Chapter 1092: Relatives of Big Star
The middle-aged man's name is Qin Senyue, he is the eldest son of the old man Qin on the hospital bed, and he is also the uncle of Qin Luoshan's girl, and the young man who slapped him angrily is Qin Senyue's son, named Qin Kenan, and Qin Luoshan's cousin.
The farce that these two fathers and sons suddenly tossed out made the originally faintly depressed and dull atmosphere in the room slightly eased, and everyone held back a smile on their faces, but no one dared to laugh out loud, after all, there was still an old lady Qin lying on the bed, and it was just the day of the funeral, and the people who were around the house to see them off immediately laughed, it was really too much.
Qin Kenan was slapped inexplicably, his face was already full of resentment, and he covered his face and retreated to the side, and at this moment, Su Xinyuan had also finished the injection of true qi, and the heart of Old Man Qin, who had stopped beating on the hospital bed, finally resumed beating again, but it was still quite weak, and his eyes were still closed, so the rest of the room could not see it.
However, although there was no need to continue to inject true qi, the Xu True Qi that had been injected into the old man's body before still needed him to take the initiative to guide them, so that they could be in the middle of the meridians in Old Man Qin's body, comb the veins, and stimulate the activity of the cells.
Therefore, Su Xinyuan's hands were still on the veins of the old man's wrists.
In this process of combing, the condition of Old Man Qin's body and organ functions is getting better and better, and many of the old filths left over the years due to old diseases in the body have also been separated by body cells and discharged to the intestines through the internal circulation system in the body.
So, just like the strength of the anesthesia in some patients after the operation passed, and the intestines in the abdomen began to continue to work, the excretory system in the old man Qin's body that had not been suspended for a long time also began to work normally because of the appearance of intestinal peristalsis.
Although the old man barely ate anything after he was bedridden, and completely relied on some nutrient solutions to maintain his life function, there were still some of these harsh and old filths that were separated from his body when Su Xinyuan combed his body functions with true qi at this moment, and at this moment, all these things were pouring towards the exit because of the old man's intestinal peristalsis......
"Bang!"
"Poof!"
"Split the horn and ......"
……
Three farts in a row!
First, there was a short and dull sound, like a gun, followed by a "dumb thunder", which lasted less than three seconds, and then a series of various movements, the real guns and cannons rang out in unison, and the power was extraordinary.
Su Xinyuan secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and the hands on Old Man Qin's wrists finally let go, and at this moment, because this strange sound suddenly came from the quiet room, and the movement was even louder than before, the expressions on the faces of the people present inside and outside the house suddenly became strange again.
Especially Qin Kenan, who had just been slapped, this kid was still standing in the room with his face covered, but the distance from his father Qin Senyue was not so close, and the latter, who was still sitting on the other side of the bed at the moment, was not only close to Old Man Qin, but also happened to block Qin Kenan's sight.
In fact, the people outside the house didn't know about the movements just now, but many people in the room almost heard that it came from Old Man Qin on the hospital bed.
Because of this, Qin Senyue, who was sitting on the edge of the bed, and Qin Luoshan, who was standing behind Su Xinyuan, including several other people who were closer to the bed, had already widened their eyes, and their faces were full of disbelief.
However, there is no law that stipulates that dead people can't fart, so even if this movement is indeed abnormal enough, among them, except for Qin Luoshan who is full of expectations, the rest don't think that these farts can say anything, such as Old Man Qin really coming back from the dead.
Therefore, all of them did not squeak, except for one exception.
This exception is that Qin Kenan, who had just been slapped in the face, because this kid retreated to the side, plus he was distracted just now, he didn't hear this movement at all because of the old man Qin on the hospital bed.
Under normal circumstances, this is normal, a bunch of people are sitting in the house, and suddenly they hear a fart sound, and anyone will contact the living first...... What's more, didn't his father Qin Senyue just let one go? Or a duet!
In fact, although Qin Kenan almost subconsciously linked the movement just now with his father, Lao Tzu Qin Senyue, but because he had just received a big ear bracket, Qin Kenan really didn't have a nosy thing about "Lao Tzu farting" at this time.
lest I be slapped again.
Unfortunately, at the end of Old Man Qin's movement just now, that is, the moment of the movement of "Splitting the Horn", there was actually not only gas coming out, but also ...... Ahem, diarrhea!
As a result, a foul smell quickly spread around the big bed as the center, and in just a few moments, the entire room almost stinked, and even Su Xinyuan frowned and covered his nose.
In this way, Qin Kenan really couldn't sit still, he really couldn't understand whether his father was swollen today, he had already let go of a "prelude fart" just now, didn't he feel it? I know I want to have diarrhea, so go out early...... It's really embarrassing to be this whole thing, I actually sat on the edge of the bed and pulled it in the pants in public, and after pulling it, I still stayed in the house and didn't leave, why do you want to "poison" a room of people on the spot with this foul smell, so as to give the old man the rhythm of the collective funeral?
