Yu Shengyi held his chin in his hand and looked at the pile of books in front of him.

"Brother, I never thought that you had anything else in your mind besides the program, and now it seems that even if you come from an alien, you need to fall in love."

Yu Bongji sat in front of the computer, looking at the dense white letters on a pitch-black screen, with a cold face, "Get out, I'm working." ”

"Work, work, and work, and you don't want the person you like to throw into your arms? You're like this, I'm afraid that people are really married and have children, and you're still working here, don't you want to live with the computer for the rest of your life? ”

"Yu Shengyi, I didn't expect you to be such a vulgar person."

"Haha, but I've had 21 boyfriends, and each of them is still thinking about marrying me, and the person who can bring me down hasn't appeared yet."

"Look at your swagger, do you want me to strangle you?"

Yu Shengyi turned off the computer screen, sat on the table in front of him, and picked up the book in his hand, "Love strategy?" 、? Scheming? 、? A thousand and one romances? 、? Women's action language?, are these much more difficult than your BL language? You can read binary, but you can never grasp a woman's heart, the more you want to get close to her, the farther away she is, the more you want her to know your true heart, she is afraid of you, women, is the most unreasonable and disordered animal on this earth. ”

Woo Bong Ji still looked at her with a disdainful look, his hands crossed in front of his chest.

"Actually, you have a quality that all women are fascinated by." She held out her fingers and solemnly addressed him in front of him.

Yu Bong Ji raised an eyebrow and motioned to continue.

"That's bad."

"Do you want me to beat you up again?"

"Don't blow your beard and stare at your eyes, men are not bad and women are not loved, your bad is attractive, your mystery, your deep coldness, your empty eyes, your uninhibitedness, and your cold-bloodedness, you are indifferent to the whole world, when a woman finds that you also have a burning passion, she will definitely burn herself more fully, and when the time comes, she will give up the whole world because of you."

Yu Shengyi leaned forward, holding his chin with his hand, his eyes were more determined, "I know what you want, but unfortunately I am the only one in this world who knows your goodness, you don't know how fascinating you are, if it weren't for my sister, I would have had—hum." ”

"Got it, got it." Yu Bong-ji, pushing her hand away.

Yu Shengyi picked up the mobile phone on his desk, "Sister-in-law is really good-looking!" ”

Cut, where is this? Woo Bong wanted to reach out and snatch the phone back, but she raised her arm higher, "If you want her to belong only to you, you have to be obedient." ”

Yu Bongji pinched his fingers and rattled, feeling very unhappy, when will it be his turn for this quirky little guy to point fingers?

"She's so beautiful that even women don't hate jealousy, it's really rare, brother, you found your cover."

Look for kicks.

"She is so gentle and lovely, and her voice is as gentle as water, and it is very beautiful. Her eyes are clear, she must be a kind and lovely person, her smile is a little cloudy and clear, she must not be worldly, she is a girl who does not want or want, her eyes are a little lonely and melancholy, she is a modern version of the little dragon girl, obviously a sentimental and dedicated person. ”

Woo Bong Ji looked at her with an incredible look.

"Also, there is some stupidity in intelligence, some stubbornness in well-behaved, some stubbornness in generosity, some sexiness in freshness, boldness in shyness, and some enchantment in cuteness...... Ah, I'm in love with her. ”

Woo Bong-ji's eyes were blinking.

"Haha, I found out, do you want to hold her in your arms?"

Woobong tried his best to hide his blush, covering his face with a large hand. Haha, where is this like the cold-blooded and boring beast Yu Bongji on weekdays?

"First, you must show your sincerity. Second, to love her is to love her in all her aspects, including her strengths and weaknesses, family, friends, and her past. Third, love needs to be expressed and giving. Now your priority is to make him see you, and you need a valid reason to be in the same world as her. ”

Pretending to know everything, Yu Bong Ji pouted.

"Brother, I'm tired, I'm going to sleep." Her hands were on his shoulders.

"Brother, you carry me." She was coquettish and shook his shoulder.

He got up and bent down with his back to her, and she jumped up and lay on his back, smiling beautifully.

"Brother, it's the most handsome, charming and best brother."

There was also a happy smile on his grim face.

"Oops, I ordered tiramisu at the "Russian style" house across the street, brother, brother, I forgot to take it. ”

"Less."