Chapter 13: The Unknown Secrets of the Immortals
Fan Xiaomi, who was messy in the wind, was gray, and the other onlookers quickly dispersed, although they really wanted to laugh at this beautiful girl, and there were also some lustful people who had a hot head and a momentary lightheartedness, but no matter who it was, what ideas they had, no one dared to make a move, just now they all heard Mo Wu's words with their own ears, and even asked for marriage, this is already Mo Wu's woman, that is, the future young grandmother of the Mo family, if you offend her at this time...... In the future, you really can't mix in Qingshui Town, and even some surrounding towns don't step in.
Luo Xiaoyu helped Old Man Luo to thank Fan Xiaomi and his party, Luo Yun was also very embarrassed, it was all the trouble caused by their family to Fan Xiaomi and others, and Ao Bing was beaten.
Although Ao Bing stood up after standing up, except for his clothes being dirty, he didn't suffer any injuries at all!
It seems that the people here are really used to this kind of incident, or rather, they are used to seeing big scenes, and after a while, they will return to the original lively scene, and they should do business and buy goods as usual, as if the fight just now had never happened.
Fan Xiaomi refused Old Man Luo's warm banquet, and asked them to go back to the inn to rest first, although Luo Xiaoyu is no longer crying, his face is still a little gray, it seems that he was scared quite seriously just now.
Seeing off the three members of the Luo family, Fan Xiaomi turned around and swept the three guys in front of him and shrugged helplessly, pit goods! Absolutely purebred pit goods!
"Ao Bing! Aren't you called the little white dragon in the waves! How can it be so inferior! There is no ability to fight back at all! ”
Well? Fan Xiaomi was just about to criticize and educate Ao Bing, and was immediately stunned, this kid's figure flashed, and the clothes that were all dirty footprints before changed back to as white as new, I am obedient, is this a tide or a mystery?
Ao Bing stroked his hair, twisted and pinched a little embarrassed, and said, "I, I can't do anything with mortals...... I've been pulling your clothes in the back just now to tell you this......"
"......" Fan Xiaomi was a little speechless, when she scolded Mo Wu before, she felt someone dragging her behind her, and she scolded too fiercely at that time and didn't pay attention to these details...... What the hell is the setting if you can't do it with mortals?
The whole market is very lively, Fan Xiaomi really regrets not bringing a camera, otherwise he would have forwarded at least 100,000 to a circle of friends on Weibo or something! The streets and alleys are full of people, participating in various activities and competitions, there are taverns comparing couplets, and there are restaurants with a large amount of food...... I'll go! This is amazing, modern times have not played like this! There is a long queue at the door of the latrine, and the competition is farther than who pees?! This is the legendary "City will play?" ”
It's still a little angry when I think about it, I was very happy to watch so many fun and delicious food, but I blamed that Mo Wu for affecting my good mood.
Finally, under the guidance of the fat tour guide, he came to the most luxurious hotel in Qingshui Town-Wuren Restaurant, Fan Xiaomihe sneered, the owner of this hotel must love to eat moon cakes filled with five kernels.
To say that this decoration is not bad, in modern terms it is antique, but if you put it here, it is normal, after all, he can't decorate a circulating fountain or automatic induction window door.
Fan Xiaomi looked left and right, seeing that everything was fresh, and finally sat down on the second floor by the balcony, looking at the bustling crowd on the street downstairs, there was an inexplicable sense of security in his heart, maybe he hadn't seen much trouble a few days ago.
"Eat! Dine! ”
"You'll be quiet!"
The little white dragon shouted to eat while knocking on the table, and was frightened by Fan Xiaomi's shout, and looked aggrieved, how can this little white dragon know that he is hungry all day long, first he ate a whole chicken, and after entering the city, he didn't know where to get a big sugar cane, and he didn't know where to get a string of sugar gourds on the way just now, and now he is hungry...... She is also about 1.6 meters tall, although her cheeks are a little small, she is fat but her body is a thin mess! Where did all the food go? If you don't grow meat, forget it! I didn't see any growth in my heart!
"Hey officer, what do you want to eat?"
Xiao Er walked over with a towel draped over his shoulder, with a smile like a spring breeze.
Fan Xiaomi glared at the little white dragon who wanted to shout and order, and looked at the menu on the opposite wall, which was the menu of this era. "Don't speak! I'll do something. ”
"That, big lamb kidney, steamed sea bass, braised yam, winter melon and white fungus soup......"