Even if this smell is not poisonous, but there is a big sticky bubble pocket in the pants, and I still have to sit there, and I have to be disgusted to death just by being disgusted.
Thinking like this, Qin Kenan hesitated again and again, and finally decided to take care of this idle matter, Dad is probably embarrassed, now is the time when someone needs to squeak and find him a step to get off the donkey.
So, Qin Kenan covered his nose with one hand and his face with the other, holding back the expression of a constipation patient, and slowly moved behind Qin Senyue, and carefully persuaded him: "Dad, you ...... Why are you so old? The old man is gone, and he is dead, no matter how sad you are, you don't have to have diarrhea to hold on here, the old man is not afraid, but this smell is too rushing, the key is that you can't bear it yourself......"
"Smack!"
"Scolding the guy next door, you kid lacks heart? Who's having diarrhea? Don't you see that Lao Tzu is also being smoked? ”
Before Qin Kenan's words were finished, Qin Senyue, who was also holding his nose with his hand, turned around and pulled a big ear bracket over, and in the blink of an eye, it was imprinted on the other half of the former's cheek.
"Cloth ...... Woo......"
"Sigh and ......"
"Bang bang!"
……
Before everyone could react, Old Man Qin on the hospital bed began to fire guns again, this time the movement was even bigger, and the smell in the room immediately soared.
"Gross!"
"Emma, I can't stand it anymore, let's go out and take a breath first......"
"It's been a long time, so it's my grandfather who is doing trouble? Dad, the one in front of you is also the thunder you carried for him, right? Wronged, me? It's all like this, and it's tormenting people, causing me to be slapped twice for nothing......"
"Yo yo, why does this stomach hurt...... Don't be appendicitis, right? Hurry up and jump twice......"
"Damn! Old man, is this the rhythm of cheating the corpse? You guys are guarding, I have to hurry up and ask a Taoist leader to come......"
……
As the concentration of the smell in the room rose sharply in an instant, the faces of these Qin family members in the house, who were already holding their noses and holding back a little unbearable, turned green in an instant, and they all found excuses, and while talking, they turned around and squeezed towards the door, as if avoiding ghosts and gods, and Su Xinyuan was also drunk.
"Okay, the old man is fine, I guess he will wake up in a while, you ...... Find someone to clean up the bed or something, give him a bath, and get a good night's sleep! ”
Ignoring the Qin family members who fled in a flock, Su Xinyuan turned his head to look at Qin Luoshan who was dumbfounded with his mouth open as he spoke: "The promise I owed you before has been fulfilled, and the two of us are two clear, but I advise you to go to the hospital to check in the past few days, you are really sick, and the illness is not light, find a more powerful Chinese medicine doctor, maybe you can be cured......"
As he spoke, Su Xinyuan shrugged his shoulders and turned around and walked outside, the smell inside was indeed too strong. He couldn't stand it.
However, at the moment of turning around, Su Xinyuan's eyes inadvertently saw several frames on the sandalwood cabinet on the side of the room, the one in the front was a group photo of three people, sitting in the middle was the old man Qin on the hospital bed, and behind him were two young and beautiful girls standing left and right.
One is Qin Luoshan, and the other is actually Su Xinyuan's old acquaintance...... Qin Luolin!
Slightly stunned, Su Xinyuan suddenly felt that Qin Luoshan, this girl gave herself a feeling of being very close, it turned out to be sisters for a long time, not only did they look similar, but even their names were only one word away, it seemed that even if they were not relatives, at least they were cousins, and they should have reacted a long time ago!
However, Su Xinyuan didn't point this out, shook his head with a wry smile, and after leaving the house, he left the villa accompanied by Qin Luoshan, who trotted out closely, and walked towards the BMW Z4 parked outside.
In fact, it's okay if this girl doesn't send it, Su Xinyuan can teleport back a little faster, but it's hard to resist, so she can only accept it calmly.
After getting into the car, Qin Luoshan's girl seemed to be a little speechless, but Su Xinyuan was not interested in politely saying some polite words such as thanks to her, so she simply pretended to be a little tired and deliberately closed her eyes, but began to think about other things in her mind.
Speaking, after arriving at "Venaye" today, although I successfully found Xuan Mingzi's old wife and daughter, but how to get the information I need from the other party's mouth next, I'm afraid it's really not an easy thing, but the time is urgent, the longer it drags on, the more likely it is that other accidents will happen on Xuan Mingzi's side.
Two days!
Within two days at most, whether it is coaxing or cheating, this matter must be resolved, and it is a big deal to bring the two mothers and daughters back to China together......