Of course, Gu Bei did not promise Guardiola.

The feud between Barcelona and Real Madrid is not the same as the feud between Manchester City, Atletico Madrid, or even Manchester United Arsenal. This is not just a matter of competition, nor is it just a struggle for the competition and survival of fans, which is still a political issue in a certain sense.

Fire and water incompatibility is fire and water incompatibility.

Messi's influence is big enough, if Gu Bei's pursuit of him can be regarded as more beneficial than disadvantageous, then if Gu Bei gets the contract of the Barcelona coach again, it is possible that he and Mendes will not be tolerated by Madrid.

It's not that you can't win over Guardiola, it's just that you can't win over the Barcelona manager.

Mendes fully supports this view, "I am glad that young girls are not deceived by fame, and that they are aware of such a matter of principle in the great joy of being recognized - I am proud of you, dear." ”

"However, although it is not convenient for us to sign a secure contract with him at this time, please be sure to keep a friendly and close contact with him, and if he needs anything, we can loan your team to him for a short period of time - secretly. And as soon as he leaves Barca, we can always prepare an offer and a formal contract - oh, don't look at me like that, how can Mr. Guardiola stay at Barcelona for the rest of his life? He wasn't Sir Alex Ferguson. ”

Maybe it's because of this incident that Mendes is more at ease Gu Bei, or maybe it's the matter of Ibrahimovic that makes everyone feel that Barcelona and Messi have been too unlucky recently.

Therefore, Mendes and Mourinho actually had the ambition to think that there would be no problems in the upcoming derby, so they completely ignored Gu Bei's request to stay in Madrid, and agreed that she could leave Madrid to concentrate on the pre-promotion of the CR7 brand.

"Sir, Barcelona are behind on points and if they have anything to expect from the league title, the most important thing is to win the national derby - it's not a three-point game, it's six points for both sides! 6 points! Before Gu Bei was sent to all Europe to prepare, he almost pulled Mourinho to the concept of hard work, "The skinny camel is bigger than the horse, Barcelona is Barcelona after all, not some hellish Rayo Vallecano and Spaniard...... Small team. You have to know that if you can win against Barcelona, it will not only be an important step for Real Madrid on the way to the title, but also an important step for Cristiano to win the Ballon d'Or. ”

"Why are you so annoyed?" Mourinho said.

Gu Bei felt a little hopeless about life.

The 2011-2012 season was an excellent season for Real Madrid. But no matter how good the season is, it can't hide the embarrassment of being beaten 1:3 by Barcelona at home. And Barcelona's bad luck...... Although it was not swept away after that, it did reduce the pressure of public opinion a lot.

And Gu Bei - back then- after careful study, he believes that the reason why Real Madrid lost to Barcelona this time is completely because Barcelona was too unlucky before......

is so unlucky that too many people are optimistic about Real Madrid - hot, will die; Mourning soldiers, victory.

Maybe it was because Mourinho really didn't want to pay attention to Gu Bei, so Gu Bei had to take turns harassing Mendes' other teenagers.

And the first to be driven crazy was Cassie.

"I can't stand Ann!" After a training session before the derby, Cassie rarely jumped in the locker room and complained to Cristiano about Gu Bei, who was not in Madrid at all, "She's going crazy!" Can't you take care of her? ”

Cristiano gave him a melancholy look, did not accuse him of condemning his girlfriend like this, and even helped, "She's been a little ...... lately Uh, over-nervousness. ”

"Why do you use such a gentle adjective?" Cassie stood in the middle of the locker room with her waist crossed, glaring at Cristiano without tenderness at all, "Is she overly nervous?" No, she's not. She's crazy. ”

Ramos was a little amused by Cassie's appearance, but before he could laugh, he noticed Pepe and Coentrão nodding their heads in disgust.

"What's wrong with her?" Kaka obviously felt strange too, so he asked Cassie gently, "Is Miss Gu under a lot of pressure lately?" ”

Cassie laughed angrily, "Oh no, I don't think she's stressed, I think she just thinks we despise Barca!" Despise! It's just ridiculous! How can we despise Barça? I mean, that's Barcelona! The team that stepped on our heads and won the league title last season! How can we be light...... What are your expressions? ”

Cassie looked at the suddenly embarrassed crowd in the locker room, first surprised, but then slowly blushed.

"Oh! Damn it! Do you really think Barcelona have been unlucky lately, so we can kick them an 8-0?! Cassie almost jumped again.

Marcelo rubbed his messy hair, and lightly kicked the stupid and bold Ramos on his toes, - today, God asked you to save Madrid.

Thank you, God asked me to save Madrid every day...... Ramos glared at Marcelo.

"Ikar, take it easy. I guess Cristiano must have a way. Ramos threw the pot to Cristiano in a relaxed tone.

