16. The daily life of an idiot
"Oh," said the shopkeeper gloating, "that's wet." ”
Bo Jue was annoyed and ashamed, and he didn't care what he said before, he shook off the shopkeeper's hand, and in a blink of an eye, the figure had moved to the door of the store.
"Hey, wait." I didn't see how the delicate shopkeeper moved, and the next moment he actually flashed in front of Bo Jue.
Bo Jue: "! ”
Does any adult have such skills?!
"Scared? Am I good? The shopkeeper bent down and looked at her with a smile.
Bo Jue looked away from the large plumpness on her chest expressionlessly, and said stiffly: "What a fart." ”
The shopkeeper saw that Bo Jue was shocked by her, and he seemed to have forgotten about leaving, so he quickly reacted, and simply took Bo Jue's arm and re-entered the door, answering the question in her heart as he walked: "What about you, don't be afraid, not every adult is the same as me, my skills belong to my bishop." ”
"Who's scared?"
"I," the shopkeeper pointed to himself, "I'm scared, so let's do it." ”
Bo Jue walked awkwardly to that station, he really didn't want to talk to her about something, so he simply asked straightforwardly: "After I read what you gave me last night, I had a dream, but in the dream it was someone I hated, how can I explain this?" ”
"Yo, why didn't you blush this time?"
Bo Jue: "Do you say it or not, don't say that I'm leaving, don't think about me taking care of your business in the future." ”
Her tone was extremely cold, obviously she was still a rudimentary but quite intimidating, and the shopkeeper didn't dare to tease her anymore, saying, "Come in, you tell me the specific scene." ”
"I was walking on a very remote path in the school, as if I was in a hurry, I don't remember what I was going to do, she suddenly came out and stopped me, I don't know where she came from, it seemed to fall from the sky. I was very upset that she was blocking my way, so I asked her if she wanted to fight, she shook her head, and suddenly she came close to me, and she took a step forward, and I took a step back, and her eyes were very strange, and I didn't dare to look directly. Until there was no way back, and I was pressed against the wall, she began to kiss me," Bo Jue lowered her head and whispered, "and undressed me." ”
The shopkeeper asked, "Are you sure it's her?" From beginning to end, I understood that it was her, or when I did it later, I realized that it was her. ”
Bo Jue raised his head blankly: "Is there a difference?" ”
"Of course, if you dream about being with someone and only find out that it is her in the end, it may indicate that she is the object of your sexual fantasies, and if it is clear that it is her from the beginning, then why don't you refuse?"
Bo Jue said: "I was frightened by her abnormality. ”
The shopkeeper teased, "Oh? You were so scared that she kept approaching you, but you didn't resist, you were so scared that you didn't know how to push it away when you were kissed, and you wanted to refuse even if your clothes were taken off? ”
"Who, who wants to refuse and welcome!"
The shopkeeper said casually: "Then you didn't refuse from beginning to end?" ”
Bo Jue: "......"
Shopkeeper: "Hahahaha, really? ”
Bo Jue jumped up and covered her mouth, and threw the eye knife at her desperately.
The shopkeeper raised a hand and begged for mercy, and a muffled voice leaked through his fingers: "Hahahaha I was wrong, I don't dare anymore." Let me go, do you want to listen to my analysis? ”
Bo Jue gave her a blank look.
The shopkeeper raised his two hands and said sternly, "I promise, I promise!" I guarantee it with the reputation of my deed owner! ”
After being let go, the shopkeeper said happily, "You're really interesting." It's not simple, you don't hate her, you like her, silly boy. ”
"Why, I've hated her for seven years."
"Your life is only ten years now, there is a person who can occupy the most important position in your life for seven years, that is, seven-tenths of your life, don't stare at me like this, you stare at me, I have to tell the truth, how can I hate it so long-lasting, I hate that you still dream of doing it with her, and you are honestly pressed, you just like her hahaha."
"You're not allowed to laugh!"
"I'll just laugh, little one."
"I'm gone, no!"
This time, the beauty shopkeeper didn't stop her at all, Bo Jue came back after running a few steps by herself, she looked up and asked fiercely: "She has also hated me for seven years!" Does it mean that she likes me too? ”
The shopkeeper shrugged: "Then I don't know, you brought her to meet me?" ”
Bo Jue avoided answering and threatened: "You are not allowed to say what I said today." ”
The shopkeeper wiped his fingers from the corner of his mouth to the other, signaling that he was tight.
