On weekends when you don't go to work, life changes from a cop movie to a sitcom, and possibly a comedy genre. ｀｀し

Lin Chen wanted to get up early, but he didn't pay attention when he got up, and accidentally woke up the captain of the torture team in the process of stuffing the pillow into the arms of the torture team.

At that time, he was still in the posture of bending down and pinching the corner of the pillow, and the torturer probably felt that the touch was wrong, and opened his eyes in an instant, and directly grabbed him.

They looked at each other, and the scene was very awkward for a while.

"I ...... Would like to go and make you breakfast. Lin Chen pointed to the closed doorway and said solemnly.

"That's not what you said before you went to bed yesterday."

The torturer hugged the pillow, and the royal blue blanket was draped around his waist, revealing his strong chest and muscular knotted arms. Speaking of which, the torturer even had a little whiter skin than him, sleeping on the dark royal blue satin sheets, quite cute, coupled with those wet green eyes, he looked very aggrieved.

Lin Chen was almost stiff, but he settled down, stabilized his breath, and said seriously: "Captain Torture, you can just listen to what a man says when he is confused." ”

He pinched Lian's ears to appease.

"Am I not good at technology?" The convict turned over and sat up, insisting on asking the question to the end.

"Good."

"Were you unwell yesterday?"

"It's very comfortable." Lin Chen replied truthfully.

"I said I was going to do it again this morning, why did I sneak away!"

Lin Chen let out a long sigh and sat down on the edge of the bed: "Because it's too comfortable, I feel that my physical strength is not good, and my legs are very weak now." ”

The torturer even grabbed his waist, and when he heard this answer, he was slightly skeptical: "Really? ”

"Really." Lin Chen nodded.

When it was too late, the torturer let go of him and swooped back to the other side of the plank bed.

"What's wrong?" Lin Chen asked.

"Advisor Lin, hurry up, I'm afraid that I won't be able to control myself when I get out of my beast." The torturer slapped the bed and gritted his teeth, looking very restrained.

Lin Chen watched him act as soon as he got up in the morning, which was very cute. So he sat on the edge of the bed, his legs folded, his fingertips gently rubbing the sheets, but he didn't leave.

"Why...... Still not leaving? The torturer frowned and asked as he pretended to be in pain.

Lin Chen didn't speak, from the bottom to the top, he began to unbutton the home clothes he had just put on.

The curtains were still drawn, and the dim light was ambiguous and floating, outlining the handsome face of the torturer.

Lin Chen leaned down, grabbed his back, and gently bit his shoulder.

The torturer laughed sullenly: "I'll rub it, I won't go in." ”

"Good ......"

But since it's a sitcom, after he says the word "good", he will definitely be interrupted by something.

Sure enough, at this time, there was a tearing cry from the living room.

Lin Chen turned over and sat up on the torture company, gasping for breath.

The latter was more direct and said coldly: "I'm going to kill him?" ”

Lin Chen almost suffered a cardiac arrest, stroked his forehead and said, "Take some sweat medicine and be stunned casually, right?" ”

However, the dynasty apparently would not give them the opportunity to discuss in depth what exactly should be used.

"Boss, Boss, Brother Chen! Xiao Wang is gone! ”

The young man banged on the door and shouted at the door of their bedroom.

……

"Is that what you say?"

About a minute and thirty seconds later, they stood by the window of the riverside side of the living room, and the torturer asked Wang Dynasty coldly.

The screen window was torn through a big hole, and the bitten light blue plastic yarn was swaying in the wind, and on the air-conditioning chassis in the lower left corner outside the broken screen window, Comrade Xiao Wang was fearless, lazily basking in the sun.

Inside, Wang Chao was sweating profusely, and he might have to kneel down and beg for mercy within three seconds: "I...... I...... I was so nervous about Xiao Wang's safety just now! ”

"Huh?" Lin Chen stood against the wall with his arms crossed, and he rarely helped.

"Brother Ah Chen, Mingjian, I got up and saw such a big hole, I was afraid that Xiao Wang would accidentally fall into the river and die, as we all know......"

Before he finished speaking, the orange cat sleeping lazily on the air-conditioning chassis woke up slowly.

Every hair of it was shiny, it got up and shook its hair, twisted its fat body, stretched its paws forward to put it on the window edge, and then kicked its hind legs, swished through the hole, and landed firmly on the floor, the shape of the dynasty is simply the best mockery of the dynasty.

"Snort." The torturer burst out laughing.

Wang Chao's face was flushed, and he grabbed the waist of the orange cat and shouted: "I fought with you!" ”

And then......

Xiao Wang's front paws shook, and the cat's paws shook the dynasty, and the young man was slapped in the face.

This time, even Lin Chen couldn't help laughing.