"Of course I have a way." Desperate to get out, Cristiano was forced to say, "Actually I have the same approach to all teams, which is to kick the ball in. ”

Cassie smiled in a completely hypocritical pompous smile and said softly, "Of course, dear Cristiano, of course. The problem is, you have to kick the ball - in -! And at the same time," Cassie shot Ramos with his eyes, "our dear Sese has to make sure that when you kick in one, you don't miss the other two!" ”

Cristiano felt that he had been greatly hurt.

So did Ramos, the whole defensive team.

After trembling until Cassie left the locker room, the whole team honestly lined up to sit on the floor of the locker room, waiting for Cristiano's mobile phone video call to connect.

"What's the matter, darling? Have you missed me for two days? ”

Full Locker Room: the Retarded ......

At the end of the video was Gu Bei, who was wearing a light gray shirt for lunch, "Oh my God! You should sue me that you are not alone in ...... I'm sorry, I thought it was just Cristiano over there. ”

"You're welcome, the whole world is blank for you anyway." Coentrand muttered.

Cristiano was smug at this, "So, where are you now?" ”

"Paris." Gu Bei may have felt that eating with so many people was not very elegant, so he had to put down his knife and fork with regret, "I'll do something here." ”

Cristiano's ears suddenly pricked up, "Wait! Why are you going to Paris? Do I have Paris on my list? Hey! Richie, don't pull me, I need to know this! ”

“…… It's a little thing that someone else asked me to do. Gu Beili downplayed this, "Uh, so you guys have something to do with me?" ”

"Someone else? Don't sue me for this-someone else--it's Mr. Zidane! Cristiano looked at Gu Bei and nodded awkwardly, pouting more and more, "I feel cheated!" I thought you were helping me with things, but really? No! Not at all! ”

Gu Bei lowered his head and repented seriously at his tomato soup, "You told me that day, you didn't want to buy it...... Which car is coming? Don't buy it yet, I'll go back and buy it for you as a birthday present, okay? ”

"You don't even remember which car I want!" Cristiano complained loudly, "I have another one I want now, you can buy me this one a little more expensive." Otherwise, it won't prove that you have the sincerity to apologize! ”

……

Where did Gu Bei get so much money to buy you a car? The whole locker room looked at each other, but considering that this problem was really not very strict, everyone gave up - besides, what if the so-called - send - is simple, - I swipe the card, you pay back -?

"Okay, good, you're the biggest, you have the final say." Gu Bei looked sincere, "Then maybe you can sue me now, what do you want to tell me?" ”

"You've done something very inhumane to Ikar, and he's been furious with us." When it comes to business, Cristiano is like gold.

"That's right! Terrible! He glared at me viciously before he left. ”

"No, Sergio! I'm the unluckiest! He accused me of almost owning the ball the last time I passed the ball! Nonsense! The last time I passed back was last season! It was you who sent it back to him last time! ”

"What are you? You didn't see it! Ikar just threatened me and said that if I made a mistake in the derby, I would put it in the soup! ”

"Who would drink that soup! Ikar will make me into a stew! ”

A large group of people sat there complaining about Cassie's anger, like a group of kindergarten children who had just been reprimanded by the kindergarten aunt group - a group of people in white clothes. Little angels.

"Miss Gu, maybe you're putting too much pressure on Ikahl." True. The Son of God finally distilled the essence of their - nonsense - and came to a conclusion that seemed rather strict, "There is no one who does not take ...... Well, maybe it's fair to say that no one takes derbies lightly, but it's also important for us to have a relaxed mentality. Ikar is the captain and his nervousness affects everyone. ”

Gu Bei frowned, "I'm worried, Ricardo. Barcelona haven't had a lot of luck lately, which could be the best but it could be the worst. Gu Bei's words may not even be euphemistic, "I rarely say that, but I really hope that this one can be won—or, uh, a draw?" ”

"Why Ping?" Cristiano felt that Gu Bei despised the entire Real Madrid dressing room, especially himself, "If you don't want to win, why do you want to play?" ”

"I hope you win, mylove. But that's Barça and Mr. Messi after all. Gu Bei blinked, sadly feeling that his tomato soup was going to be too cold to drink, "I love you, but we also have to be realistic, right?" Against Barcelona, any result is not an upset. ”

"It's impossible to flat! It's impossible to lose! Cristiano was still in the era of blowing up as soon as he heard Messi's name, "Sese, don't pull me!" It's a matter of principle! We can't afford to lose to the little guy next door and theirs! ”

Yes, yes, if I win and the world loses you, what do I want the world to do - when Gu Bei sometimes sums it up like this, he thinks that maybe Cristiano and Messi are true love.

"Then let's just talk about it, it's a nice conversation. So I'll have lunch if you're okay? ”

She still has to check, what are the thirty-six tactics of the agitation method?

"Wait!" Cristiano stopped Gu Bei, who was about to press the video, "I'm thinking, if Real Madrid wins the derby and I still have goals, should you add another gift to me?" ”

All the good things in the world are for you to share? Winning is yours, the golden ball is yours, the car is yours, and a gift? What about the face?

"What do you want......" Gu Bei couldn't help but look down at the empty wallet in his backpack.

"Rings." Cristiano said.