First of all, Dahe's fans don't hit me, as for why you say that~~~ Hehe, because ...... Please see the text

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Twittering~~~~

Beep beep beep ~~~~

The sound of sparrows outside the window and the alarm clock echoed in the dragon's room. "Are you so excited because it's early spring? These sparrows? Turning over, the dragon who didn't want to get up from the warm bed thought so. I didn't find it before~~~ It turns out that the sound of the alarm clock is a silenced beep of the forbidden word~~~ Is the alarm clock actually releasing some indecent words? As a result, is it the sound of beep beep ~~~ after being silenced? It's really an unclean alarm clock~~~~" The dragon who is still thinking crankily in the quilt. It may take a while to get out of bed~~~ until~~~~

The sound of the door opening was remembered, accompanied by the sound of soft footsteps and crisp urging words. "When are you going to sleep~~ It's already morning" After that, the curtains were opened~~~ The sun shone into the room. The person who entered the room pushed the dragon and shouted, "If you don't get up quickly, the breakfast will be cold~~~ It's not easy to get it", it seems that the people who came in wanted to be affirmed by the dragon~~~

Helplessly, Long'er seemed to be unable to sleep. Getting up from the bed, Long Er looked at the person next to the bed with disdain, no!! It should be a girl. Long blue hair~~~ Blue eyes. The face is 13 or 14 years old, but the delicate figure shows a maturity different from this age. The girl said to Long'er, "Take off your clothes, I'll take them to wash~~~" As she spoke, she stretched out her hand to Long'er, apparently trying to help Long'er take off her clothes.

Long Er looked at the girl with disdain, and grabbed the girl's outstretched hand. Said to the stunned girl. "You're an impostor~~~"

The girl was a little stunned, "Eh~~~"

"If you ask why, my sister doesn't wake people up, cook, or do laundry." Long Er looked helpless, and said that in the end, he was even more angry, "Not only that!! Recently, you've been looking at me with the eyes of the dregs~~~~ It's better to see something super disgusting!! In short, I just don't want to lean into my general!!! Don't listen to me!!! Saying this, the dragon began to shout a little out of shape, "It is impossible to come into my room early in the morning like a good wife and mother!! ”

The girl in front of Long Er was already a little scared. "European ...... Ernie sauce ~~~"

Long Er ignored the uncle and shouted, "In other words, if you have to use any language to describe it, it is ......"

"My sister can't be so cute!!!!!!!"

"Knock~~~" interrupted Long'er's announcement.

The alarm clock was still beeping and muffled, and there was no sister with a good wife and mother to pause it.

"Is it a dream~~~ It's better to say that it's really a dream?" Looking at the dark room, Long'er thought so when he fell from the bed to the ground.

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After waking up, go for a morning run as usual, and make breakfast. But when Long'er shouted that the mother and daughter were ready to eat, they found that there was already one person missing.

"Kirino ~~~" Ryu'er asked Taeko, who was feasting on breakfast.

"Ahh

"Hey~~~ You swallow the things in your mouth first~~~" Long Er said for a while, not knowing whether to be proud or distressed.

"Hmm~~~~Wow~~~" Taizi nodded, followed by a quick stir of cheeks like a squirrel. I finally swallowed the food in my mouth. "Kirino's words, the words of the morning are already gone~~~ When you go to the morning exercise. After all, Kirino School also has its own morning exercises. Taizi said with xiaolongbao in his hand.

After listening to Taizi's words, Long Er frowned, "Didn't you eat breakfast?" If you told me, I would have been ready yesterday. Kirino you...... Alas~~~~~ "Long Er wanted to say something, but in the end, he could only end with a long sigh.

"That's not going to work, !! dragon." Taizi suddenly shouted so loudly!!!

"Huh? What's not to do? The dragon was full of questions.

"Of course it's Xiao Tongnai's business, listen to Long'er!! I like this family very much~~~~ I like Xiao Tongnai's tsundere~~~ I like Long'er food. I hate Xiao Tong and hold back my tears and pretend to be strong. I hate Long'er's hesitant look. I like Xiao Tongnai's energetic appearance, and I like Long'er's focus in animation creation. I hate Xiao Tongnai's lifeless expression. I hate that Long'er is too focused and ignores the things around him. So don't let Tae Tai down, okay? Taizi tilted her head as if she was not serious, but the firmness in her eyes confirmed that it was not a joke.

