23. There are gods in the head three feet
At this time, no matter how dull Pan Yang is, he understands what Zhang Xuelan is referring to.
Poor Pan Yang was almost in a cold sweat under Zhang Xuelan's gaze, his brain kept spinning, and he really couldn't think of a good excuse, so he had to bite the bullet and whisper, "It's what you think." ”
Zhang Xuelan's eyes widened in shock, "It really can't be used?" ”
Thinking that he was discussing this kind of thing with his grandmother, Pan Yang had a chill and said, "It's not that it can't be used, it's just, well, it may not be able to be used for the time being." ”
What can't be used for the time being, in Zhang Xuelan's ears, it just can't be used!
Zhang Xuelan's first reaction was not to dislike her man's uselessness, but to worry about her man's body, and hurriedly said, "Zhaoke, don't think about it, or I'll accompany you to the hospital after the New Year." ”
Pan Yang hurriedly said, "No, no, maybe it will be fine in the future." ”
"Can that thing do it on its own?" Zhang Xuelan obviously didn't believe it, "No, we'll check it out after the New Year, and treat it as soon as there is a problem." ”
Only Pan Yang knows how normal he is, he is majestic and high-spirited every morning, if he really goes to the hospital for examination, won't he be exposed?
Just thinking about what excuse not to go, Pan Hengchun suddenly entered the kitchen, he vaguely heard the word hospital, and asked, "Who is sick and wants to go to the hospital?" ”
It was a matter of men's dignity, Zhang Xuelan glanced at her man's uncomfortable look, and hurriedly said to Pan Hengchun, "Ada, you heard it wrong, Zhaoke and I are talking casually, no one is sick." ”
Pan Hengchun's hanging heart was put back in his stomach, and he said, "It's time to stir-fry, I called the children back, and we are going to set off the cannon to eat." ”
Zhang Xuelan sighed, and hurriedly asked Pan Yang to burn firewood, seeing that Pan Yang looked like he didn't want to talk more, Zhang Xuelan opened her mouth, and the words came to her mouth and swallowed back, it's okay, it's not good to mention these troubles during the New Year, and you have to wait for the New Year to pass.
Pan Hengchun shouted outside, and the radish heads heard the sound and ran home quickly.
Serving dishes and serving firecrackers, in the midst of a frolic, Pan Yang ended her first year in this era.
Braised pork trotters, stir-fried pork intestines, steamed bacon with rice, stir-fried Chinese cabbage in lard, stewed potato cubes with pork residue, and a bowl of steamed eggs.
For Pan Yang in the past, these dishes added up to just a homely meal, but now they are delicious in the world, a few radish heads are very fragrant, their mouths are full of oil, and they all have a satisfied smile on their faces.
Pan Yang gave Pan Hengchun a pound of liquor in the supply and marketing cooperative, and Pan Hengchun asked Pan Yang to accompany him for a drink.
Pan Yang not only gave Pan Hengchun a full load, but also poured it on Zhang Xuelan and Pan Shiyao.
Pan Shiyao was embarrassed, "Ada, I don't know how to drink." ”
First, the conditions at home are limited, almost no one drinks, Pan Shiyao usually has few opportunities to drink, and second, Pan Shiyao is not yet an adult, Zhang Xuelan controls him and does not let him touch this thing.
As soon as Pan Shiyao's words fell, Zhang Xuelan glanced at Pan Yang and said angrily, "Shiyao is still a child, what are you doing pouring wine for him." ”
Pan Hengchun happily took over the words and said, "Today's New Year, it's okay to drink less." ”
Now that the old man has spoken, Zhang Xuelan didn't say more, just told Pan Yang to give Pan Shiyao a drink.
In fact, Pan Yang wanted her uncle to practice drinking, her uncle was the worst drinker among their brothers, a typical two-two pour, she was a female streamer who could put her uncle down, Pan Yang wondered if it would be better to let him drink earlier.
Who knows, Pan Shiyao can't do it with just a small drink, the whole person is confused, the person who didn't like to talk very much changed his words in seconds, and talked about everything, and then he actually pulled Pan Yang's sleeve, and asked her with confused eyes, "Ada, Shuangxi's son can walk, when will I marry my daughter-in-law." ”
The double happiness in Pan Shiyao's mouth is that he has been playing with him since he was a child, he got married at the age of fifteen, and now his son can waddle and walk.
Pan Yang and Zhang Xuelan glanced at each other, and snorted with joy, feeling that her uncle, a sullen man, was starting to make a hair. It's spring.
Pan Yang raised his hand and patted her uncle's back, and said with a smile, "Don't worry, don't worry, when the New Year is over, Ada, I will ask someone else to find a daughter-in-law for you." ”
Pan Shiyao's eyes jumped with a blurred smile on his face. This kid, with such a beautiful smile, is he going to fascinate her!
Zhang Xuelan saw that Pan Shiyao began to look dizzy and about to fall asleep at any time since he drank wine, so she simply called Pan Yang to put Pan Shiyao on the bed with her and let Pan Shiyao sleep first.
Pan Shiyao's muddy appearance, the more Zhang Xuelan looked at it, the more dissatisfied she became, and she had to whisper Pan Yang to mess around, how could she give the child a drink.
