3. Comic couple three
"Life with You" is a celebrity husband and wife variety show, with a total of three groups of couples, the purpose of which is to let celebrity couples show off their love and travel while making money - the above content is all told by Huo Chen.
Then in line with the words of the male god is the criterion, the girl Bao Zi has no doubts at all, eating, drinking, playing and showing affection, she will still be able to.
However, Miss Bao Zi still has questions: "Is this variety show for me by my agent?" ”
Huo Chen: "(-_-)"
"What kind of eyes ( ̄^ ̄)ゞ are you?"
"First of all, I took this variety show. Secondly, you don't have an agent at all. ”
.........: "Huo Yingdi, are you discriminating against me, an eighteenth-tier actress?"
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The day before the shooting, Huo Chen was inseparable from Bao Zi, and his two deep eyes kept staring at Bao Zi, feeling like an idiot.
Huo Chen's fiery eyes naturally made Bao Zi feel that with her identity as a little dirty girl of that generation, she naturally knew very well what Huo Chen's guy wanted to do to her before the filming started.
#男神早已不在, he's just a big pervert [manual goodbye]. #
#现在的我已经不是当初的那个我了TAT. #
#当初的我语言污, I'm polluting QAQ everywhere now. #
Huo Chen does have the idea of dying with his wife tonight, because the filming of the show is a month, and if he doesn't have his own private space in this month, then he won't have to suffocate.
#很显然, Huo Yingdi is too much. #
In the evening, Huo Chen used the beauty trick in the thirty-six tricks again, because he found that using this trick to deal with his wife was simply tried and tested ( ̄▽ ̄).
However, what he didn't expect was that this time the beauty plan actually failed, he really didn't have the slightest defense, the failure came so suddenly, his mermaid line abs or something didn't play any role, Huo Chen was really unwilling and unconvinced.
#恩爱的大床说塌就塌了( ̄^ ̄)ゞ. #
#朕有小情xù了. #
#朕不高兴了. #
#朕需要人来哄一哄. #
Tsundere Huo Chen went online, turned over and looked uneasy. Bao Zi hurriedly hugged Huo Chen's back and gave his male god a back kill (crossed out): "We have to reserve the body for tomorrow's shooting." ”
“( ̄^ ̄)ゞ”
"......... "Who can tell me how to coax my tsundere husband ( ̄Д ̄)-?
"It's been four days."
"Huh?"
"We haven't been in touch with the couple for four days (*'へ′*)."
“…… Or, once. ”
“——”
Huo Chen, who got his wife's approval, excitedly pressed Bao Zi under him and had a full meal before the variety show shooting. Originally, it was really only done once, but when the couple took a bath together, they accidentally went off the fire, and the ambiguous and fiery voice in the bathroom played a love song on this night.
"Huo... Huo Chen, hmm... Uh-huh, say okay... Good once, well... Slow... Slow down. ”
In the bathroom, Bao Zi's slender legs hooked Huo Chen's waist, and the two were inseparable from each other.
"Mrs. Mei is in front, and she can't help but control her husband."
"........." hooligans.
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The next morning, before dawn, the film crew came to the door of Huo Chen's house and rang the doorbell.
The couple on the king-shaped bed in the master bedroom: "........."
Silkworm Baby No. 1 moved: "Who is it in the morning?" ”
Silkworm Baby No. 2 stretched: "It is estimated that it is the film crew, my wife can get up, I will open the door first." ”
Silkworm Baby No. 1: "I can't get up, it's too difficult, I love this big bed deeply." ”
Silkworm Baby No. 2 slapped Silkworm Baby No. 1's buttocks: "Hurry up." ”
“……… Oh. ”QAQ。
………………
The couple was completely in a state of not waking up, and the two of them helped each other to open the door against the head of the chicken coop, and then they were confused.
#天啦噜, how can there be so many people Σ(-д-lll). #
#天啦噜, there is already a camera pointed at us Σ(-д-lll). #
#我影帝的形象还在吗(-_-)? #
#我影帝老婆的形象还有吗(-_-). #
#都不在了. #
"Hello Mr. Huo, Mrs. Huo, we are the Jiangcheng Satellite TV "Life with You" program group, and we are about to leave in an hour."
"Please come in, we'll do our best."
Time was pressing, and the couple, who were still sleepwalking just now, immediately hurried to the bathroom as if they were keeping up with clockwork.
When the cameraman followed up, he happened to photograph the couple's uniform movements as they brushed their teeth.
Toothbrush: Brush up, brush down, brush left, brush right.
Pick up the tooth cup and rinse your mouth.
Spit it out.
"Baozi, your mouthwash spilled on my face."
"Oh."
“………”
"Wash it off for me."
"Don't you have a hand of your own?"
"........." is, my wife wants to show affection, and she doesn't cooperate with QAQ at all.
………………
Twenty minutes had passed since I had brushed my teeth, washed my face and changed my clothes, and the couple looked at each other - what about breakfast?
Bao Zi puffed out his cheeks, no, his head can be broken and bleeding can be shed, and breakfast can't be eaten: "There is still time, I'll go buy some breakfast." ”
"I'll go."
"No, I'll go, I'm afraid you won't be able to come back as soon as you go out."
Huo Chen: "........."
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After the couple finished eating steamed buns, fritters and soy milk, they finally embarked on their filming journey.
Not long after getting into the car, the couple fell asleep with their heads on their heads.
Videographer: "........."
Along the way, the cameraman only photographed the sleeping faces of the couple.
#本摄像师的摄影技术全被这两人毁掉了. #
#宝宝心里苦, the baby doesn't say. #
#真正的大师总是寂寞的. #
Fortunately, Huo Chen and Bao Zi were asleep the whole time, otherwise, they would only sing a song: the eighteen bends of the mountain road here, and the nine links of the waterway here.
Listening to Huo Chen, recording this show is to show affection by the way, so Bao Zi naturally thinks that what they want to go to must be a scenic tourist resort.
As a result, when he woke up, Bao Zi hurriedly woke up Huo Chen beside him: "Huo Chen, wake up quickly." ”
"What's wrong?"
"We've been abducted into a ravine."
"Huh?"
Videographer: "........."
After Huo Chen woke up, he was also confused: "Didn't you say that you came to the ravine at the beginning?" ”
"If you come, you will be safe, I have calmed down."
"Baozi, can you please face your heart (-_-)?"
Bao Zi: "Hey, there is no signal on my mobile phone, how should I live!! ”
Huo Chen: "........."
Videographer: "........."
Accompanying staff: "........."