8. Dinosaur Crossing (8)
Luo Xunbai went out after eating, he was going to the law firm, and there was a case waiting for him to prepare materials, so Liu Long was left to be the housekeeper alone.
Before he went out, he gave thousands of instructions, and the main idea was one sentence: you can't go out, and you can't open the door. It's easy to say anything else, he is afraid that Liu Long will be sold when she goes out, or she may make a big news to shock the world.
However, Liu Long, this girl, didn't think that this was Luo Xunbai's blow to her IQ at all, and it was good to be stupid.
So, I'm a dinosaur watcher now! Liu Long smiled and said to himself, his mentality is great!
The lion is not at home, and the monkey is called the king, which is what Liu Long is like now.
As a freedom-loving and casual dinosaur, Liu Long usually walks in human form, but occasionally turns into a prototype and rolls comfortably. Of course, when she hunts and eats, she is the archetype, and after eating, she turns into a prototype and runs around the mountain to keep in shape. Since she arrived in this different plane, she has not become a prototype, either worried or busy getting acquainted with the environment.
Finally, she could roll on the wool blanket.
Liu Long pulled the curtains in the house to block the sunlight outside, also afraid that people would spy on her dinosaur prototype.
Roll one, turn it over again, Liu Long is having a lot of fun on the wool blanket in the living room. It's much more comfortable than the straw pile on the hill, but it's a little worse than the panda blanket.
When they were in the mountains, every time they played rolling, the four pandas next door lay in a row with their backs to the sky, and Liu Long rolled and rolled from the beginning of the panda, rolled to Panda Four, and then rolled to Panda One. With each roll, the panda lying underneath let out a comfortable purr.
The panda has a lot of meat, and what she rolled over was actually a pile of meat. Liu Long thought about it, and couldn't help but scratch her heart and regret that she should have rolled a few more times before coming here. However, this wool blanket is soft and comfortable enough, and Liu Long also made a purring sound, content and happy!
The cute white-skinned dinosaur stood up from the blanket with a shudder, staggered to the couch, picked up the phone with its paws, and staggered back to lie down.
She glanced at her paws, her nails were still pointed, and she carefully poked the screen of her phone with the soft flesh on her paws.
Hey, no, I'll try again, I'm so sensitive, how can I not work.
Because her paws were full of fat and soft meat, a piece of meat was dented on the screen of her mobile phone. Liu Long pressed and pressed, the screen went black, and she still hadn't succeeded.
Liu Long was helpless, so he had to get out of the way and rush into his guest room, close the door, turn back into a human form, and then change into clothes. There is no dinosaur "armor" for her, and when she became a dinosaur, she was also a dinosaur who liked beautiful clothes, and she was wearing beautiful dinosaur costumes, although it was just a simple animal fur garment, which she had worked hard to make herself.
Liu Long sighed for his dinosaur outfit, but he lost his temper after seeing the phone, this is really fun.
She clicked on Weibo on her phone, opened it and began to browse. Ah, here's a photo of her, a promotional photo taken that day!
Liu Long's eyes lit up, and he rolled down, and the more he looked, the more satisfied he became! The beauty of the flowers of the Hundred Beasts Mountain was completely photographed!
Looking through the comments, most of them are praises, this thin-skinned dinosaur becomes more and more shy and a little fluttery. She rolled twice and buried herself in the bed, happy and happy, and her face flushed at the thought.
Okay, she's going to sort out her thoughts and start thinking about life's events! What do you have to do to support yourself, and you have to pay back the money you owe.
Originally, she had the ability to take care of the house, looking for all kinds of shiny gems, gold and silver, and she definitely didn't have to worry about eating and drinking in this life, and she could live a good life.
But in this era, it is not allowed to hide treasures privately, and they must be handed over to the state, and it is too unbelievable that she has this ability, and she will be arrested to study and dedicate the rest of her life. Besides, she can only sense it slightly, and she doesn't feel it when she hides deeply, and if it's useless to be caught, I don't know if it will be clicked. Liu Long couldn't help but tremble when he thought of the fierce officers and soldiers they had there.
If this path doesn't work, what is she going to do? Liu Long pouted and rolled up on the bed again, she didn't know how to play the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, she could only comb, hunt, eat, sing and courtship, so it seemed that she was useless!
