Chapter 123: Are You Shedding?
"Tut-tut-tut. Zhu Tian withdrew his spiritual power into his body and smacked his lips.
Through his spiritual power, he saw the scene of the two mercenaries hugging each other and crying, and he was also quite touched. Make a good deed, why not. Compared to the previous violent and nonsensical self who will only do willfulness, this seems to be very interesting.
"You have changed Zhu Tian. In his head, Pique's voice sounded.
"Oh, how has it changed, has it become gentle?" said Zhu Tian with a smile.
"You've loved the world more. ”
Love the world more......
Hearing this, Zhu Tiandun felt fresh: "It's a little interesting, this world is indeed a little interesting." ”
Pique, however, sighed faintly as if he was worried about something......
"What are you staring at me for?" While talking to Pique in his mind, Zhu Tian suddenly realized that a pair of big eyes appeared in front of him staring at him.
It's not Emma, who else can there be.
"I'm sleepy, I want to sleep!" muttered Emma.
"If you are sleepy, go to sleep, what are you staring at me here?" Zhu Tian touched his nose, pressed the brim of his hat again, and sneered: "Do you want to eat rice noodles again?"
At the mention of rice noodles, Emma's eyes widened, and she knew that Zhu Tian was hinting at the embarrassing things in the Tianhua Building.
"I'm angry! I can't sleep!"
"Why, oh! I see, I slept in your bed yesterday, are you blaming me for soiling your bed? Zhu Tian scratched his squeaky nest, blinked his eyes, and said, "I think about it, the last time I took a bath seems to be last month, no, when it rained the day before yesterday, I happened to be outside......"
"That's enough!" Emma interrupted suddenly, "You didn't keep your promise!"
"What promise!" Zhu Tian wondered.
"You're going to tell me a joke before you drink the medicine!" said Emma, pouting, "That's what we said yesterday." ”
"Who promised you......" Zhu Tian pursed his lips.
"Hmph, that's you, you just promised!" exclaimed Emma. "If you don't tell me, I won't be able to sleep, just now I was lying in bed, tossing and turning, obviously very sleepy, just couldn't sleep, and then I suddenly remembered, you haven't told me a joke today!
"......" Zhu Tian exhaled. "Okay...... I thought, maybe, you can give me some inspiration. ”
"Think, think!" Emma glared, her eyes filled with anticipation. "It's funnier than yesterday's skinny horseman!"
"What? Do you want to create magic spells again?"
"Oh yes, hurry up!"
"Jokes are sacred, okay, how can they be told casually. Zhu Tian thought for a moment and suddenly asked, "Do you like any animals?"
"Animals?" Lori blinked. "Rabbit, I like little rabbits, the kind with white hair. ”
Looking at the immature face that was close at hand, Zhu Tian suddenly found that her eyelashes were very long, too, only long eyelashes are worthy of big eyes......
"Tell me quickly!" urged Emma.
"Oh oh, Bunny, I think about it, there it is. ”
Zhu Tian took a deep breath, imitating the tone of Zhao Zhongxiang, a teacher from another world, when he explained the TV show Man and Nature, and spoke sincerely.
"It's a sunny morning. (Zhu Tian's tone was slow, and he spoke word by word.) )
In the forest,
The bear and the white rabbit poop together,
And then
The bear asked the white rabbit,
Xiaobai spit, are you shedding?(Zhu Tian imitates the voice of the humble bear.) )
The little white rabbit said,
I won't drop it!(Zhu Tian imitates the cute voice of the little white rabbit.) )
Then the bear wiped his ass with the white rabbit. ”
"That's it...... Emma was visibly stunned for a moment, but then suddenly burst into a sharp and long-lasting laugh: "Hahahahahaha!"
Wipe your ass!
After she finished laughing, she suddenly felt that the little white rabbit was so pitiful, laughed and choked up. "Woooooooooo......oo White Rabbit, My Little White Rabbit...... Woowoo...... My little white rabbit is as pitiful as the bald horseman...... Woowoowoo...... You can't wipe my bald horseman's ass, no! No, you can't wipe my cute little white rabbit!"
Zhu Tian: "......" He held his head and waited for the little Lori to finish crying.
"You're so annoying! Why do you wipe your butt with a white rabbit!" said Lori Emma, who suddenly felt funny again, choked up with a giggle. "Haha......"
