popular method.,It's to quickly wear the text or often change the form of the scene.,The protagonist is different every time he cps.,But! The author turned his pen and told everyone that these are actually the same person!

This method is called schizophrenia/external incarnation/incarnation......

In short, in the current situation of no NP, the authors of Ding Ding Network have lit up these skills by themselves, no matter how different the character of the protagonist is every time the CP person is, when the author's status is similar to that of the creator - the world - God, as long as it can justify itself, no matter how big the bug is, it is a foreshadowing.

By the way, in the Honghuang text, there is no need to set it up, just behead three corpses.

At this time, he was writing about hot pot, Shao Yu frantically watched a few food videos after Baidu, and described the appearance, aroma and taste of various ingredients in detail in the text, and typed down the last word, before looking at his brother with a smile: "What, I finally found out that I fell in love with me?" ”

Without waiting for Shao Yue to speak, he shook his head lightly and said, "It's a pity, I already have Yu Ge." ”

The already pleasant voice was deliberately suppressed, like the sound of silk and bamboo coming from the distant sky, in the warm yellow light of the room, the beautiful and flawless face became more and more bewildering, even if he had seen it many times, Shao Yue was still inevitably stunned, and then he was annoyed and angry: "Who fell in love with you?!" ”

"I thought you were blushing to confess," Shao Yu pressed his shoulder and said worriedly: "Don't be like this, brother, my parents won't be able to stand it." ”

"Say! Finish! I! No! Love! You! ”

Shao Yue gritted his teeth and jumped out word by word.

"But I love you," Shao Yu said sadly: "In that world, many times, when the night is silent, I will think of my brother's ......"

Shao Yue was simply powerless: "Okay, don't confuse the concept, I want to ask you, how did you and Yu Ge get together?" ”

Russell is a junior high school teacher, and during the summer vacation, he came here under the banner of tourism and noodle base; Shao Yue is on vacation, of course Shao's mother can't let go of this good opportunity, encouraging her son to brush the girl's favorability, and explained a bunch of strategies such as "how to carry a bag elegantly", and I don't know where she found it.

Yes, Shao Yue finally found out that the girl was interesting to him.

The older innocent virgin was shocked, and he almost walked with his hands and feet, after thinking about his mother's words, he felt that those were too surreal, and they were very out of touch with society, probably only idol dramas can do it, or ask Xiao Yu, my brother has always had many ideas.

Shao Yu and Yu Ge glanced at each other and said with a smile: "It's like this." ”

"Don't talk nonsense!" Shao Yue stiffened his face: "This is related to your brother's lifelong event, understand?" ”

Shao Yu spread his hands innocently: "But, brother, if you look at my face, you will know that people like me have always been chased, where do you need to chase people?" ”

"You and Yu Ge always have one who takes the initiative, right?"

Shao Yuehu said suspiciously.

"I didn't want to hit you," Shao Yu sighed: "Do you need me to emphasize it again?" There are some things that you do that are normal human relations, such as carrying a bag and opening a door, etc., the girl said in her heart that this person is still acquainted; But Yu Ge and I are gentlemen and graceful sons like this, and my sister said in her heart that this is a lifelong lover......"

He used a game term: "It's still a matter of face, when you missed, we directly broke the defense." ”

Shao Yue: "......"

I don't want to pay attention to my brother anymore [manual bye-bye.]

↑ How many times have you broken up?

"And, isn't there all about our experiences? You must have gone to see the two Yandi fanfics written by the Yakiniku Fish account again, right? "The previous one should be considered systematically written.

Shao Yue didn't give up: "There must be many details that haven't been written in the article!" ”

"According to me, you might as well search the Internet for something like a flirtatious pick-up guide, it should be a little useful," Shao Yu complained: "People have known you for three years, and you have already exposed everything in the game, is it still necessary to pretend now?" It's what you are, the girl in the province thinks you've been dropped. ”

True color performance.

This is indeed the best answer.

But Shao Yue was still very nervous, he stood like a wood and thought about it: "Yu Ge, you come out for a while." ”

It's also a must-have to say that the tone of asking for help is so in the style of the dean.

Shao Yu, who was left alone in the room, thought.

Yu Ge obediently followed his brother to his room.

At first glance, there is no difference between this and Shao Yu's, normal, after all, it was arranged by the parents of the two brothers when they were young, the bed, the desk and the curtains are the same style, and if you look closely, you will find many things with personal characteristics, such as the jersey hanging on the wall with the player's signature and so on.

"Meow~o(=nn=)m"

The cat lazily lying in the nest said hello to the owner, changed its position, and did not mean to get up.

