Fu Zhao finished binding the printed incident report, turned a page and stared at the text, sighing unconsciously with a melancholy expression.

At ten o'clock in the morning on weekdays, he has learned a series of office skills that are lazy and distracted.

This heavy book is the list of fugitives from Raven Harbor Prison compiled by Sherlock, Loki took advantage of the chaos to escape after breaking the prison system, plus Comrade Jack, who has died, just enough.

Jack......

Fu Zhao sighed again when he thought of this: "It's not easy to find a partner who destroyed the miè world together, but he died so soon?" I'm so unlucky that God is unfair......"

"It is precisely because God is fair that the criminal will get the fate he deserves, and there is one bullet left for us." Sherlock was sitting in a leather chair, interjecting in a relaxed tone.

Fu Zhao next to the printer turned his head hatefully: "I didn't kill him!" I didn't mean to......"

The momentum of the last sentence has weakened significantly.

With the advantage of "never being remembered", Jack escaped from the brewery before Sherlock personally appeared to direct the siege, broke his ribs and fell and injured his leg, and the injuries were also controlled to the extent that they could be healed in "a few months of rest".

――As long as you don't get patted by Fu Zhao with a hand full of excitement and urgency.

And after Fu Zhao accidentally injured the criminal, he still looked sad and incredulous, put the other party on the ground and desperately shook the dead body: "Brother, brother, what's wrong with you!" ”

So...... After a detailed autopsy, the medical examiner added two more items to the report: a skull fracture and a comminuted fracture of the cervical vertebrae.

City residents have said that Jack, who committed a serious crime, has been punished, and only Wuliangye is saddened.

Of course, Sherlock's malicious taunts are indispensable.

"I read your investigation report to find out how difficult it is for Jack...... The company went bankrupt to develop D3 just to be remembered for its evil, and even its own brewery closed down due to poor management. Fu Zhao lowered his eyes and closed Wen Jiàn, as if closing Jack's coffin.

Sherlock's office has been renovated, with well-organized windows and a new swivel chair for his assistant in the corner of his desk.

Fu Zhao walked to his place and sat down and solemnly opened a notebook, put the sorted text aside, looked up and looked around for a pen, and then took the one that Sherlock didn't use.

"What are you writing about?" Sherlock couldn't figure out why someone who couldn't sit still at all would honestly pick up the pen and lean over to look at it.

Anyway, it's also his assistant, so he doesn't know what big conspiracy is brewing in the future.

Fu Zhao generously erected the hard-shell notebook, revealing a line on the title page - "Those things that a top villain with a lot of fashion value must know." ”

The manual, simply called "The Need for Top Villains", constantly records the knowledge of the destruction of the world that he has learned, and he has been writing it since before he came to this world, but after he was reborn, he compiled another one, which is extremely important to Fu Zhao.

To be a top villain is to be perfect in every way, and there must be no negligence!

For example, swearing, scolding and scolding are all pawns who will receive a bento for one minute after appearing!

Another example is bullying the old and weak, and it will definitely lose popularity quickly because it is not enthusiastic and confrontational!

…… In short, in this "Top Villain Instructions", which is divided into several parts, the opening chapter directly copied the "Code of Conduct for Primary and Secondary School Students".

However, he can add charm by dyeing his hair and tattoos, and he can also customize some middle and second lines to hang on his lips to improve his personal recognition.

For example, what should I do if I just bought ice cream and didn't eat it on the ground?

"--It's not me who is wrong! It's the world, woo woo woo pick it up, you should still be able to eat it......"

Fu Zhao firmly believes that Jack's tragic death was because he stepped on the Coke can he threw around, violating the rule of "no littering", so the villain god is punishing him.

So use a pen to draw a heavy line under the bar to remind yourself to strictly follow the rules.

Sherlock glanced at the note and silently returned to his seat, mourning the time he had wasted on that glance.

Fu Zhao played with the pen and explained seriously: "Don't underestimate it, this is my brainchild's work, and it will definitely come in handy." ”

Sherlock silently raised his hand and covered his ears before he said the first word, so as not to be disturbed by his thoughts: "I have no ability to fill my mind with ideas that destroy the world...... I knew I wouldn't have left you in the first place. ”

"Aren't you crazy to let me do chores, it has nothing to do with ability." Fu Zhao accurately pointed out the hidden truth, and after thinking about it, he wrote new content in the back of the notebook.

Sherlock had lost interest in inquiry, his grey eyes flickering as if he hadn't heard anything......

That's when Black Widow pushed the door in, dressed in a casual dress and a delicate handbag, apparently having just arrived at headquarters.

"Sorry to interrupt your conversation, I'm here to file the report on the Raven Harbor incident, are you ready?"

