30. Fanwai 1: Wuliangye and tissue
Gin says that he is only extraordinarily sensitive to the smell of traitors.
So when recruiting new people, I didn't smell the husky-like smell emanating from Fu Zhao's whole body, so it made a big mistake.
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Fu Zhao was recruited into the black-clothed organization by Gin when he was a little more than five years old, earlier than Vodka entered the door, and at that time there was only one criterion for the organization to recruit new people - not undercover.
However, after the addition of Wuliangye, Gin quietly changed the regulations, and the new "Black Clothes Organization Recruitment Standards" are as follows.
First, it can't be undercover.
Second, you can't have a surname, you can't have curly hair, you can't look unlucky, you can't just think about ruining the miè world every day, you can't love to eat spicy strips, it's best to be sick to your stomach when you see this thing.
(Note: Whoever dares to recruit such a person again, I will shoot whoever is headshot.) Also, boss, is my job only to eliminate traitors? Isn't it okay to clean up the second goods? )
In this regard, Fu Zhao patted his chest happily: "Fortunately, I started early." ”
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What about salutation?
Gin admonished coldly: "The leader of the organization is not me, but the gentleman, and there are other members above me, such as Rum, so you can't call me the boss." ”
Fu Zhao nodded vigorously, indicating that he had remembered it in his heart: "Oh, second gin." ”
Gin: "Forget it, you'd better call the boss, but you can't let the boss hear it." ”
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Why is Wuliangye so capable, but can only be responsible for housekeeping work in the organization?
Fu Zhao yawned lazily: "Can you imagine organizing the second-in-command to carry out underground activities, and when you get home, you will wash and cook with a cold face?" No, right? Gin boss can't either, so this kind of work is left to me, in fact, I also want to destroy the miè world. ”
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Therefore, Wuliangye is like this in the daily life of the organization.
At 10 a.m., wake up from the tatami mat in your Japanese-style room, feed the cats, change the cat litter, turn on the TV to clean the room, and use the cordless vacuum cleaner as a weapon to wrestle with the decent people you imagined.
At the same time, Gin and Vodka were out in secret.
At 11 o'clock in the morning, take out the ingredients prepared the day before, cut vegetables and cook, and wait for the other members to come back. If you can't come back for lunch, you can also call half an hour in advance to ask Wuliangye to deliver takeout.
At one o'clock in the afternoon, after cleaning up the kitchen, take a nap, then get up and turn on the computer, and buy the things you need online for Belmode, mostly clothes and cosmetics.
Gin and vodka are out in secret.
From 3 p.m. to 5 p.m., Wuliangye's free time is generally to play games.
Gin and vodka are out on the ground, engaged in life-and-death shootouts with underground organizations trying to eat the black.
At 6 p.m., head out to the supermarket to buy tomorrow's ingredients, when there is a sale, fresh produce is usually available at a very cheap price, and then dinner is prepared.
After eating, he quietly lay in his room and watched "Shonen Jump", holding a very fat raccoon cat in his arms.
Gin and vodka killed the black-eating underground organization, and started a life-and-death shootout with the Japanese public security who rushed to hear the news.
After the shootout, he returned to the organization to treat his wounds and replenish ammunition, Wuliangye turned off the lights and slept after reading the comics, and the cat began to move freely in the organization base.
By the way, because he is used to lying in bed, he never prepares breakfast, and Gin's breakfast is a quick meal in the refrigerator, or let vodka buy it from a nearby convenience store - don't feel disillusioned, the cold male god also has to eat and sleep!
Based on the economic situation of the organization and his own strength, he did not receive a salary. But Wuliangye was not short of money, and bought a lot of expensive figures to put in the room as decoration.
There are two main ways to expand the private small treasury, one is to falsely report daily expenses to defraud more operating funds, so and open wigs. The ticket criminals have a good relationship and make their own wigs. The level of tickets is also at its peak. The second is to secretly swipe Belmode's credit card to buy Blu-ray discs and figurines.
Occasionally playing poker with a simple-minded vodka with developed limbs can win a little money.
Sister Bei is not bad for money, anyway, the expensive one is good, so just ask him how much he spends every day.
Gin probably knew that Wuliangye ate kickbacks, but never cared.
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Fu Zhao also has a very important way to make extra money, which is to take the personal items of other members who are not used frequently and resell them to fans.