Shao Yue sat on the bed, picked it up and put it on his lap, and beckoned Yu Ge to sit down, and then said, "Tell me, how did you like that bad guy?" ”

Yu Ge said sincerely: "My experience has no reference value. ”

Shao Yue blinked and smiled: "You should think of it as an elder brother's test for his younger brother's boyfriend." ”

After leaving his younger brother, his brother's fried hair symptoms have improved significantly, at least now, it seems to be more in line with his business elite temperament.

"Okay."

Yu Ge smiled good-naturedly and said: "Compared with the experience of roasting fish, the first time he saw me, he fell into the trap I dug ...... My brother must know something about my family, right? Even though I didn't have much warmth, I felt a sense of belonging......"

The ups and downs of the story and the picture scroll of all living beings slowly unfolded in front of Shao Yue, and Yu Ge's narration was like a small stream, gurgling, even if you couldn't understand the meaning, just listening to the sound was a kind of enjoyment.

The big cat listened with its ears pricked up for a while, then fell asleep on the owner's warm lap, and only Shao Yue was left in the audience.

The hour hand travels two squares, and at ten o'clock, the narrative ends.

"It's true that it doesn't help me chase people," Shao Yue concluded: "However, I still feel that I have gained something, and I need to sort it out." Thank you, Yu Ge, I think Shao Yu's kid is completely lucky to be with you, you are much better than him. ”

The companionship of the long stream, the love that never changes, the thirst of everyone in the flashy world, in the Tian Yuan Continent, the younger brother naturally got such a treasure.

I'm a little jealous.

Get used to it.

Shao Yu can always get what he wants, he can always get the best, if he cares about it every time, he will die of anger.

"Are you serious? Brother," Yu Ge looked at him: "This sentence has spread to the heavens, you are the public enemy of the demon clan, I am not sure if Kunpeng has a way to connect the two worlds." ”

Shao Yue: "......"

He laughed: "No, besides, as long as you don't say it, who will know?" ”

"I don't know," Yu Ge's expression was very serious: "The demon king has lived for hundreds of millions of years, no one knows what magical powers he has, in the book I read recently, there is a person named Voldemort, as long as someone mentions his name, he can feel it." ”

"Kunpeng's heart is so small?" Shao Yue was shocked.

Yu Ge immediately cleared up the relationship: "You said this sentence, I didn't say it." ”

“……”

Shao Yue thought about the description of Kunpeng in "Tianyuan Chronicles (Yandi Homo)" (formerly known as "Stunning Rivals Fall in Love with Me (Yandi Homo)", and was a little panicked, and asked Yu Ge, the representative of integrity in his mind, for confirmation: "Hey, won't it?" ”

"If you grill the fish and intercede, it's no problem."

Indeed, the demon king's love for his son is obvious to all.

"Xiao Yu won't sit idly by and watch me have an accident," Shao Yue lay back and fell on the bed: "That's fine." ”

"Meow?"

The action of lying down brought the legs to move, and was awakened by the master's movements, Yiyi's ears trembled, and he woke up: "Meow~o(=nn=)m"

It jumped down gracefully, went to drink its own water, and went back to sleep in its nest.

Stray animals are always very well-behaved after they are adopted, because they are afraid of being abandoned again.

Yu Ge was touched, squatted down and touched the cat's warm little body, and suddenly felt that he was a little similar to it.

The world is big, and if you are alone, why not wander?

Fortunately, there is still Shao Yu.

So, is this considered adoption?

Jian Xiu smiled and said, "It seems that my brother trusts brotherhood very much," he said, "Then, I guess I won't mind a jacuzzi, right?" ”

"Of course...... Wait, what do you say? ”

Screams rang out.

Shao Yu rubbed his ears and felt that his inspiration was gone.

The monk's facial features are sensitive, and some voices can't choose whether to listen or not, which can be regarded as sweet troubles.

As for my brother's screams, it's too normal, besides, isn't there still Yu Ge?

"Shao! Feather! Shao Yue came violently: "I heard that my jacuzzi was broken by you?" ”

The young man sitting in front of the computer raised his eyelids and said casually, "I'll pay for it." He casually took out a checkbook and pen, and said very arrogantly: "How much?" ”

“……”

What attitude?

The elder brother reads the strip and is ready to make a big move.

Shao Yu turned his head and smiled brightly: "Isn't that a lack of beating just now?" ”

"You know!"

He threw his younger brother on the bed and began to tickle Dafa!

"Haha, that's enough, I'm going to resist!"

"You scream, it's useless to cut your throat!"

And then...... Shao Yue couldn't scratch it.

A thin layer of air covered the skin, his hand could not penetrate, Shao Yu lay on the bed, raised his eyebrows and said, "You know that I am the wind spirit root, and the wind is formed by the flow of air, understand?" ”

Yu Ge, who appeared at the door at some point, said regretfully: "So, water and fire can't penetrate? ”

"Without hurting me, theoretically."

Shao Yu still maintained a flat lying posture and said with a smile: "Welcome to try, dear cub." 166 Reading Network