"Hmm~~~ I agreed. Taizi !! The dragon replied loudly.

"Hee-hee, that's good~~~Ahhhh

"Well~~~ It's a great honor to be liked by Taizi~~~~ Then it's almost time. I'll go first. Taizi eats slowly~~~" After saying that, Long'er got up and prepared to walk towards the gate. "By the way~~~ Since Taizi is so concerned about Kirino why he didn't stop Kirino from dyeing his hair~~~" Long'er, who thought of something, turned around and asked.

"Hehe~~~ Of course, it's because my little Tong is not going to dye his hair to learn badly~~~ I'm super confident in this Taitai~~~" Taizi said proudly with a bun in his mouth.

"Oh~~~ I have so much confidence in Kirino ~~~~" Long Er said

"Well~~~ My little Tong is so good, it's great~~~" Taizi, who suddenly turned into a bass, imitated what a certain head of state said.

"Baga~~~" Long Er praised. "And I'm out~~~~" Long Er waved goodbye

"Those who say that others are stupid are the real stupid~~~ and be careful on the road~~~" Taizi, who was full of energy, waved his hand at the same time. ”

"Oh~~~," Long Er, who had finally cheered up, replied.

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Walking step by step, the repetitive scenery always makes people a little numb, and the worry is the silence of sitting on top of the class. But looking back, I found that the school had become an inseparable part of the memory.

"But why do you feel so ashamed to be reborn and come back to school or something!!!!!!! Long Er overturned the coffee table in his heart. But now is not the time to be ashamed~~~~ Since ancient times, when I was in school, I killed something, but it was the law of nature, oh ~~~~~

"Voda! ~~~~~" A shout from Bruce Lee came from above Long'er's head~~~ "You can't use such a decadent look in the new semester~~~ Long'er!!!! Look at the move!!!! A move slashed at the top of Long'er's head from top to bottom.

"I said~~~ Don't use this trick if you're wearing a skirt~~~" Block with your right hand, and then take it off casually. Qian's leg crossed Long'er's shoulder, not hurting himself in the slightest, and ensuring the balance of the attack. Of course, saying so much is actually a matter of a moment. The red figure gradually revealed (Mi Pa ~~~) between the skirt dances. "It's really a pear~~~ You're a girl~~~" Long Er was full of helplessness.

"Hey~~~ Isn't this thinking about using the bottom of a girl's skirt to cheer up Long'er~~~~~" The 16-year-old is already plump and said with a thumbs up.

"Hey, hey~~~ Thank you, thank you, Lord Pear, for your school benefits, but ah, ~~~~~" said Long'er with some resentment. "Are you sure!!! Is it really the benefit I want to have the bottom of the skirt of Sister Cannon's safety pants or something?!!!!!!!! The dragon shouted loudly at Shi Nairi.

"This is my tribute to the dragon and your anime~~~ Don't thank me~~~~" Shi Nai Li bit her tongue and said cutely.

"Ah~~~ That's really thank you~~~" After speaking, Long'er walked towards the school with a more tired attitude just now.

"Eh~~~, wait~~~~My friend~~~~" shouted inexplicable words, and it was really the dragon who was getting heavier and heavier with his back.

"It's really a pear~~~ my friend. Of course, it's what she calls herself. Long Er looked at Shi Naili who was chattering on the side, and said in his heart. Before you give up the dream of the Crystal Palace, please let me be your best friend!!! "One summer day, the dragon was [confessed] by Shi Nai Li. Of course, I also completed the agreement at the time of baseball~~~ According to the original words of the real pear. "Good friends~~~ cuddling and hugging are super normal~~~ Come on!! My best friend~~~" After speaking, he opened his hand and asked Long'er to hug him. If you ask Shi Naili, you can do it in Qianlong'er?!!! As a result, it has always been like this.

"So what the hell is going on!!!!!!!! Long Er overturned the coffee table in his heart again.