For example, Belmode's half-used lipstick, Gin's underwear and hair that fell out, and Bourbon's apron can all be bought and sold for sky-high prices.
That's why Fu Zhao likes spring the most, because at that time Gin will shed hair, collect and sell his long hair by roots.
Occasionally, when he couldn't collect hair, he would crawl to the boss's pillow in the middle of the night and secretly pull a few.
In the middle of the night, Gin woke up from a slight scalp tingling, and when he opened his blank eyes, he only felt a yin wind!
Is it haunted?
Fu Zhao, hiding in the shadows and clenching his hair, breathed a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, I ran fast in time......"
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In addition to the boss, other members such as Toru Amuro and Shuichi Akai also have good sales of merchandise.
So when the news of the death of the super popular Akai broke, Fu Zhao was the saddest one.
Vodka, Ai Ai blushed: "That, Wuliangye, I heard that you are selling money with your eldest brother's things, so I won't expose you, here are a few shirts I don't wear, do you see if there is a ...... That one...... The ...... that fans want"
Fu Zhao took it: "Okay, leave it to me." ”
The next day, Vodka found the rag he used to wipe the floor a little familiar.
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In order to take care of that long flowing hair, Gin usually gets up at five o'clock, washes his hair twice, applies conditioner, massages, rinses and finally blows it slowly, striving to be refreshing, soft and chic.
But Wuliangye said: "Boss, I see that you wear a hat every day and think you never wash your hair!" ”
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In the Black Order, Gin's residence is a Japanese-style villa, which is not so mysterious at first, at least occasionally used to discuss important matters with the underworld bosses, but then it is traded outside.
As for the reason -
Gin: "The leader of the Inagawa group is coming here tonight, and Wuliangye will clean the room and prepare for the reception." ”
Fu Zhao, waving a rag: "No problem, boss, promise to complete the task!" ”
At ten o'clock in the evening, the Daochuan group arrived on time, and was respectfully invited into the living room by Wuliangye, poured tea and served snacks, and fulfilled the friendship of the landlord before the gin came.
However, after ten minutes of talking to Wuliangye......
The leader of the Inagawa group ran out of the villa crying, and the next day announced that the golden basin had washed his hands and quit the rivers and lakes, and there was no trace of him, and now only his legend was left in the pole.
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Gin, with long hair because of anger and windlessness, automated: "I know that the task of reception cannot be handed over to him!" Vodka, tomorrow the head of the Kuyome of Sumiyoshi will come, you and I will be in charge of the reception, that's a big shot, don't mess up. ”
Vodka: "Okay, big brother. ”
The next day-
The air in the Japanese-style room was solemn, Gin and the chief of the nine generations were sitting facing each other, and the vodka was silently showing a sense of existence behind the eldest brother.
The atmosphere is perfect for lawless activities, and the qiē is perfect.
Wuliangye suddenly opened the sliding door and stood lazily at the door holding the clothes basket: "I'm sorry to disturb, I want to wash my clothes, do you have any dirty clothes and take them out quickly." ”
The chief of the nine generations looked dazed: "...... What? ”
Vodka turned to this side, put his hands on his knees and bowed his head: "Two pairs of socks under the pillow, please!" ”
Fu Zhaoran: "Understood." Doesn't the boss have dirty clothes? I think you still have a pair of Pikachu panties, where did you put them......"
Gin, the whole body was shrouded in low pressure and finally broke out: "Wearing it on me...... It's endless! Get out of here, or we'll get rid of you now! ”
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Vodka, whispered: "That traitor, rye whiskey was purged by Kiel, but the eldest brother suspected that he was not dead and could not find evidence, so he was in a bad mood today, prepare a little shochu and grilled octopus, and I will send it to his room." ”
Fu Zhao quickly cleaned up his things in the kitchen: "There is still a lot of soju, and I have finished eating the grilled octopus, so I will give you a bag of spicy strips and serve it to the boss." ”
Gin, the mood is even worse.
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In fact, Gin once had the intention of letting Wuliangye participate in official activities.
Fu Zhao's skills have become more and more sophisticated because of the perennial dodging of bullets, and a good young man can only waste time in housework every day, and Gin is the direct victim.
Fu Zhao, who has done a lot of housekeeping, began to be a mother, and for a while he spoke softly, and he was more and more interested in rag dolls, and he began to fiddle with needlework......