Sherlock cupped his forehead: "Miss Natasha, if you have eyes...... No, there is no need to have long eyes, any conscious person knows that I don't get along with him! Since I went to work today, I put on an expression of attending the funeral and said to me that Jack, who died tragically for more than an hour, and his expression in action was also quite negative......"

"Anyway, the organization has received elite education, don't call me useless! Don't forget that in the morning, I will help you print the text. Fu Zhao immediately retorted and handed the bound documents to Black Widow.

Sherlock had the demeanor of a boss, and showed a cold smile that he deservedly appeared: "That's the task you have to complete, sir with a success rate of less than 1%." ”

As a top villain, you must maintain your dignity!

Fu Zhao put down the pen and jumped up to move his hands and feet, posing as a big fight: "Although you seem to have a name called 'the super brain of the Security Bureau'...... But no matter how good a person is, there must be something he is not good at! At least one thing, you're definitely inferior to me! ”

Sherlock didn't get up, and looked up slightly: "Fighting skills?" Maybe I wasn't good enough to be a field officer, but I also trained boxing and fencing as a hobby...... Forget it, you name it. ”

Fu Zhao curled the corners of his mouth and smiled sinisterly, leaned in front of Natasha and asked, "Sister Widow, lend me your bag." ”

The black widow's curled eyelashes stirred slightly, and she handed the thing to him, calmly watching with interest.

Fu Zhao pulled the zipper of the bag all the way to the end and placed the contents on the desk.

Foundation, lipstick, sunscreen, mascara brush......

The eyeliner was taken out as an end, Fu Zhao pushed the bottles and cans in front of Sherlock, and flicked his hair defiantly: "Come on, come on, you explain the usage and order of these things, and by the way, from now on, I will definitely treat you as a gin boss to complete all orders!" Oh...... Sister widow, your lipstick is a high imitation, throw it away as soon as possible. ”

Sherlock: "......"

The office is in an eerie silence, and the so-called superbrain occasionally crashes.

And in the world, of course, there are things that he is not good at.

Until Black Widow took the materials and left, Sherlock maintained a rigid and frustrated expression, as if he had just been baptized by a storm.

Fu Zhao's eyes were covered by bangs, his whole body was wrapped in black low pressure, his shoulders trembled and his laughter was evil: "Hmph, hey, hey, hey, hey......"

Sherlock sat upright in his seat, recovering from his stupor: "...... Write a paper on the identification of traces of different types of lip gloss. ”

"What? I? Fu Zhao, who laughed until his muscles twitched, pointed at himself in disbelief, "No, I still have to revise the "Top Villain Notice", this kind of thing is not complicated, and I have mastered it after more than ten years of miscellaneous work. ”

"The cosmetics industry belongs to metaphysics and cannot be applied to common sense." Sherlock explained solemnly, blinking his left eye, "Well, I'll admit I'm not good at that. ”

Fu Zhao scratched the back of his head in embarrassment, and muttered in a low voice: "I thought you were very proud, but I didn't expect to ask others to do things......"

Sherlock looked at him a lot: "Because it may be applied to solving crimes, and it has nothing to do with personality." ”

"I didn't expect the experience of helping Belmode buy things to come in handy, I will definitely become a top villain!" Fu Zhao picked up a new stack of paper, pondered the traces of how to put the pen down, and the tip of the pen rubbed against the paper to make a swishing sound.

It's the same househusband's job, but the application is also an improvement in solving crimes, right?

"Only the case excites me." Sherlock glanced in the direction of the paper and solemnly reminded, "Wait, what I need is to distinguish the traces of different lip glosses, not how to identify the authenticity of the goods in the online store." ”

Fu Zhao stopped his pen and crossed out the two lines and rewrote: "I know, I know...... Also, Natasha told me yesterday that when there are no cases, the special team does not have to clock in and out every day, and the activities are completely free, so can I not come in the afternoon? ”

"After I finish writing, whatever you want, I spend most of my time here waiting for the case to happen, and I haven't stopped for years." Sherlock turned his head to look at the quiet screen, and the computer in front of him was always on standby, alerting him whenever something happened.

Fu Zhao felt that it made sense to replace that sentence with "pray for the case to happen", but it was ......

"How many years? I remember that you seem to have come into this world a long time ago, older than most people. Fu Zhao quickly sorted out his thoughts, listed on the paper what should be useful to solve the case, and looked up to try to find the gray hair in his hairline, "Won't you be too old?" ”

Sherlock didn't look back, leaving a well-defined side face and a calm tone: "When the members of the task force were summoned to the present world, they were given the task of destroying the bad guys, and as long as the mission continues, no matter how long it takes, they will always remain the same as when they first arrived...... Time means nothing to you and me. ”

Fu Zhao was close to immortality in another way, and continued to work in high spirits, and the "Top Villain Instructions" at hand was blown by the wind.

Because his attention was not there, he didn't see the rare worry in Sherlock's eyes.