64. Eat tofu
In fact, he is not stupid and doesn't understand anything, he just doesn't want to understand, just like the master said, love and love are just a drag, it's a burden, and he has to spend time talking, it's too tiring.
It's better to put an end to all possibilities at once, and if you don't give others hope, no one will pester him.
But he ignored one thing, being single is the opportunity to give others expectations, if he had already had a partner, there would be fewer people to provoke him, but there will still be shameless people who insist on climbing into his bed.
Because Xiaobi was the first, he jumped from a disciple of Taiqing Palace under the Taiyi Sect to the youngest and most talented disciple of the Taiyi Sect, he became famous, and now the entire fairy world knows his name.
Taiyi Sect is the number one faction in the fairy world, and every move has attracted much attention, and every little thing is spreading, not to mention such a big thing.
Some ancient families and those who hold the idea of turning pheasants into phoenixes have enthusiastically joined the Taiyi Sect to hold a fairy world competition here, and also take a look at the newly appointed senior brothers.
Yuyin is very popular, and is arranged to see the door, and when he sees a person, he responds with a smile and is accepted into the guest room area.
As the first major faction, it is also full of pressure to receive so many guests at once, and the room is soon insufficient, and the disciples need to vacate a place, but these are still not enough compared to the pomp of the Young Emperor back then, and the pomp of the Young Emperor is getting bigger and bigger.
Because he had just taken over the position of senior brother, he was not very familiar with many things, so the head of the sect specially sent the previous senior brother Yuhua to give him a start.
After all, Yuhua has been a senior brother for a long time, a thousand years to be exact, or fifty years, when he was in power, he accidentally entered a spatial plane, the time inside was different from the outside, a thousand years later, and only fifty years inside, so his bone age is fifty years to be precise.
After he came out, his cultivation became more sophisticated, and he quickly crushed a group of colleagues, ranking first, and of course continued to be his senior brother, dealing with some miscellaneous matters for the door, and the power was carefully calculated to be one level greater than that of the elders, because he was the most likely person to become the head of the sect in the next session, so it was basically under one person, above ten thousand, and no one in the sect dared to offend.
Of course, the Taiyi Sect has been crisscrossing the immortal realm for tens of thousands of years, the previous elder, the previous elder accidentally lived to the present, it can be called an old antique, also called the Taishang elder, the ancestor, these people have not been born for too long, and they generally don't mess with them, and they won't be nosy, so this 'senior brother' can usually cover the sky with one hand.
The so-called greater the ability, the greater the responsibility, and if he doesn't do it well, he will accidentally arouse public anger and pull him down, that is, now there are many people who disagree with him and say bad things about him everywhere, and he is ignored by Yuyin because his behavior is too naïve.
It's like calling parents if you can't beat people, and it's too childish to say bad things about others everywhere if you're jealous.
Yuhua is introducing him to the people of the Loose Cultivation Alliance, most of these people are those who wanted to enter the Taiyi Sect back then but were rejected because the spiritual root was too poor, and now they want to come back and slap the face of the Taiyi Sect when they are famous.
There's no way, who calls the Taiyi Sect in the fairy world a big family, and basically the people who are rejected by the Taiyi Sect are like being sentenced to death, but there are always some grassroots boys who are unwilling, and they have worked hard for several years and finally mixed up their personal appearance.
When people have the ability, their hearts will also be ambitious, and it is also a great thing for several casual cultivators to become brothers and jointly create a casual cultivation alliance to give all the casual cultivators who have no home a home.
But now that they have the ability, it would be too much to want to slap Taiyizong's face, when Taiyizong didn't charge them, the first reason was that they were not angry, and the second was an obligation to collect them, and it was their duty not to collect them, Taiyizong didn't charge them a penny, why did they come back and slap Taiyizong's face?
I can't bear it!
Therefore, all the disciples of the Taiyi Sect sharpened their knives and prepared to fight back.
This fairy world competition is a good opportunity.
The Scattered Cultivation Alliance was jointly founded by seven ancestors, of course, they died a long time ago, and now they are taken over by their disciples and grandchildren, and there are a total of seven leaders in the current generation, each performing its own duties.
There are three major external leaders, and there are three major internal leaders, and one is in charge of the West Sea.
Interestingly, the Scattered Cultivation Alliance lives in the West Sea, located on a small island, surrounded by the sea, easy to defend and difficult to attack, and is a rare and good place.
"The one on the other side is Senior Sister Black Pearl, a famous poisonous rose in the Scattered Cultivation Alliance, and her mother is the Black Widow who is in charge of the seven people, you be careful, she seems to be interesting to you." Yuhua lowered her head and whispered to him.
"The big guy on the left is called Xiong Kai, he was abandoned by the demon clan, and the Scattered Cultivation Alliance does not care about his background, regardless of race, as long as he is a person who has no way out, he can join, so the real identity of this Xiong Kai is actually a spirit fox bear, known for his cunning, you seem to know?" Yuhua is not stupid, and when he saw the two greeting each other, he guessed that the relationship between the two was not shallow.
