38. Funny couple thirty-eight

Bao Zi, who felt that he had a pound of pork on his body, had already made up his mind to lose weight - as a promising new star in the advertising industry, how could he let a small piece of meat hinder his own development path╮(╯▽╰)╭.

However, as a generation of otaku girls, she really wants to ask: is there a quick way to lose weight without going out to exercise.

#让肉自己挥发掉吧. #

Regarding Bao Zi's almost whimsical idea, Huo Chen has his own idea, he said: "Of course there is. ”

"Really(☆_☆)?"

Then I saw my husband drifting into the bedroom on the second floor with an inexplicable look.

“………”

#给我来一大包去污粉. #

#不要以为这几天你没有工作就可以乱来. #

#哪怕是年轻人也要注意一点. #

#诶呀妈呀, my waist is still sore. #

"Why do you have to lose weight, you're not fat."

"You don't understand, you don't understand how much that squeak left a deep wound in my heart."

“…… That's the wedding dress is small. ”

"Are you going to lie to yourself like that?"

"........." Huo Chen touched the bridge of his nose and didn't say a word, but what he thought in his heart was that his wife had a little bit of meat, and it was much more comfortable to hold.

In order to lose weight, Bao Zi had to say goodbey with the remaining box and a half of snacks, and when Huo Chen transferred these snacks to others, Bao Erwu even revealed a kind of - you are going to break the root of my life-. But who can you blame for the weight you want to lose? In addition, Huo Chen responds to some of the stupid buns' not too excessive requirements - for example, Bao Zi felt that he would not be able to persist in losing weight alone, so Huo Chen naturally sacrificed his life to accompany the gentleman, and he exercised anyway.

There is an area in the villa that Huo Chen usually uses for exercise, and there are treadmills and everything, so a good figure needs perseverance to exercise. One of the couple was doing pull-ups and the other was ordered to run on a treadmill.

Although it feels really good to have someone with you, Bao Er's heart is still roaring and shouting at the moment-

#卧槽.........#

#霍琛你锻炼就给我好好锻炼. #

#脱上衣是几个意思? #

#居然还流汗. #

#尼玛好帅好性感→_→. #

These are actually the norm when Huo Chen usually exercises, but for a lazy bun who refuses to exercise, she has always refused to enter such places. So one day when I enter this room and see such a scene, the dirty bun is always like this, and I am not unguarded and seduced by my own brain.

Bao Zi struggled exhaustively on the treadmill, a kind of physical and inner torment that ordinary people can't understand.

#自己实在是太没有出息了. #

#脑公一脱衣服. #

#本包子就丢了魂魄. #

#想象一下自家脑公有啤酒肚的样子→_→. #

#画面太美, don't dare to make up for it, let's run. #

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In the days when the two stupid couples didn't have to catch up with the announcement in the past few days (mainly Huo Chen), they were tired of being together and implementing weight loss actions. Several times when she couldn't control the evil spirit in her body that was going to overwhelm her husband, she would make up for a male god with a beer belly, and then ...... Well...... Reason triumphs over defilement=v=.

Although Bao Zi has gained a lot of fans with his unique stupid temperament, once a person is a little famous, there will be black fans at the same time.

A post broke out on the Internet - how did an eighteenth-tier actress hook up with an actor if she wanted acting skills but no acting skills and no figure.

The landlord wrote: In the past month, a well-known actor and his wife participated in a husband and wife reality show, and the director and wife, especially the actor's wife, became famous, heh, it really is, it's just a person who wants to become popular with a man, I really don't know what's good, eighteen lines, no acting skills, not enough height, not good IQ, what do you think of a well-known actor, is it okay to find a wife to keep your eyes open? There are many good girls.

Although no name was named, anyone with a discerning eye could see who this post was aimed at.

First floor: Landlord, I don't like to hear what you say, I conclude that you are Huo Chen's true fan, no, you are a brain-dead fan, but please be closer to the idol's work and stay away from the idol's life, can you? To put it mildly, who do your when people marry, don't worry about salty radishes all day long.

Second floor: I think people are very good, and she has been on the eighteenth line to show that she has not accepted some unspoken rules of the entertainment industry, I think they are in pretty good shape, and they have been without makeup when filming shows, dare to ask the landlord Do you dare to remove makeup?

Third floor: Don't be idle and have nothing to do, you are too lenient.

Fourth floor: I think what the landlord said makes sense.

Fifth floor: Is the good girl talking about the landlord yourself? Then I just want to ask, do you want face?

………………

N Building: From the show, you can see that the two of them are very happy, and the most precious thing in life is to meet someone who can join hands for a lifetime, and look at the cynical appearance of the landlord, which is really ridiculous, pitiful, and sad.

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This post is very hot, although everyone's opinions are different, but the vast majority of people still oppose what the landlord said.

When the two stupid couples saw this post, Huo Chen's face turned black for a moment.

