“…… Yo~ What a coincidence~ What a matter of trouble you guys, I have acquaintances who can help. ”

Long Er pretended to be calm and greeted the women in front of him.

"We're here to see what happened to Ryu'er and Kirino~"

"Are you talking about acquaintance me? Juvenile? ”

Taiga, Ami, Minorata Riri, and Ayase were still sneering at Long'er, and they heard Long'er say hello. Before a few people could reply, Taiko and Officer Sato came to join in the fun.

What kind of mess are you adding~ Don't you see that I have nothing to say here, so as to resolve the embarrassment? Go and go and play with both of you.

Long Er thought in his heart with a black line.

"Oh~ That's right, Lady Takasu. We still have some formalities to go through here. Please come with me and get your son and daughter home as soon as possible...... Although you really don't think about letting your son live here for decades? ”

"Good! Let's go through the formalities! I don't want two more familiar figures at my dinner table. Not for a day! They are the most important part of the Takasu family~"

Taizi said softly.

Sure enough, this is the family~

"Without Kirino, I won't be able to hear the praise of the wife next door, and without Long'er's clothes, hygiene, cooking, who will come!! Hurry up and get the officer, I still have a lot of unwashed dishes at home~"

After saying that, Taizi hurriedly walked out. Leaving a look of sympathy and pity for the dragon.

Long'er accepted the baptism of this gaze, looked at the departing backs of Taizi and Officer Sato, and secretly decided in her heart! Even if Taizi breaks all the bowls in the house! I also have to ask Taizi to wash the pile of dishes, otherwise Taizi will not prepare the next day's meal!

"So what did the two of you do to come in~"

After Officer Sato and Taiko left, Ami had a smile on her face. Sitting in the position where Officer Sato used to interrogate.

"Haha~ What are you talking about~ Yami, what do you mean by committing something! We are ...... Assist in investigations. That's right, it's just to assist in the investigation. ”

Long Er played haha, wanting to make his own affairs big and small, and small things.

"Huo ~ What kind of assistance in the investigation needs you to inform Taizi to ransom people. Instead of hanging you directly? Or...... Think about it~ Didn't there be such an entertainment project as dipping pig cages in ancient times in the Celestial Empire~ You can also try it~"

Dahe looked at the two of them sharply and said.

"Guy, in addition to your body, you're also mentally stunted! would say such a distorted word! ”

Kirino squinted his eyes and looked at the river without showing weakness.

"I really admire that you can still say such things when you were caught by the police at a love hotel."

"It's better than having all the dirty thoughts in your heart! What's more, whoever said that the lover hotel can't go in! It doesn't matter if you've been in it or not! ”

"Who...... Who has been in...... I've been in that kind of place! ”

Speaking of this, Ami and Minori both had some strange looks on their faces, and the tone of Taiga's speech was also a little inadequate.

"Huh? Should...... No, you've really been there......"

Listening to Dahe's somewhat reluctant tone, Kirino looked at Dahe with some suspicion.

"That's it! That's it! If you want to make trouble at home, it's not suitable here! The overhead camera is still on. ”

Long Er pointed to the camera above his head. Looking at Kirino and Taiga, he said

"Hmph~!"

"Hmph~!"

Dahe and Kirino snorted coldly, hugged their arms and stopped making a sound. Long Er finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, it was still under control, otherwise something would have exploded again. I don't want to go back today!

Long Er thought with palpitations.

"Anyway...... How did you guys get together? ”

If you say, Dahe, Yami, Shinari, plus a rice-rubbing Taizi and a few people heard about the matter here, and came together. So what happened to Ayase for a while! And...... Ayase, why did the color in your eyes turn completely black!! Don't scare me!!

As soon as I came in, I was attracted by Taiko and Officer Sato, and then I was a little troubled by the quarrel between Kirino and Taiga. When he noticed Ayase hiding behind several people, Ryu'er began to tremble a little in fear.

"That's the case~ Didn't Sister Ayase exchange email addresses last time? As a result, in the afternoon, Sister Ayase took the initiative to ask us if there was a Christmas party here~ I said yes, but Sister Ayase wanted to participate. So we played together at night~ Then Taizi received a call, and we came over together next to us~"

It's really pear's explanation.

Afternoon? …… Wait, wasn't that the time when Ayase took the initiative to call me?! Ayase asked Kirino where she was, and I said...... A party at a neighbor's house, and there's Srinori there...... It turned out to be self-inflicted~

Long Er covered his head, looking remorseful.

"Kirino and the eldest brother's Christmas party, it seems to be very exciting~"

Ayase covered her mouth and said jokingly...... Although there was no smile in Ayase's eyes, only a cold appearance.

"Ayase...... This one...... That one...... That's right! It's up to this guy to explain this!! Hahaha~"

Long Er secretly sighed that Tong Nai finally paid attention to me, and then ...... She only ignored me just so that I could help her block the gun.

