Chapter 64: That's a Meat Sheep
It's too late at night, and there are always people who don't sleep.
There are paparazzi who struggle all night, and of course, there are netizens who don't think it's a big deal.
At one o'clock in the middle of the night, a post on the Cape Forum became popular and was instantly reposted to the entire online world. #又见幽灵杨! Do alpacas eat meat or poison? "Hit You Tonight" goes straight to the eating process of alpacas! #
This is a struggle between two groups of trolls, the first batch of trolls just released an hour ago. Poison was caught', and this post immediately grabbed the headlines of major websites as soon as it came out like a plague. But the second batch of water armies soon went online, and they pointed the finger at Yang Tuo's sunspots, 'The real and false Yang Tuo drama is staged again, last time it was a scandal, this time it is slander, but it's a pity that your opponent is too strong, throw you in the face [video link]." You say that Yang Tuo is in KTV, but in fact, he is in the barbecue restaurant, as evidenced by the live broadcast, it doesn't matter if he misses the live broadcast, tonight's documentary channel repeatedly broadcasts "Hit You Tonight" and hit an alpaca tonight. ’
Originally, there were already a large number of sunspots that had exploded bad reviews under Yang Tuo's blog, the content was too discordant, and too many prohibited words were blocked by the Internet. And there was a big wave of wool depowdering, 'What a disappointment, how can you be a poisonous sheep!' "The prison storm is a newcomer again", "It has lost its fans, and the rivers and lakes are gone", "The fall of the last male god of this century", "I know that the glorious image of stars is all deceitful! ’
Although a small wave of people said on the blog, 'Why do I think something is wrong, didn't you watch 'Bumped into You Tonight?' Yang Tuo is obviously eating barbecue today! ''Yes, are those who say that Yang Tuo is a poisonous sheep blind, that is obviously a meat sheep!'' ''Seeking diffusion, Yang Tuo did not suck. Poison, Yang Tuo only eats meat! ''As a squatting paparazzi in Jiangnan Film and Television City, I want to tell the truth, I also saw Yang Tuo eating meat, and he ate very quickly [photo]'
Because it was close to midnight, there were not too many people on the Internet at this time. The poison incident is estimated to not break out until tomorrow, and that small voice of opposition really didn't attract much attention, who let the power of fans always be inferior to the water army in the early days of the online war. After all, the gathering of fans is a spontaneous behavior, which is not on the same level as the commercial water army.
Those artists and economic companies who were blocked by Yang Tuo didn't say anything on the surface, they were all secretly happy that this alpaca usually can't even take off a layer of hair, this time it was Yang Tuo who died by himself and got himself into a pit, hehehe, he can't climb out again.
As long as you sit on the other party, you can suck it. Poisonous labels, the Ministry of Film and Television will issue a seal. Kill. Order. Even if you don't sit down, there are such black spots, and if you want to wash them, you can't explain it clearly by the police station getting a urine test certificate.
But the good times didn't last long, they laughed wildly in their hearts for less than an hour, and the usually silent documentary channel actually spoke out, and the strange "Hit You Tonight", which faced the program being cut several times, actually met Yang Tuo in the spicy bullfrog shop tonight. In order to commemorate the encounter between "Bumping into You Tonight" and Yang Tuo, this issue will be broadcast on a rolling basis all night tonight, taking you to understand a real foodie Yang Tuo.
When you turn on the TV, you can see the eyes of the host Yuan Xiao when he meets Yang Tuo, which is undisguised excitement, and this enthusiasm is about to rush out of the TV. In the show, the business of the supper restaurant is good, and it is almost full, but who made Yuan Xiao have a pair of eyes to find beauty, and at a glance he saw Yang Tuo and Li Jianfei sitting in the corner, neither of them wearing sunglasses or other covers, the camera gave Yang Tuo a close-up, he was holding a skewer in one hand, pouring a sip of beer in the other, his face was a little sweaty, and his lips were oily.
Yuan Xiao asked if he could interview him, and Yang Tuo didn't even hide his reluctance, and heard Yang Tuo ask, 'Do you have a good appetite?' Have you had dinner? Do you need to add more barbecue? Let's say okay first, you want to eat meat now, don't wait a while to grab it with us, you can't be friends if you grab food. ’
Yang Tuo is not coldly reluctant to be on the show, but he wants to prevent Yuan Xiao from grabbing meat to eat, and he failed to add post-effects during the live broadcast, and now a line of subtitles is played, Yang Tuo's heart: Those who hinder me from eating are enemies!
Yuan Xiao in the camera said indifferently that he was not interested in barbecue, as a professional host, of course, he did not come to eat and drink at this time, but to interview Yang Tuo.