Listening to the name of the dish ordered by Fan Xiaomi, Xiao Er couldn't help but be a little stunned, Xiao Er, who has been a little second for so many years, knows how to order food, and what she ordered is all to nourish the kidney and strengthen the yang...... Xiao Er said secretly, such a beautiful little girl...... Then he turned his head and looked at Ao Bing and the fat man sitting opposite, and made up some strange pictures in his mind, just as Ao Bing and the fat man raised their heads and looked at Xiao Er again, showing a harmonious smile, Xiao Er's firm eyes nodded to them, and stretched out his thumb with a look of "I understand".
Fan Xiaomi looked at them and frowned, as a modern person, she will always see some meat jokes on the Internet intentionally or unintentionally, how could she not understand this kind of stalk, and patted the table with cold eyebrows.
"Look at what! What a laugh! I didn't want any of the ones I just ordered! Give me a copy of the rest! ”
"Huh?" Xiao Er was stunned, this restaurant has hundreds of cuisines.
Looking at the shopkeeper stunned, Fan Xiaomi thought of a sentence often said in the TV series, that is, if there is any good wine and good food, I will serve it to me, and I will move it all as it is: "Ah what!" Get out! Just bring me the best food! ”
"Go!"
Fan Xiaomi shouted so loudly that the little second fart ran downstairs in fright, and the guests at the table next to him were all stunned to look at this side, but when they saw Fan Xiaomi's "killing" gaze, they immediately turned back and ate their own food honestly.
While waiting for the dishes, Ao Bing roughly explained his problems. It turns out that the mana of the gods is limited, and each immortal has a unique limit, such as the Erlang Zhenjun he knows, he can't touch water, and it is said that he can't even take a bath and can only use mana to clean it, and he also used this mana to clean his clothes just now. The god of the Stove King can't see fire, the Antarctic Immortal can't eat, Lei Gong can't talk to women, except for the electric mother, and he Ao Bing can't do anything with mortals.
After listening to this, Fan Xiaomi was stunned, what the hell is this strange setting? She has read various versions of Journey to the West, and even the most bullshitty talk in Journey to the West is not so, right? Both? So what will Monkey King be?
"By the way, Little White Dragon, you are also an immortal, do you have any restrictions?" Fan Xiaomi looked at the little white dragon with a restless face, anxiously waiting for food.
"I don't know."
"......" is like this as a fairy, it is not as useful as the horse in the original Journey to the West, Fan Xiaoxiao is really tired: "Okay, when I didn't ask." ”
Soon there were fourteen dishes, the table was full, chicken, duck and fish were all available, looking at it was very appetizing, instinctively touched his pocket and wanted to take a photo with his mobile phone to send a circle, but of course there was no more, or he was not very suitable for ancient life, and Ao Bing and the fat man had not moved the chopsticks, the little white dragon had already quickly swept the food on the table, and then Fan Xiaomi was also feasting.
Nonsense! If you don't eat it, it's gone!
……
"Huh? Young Master Mo Wen, are you back? ”
"Wen Shao! Hello! ”
"You're so majestic, we can see that you just flew back with a cloud."
"Young Master Mo Wen is so handsome!"
"Welcome back Young Master Mo Wen!"
There were a lot of people gathered near the city gate again, but this time it was not to see the excitement, but to welcome the second young master of the Mo family, Mo Wen, who went to the "Xianshan Sect" to practice and return home to pay respects, although he and his brother Mo Wu looked no different, but their personalities were diametrically opposite, gentle and elegant, polite, and courteous to anyone, from the officials and nobles to the beggars on the street, they were very respected and loved by everyone.
"Thank you very much for your love, Xiaosheng deserves it." As he spoke, Mo Wenzuo bowed to everyone, and then everyone's applause became even more enthusiastic.
"Yes, there are thieves!"
Suddenly, a shrill female voice pierced the sky, and then all eyes turned to the woman in her forties.
"My purse has been stolen!"
"I saw she stole it!"
The woman shouted anxiously, and suddenly a young man shouted to a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl next to her, and the girl ran away as soon as she saw that her deeds were lost, and she was very fast, and she was about to catch up with Liu Xiang, but no matter how fast it was, Mo Wen, who had always liked to help others, naturally would not ignore this kind of thing when he came back.
"This girl, please stay!" To say that Mo Wen's soft-spoken tone is really not suitable for catching thieves, it is like reciting poetry, and there is no intimidation at all.
The girl escaped from the round-up of everyone like a loach, and just ran downstairs at Wuren Restaurant, the ghost of Mo Wen appeared in front of her and grabbed her shoulder.
"Don't run away, girl, if you have any difficulties, you can tell me, please return the money bag to the woman."
Mo Wen's face was elegant, and he spoke softly without a trace of sharpness, but just like that, the thief girl suddenly pulled off half of the clothes on her left shoulder and shouted.
"Help! Indecent!! ”――
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