One afternoon, Fu Zhao hurriedly ran out of the villa, and after seeing the vodka, he nervously admonished: "Silly big man, when the boss asks, you will say that you didn't see me, otherwise you will wash your own clothes from now on, do you hear?" ”
Vodka, stunned nod.
After a while, Gin wore two oily and slippery braids, and walked through the room with a gun with a murderous face: "Wuliangye, I'm going to kill him." ”
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The boss of the organization is very inhumane, and it is basically not a face, and the uniform dress is set as a black trench coat, which must be worn even in summer activities.
Fu Zhao finally got the opportunity to follow the boss's actions, and started preparing things a day in advance, cooling stickers, ice sprays, and small fans of batteries, all of which were packed on a backpack.
Fu Zhao: "Boss, don't you need this thing?" Tomorrow the temperature will be almost 40 degrees! ”
Gin snorted coldly, very disdainful.
At noon the next day, the sun was blazing.
Fu Zhao: "Boss, are you really not hot?" Sweat enough to wash a garment, right? ”
Gin: "Shut up, we are members of the organization and should not give in to the scorching sun...... You go buy me a bottle of water. ”
Fu Zhao: "But you have water in your hands." ”
Gin: "Less nonsense, I'm going to drink ice...... Ahem, you don't have to carry a bag to buy things, I'll help you get it. ”
Fu Zhao held the change, ran across the street to the vending machine on the street, and when he came back with a drink, he found that his backpack was much lighter, the ice spray was mostly empty, and the cooling sticker was gone.
Looking at Gin again, there is a subtle refreshing expression on his face.
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Fu Zhao usually wears traditional Japanese men's clothes at home, mainly all kinds of bells and whistles yukata, and when it is cold, he adds a piece of haori, and under his feet is clogs.
Wearing this body, he can jump up and down to dodge Gin's angry bullets, and he is basically invincible after changing into light clothes.
It's like a person who wears slippers every day to practice long-distance running and has a lot of results, and one day he changes to official running shoes and can go directly to the Olympics to win a medal.
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In order to avoid the tragic situation of waking up with an extra braid on his head, Gin decided to find something serious to do for Wuliangye, such as going on a mission.
However, the time of action was in the morning, and nine times out of ten, Fu Zhao couldn't get out of bed at all.
The time of action is set for the evening, and the location is also very important.
One of the few lessons learned from Gin's career is that you must never choose a playground as a trading location!
Fu Zhao decisively jumped out of the car and ran to the ticket office: "Playground Playground!" Boss, I'm going to play roller coaster, see you later! ”
“…… What? Gin parked the car intently, and when he came back to his senses, he realized that there was no one missing, and turned his head and asked the vodka in the passenger seat, "What about the others?" ”
Vodka: "It looks like it's running in the direction of a roller coaster, should we go look for it......"
Gin heart: Forget it, let's sit down by the way, and it is convenient to observe the trader situation from a high place.
So in the first episode of TV, the two people appeared strangely on the roller coaster, and they met for the first time with the future bear child detective.
Vodka is traded in the dark of the playground, and Wuliangye is queuing up to buy ice cream.
After the deal was exposed, Gin was pouring medicine into Kudo Shinichi, and Wuliangye felt that one ice cream was not enough to eat, so he bought another one.
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Regardless of the consequences of his actions, but only from the perspective of his enthusiasm, Fu Zhao is definitely a qualified bad person.
Almost every day, submit a nefarious plan to carry out, such as stealing manhole covers from all over the city or putting a lock on a bicycle on the street.
Gin: "Where are you two going?" ”
Vodka: "Wuliangye said that he didn't do anything bad this month, let me go to the supermarket with him to make instant noodles......"
Gin, said coldly: "Last time I decided to do this, I caught three thieves in the supermarket, and it seems that I was commended by the police, right?" ”
Wuliangye looked innocent: "That time was purely accidental, who let them steal the instant noodles I wanted to pinch." ”
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Despite being older than vodka, Fu Zhao has only a handful of official events.
Gin would rather act on his own than take him out, but there will be cases where the three of them go out together.
Late at night, Fu Zhao yawned in the cramped back seat of the Porsche, waiting for the boss to return from the deal.