Ancient Literature Lesson:

"Sacrificial Sister Text" is a prose by the Qing Dynasty writer Yuan Mei, which is a treasure of mourning prose in the history of ancient Chinese literature. This memorial article focuses on the intimate relationship between brothers and sisters, selects what they have seen, heard, and dreamed, and gives a vivid description of the life of his sister Yuan Ji, which is permeated with strong sincere feelings of mourning, longing and remorse. The article describes Yuan Ji's support for his grandmother in family life, running a rule of literature and ink, writing about her Ming Jingyi, knowing elegance and history, and showing her sister's virtue and talent. Although it is written about family trivialities, it is described "like a movie experience", which is true and credible.

English Lessons:

Sisteraskedmetohelpherwiththeeraser

(My sister asked me to take off the eraser)

History Lesson:

lost his wife and broke his soldiers

During the Three Kingdoms, Sun Quan of Eastern Wu listened to the strategy of the governor Zhou Yu and lied that he would marry his sister Xu to Liu Bei, hoping to deceive Liu Bei to Eastern Wu and take him as a hostage, so as to claim back to Jingzhou from Shu Han. After Liu Bei got married in Eastern Wu, he and his wife escaped from Eastern Wu, and Zhou Yu led his troops to chase after him, but was defeated by the ambush set by Zhuge Liang.

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"Ah!!!!! Is it Sister's Day? Why are there so many sisters in the course!!!! The dragon shouted wantonly after school. Thinking of this morning's dream and Kirino's attitude towards himself, it's a little boring.

"Hey~~~ Long'er still attaches so much importance to Xiao Tongnai~~~" Shi Nai Li said with a snicker on the side.

"There is no !!!" The dragon who retorted loudly.

"Hee-hee~~~" Shi Nai Li also didn't care about it, just snickered and looked at Long'er.

"Let's talk about something else~~~," said Long'er, who finally surrendered and admitted defeat. "Shi Nairi, you have joined the women's baseball club~~~," Long Er said.

"Hmm!! The goal is Koshien Oh~~~" Shino Ri established the goal.

"Stupid~~ There is no Koshien in women's baseball." Long Er said seemingly indifferently.

"Then dominate the country!!!" Shi Nari shouted unaffected.

"Hey, hey~~~Come on~~~, but why don't you set up an SOS club this time~~~" Long Er asked casually.

"Because ah~~~ there is no Xiaoqi, this party, Xiaojing, Xiaosi, and Meixing. Their club is not called an SOS club~~~ Of course you can~~ The god of spring called me to set it up~~~" Shi Nai Li said in a low voice, but then the conversation changed and he was happy again.

"Then I'll first find out if it is more reliable to find Youxi Da Mengshen~~~" Long Er laughed with Shi Nai Li, and what he thought in his heart was, "Fortunately, Shi Nai Li was not affected by Xiao Qi and their transfer to this school~~~ At that time, I shed a lot of nosebleeds in my heart~~~" Long Er recalled.

"Oh!! However, it is more reliable to say that Ah Xu, who complains~~~" It seems that the pear has no effect.

"Well~~~ What is Ah Xu's real name?"

"Fool~~~ Ah Xuan is Ah Xu~~~"

"Oh~~~ Is the body a void?"

The two chatted happily on the way from school.

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At the door of Takasu's house

"At this time, Kirino should come back~~~" Long Er, who estimated the time to open the door, thought.

"Ha~~ Is that guy so funny? No~~~ Anyway, how are you going to take revenge~~~" A crisp sound kept coming from the living room.

"It seems that I'm back~~~" Thinking like this, Long Er opened the door of the living room......

New Volume 1 (End)

It's really not easy~~~ It's finally done. Because it's the first chapter, it's almost too late to revise and change something~~~ And everyone is also very resentful about the money for a few days~~~ But Qingkong still has to talk about it. I don't want to!! Overtime hell or something is terrible~~~~ I really don't have the energy to write anything. It's not good to come out reluctantly, isn't it~~~ shrugging

By the way, [False Accusation] Three chapters a day, kill me~~~ This is more enjoyable, not to mention breaking out Xiang or something. I can't get out even if my liver bursts!!!! I also have a lot of grievances at the work party~~~ I just ask for a lot of forgiveness.

PS: The English that appears in this chapter is something I made up with an online translator, and I don't know if it's correct. You just know what it means. Scholars, don't look for me~~~~

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