In fact, even if this kind of thing happened yesterday, Zhang Xuelan wouldn't say anything in front of Pan Hengchun, and she would have to fight with Pan Yang in private, but now as long as she thinks that Pan Yang's thing is no longer good, her heart will be blocked for a while, and it is even more difficult to continue to scold people like before.
Originally, it was enough for a man to hurt his self-esteem if he couldn't use things, and then he was scolded by his own woman every day, and sooner or later he had to change. It is not
Thinking about it like this, when Zhang Xuelan looked at her man again, she unconsciously had a complicated look on her face, and secretly made up her mind that when the year passed, no matter what way she could think of it, she would have to cure her man's illness!
In the evening, the sky was full of snowflakes, and it was extremely cold outside, and the radish heads did not want to go out to play, so they all nested at home, eating melon seeds and fighting around the stove in the hall.
Pan Yang took out four yuan from his pocket, except for Pan Shiyao, who was already drunk and asleep, the other four radish heads each gave one yuan to press the New Year.
The radish heads have never seen so much money, you know, their tuition fee for a semester is only five cents, a few radish heads are excited, and they surround Pan Yang and say, "Ada, you are so good!" ”
This move was met with Zhang Xuelan's eyes again, "You are crazy, give the children so much money, they will spend it indiscriminately." ”
In the past, it was the elders who gave her New Year's money, but now that the identity is reversed, Pan Yang is in a very good mood and said with a smile, "What does it matter, since it is given, they can buy whatever they want." ”
Having said that, Zhang Xuelan still tried to cheat the money back, and said to a few radish heads, "Give the money to my mother, my mother will help you collect it, and leave it for you to buy a pencil exercise book after school starts." ”
What are you kidding, where is there a reason to get the money back, a few radish heads tightly protect their New Year's money, shake their heads in unison, and resolutely refuse to give.
From them, Pan Yang seems to see the shadow of his childhood, and then look at his current self, an old man in his forties. Life, it's really crazy, women become men, girls become uncles, it's just a blink of an eye.
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On the first day of the Lunar New Year, the Pan family has changed into new clothes and new cotton shoes, and the radish heads have never been like this year, with new clothes to wear and New Year's money to get more delicious snacks, all of them are so happy that they can't find the north, and they go to the neighbor's house early in the morning to find friends to play, and show off their new clothes to others by the way.
On the first day of the Lunar New Year, there are several customs in their village, which are not to touch knives, scissors, and needles, not to dump garbage outside, not to sweep the ground, and not even to splash dirty water. To put it bluntly, you don't need to do anything today, as long as you put your hands in your pockets, and the east family will go to the west house.
Lao Pan's family lives in the alley, and the villagers who live in the alley like to gather at the alley to chat, especially the women, gathered together, and they can pick one person to put each other from head to toe, and the more they chat, the more energetic they are, as if they have seen it with their own eyes.
Zhang Xuelan became the object of their eight women today, the reason is that she has changed her body from head to toe, followed behind her man, twisted her big ass and passed in front of them, and after saying hello, she went to the west of the village with her man, and asked her what she was going to do, she didn't tell them, she made it mysterious, can she not be attacked by this group of women's eight women!
Zhu Xiuzhi is also among this group of women, looking at this group of women mentioning Zhang Xuelan and envy and jealousy, Zhu Xiuzhi pouted disdainfully and said, "I originally thought that my sister-in-law was a woman who could live, but now it seems that I have lost my eyes, although I should make new clothes for the New Year, but I also have to weigh my own conditions, right?" The family is so poor that it clangs, just make two things for the children, and change yourself from head to toe, how much family foundation can you be the boss to ruin her? ”
The woman named Yongmei immediately answered, "That's also your uncle's love for your sister-in-law, otherwise who is willing to spend money to do it?" Anyway, your sister-in-law is good enough, and she also made the clothes on your father-in-law's body, right? The old man is doing well with them. ”
Hearing this, Zhu Xiuzhi's face stiffened, and then she snorted and said, "What did she do?" If it weren't for my family Zhaofang and my brother-in-law Zhaofeng to pay for it, do you think she would be willing to spend money to make cloth for the old man to make clothes? is also out of filial piety, but let him look good on the face of the big house, you all say that the big house is filial, and don't look at our second and third rooms behind the butt to pay money and food every year. ”
People outside don't know the situation of his old Pan family, and when they heard Zhu Xiuzhi say this, everyone took it seriously, Pan Guangchen and his wife said, "That's it, Zhang Xuelan's woman is still complaining in front of me, saying that your second and third rooms never care about your old man, that woman can really open her eyes and tell nonsense!" This time I can see through her. ”
Poor Zhang Xuelan just went to Pan Lao Wu's house with Pan Yang, and she was said to be like this, if she heard it, she would probably be so angry that she would vomit blood on the spot.
Zhu Xiuzhi was still talking nonsense, "The old man just occupies a bed in their house, and we pay the food behind the butt when we eat, besides, the old man has hands and feet, and he can go to the brigade to help earn work, no matter how it is counted, the sister-in-law earned it, and she is embarrassed to say this in front of you." ”
As the saying goes, there are gods three feet above the head, people are watching the sky, Zhu Xiuzhi is so nonsense, although God didn't hear it, he listened to Pan Hengchun!