"When I was in the demon world, I had a few encounters." Isn't it the bear who was seduced by the hem of his trousers in the martial arts hall?
Later, Yuyin also had trouble going to him every day, and once he couldn't beat him, he would show his arms and legs, which was accurate and effective.
"See you again." He politely stepped forward to greet him.
Xiong Kai had lingering fears about him, especially the shameless methods, one after another, he turned his head and ignored Yuyin.
Yuyin raised his eyebrows and didn't care, he suffered too much in his hands, Xiong Kai had a shadow, and it seemed natural to have such an appearance.
"The last one is ......" Before he could finish his introduction, the man took the initiative to speak.
"It's called Hehuan, and it's the grandson of 'Uncle Tai'." He deliberately pronounced the word 'uncle' very seriously, and there may be some meaning in it, but unfortunately Yuyin didn't know what to ask.
"This uncle used to be an elder of my Taiyi Sect, but later betrayed the door and defected to the Scattered Cultivation Alliance." Yuhua took the initiative to tell him the reason.
Yuyin nodded, it turned out to be so.
"Inside, please!" He made a gesture and let several young masters of the Scattered Cultivation Alliance enter the guest hall.
The guest hall is divided into two rooms inside and outside the courtyard, because there are too many people, the ranking of seats is also different, the noble status is in the guest hall, the second noble is in the outer guest hall, and the courtyard is the seat of the disciples.
The most honorable is of course the seven deacons, this time three came, received by the head, their children are too different from the senior brothers of the Taiyi Sect according to their status, so they are received by Yuyin.
There is only one general leader, and the Scattered Cultivation Alliance is seven at once, if they all come, it is really unbearable, and these only three will be a little unable to deal with it.
He has no talent for diplomacy, and he still likes to fight and kill compared to this, and does some unethical things, and it is the first time to sit in the guest hall so seriously to entertain people.
Before he sat down, he was almost bent over by the heavy clothes on his body, because it was a serious scene, naturally he couldn't wear it casually, and a chopstick came out on his head, and there were two headbands on both sides of the jade crown full of tricks, and it was hung on the flowers and plants as soon as the wind blew, and he had to protect it in time, so that Xiao Wang Ba could blow him back again, it was not easy!
Because he was the master, he sat on the main seat, Yuhua sat next to him, and the others sat opposite him.
Although I came to participate in the big competition, I can't run in vain, drink, chatter, and talk about business.
As soon as a few people sat down, before Yuyin could speak, he felt that someone was teasing him with his foot under the table, and the foot was not wearing shoes and socks, and it went all the way up his trouser leg, and wanted to penetrate - between his legs, but he stopped it in time.
He pretended that the chopsticks had fallen off, and lowered his body to look, who was so sassy? Always seduces him.
He lifted the tablecloth and saw that everyone was sitting in shoes and socks, and the serious ones couldn't be more serious.
Yuhua is a standard gentleman's sitting posture, with his legs spread apart, the hem of his clothes without a trace of wrinkles, and neatly placed on his lap.
Xiong Kai is a rough man, he is still wearing animal skins on his feet, knotted with cumbersome techniques, and he can't take them off for a while, and Yuyin doesn't want to admit deep in his heart that a rough man slipped his shoes to seduce him.
Black Pearl put her legs together, trying her best to protect between her legs, after all, she wore little, and there was a piece of cloth on her body, or yarn, and Yuyin wanted to ask her a word when they first met.
"Senior sister, why don't you wear a belly pocket?" It will be small if you don't wear it.
But in the end, it was someone's private matter, and he was embarrassed to care, and he also wore a belly pocket for a while, and he didn't see much bigger.
The last one is Hehuan, after all, the surprise is that Hehuan's sitting posture is with Erlang's legs crossed, like a girl, Yuyin was surprised.
"Is this the kid?" Then he hurriedly shook his head, "People are talking about business seriously, and they seem to be more reliable than Xiong Kai, a rough man, it shouldn't be him." ”
He couldn't find the culprit, so he had to get up and continue to drink and talk about business.
"Brother Jade has a good amount of wine." He Huan stood up, holding a cup in his hand, "Brother Fool toasts you with a glass." ”
"You're polite, and my senior brother is not ordinary." Yuyin also stood up and toasted each other.
It's not just those kinds of business in the wine field, touting and touting!
Play to the death!
Praise until people get carried away and then shoot, one by one.
At this time, it's time to fight the amount of wine, there are three people in the family, and there are only two of them, Yuyin is still a novice, and this loss is big.
It didn't take long for Yuyin to be stunned, he sat on the stool, and from time to time someone harassed him from under the table, in order to fight wits and courage with that leg, he also spent a lot of thought.
People were having fun, and he looked depressed.
Tofu was eaten again.
This is a big loss!