Zhu Tian was helpless, he knew that this girl's emotional ups and downs in the past two days were a bit big, and he didn't stop it. Waiting for the crazy girl in front of him to vent his emotions, he said, "Go, go back to sleep." ”
"Okay!" Little Lori ran back to her house with red eyes, swirling two small pear vortices, and before entering the house, she suddenly turned around and said to Zhu Tian: "Can't wipe your ass with my little white rabbit......"
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There were tears in the corners of her eyes, but there was also a shallow smile on her lips, all because she had received a letter from the north.
The letter reads as follows:
To my dear daughter,
Dear daughter, in the blink of an eye, we have been separated for so many days, and Dad misses you very much. What I want to tell you is that you don't need to worry about me, although life seems very boring in these days in the northern military camp, but fortunately, you can always deliver letters in the direction of your hometown.
You may be interested in my work, I may introduce to you, just like in our manor, my daily job is to inspect and correct books, but the location has changed from the manor to the barracks, and everyone respects me, maybe because of my aristocratic status, or because of my decent gentlemanly demeanor, hahahaha! I think you should laugh at me for my self-righteousness again. Well, no one cares who you are here, and no one cares if you are a real gentleman, everyone is thinking about doing their job.
So far, we haven't seen any enemies from the north, but what worries people is that there is a white mist north of the Endless Wall, not only in the early morning, but sometimes, the scouts we send out will lose their way due to the fog and can't find their way home, now that I think about it, those people are really pitiful, they must have their own children. Well, you don't need to worry about me, they don't need me, a little nobleman full of gentlemanly habits, to go out as a scout for the time being. Of course, I don't have that ability, as a gentleman, I can definitely see my own shortcomings and shortcomings.
Alright, alright! Not to mention the gentleman, you must be tired of watching. What I want to say is, I miss you, I miss you and your mother, by the way, say hello to your mother on my behalf, and say that the little nobles in the far north miss her all the time.
I heard that your mother was killed by a horse thief, and did she finally turn around? I didn't sleep well for several days after hearing the news.
Also, why did you write to ask you about the family affairs of Sherlock and Uncle Roald? Is there something wrong with them?
Sherlock's father, Charlotte Sr., was originally a small businessman, but later, our family warrior discovered his son's talent for martial arts, so he recruited Sherlock Sr. to his command, and his son naturally came to our manor, and this matter was told to me by my father, that is, your grandfather, and now think about it, Sherlock has been living in our family for forty years. When he was twenty years old, I gave him a twenty-year mission, and that was to protect you! Yes! Unbelievable! Your Uncle Sherlock had been guarding you for twenty years! Remember when you were eight years old, you had to shout that you wanted your own horse, or did your Uncle Sherlock lead the little "Lisa" to you! That was a docile little white horse! Oh! She should be almost eighteen years old, so cute, every year you shouted for "Lisa" For your birthday, we have to hold a grand dinner party for you, and for this reason, I have made other nobles laugh at it for several years, but fortunately you have finally reached the age of sensibility.
It's amazing what happened to your Uncle Roald, too! Roald's father had been guarding me for forty years, and when he was seventy years old, I could not bear to let him follow me anymore, so I gave him a small estate to live out in his old age. Now, his child Roald has also inherited his duty, which is to protect my children, and in this way, we have passed on from generation to generation. In the near future, Roald's son will also protect your child. This kind of duty has become a tradition in their family, oh! I remember, Roald's son is only eight years old, perhaps, he needs to grow up a little bigger, I already plan to send little Roald to the royal capital to cultivate, let him take a samurai level and come back, this idea is good, I will go back to discuss it with Roald, perhaps, he will feel sorry for his son! Don't look at your Uncle Roald usually has a black charcoal face, his heart is very careful, the last time we went to the royal capital together, he still remembered to bring you all kinds of gifts!
Okay, now that you've got an explanation, you still have a lot of interesting stories about your Sherlock and Uncle Roald, and I'm afraid I'll be tired to death if I write them on paper, and I'll tell you them all secretly when I go back, don't tell them what I said!
Let's get down to business, of course I won't forget, it's your birthday in 20 days! If nothing else, I'll rush back before your birthday!
It's not easy to go back once, I'm thinking, should I do your birthday party and wedding party together, my dear daughter, you are about to get married, in my heart, you are still that little girl!
Forgive me for being so sentimental!
Your gentlemanly father, Baron Hajvi Yacker