"I'm going to rape you?" Qin Chuan's eyes widened, staring at Tang Bing incredulously: "Captain Tang, you are really drunk, I rely on it, your steering wheel will stabilize me, and I am going to drive to the flower platform!" ”

Tang Bing held the steering wheel with one hand and rotated.

"Squeak~~!" The police car slid sideways and collided directly with an Audi.

"Bang!"

Suddenly, Qin Chuan's drunkenness woke up most of the time.

Tang Bing shook his head, looked at the bulging front hood, and said with a smile: "It's okay, aren't you going to rape me?" Come on, I don't want to be a virgin today! ”

As he spoke, Tang Bing opened his arms directly towards Qin Chuan.

You must know that now Tang Bing has unbuttoned the three buttons, Qin Chuan stared at the scenery in front of him, his mouth wide open, and his saliva flowed.

Qin Chuan looked at Tang Bing like this and felt that she was too feminine!

But a middle-aged fat man in the Audi got out of the car, kicked on the door and said, "Uncle Cao, do you think you are great if you drive a police car?" ”

"I just bought a BMW A9! Just bumped into it? it! ”

I saw that his entire car door was cracked.

The fat man saw that no one came out of the police car.

He raised his fist, slammed the car door and said, "Come out for Lao Tzu!" ”

Tang Bing, who was sitting in the police car, suddenly opened his eyes and looked at the fat man outside the car window.

Kick on the car door.

"Bang!"

The car door was kicked out by him.

"Pounds!" The fat man's body was bounced to the ground by the car door.

The bridge of his nose collapsed in half, he stood up, covered his nostrils and said, "Oh, Lao Tzu's nostrils, you come out for Lao Tzu, I'm going to kill you!" ”

Tang Bing stumbled out and took out a pistol from his waist. Pointing at the fat man, he said, "You said you wanted to kill me?" ”

The fat man swallowed when he saw the swarthy muzzle.

But before he could react, a piercing sound pierced the night sky.

"Bang!"

The fat man stood in place, his legs trembling, and his trouser legs were already drenched with liquid.

A strong smell of urine came out.

I saw that his head, which had only a handful of hair left, was smoking.

He looked at the rickety muzzle of the gun, a wisp of smoke. Drifting away.

The fat man didn't say a word, poofed, and fell to his knees on the ground.

Staring at Tang Bing raised his hands, ignoring the nosebleeded nostrils, the corners of his mouth trembled: "Comrade policeman, it's my fault, my attraction is too great, I sucked your police car over, please have a lot of it." Spare your life! ”

Tang Bing raised the muzzle of the gun and blew it, then inserted the pistol into his waist, and said drunkly: "Pay attention next time." Don't bump into people! ”

"Lao Tzu is in a good mood today, let you go, there will be no such good thing next time, huh. What's wrong with my hood? ”

Qin Chuan saw the fat man who was already pale with fright, and couldn't bear to let Tang Bing, a drunk, torture him anymore.

Qin Chuan hurriedly smiled and said, "Officer Tang, this is what the police car looks like." You just changed cars, don't you know?

Tang Bing was drunk and didn't know the people in the southeast and northwest, her eyes rolled and said, "It seems to be really like this." ”

With that, she got into the police car again and drove in an S curve.

Qin Chuan wanted to open it, but people directly raised the pistol, what can you do?

Qin Chuan opened the window, and when he met someone, he yelled loudly and asked others to give way, Qin Chuan was also drunk, Tang Bing was drunk, he was completely crazy!

The police car finally returned to the outside of my cousin's villa.

Tang Bing staggered towards the villa.

Walking to the entrance of the villa, Tang Bing suddenly turned his head and said loudly: "Qin Chuan! ”

Qin Chuan hurriedly stood up and said, "Captain Tang, what do you have to say!" ”

Tang Bing yawned and said, "You used to bully me every time, and now I punish you......"

Saying that, Tang Bing burped, pointed at Qin Chuan and said: "Carry me, carry me in and sleep, oh, you still have to wash my feet, massage, undress, wash underwear, anyway, it's tiring work, you have to do it, hurry up, otherwise Lao Tzu will shoot you!" ”

Tang Bing raised his pistol and pointed it at Qin Chuan.

