Dragons and phoenixes are often mentioned together, what dragons and phoenixes are auspicious, dragons fly and phoenixes dance, few people know that they are both partners and natural enemies.

As the first dragon in heaven and earth, the ancestral dragon is unconvinced, and as the first phoenix in heaven and earth, the phoenix and the phoenix are also unconvinced.

So they often secretly compare, compared to treasures, more than cultivation, better looking at whom, and more popular than whom.

Finally one day, the three of them couldn't bear it anymore and asked a place where the birds didn't poop.

The sky and the earth fell apart, the sun and the moon were gone, Zulong was only one person, although he was not inferior to the two, but the cooperation was too harmonious, and he gradually fell behind, but it didn't matter, he couldn't beat the two and caught one of them.

Jin Feng finally got angry, "We obviously have two people, why only hit me?" ”

Zulong has the right to speak at this point, "You always hit me in the face, who do I hit if I don't hit you?" ”

They didn't agree with each other, and they did it again, in the end, they were the first to be born in heaven and earth, and you didn't tell the winner or loser after you went back and forth for half a month, but you played out your feelings, and 'flirted and scolded' every day.

"My day, you're still slapping your face."

"You didn't show mercy either." Almost dug out his 'bird's nest'.

The two of them fought like this, and this fight was another few months, and finally the three of them were tired and lay down and said cruel words.

"Don't be complacent, sooner or later we will defeat you." Jin Huang doesn't like to talk, people are more shy, and it is usually Jin Feng who speaks.

Zu Long was not to be outdone, "I'll wait, I'm afraid you won't dare to come." ”

These two seemingly casual words, just like the sea oath and mountain alliance, were taken to heart by the two of them, why are there only two of them, because Jin Huang is not interested.

Zu Long secretly practiced martial arts, ready to make a splash and defeat that kid.

Jin Feng also worked hard unexpectedly, preparing to hit Zu Long by surprise.

However, the sky was unsatisfactory, and Jin Feng suddenly felt pregnant and gave birth to a fat child.

As soon as the news spread, Zu Long was stunned, "What about the 'sea oath alliance' that you said and 'fight side by side' together?" ”

He gritted his teeth, "No, this kid has been born, and I will give birth too." ”

But there are two people in the family, and he is only one person, how can he be born?

Don't worry, since ancient times, masters are hermaphrodites, such as gods, gods have no gender, demons have no difference between yin and yang, and demons have no male and female, this is well-founded, such as this heaven and earth, heaven and earth have black and white, there is yin and yang in the world, black and white are unknown, yin and yang are not divided into a whole, and there is no one less this world is incomplete, so the characters at the top of time are not divided into men and women.

As the first dragon in heaven and earth, he is still quite special in the end, and he answered the Tao early, regardless of male and female.

The two of them are alive, he is a life, and he is unspeakably sad, but in order to compare that kid, everything is worth it.

Zu Long secretly gave birth to a big fat son, and was about to take it out to show off, when Jin Feng's kid gave birth to another one.

Zulong is completely blinded, and it's endless?

It's already so hard to give birth to one, and you still have to give birth? The pregnancy is painful for ten months, and the waist with a big belly can't bend down, does that kid think it's fun?

No matter what, Jin Feng gave birth, and he gritted his teeth and gave birth to another one.

Who knows that it didn't take long for that guy to give birth to another one.

Zu Long's feet softened, and he almost fainted, "There are two people, I am only one person, I still can't give birth to him in the end, or I will admit defeat!" ”

Then he shook his head again, the pride in his bones did not allow him to admit defeat, you must know that whether it is fighting for cultivation or fighting for appearance, he is the first, and he can't lose to others when he has a child.

He secretly gave birth to six more, and this time he really couldn't give birth.

Who knew that Jin Feng's kid was really endless, and gave birth to quintuplets in one go.

"......" really can't do this.

Zu Long hugged the baby and was anxious, "It seems that he really lost to him"

He doesn't dare to regenerate, he will collapse if he regenerates, you must know that there are two people, conceived together, he has only one person, and no one provides a beep, so he naturally can't fight others.

"Forget it, let you win a game!" Zu Long, who lost the baby, was very sad, "If it weren't for the lack of objects, would you be able to win me?" ”

Yes, isn't he the object of less?

Zu Long thought about it carefully and decided to find a few other parties, but he was relatively thin-skinned, and he didn't leave Jin Feng in ten sentences, so no one wanted him in the end.

He was sad, and then remembered that since he could get pregnant himself, let alone others, in fact, there was no need to beep to have a child, it was enough to have sperm and blood.

He decided to sprinkle his seed on the earth and attach the essence and blood to the footprints, and whoever stepped on it would become pregnant.

Unfortunately, many people were recruited, and people, beasts, birds, and even pigs were recruited.

The son born to the pig is called the dragon pig, the son born to the rabbit is called the dragon rabbit, and the son born to the turtle is called the dragon turtle, just like that, he has many sons at once, far more than the golden phoenix.

He secretly looked for someone to spread the news, so everyone in the world knew that the dragon was naturally lewd, and even pigs were not spared, but this was not the point, the point was that Jin Feng received the news.

It's a bolt from the blue!

He was originally more serious than Zulong over the years, but he really liked Zulong, but he didn't expect to see him for a few years, that guy has dozens of babies, God is pitiful, they don't have a chance.

In fact, Zu Long was very disappointed, but he had long known that the phoenix and the phoenix were a pair, so he didn't dare to touch it, and he kept it in his heart.

After playing for so many years, it's time to let go, both of them have this idea, after all, they are not children, children can play soy sauce, and they are more than a dozen children.

The two made an appointment to fight for the first time, Jin Feng didn't bring Jin Huang, and Zu Long didn't bring ...... He was originally a bachelor, so he didn't need to bring anything.

X sat on the ground and talked about it, but later found out that it was too stupid to become a bench.

Zu Long decided to tell the truth, "You sit down, I have something to tell you." ”

Jin Feng wanted to sit down, but he was the first to 'accept', so he had to hold the shelf, "You sit down." ”

"Then I'll sit down." Zu Long sat beside him unceremoniously.

"Sit down a little longer, I have something to tell you. （→_→）”

"Oh. (←_←) "Zu Long moved his buttocks, a little shy.

"Come here a little longer, can you hear it from sitting so far away?"

"Oh (#-.-)" Zu Long finally sat down in the middle, the two of them leg to leg.

This time, Jin Feng was finally satisfied, "Recently, my body suddenly felt unwell, and I felt pregnant ......"

"What?" Before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by the Dragon Emperor, "Pregnant by feeling?" Wasn't it born with the Golden Phoenix? ”

Jin Feng punched him, "Where do you want to go, Jin Huang and I are brothers and sisters, and they came out of an egg, how could they have a baby with her?" Don't slander my sister's reputation, she's going to marry in the future. ”

"I see." Zu Long finally smiled.

"It's you, I haven't appeared for a few years, and you have more than a dozen babies, and a few fathers, all of whom are so anxious."

Zu Long smiled even more happily, "Actually, I was also pregnant by feeling, and accidentally gave birth to more than a dozen babies, and those babies were born to me alone." He was embarrassed to say that he was jealous, and he even had a baby.

"Really?"

"Really." Zu Long corrected, "Those eldest ones are not my own. ”

"Well, I can barely believe you." After a pause, Jin Feng continued, "Hey, why don't you do it yet?" ”

"Ah, what hands?"

"Stupid, you don't touch me."

Touched! Touched! Touched!

It's too late!!!!!!!