The three of them chatted a lot in the show, and even inattentive viewers could find that Yang Tuo's answer to Yuan Xiao's question was concise, and the chopsticks in his hand did not stop, and he also kicked the question to Li Jianfei with a bad heart, and secretly snatched the skewer that Li Jianfei fancied.
The half-hour broadcast of the show is not long, but what the hell is the mountain of skewers on the plate in Yang Tuo's hand! After eating, Yang Tuo actually patted his stomach, looking unfinished.
Image! The image of your alpaca is completely gone!
Yuan Xiao asked the last question a little silly, "Then Yang Tuo, do you have anything else you want to say to the audience and friends?" ”
Yang Tuo was stunned for a moment, perhaps because his brain was not enough to eat. "Well, don't stay up all night, it's not good for your health. Don't eat too much late-night supper, it's also bad for your health. Let go of yourself once in a while, live a regular life, and most importantly, please forget what you saw me today. ”
After Yang Tuo finished speaking, Li Jianfei was already about to support his forehead, what did Yang Tuo say, is this a slap in the face of Yuan Xiao first, after the beating?
Don't stay up late, can "Hit You Tonight" still have ratings? Don't eat supper, you didn't do it yourself!
"Poof! Hahaha! Wang Bo burst into laughter in the bedroom, he was already going to sleep, but when he saw Yang Tuo. The poisonous post clicked in, and he wanted to turn black from powder, but he didn't expect to see the tearing pair of stickers immediately, and he didn't control it, and clicked on the website link of the documentary channel to watch "Bumping into You Tonight".
This show is usually complained by Wang Bo as very boring, but after today, he doesn't think so at all, this is a too magical show.
Yang Tuo, who said you don't have variety show talent! That's because I didn't give you barbecue and beer.
"Wang Bo, you laughing soul!" Wang Bo's wild laughter startled the roommates who had fallen asleep, and the roommates attacked him in groups, but Wang Bo took advantage of Yang Tuo's latest show, and then these people all felt hungry and began to eat instant noodles.
When Wang Bo went out to fetch hot water, he found that there were many people who did not sleep in the whole building, and everyone actually acted in unison to catch the boiling water, and they all said that there was a meat sheep that was not authentic, which made them all hungry, but fortunately tomorrow is Saturday, otherwise I really can't afford to get up early.
This kind of thing does not happen in a university dormitory building, but appears everywhere, and many people are destined to have no sleep tonight, and too many people will fight online after replenishing their energy!
The surge in comments on major websites is all about Yang Tuo.
"True and false Yang Tuo appeared again, bet on a skewer of barbecue, this time something big will happen!"
"Saying that Yang Tuo is a poisonous sheep, I don't ask if your face hurts, you touch your stomach, are you hungry after watching the video?"
"Yang Tuo didn't have a glorious image if he didn't come, he was just a meat sheep 23333"
"I also said that I want to start filming the prison scene, I think this is to shoot the rhythm of the foodie competition, Yang Tuo is destined to be the champion, that is to be lonely."
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Lonely 10086
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A lonely ID number
Yang Tuo was very unhappy, after Yuan Xiao ventilated with him, he also acted as a water army on the Internet, and released a Yang Tuo, and everyone on the whole network knew what was filmed in the show "Bumping into You Tonight", which was originally to clarify the news, but why was it so crooked, it all became a curse for him to become a single alpaca, what kind of messy revenge is this!
The next day finally arrived, and the beginning of a new day meant that the farce that happened to Yang Tuo was more widely known.
Shen Xing came back from visiting Zhu Qin from the pear orchard, his face was very bad, Yang Tuo was splashed with a tank of sewage because he was lucky and was instantly washed and dried white wool, but Zhu Qin was not so lucky.
"She was injected with a very high concentration of Chun. Medicine, fortunately, seek medical attention in time, otherwise it will be life-threatening, and I haven't woken up yet. What's going on, her agent doesn't know, but it's her agent who reported the case, Zhu Qin has a shortcut key on her mobile phone, she is very vigilant, and she has a special contact method with the agent. It should be that when he was about to faint, he immediately sent a message to the agent. ”
Shen Xing has seen a lot of unbearable things in the circle, if it is you and I are willing, it will be fine, but such a strong way is simply ruining people's lives, and it must not be tolerated. "It's also thanks to you, a few years ago, the incident of Chen Jieyu in Hengdian sounded the alarm for several major film and television cities, it can be said that the police in this area are impartial law enforcement, no matter who you are arrested first, it is better to control it than to make a mess. So after her agent reported the case, the police quickly dispatched to keep Zhu Qin from being hurt further. Zhang Dao and they will all come back with the transcript immediately, and we will discuss how to deal with this matter. ”