Qin Chuan clenched his fists and said, "Okay!" ”

Qin Chuan carried Tang Bing on his back and walked towards the villa, and as he walked, he gritted his teeth and said: "Tang Bing, I, Qin Chuan, swear to the sky, and I will drink with you in the future, I will be a turtle bastard!" ”

"Oh my God, it's still a person if you don't drink, this drunk is completely a brute!"

"Lao Tzu understands the reason why no man chases you!"

Suddenly, the muzzle of the gun was pointed at the back of Qin Chuan's head, and Tang Bing said in a daze: "You were scolding me just now?" ”

Qin Chuan shook his head vigorously: "No, absolutely not!" ”

Tang Bing waved the pistol around and said, "Don't worry, with me Tang Bing, no one dares to bully you, whoever dares to bully you, Lao Tzu will blow his head!" ”

Qin Chuan put Tang Bing on the sofa, breathed a long sigh of relief, and said loudly: "Cousin, Rourou, are you at home?" ”

But the villa was quiet.

But Tang Bing's muzzle was always aimed at Qin Chuan, which made Qin Chuan's heart furious.

Qin Chuan was about to reach out for the pistol and hide it for Tang Bing, but Tang Bing instantly said vigilantly: "What are you doing?" Robbing is the life of the police, you dare to hit me to rob the idea, be careful that I collapse you! ”

Qin Chuan hurriedly raised his hands and said, "No, no, aren't you going to wash your feet, I'll pour you foot washing water!" ”

Qin Chuan stood up and prepared to run away, as long as he got Tang Bing home, he could pat his ass and leave.

But as soon as Qin Chuan turned around, Tang Bing said in a deep voice: "Stop!" ”

Qin Chuan turned around, raised his hands and said, "Eldest sister, what are you going to do?" ”

Tang Bing opened his eyes and said, "Take off your clothes and pants for me!" ”

"What, you told me to take off my pants?" Qin Chuan's face changed.

Tang Bing's eyes aimed at the muzzle of the gun, aiming at Qin Chuan's Ding Ding and said, "If you don't take it off, hehe, then I'll fight...... Belch...... Blow up your birds! ”

"Goo-dong!" Qin Chuan hurriedly took off his clothes and pants, put on a pair of pants, covered the key parts with both hands and said, "Sister, can you take the robbery back?" ”

Tang Bing climbed on the sofa, made an aiming posture and said, "No, you have to take it off!" ”

"Do you want to take it off?"

Qin Chuan's face was pale, this Tang Bing was completely neurotic now, and Qin Chuan's brain was already messy.

To take it off or not to take it off?

Seeing that Tang Bing was about to pull the trigger, Qin Chuan hurriedly said, "Don't!" I'm off! ”

Qin Chuan instantly took off his pants and covered the shameful part with both hands.

"Hey, hey." At this moment, Tang Bing turned out to be like a naughty little girl, and said with a smile: "Take your hands away!" ”

Qin Chuan begged bitterly: "Eldest sister, Captain Tang, wake up, you are Tang Bing, I am Qin Chuan, do you know what you are doing?" ”

Tang Bing looked up at Qin Chuan and said, "I'm fighting birds!" ”

But just then, the door was pushed open.

Chu Rourou and Tang Bing, holding each other's shoulders, stumbled in.

As they entered the room, there was a strong smell of alcohol.

Xu Yingying looked at Qin Chuan who was bare-ass in the hall, pointed, squinted her eyes and said, "Hehe, Rourou, look, where are there two lumps of gold that are so big and round, glowing." ”

Chu Rourou burped, tilted her head and said, "Sister Yingying, that seems to be... It's an ass, right? ”

When Qin Chuan saw this scene, he looked helpless and screamed: "Heaven, earth, help!" ”

Qin Chuan never expected that the three women he lived with were all drunk.

And after these three get drunk, they are all insane.

Now Qin Chuan is going to break his eggs! (To be continued.) )