She lay on the bed and twisted, a hard thing on her waist, and she touched her phone.
Suddenly, she had a flash of inspiration, and she could go take pictures! Although she doesn't understand why taking a photo can make money, it's still something she likes to do, which is not good!
The decision has been made, Liu Long has no heart to take a lunch break! With such a comfortable bed, I'm sorry for my youth if I don't sleep.
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Luo Xunbai went home and saw that the light in the room was quite dim, he raised his eyebrows, but he didn't find the stupid girl in the living room.
Probably in the bedroom, he knocked on the door, but there was no sound inside.
At this time, Liu Long was dreaming that she was grilling fish with the fox and the fat cat, and the aroma penetrated her nose and made her mouth water. Just as she was about to bite down, she was awakened by a knock on the door.
Luo Xunbai pushed the door in, Liu Long just sat up, and rubbed his eyes with his hands to look confused.
Liu Long looked up at the door and said aggrievedly: "My fish, my fish is gone." ”
Luo Xunbai looked calm: "What fish?" ”
"Grilled fish."
Luo Xunbai: I'm not asking what kind of fish you are! I asked you why you said the fish were gone! There is no one in this brain circuit!
"I dreamed that I had grilled the fish, and I was about to put it in my mouth when I woke up." When I woke up, I felt the saliva at the corner of my mouth, so I wouldn't tell you.
Luo Xunbai was speechless for a moment and comforted her: "Then let's eat grilled fish tonight." ”
"Okay." Liu Long said softly, and smiled sweetly at him.
Luo Xunbai tried his best to hide the expression he had just been amazed with, and there was still a soft touch in his heart, and he couldn't help but ask gently: "Why do you take a nap in the morning and sleep in the afternoon?" It's like a pig. Although she was like a pig, his tone was soft and warm.
Liu Long also felt that he had slept too much, so he must have been unaccustomed to the water and soil. But she still defended: "I didn't sleep a lot. ”
After saying that, she herself was a little weak-hearted, and got out of bed and put on her slippers with a hum.
"Okay, good, I didn't sleep much." Luo Xunbai followed her words and said, the girl still has to be coaxed, who makes herself soft-hearted! (You don't believe it, you don't believe it, it's not good to be soft-hearted and have nothing to do with your half-dime, it's going to cry if you're soft-hearted)
The two of them were still eating takeout, and Liu Long ate obediently, biting his chopsticks and looking at Luo Xunbai.
"What's wrong?"
"I'm looking for a job tomorrow."
"What job?" People are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, this guy is neither afraid of being famous nor strong, Luo Xunbai is also slightly admired. He had just watched her finish three bowls of rice, and in addition to grilled fish and other vegetables, she had also finished a bowl full of braised pork.
"Take a picture!"
"That's called a graphic model, and you used to take endorsement photos." Luo Xunbai corrected the ambiguity in her expression, and she didn't even fully understand common sense, can she go out?
"yes, that's it anyway."
"So where are you going to find this job?" I'm afraid she didn't even understand this.
Sure enough, the dinosaur on the other side hesitated, she just wanted to make money from this, but she didn't think about where to go online.
Luo Xunbai knew it as soon as he saw her expression, and let her think for herself without opening her mouth.
"I have Ji Xiang's phone." She scrambled to her feet, ran into her room, and pulled a business card from under the bed.
This is her habit, every time she finds something interesting or someone gives her a thing, she goes home and stuffs this under the bed, she calls it "treasure bed", she is really witty and wise!
"Well, this is Ji Xiang's phone."
Luo Xunbai: What are you doing for me! I had that bastard's phone 800 years ago, and I still need you to show it to me!
But it's not too stupid, and I know how to find Ji Xiang's connections. Although even if he doesn't look for Ji Xiang, Liu Long can embark on a star journey with his current popularity, but after all, he will encounter obstacles and the ignorance of others, and whether there is a backstage is particularly important for newcomers.
"And what happens after that?" Luo Xunbai deliberately guided her to think, she is not stupid, but she is not sophisticated, as if no one has taught her, her words, deeds and temperament are full of simplicity and cuteness. Luo Xunbai naturally can't let such a Liu Long enter the entertainment industry, and he won't be bullied to death.