When Bo Jue left the store, her mind was a mess, and she was passing by someone, she paused suddenly, and her head suddenly cleared up by the irresistible coercion, and she didn't even dare to turn her head back, until the invisible pressure dissipated, she turned her head to see who the person who walked by.
There is no anomalous figure on this street.
Bo Jue did not leave immediately, but walked back slowly, but there were so many shops along the street that she could not be sure which one the person had entered, and finally had to return in vain.
Bo Jue decided to put all the unreliable shopkeeper of Jinxuan behind what he said today, what do she like or dislike, she doesn't believe that she will like a piece of black charcoal!
It's not petite and exquisite, it's not white, it's not good-looking, and it's not cute at all! If you're blind, you'll fall in love with her!
Yes, exactly.
This ideological work was neither down-to-earth nor solid, and was entirely based on inner sophistry, so it quickly fell apart.
The first class in the afternoon was a history class, the history teacher was chattering on the podium about all kinds of major events since the founding of the Yuan Dynasty, and at this time he was talking about the secrets of the founding marshal and his deed, Bo Jue lowered his head and wrote on the paper, and the corners of his mouth were raised high.
The history teacher thought that Bo Jue was listening carefully to the class, so she quietly walked up to her to see what she was memorizing.
"I, Cai, No, Will, Happy, Huan, One, Block......" In addition to the remaining words, there is a vague corner of black graffiti.
Bo Jue bounced up from his seat in horror: "Old, teacher! ”
The history teacher knocked her on the head and said, "I know that you have reached the awakening period, so you can't be so blatant...... Well, it's class time! ”
The classmates chuckled lowly.
Bo Jue stiffened his scalp and said, "Teacher, I was wrong!" ”
"Sit down!"
The teacher slowly paced back with his hands behind his back, and the oil-legged Jiang You took the opportunity to turn his head and gossip: "Boss, what are you writing?" ”
"It's your business! Go to your class! ”
Bo Jue kicked him under the table, so embarrassed that he wanted to find a hole in the ground to get into. Bo Jue didn't know why he immediately turned his gaze to Zhao Qingge in the left rear, but Zhao Qingge couldn't help but feel lost as if he hadn't noticed her at all.
She was absent-mindedly at the end of class.
After history class, it is the fighting class that all students are looking forward to.
In the spacious venue, students fight each other in pairs or groups, or choose hand-to-hand fighting machines, Jiang You has to rely on Bo Jue to guide him, Bo Jue was not in the mood, but later remembered that he also had a spouse, and planned to hold a coming-of-age ceremony after awakening, so he fought diligently.
Zhao Qingge was alone on the side, competing with a cold fighting machine.
It was a machine that could be freely set by the student to set the attack intensity and speed, Bo Jue took a few looks, and found that the original value had been adjusted up by at least five times, and the speed of the machine qì person's punch was so fast that even she couldn't see it clearly, but obviously Zhao Qingge dodged it not so easily, and every time it was dangerously skimmed.
Once or twice is accidental, three or four times may be lucky, but if you can avoid it every time, you will be able to do it with ease. Zhao Qingge's waist is incredibly flexible, and after you come and go again and again, I finally found a breakthrough, a sideways fist wind against the machine qì person, taking advantage of the iron object to turn around and a fierce leg wind sweep, right in the heart of the machine qì person, "bang" The machine qì person flew out of the zhang, and the red light on the head door lit up.
Drops -
The system judged that the strength was ten, the key hit was lost, and the combat ability was lost.
O Tree of My Soul! Bo Jue took the time to take a look, and swallowed his saliva with difficulty, Zhao Heitan was about to evolve into a humanoid fighter, and if she continued to develop like this, she would probably only be beaten in the future.
Zhao Qingge was obviously not very satisfied with this result, so he re-selected a new machine, activated it, and set the value.
I don't know how much she set this time, but she dodged a few attacks and hung up the lottery.
Jiang You and Bo Jue originally had a good fight, but when they saw that her face had changed, she looked incredulous, and she kept muttering "It's over", "Why do I feel so sexy when I'm hurt?" ”
Then he nodded wildly: "Yes, I must be sick." ”
Jiang You: "......"