Vodka hurriedly ran to the driver's seat and started the engine: "The deal is exposed, let's go!" ”
Gin also quickly sat in the co-pilot, his face as gloomy as ever.
There was a faint sound of hurried footsteps in the distance, and the situation was urgent, and the Porsche had just driven less than five meters but suddenly shook violently, as if it was stuck somewhere and it was difficult to move an inch!
Fu Zhao raised his hand weakly: "Boss, I'm sorry, I put all the manhole covers on this street in the car, and the wheels should have sunk into the sewer mouth, let's abandon the car and run away......"
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Because he was almost arrested in the last operation, Gin went to the Chinese branch of the Black Clothes Organization to run errands, and by the way, he avoided the limelight and prepared to learn a few words of Chinese before leaving.
Among transnational criminal groups, Wuliangye is one of the few Chinese.
Fu Zhao was rarely consulted, and at the same time he was surprised and seriously reminded: "Boss, Chinese is difficult!" ”
Gin, proudly showing a cold smile: "It's not a problem, with my ability, I can master the basic phrases in half a month." ”
Fu Zhao then compromised: "Okay, let's teach the boss a word of greeting first, similar to the English nicetomeetyou, which is very useful." Imitate my pronunciation...... 'What do you see'. ”
Gin: "...... You, what are you looking at? ”
Fu Zhao applauded desperately: "Not bad, yes, worthy of being the boss of gin, the pronunciation is very standard!" It would be nice to have a more vicious tone. ”
Gin, his eyes sharp: "What do you see!" ”
Fu Zhao continued to applaud: "Perfect! But when someone says this to you, they reply differently, saying, 'Look at you?' ”
Gin, sighed: "It's so troublesome Chinese...... I'll practice again. ”
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Fu Zhao was not qualified to travel with high-level personnel, but he heard the news soon after-
As soon as Gin said hello to the person in charge of the branch, a fierce conflict broke out, and when they beat each other, the movement was too loud and attracted the Chaoyang crowd.
Therefore, the branch in China was completely wiped out by the Chaoyang masses who had infiltrated the organization and united with the outside world, and there was not even a single scum left.
Gin returned with a feather, and the first thing he did when he came back was to chase Wuliangye out of Erli with a gun.
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Fu Zhao knows that his character will be beaten to death, but he still lives happily in this world, after all, few people can pose a threat to him, and the root of heaven and earth is self-confidence.
Therefore, when encountering something that cannot be solved by physical means, such as ghosts, it is extremely scary.
After watching a horror movie one day-
Fu Zhao, before going to bed, opened the sliding door of Gin's bedroom with a pillow and quilt: "Boss, can I squeeze in with you today?" ”
Gin, coldly: "Get out." ”
Passing vodka, mocking: "It's all worth being afraid of?" You're too embarrassed to the organization, bring it to me and take a look. ”
A moment later-
Vodka: "Big brother, please let us spend the night with you!" ”
In the middle of the night, the sleeping vodka turned over in a dream and slapped Fu Zhao in the face.
Fu Zhao scratched his cheek, rolled over, and slapped Gin in the face.
Gio, who was woken up, came back to his senses from a nightmare and dreamed that the boss cried and told him "I'm sorry, I'm actually an undercover agent too......
Gin's heart palpitated, and he climbed out of the bed and walked to the bed to look at the bright moon. Silently, melancholy, he lit a cigarette again, thinking that he really couldn't live this day.
In the early years, the long hair was still beautiful pale blonde, but in the past few years, I have been exhausted, and I even went to Amuro to play with the bound CP Akai Shuichi, and I couldn't keep it for long no matter how I dyed it, and I was easy to bald when I always dyed my hair, so I simply didn't dye it.
Therefore, in the later stage of TV, he mainly appeared with a silver-haired image, and he was all white.
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Fu Zhao thought that the road ahead was that he had completed his practice as a villain and was finally able to serve the organization.
But the ending that belongs to him was ambushed in that dark alley early.
The gold was gone, and Gin froze the blood all over his body with a look of disappointment and anger, and Wuliangye, who had no idea what was going on at all, was speechless.
"I really didn't expect that even you would betray me."
Then the bullet that had threatened him for a long time finally pierced his head.
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Death is not the end, and the reborn Fu Zhao opened his eyes and saw the man with gray eyes behind the door.
Sherlock says it's a new beginning.