Liu Long thought for a while, there is, didn't Ji Xiang say last time that he was going to take her to the circus! Although she didn't want to go to the animal show, she had to endure it for work.
"Let's go to the circus together, and then I'll talk to him about it."
That's a good point, but what's the deal with circus performances?
"Circus performances?"
"yes, that's the exhibition."
"The fair is not a circus show." Luo Xunbai gritted his teeth, this girl is also too special. Really, I'm sorry for her magical brain hole if it's not popular.
"You contact Ji Xiang yourself to see if he can help you." Luo Xunbai thought that Ji Xiang was definitely looking forward to Liu Long entering the entertainment industry, and he didn't know where the problem of thinking that others were ugly at every turn came from, and it was really not easy to find a suitable plane model with his temper. Now that I meet someone with such a good foundation, I must be burning in my heart and want to pull her into the circle.
"Okay, thank you." Liu Long looked at him with big eyes and said gratefully.
Luo Xunbai restrained his urge to pinch his face, and asked her sternly, "Did you read your book well?" ”
"I fell asleep in the afternoon." Liu Long looked at him innocently.
"You can't go out until you've finished reading the book."
"Oh." A certain dinosaur obediently responded.
Liu Long's mental activity at the moment is like this: reading = going out = seeing Ji Xiang = taking pictures = making money = delicious! The logic of a certain dinosaur's nine twists and eighteen bends makes her full of enthusiasm and confidence to study hard at the moment, and their dinosaur family just likes to eat and eat. There is a famous saying that says: If you have milk, you are a mother, and if you have food, you will grab it. Pandas like to drink milk and gnaw bamboo, and Liu Long, as a dinosaur, eats everything!
In the long run, how can she afford to raise herself! Liu Long patted his full stomach and was determined to be a good reader.
Then the dinosaur went off to read a book, and before leaving, he washed his leftover plate in the pool with its paws. Luo Xunbai stood there leaning against the door and watched her wash the dishes, as soon as the water was flushed and her paws were pulled, the plates were shiny.
Luo Xunbai sweated profusely, is there something wrong, is this girl using her hands as towels?
Liu Long: Dinosaur brand towels, you deserve it!
A dinosaur finished reading the book in his hand at night, and threw himself on the bed with a chirp.
The elasticity of this bed is too good, and it has a fight with the soft flesh of the panda, and Liu Long rubs here and there with satisfaction. Mark, mark, this is my territory.
Liu Long learned the habit of grabbing the territory with the fat cat, the place where he sleeps must be marked, the tableware for eating must be marked, and his future partner must be marked. Today, after washing the dishes, the dinosaur tried his best not to rub his face against the plate, but just touched his fat paws on the plate, but he was still itching! Fortunately, when she returned to her room, there was a large bed for her to rub on, from the head of the bed to the end of the bed, and the dinosaur finally stopped.
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Small Theatre (1):
Liu Long has a habit of rolling in bed, rolling when he is asleep, and even more so when he wakes up in the morning.
Luo Xunbai: ...... (The way to wake up every morning is that my wife rolls around on me, this sour feeling...... )
Liu Long (grievance): You dislike me.
Luo Xunbai (hurriedly coaxed): How come? It's too late for me to be happy! My wife is so distinctive! (Even getting up is rolling up)
Liu Long (continue to be aggrieved): I still dislike you! Your muscles are so hard, it's uncomfortable to roll and it wakes me up.
Luo Xunbai (surprised): How can you be uncomfortable, you must feel wrong! (Plop down)
That's right, and then they rolled around together.
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Small Theatre (2):
Liu Long (rubbing the bed): Mark, mark, whoever grabs me from my territory will be in a hurry!
Liu Long (rubbing the plate): mark, mark......
She slammed into the air, and the plate was taken away again! Liu Long looked at the man behind her aggrievedly, why was her partner so careful! Moreover, this plate is obviously clean and shiny.
Luo Xunbai: ...... (What should I do if my daughter-in-law is stupid again?) How can rubbing the plate be as comfortable as rubbing him? sighing...... )
Liu Long: Haven't I finished yet? (If you don't rub it for a day, your heart will itch, and you have to rub your partner after rubbing the plate!) )
Luo Xunbai (coaxing): Shall we go to bed and rub it?
Liu Long (Star Eye): Okay!
In a word, Liu Long is a sincere silly girl.