The question is......

"Can you tell the truth?"

Kirino who was signaled by the dragon with his eyes.

"If you say that, I'll make you swallow the largest syringe needle, 100 only!"

Although I don't know how to express such a complicated meaning with my eyes, it is right that Long'er is indeed threatened.

"It's for! I'm buying you a gift! You see, don't you have to have gifts at Christmas~ But I'm a big man who really can't think of what gifts girls like, so I asked Kirino to accompany me to go shopping. Then I didn't expect a catastrophe from the sky, Kirino was drenched by the water that fell from the upper floor, and there was no hotel or bathhouse nearby. In addition, the weather was cold again, and we had no choice but to go to the love hotel. “

Long Er told the most satisfying lie so far.

"I see! There's nothing to do behind Sister Kirino~"

It's easy for Minori to believe Ryu'er's lies and instead worry about Kirino Kiri's body.

"But where are you going, Shibuya? And there was a ...... that fell from heaven in that place."

Yami is not so easy to fool, and she raised her eyebrows and was ready to seize the flaw to expose Long'er's lie.

"Yes~ Then please take care of Kirino when you go out next time, okay?"

Ayase interrupted Ami's words and turned to Ryu'er to plead.

"Yes! I'll be absolutely on the lookout for this kind of thing next time. ”

Ryu'er gave Ayase such a guarantee to herself.

"Well~ it's not bad to have such a guarantee."

Of course, Ryu'er and Ayase, including Ami, actually know it and don't talk about the love hotel. Kirino changed clothes and took a shower or something. It's unlikely that it was due to the incident that Long'er made, and seeing that Kirino had a reason why he didn't want to say it, he had to let Long'er make up a plausible lie, if he was pursuing it. On the contrary, it is a little unbeautiful, so it is better to lift it high and put it down gently. The attitude shows that it is enough to be there. It is also for Kirino and Long'er to learn a lesson. It also makes it so that there will be no gap between several people.

But looking at Kirino still looking confused, it seems that he can't understand it.

Yami, Ayase, and Ryu'er sighed at the same time and glanced at each other. There was also a wry smile in his eyes.

It's better to be a smart person than to be a stupid person~

"Then the formalities are complete, and you can go home!"

Officer Sato pushed the door in at this time and said to Ryu'er and Kirino.

"Whew~ Finally. Then thanks to Officer Sato. ”

Long Er stood up and let out a long breath and said to Officer Sato.

"It's okay, welcome to come next time~"

Officer Sato said politely.

"This one will go around me~~"

Long Er said with a wry smile.

After saying goodbye, a group of 6 people came to the door of the police station and saw Taizi waiting there for a while.

"Taizi! I'll go back and wash the dishes right away!! ”

Looking at Taizi, Long'er thought about what Taizi had said when he first came in, so he said it angrily to Taizi.

"Ahh Dragon, come out so soon!! ”

Taizi didn't seem to notice the dragons just now, but he was so frightened by the dragons that he almost jumped up.

"What's wrong? Such a shocking look. ”

Long Er asked strangely.

"I didn't ...... It's okay! What's the matter~ It's so strange if Long Er really asked~"

Taizi said reluctantly.

It's strange that you~ Except for the abnormal appearance when Taizi found out about Kirino's hobby, Long'er didn't expect to see it a second time, and immediately became a little puzzled and ready to continue to ask about it.

"Then Aunt Taizi, big brother, it's getting late today, I'll go back first."

Ayase walked over and bowed slightly to Taiko and Ryu'er, and said so.

"Oh! Also. I'm sorry to delay you so late. So do you want me to send you? ”

Ryu'er patted her head and said apologetically to Ayase.

"No need! It's very close to my house, and Sister Nari has already called a taxi for me. We both happened to be in the same direction. You can go home together. ”

"Oh~ Okay, but you still have to be careful when you go home~ That's right! This is a gift from you and Srinai. ”

Taking out two small boxes, Ryu'er gave them to Ayase.

"What is this?"

"Christmas gifts~ Didn't they all say that they were going to buy gifts today~~"

Ryu'er took out the gifts she had chosen for the other Ayase and Minori while she was preparing to look at Christmas gifts with Kirino at the mall. Of course, Ami also has the river, and even Taizi's share.

"Ah...... This one...... I didn't prepare your ...... big brother Only Kirino was prepared...... Let's take it back! ”

Ayase's face was flushed, and she looked like she wanted to be embarrassed.

"It's okay, just give me one more next year......"

Long Er said with a nonchalant expression.

"Ah...... Ah yes! …… I just hope that next year I won't exchange gifts with my big brother at the police station again. ”

Ayase joked about today's experience.

"Ah~I hope so~"

Long Er had to smile bitterly.

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Thank you for the Blazing Heat of Ashes and Count Nightflame!