Wang Chao covered his face in shock, staring at Xiao Wang's figure slowly walking away, completely unable to believe what he had suffered.

The young man pointed to the cat, and then to the side of his face.

"It hits me!"

"Hit you as you should."

The connection between the torturers and slaves is very smooth.

Wang Chao covered his chest, very hurt, and looked like he was about to run away from home.

Lin Chen took a step forward and blocked the dynasty's escape route, and the young man almost sat on the ground.

The torturer even kicked the ass of the dynasty.

"Stop acting." Lin Chen said, "You can't escape." ”

"You join forces against one of me!" Wang Chao was extremely sad, "I really love cats." ”

Lin Chen continued to lean back against the wall and glanced at the convict: "I heard Zhang Xiaolong say that the bureau has been short of manpower to sort out the old paper files recently. ”

"yes, a lot of people have to work overtime on weekends."

"It's so hard."

"Indeed."

"Is there an extra person willing to help, or is it a computer whiz, should improve efficiency?"

"That's natural, as a colleague in the police department, I should lend a hand."

When they said this, they all looked at the dynasty in unison.

"This is my first weekend off in twenty days!" Dynasty indignant.

"You love cats, you don't need to take a vacation." Lin Chen said.

"Get out!" The criminal conglian made a concluding statement.

……

Although Xiao Wang's loss was just a false alarm, it ended with Comrade Wang Chao working overtime for 48 hours.

But then Lin Chen checked on the Internet, and the plastic screen was easy to be bitten open by cats, which was their mistake.

The morning that had been disturbed by the dynasty could not continue, Lin Chen and Xing Conglian changed their clothes, closed the doors and windows of the house, went out to eat breakfast casually, and went straight to the shop that sold doors and windows in the decoration market.

Of course, the clerk suggested that all the doors and windows in the house be replaced, and gave a very frightening offer.

There are too many doors and windows in the house, and they have calculated the price, which is a bit unnecessary.

The criminal conglian searched for the tutorial of self-made cat protection nets on the Internet, and Lin Chen and he got together to study it, and felt that it seemed to be more secure than replacing all the screens.

So they ignored the clerk's disdainful eyes, turned their heads and went out, ran to the hardware area, and bought a lot of materials according to the size.

In the afternoon, the other party arranged the delivery.

Lin Chen looked at the large pile of barbed wire in the yard, and then at the captain of the criminal police who had changed into a I-shirt and was ready to do a big job, and gave up the idea of wanting to help.

"Advisor Lin, you rest, everything is with me!"

The convict stood in the sun, stepping on the barbed wire with one foot, and said excitedly.

He has broad shoulders and a graceful muscle, which is even more pleasing to the eye in the sun.

Lin Chen swept him from head to toe, turned his head to the kitchen to make a cup of tea, took a random idle book, lay down under the parasol, and motioned for the torturer to take care of himself.

The captain of the crime team has rich experience in survival in the wild, and equipment repair is not a problem, and the family reserves are complete.

Lin Chen watched as he moved out of the cellar of the secret door of the gazebo with a large pile of tools that might or might not be used, and continued to drink tea.

Probably because the movement of the torture company was too big, from the moment he started cutting, Xiao Wang, who had been sleeping on the cherry blossom tree in the yard, was suddenly awakened.

The orange cat, who slept unknowingly, rubbed a few times among the pink cherry blossoms, his eyes were blank, and his body was not very stable.

Lin Chen put down the teacup and walked under the tree, and Xiao Wang jumped down very cooperatively, hitting him in the chest like a cannonball.

Ten oranges and nine fatties really lived up to their reputation, and Lin Chen took a few steps back before he could catch the cat.

"Are you alright?" Not far away, the conscientious captain of the torture team also took the time to care.

Lin Chen waved at him, pinched Xiao Wang's neck, sat back under the parasol, and yawned.

On his lap is a cat, tea is at hand, and not far away is his lover, who is dressed "revealing".

The sun is warm and the cherry blossoms are sweet.

Taking the book purely as a pretence, Lin Chen was drowsy, so he really fell asleep.

It wasn't a long-term sleep.

At least Lin Chen felt that he was probably awakened by something after closing his eyes.

There are no barbs on the tongue, and the touch is flexible, which is obviously not Xiao Wang.

Lin Chen smiled and hooked the neck of the person who came, without opening his eyes.

The other party struggled and said, "Let go, let go, I want to work." ”

Lin Chen opened his eyes.

The torturer's face was very close to him, the white overalls were soaked with sweat, so thin that it was transparent, and the tips of their noses were against each other, and their breath was entangled.

Lin Chen rubbed his calf with his foot, wrapped his other hand around his waist, lifted his overalls vest little by little, and said seriously: "I'm here for work." 166 Reading Network