The party is quite calm, or her focus is wrong: "Look at it, the audience and friends can see that I am not in good shape." ”

Huo Chen: "........."

#满腔怒火顷刻间被压下了. #

#脑婆, please pay attention to this incident. #

#这件事是身材的问题吗? #

Clicking the mouse to continue looking down, Bao Zi: "I really didn't expect that there are so many people who support me =v=." ”

#真的是人间处处有真情. #

#人间处处有真爱啊. #

"Baozi, aren't you angry?"

"Why should I be angry with someone I don't have to do."

“………”

#ohno#

#我老婆居然是传说中的圣母. #

#(⊙ω⊙)#

"But that doesn't mean I don't fight back."

“………”

Bao Erwu really thinks so, a stranger's evaluation of you really doesn't need to care, because strangers don't understand you, so what she evaluates is unfounded empty words, because of a stranger and affect the mood is really undeserved, not to mention that she is in the exercise room because she admires her husband's beauty, and now she is in an extremely rippling time.

However, she felt that this post really wronged her - she was eighteen-line, blame her?

So, Bao Erwu chose to stay up all night and found a strong evidence for himself to fight back - that is, the pictures of her lying corpse or background board in major TV series and movies.

She edited the footage into a video, accompanied it to upbeat music, and uploaded it to Weibo.

Baozi loves to buy bags: I know the Staniravsky system, but I .........-die-too early, and I don't have the opportunity to show this kind of system [tsundere face]

Click on the video, you can see that Baozi has been a professional corpse for 50 years. Mass graves, battlefields, morgues, crime scenes, etc., where there are corpses, there is her. As for the background board, the boiling water maid, the palace maid of the Huanyi Bureau, etc.

Warm Sunshine: Hahahahahahaha

If life is only as first seen: red and fiery in a trance, you are the best corpse I have ever seen haha.

Shanshan rolling: No, I'm laughing to death, Baozi, you are also a person who has acted in many dramas.

………………

The pants fell off: You scheming bun, you actually blackened yourself, your death with ten thousand arrows piercing my heart scared me to death hahahahahaha.

Huo Chen originally wanted to accompany his wife, but was rejected by Bao Er, she said that if there is anything, you will laugh at me tomorrow, what I want to do tonight is what you have always dreamed of, so, you are welcome to read my Weibo tomorrow morning.

Then, early the next morning, after Huo Chen glanced at his wife, who was still asleep, he decisively picked up his mobile phone and swiped Weibo. After putting on headphones and watching the video-

#忍不住了. #

#噗哈哈哈哈哈哈哈. #

#脑婆, I really didn't expect .........#

#所有死的方式都被你承包了. #

The Eighth Route Army who died in battle, the maid who was murdered and knew too much, the suicide death such as hanging and jumping into the river and cutting his wrists, the death of a crane by mistake, the death of a car, and the death of illness were all →_→.

Although it was very unkind, Huo Chen felt that he was really going to die of laughter now.

He reposted the Weibo of the second package of goods-

Film and television actor Huo Chen: Thank God for being healthy and alive when I met you. Also, you're in good shape =v=.

Red bean rice: Hello pit wife.

At all: Tut-tut, this love show.

There is a way to go in heaven: Huo Yingdi, we can see that your wife is good everywhere hahaha, you husband and wife are in great shape.

A few years later: Hahahahaha, both of you husband and wife are powerful, especially your wife, the moment she died was really three points hahahaha.

Lunar Eclipse and Solar Eclipse: My favorite is the part where your wife was injured by a dark arrow and vomited blood to death, and her face is full of drama - I'm just a passerby, male second, can you wear reading glasses when you throw darts, are you just killing innocents like this 2333333333.

………………

Tianzhi agent Gu Ziyan: The acting skills are good, it is better to let your wife sign in with me.

Film and television actor Huo Chen replied to @Tianzhi agent Gu Ziyan: You can consider it.

………………

At around eleven o'clock, Bao Zi finally woke up, she opened her mobile phone and boarded Weibo-

#我都已经 - died - so miserably. #

#有那么好笑吗? #

#TAT#

Because of this Weibo, Bao Erxiang was inexplicably rated as the most deadly actress by the audience and friends. And that post also showed a one-sided phenomenon, and even in the end, the landlord didn't even have the courage to come out and snort.

#论网友们的伟大力量. #

But Bao Zi, who had solved the incident, didn't seem to be much happier, because her husband kept asking her to - die - one to show him QAQ.

The consequence of proving his acting skills is to become Huo Chen's pistachio.

"Hahaha, I watched this video of yours once and laughed once."

“………”

#马勒戈壁#

#所以说我干嘛因为别人的诋毁而有所反击. #

#还不如做一个安安静静的圣母呢!!! #

#别笑了啊混蛋阿琛( ̄^ ̄)ゞ. #