"If you don't take me, in case a hacker hacks the entire control system, you, what, what, do it!"

Wang Chao sat with his arms crossed, crossed Erlang's legs, and pretended to be calm to warn them, but the corners of the young man's drooping mouth betrayed him.

At this moment, they are sitting in the revolving restaurant of the Grand View Hotel.

In a rare case, he set the restaurant with the highest per capita price in the entire city, in order to announce this cruel fact to the dynasty.

However, the captain himself will not admit defeat verbally because he spent money.

"Comrade Dynasty." The torturer knocked on the table, "The hacker who can hack the control system of the entire ship is right in front of me."

"Boss, you rarely praise me like that!"

"That's why why would I take someone as dangerous as you to threaten the lives of tourists."

"You're insulting my personality!"

"Have you done less illegal things?"

"Brother Ah Chen, you say!"

Lin Chen had been silently tasting the pudding on his plate, and the flames of war had finally burned on him.

On one side is a young man who is puffed out as if he has been abandoned, and on the other hand, he looks at him like a certain gentleman with raised eyebrows.

Lin Chen put down the silver spoon and said tentatively: "Otherwise...... You two go? ”

It all started a week ago.

One night, while watching TV, Xing Conglian excitedly turned up the volume of the TV, pointed to a TV commercial for a trip around the Atlantic and said, "How about we go on our honeymoon?" ”

In the advertisement, the luxury cruise ship rows out the blue sea, and a row of romantic words is written in flowers, "Darwin will go to the world with you on your dream trip".

Lin Chen thought about it for a while, he seemed to casually say something "It looks pretty good", so he didn't take it to heart, after all, how could they have a 35-day vacation to go on a dream trip around the world.

But......

There are no absolutes, in short, before getting off work today, the leave application was approved, and tomorrow will be on the ship, and the dynasty ......

It is clear that the Prisoner Company will not buy a ticket for the dynasty.

At first, Mr. Xing probably felt guilty, so he decided on the best restaurant and was ready to give the young man a meal

But if the dynasty will retreat as a condition for negotiation, it will not be called a dynasty.

After the meal, the criminal conglian announced the bad news, and the dynasty directly laid out all the possible consequences of not taking him on the trip.

Then, the conversation just took place.

Lin Chen had a headache.

But the Punishment Conglian was determined to live a free life without children, so the dynasty's protests did not play any role at all.

In fact, Lin Chen didn't care about whether he took the dynasty or not, but Xing Conglian's words finally convinced him.

"What does it mean to bring a dynasty?"

"What?"

"It means that you know what's going on in the world, that anyone can find you at any time, that you don't have a vacation at all!"

Later, Lin Chen was thinking, even if the cruise ship doesn't bring a dynasty, if someone really looks for you, you can always find it......

But for the tiredness of a "middle-aged man" who has been with children for more than ten years, Lin Chen expressed sympathy and understanding, so he chose to shut up.

Then they went on board with their passports.

When he really sat on the balcony of the cabin and looked at the yellow port water, Lin Chen still had a feeling of magical realism, he was really going on vacation?

Incredible......

When he turned around, he was already lying on the bed on all fours, and gave a long □□.

Seeing that he was watching, the convict Lian propped up his head and patted the empty seat beside him, his eyes full of smiles.

Lin Chen lay on the bed with the back of his head in the crook of his arm, and closed his eyes.

"That's sleeping?" The torturer was stunned.

"Otherwise, do 丨 love"

“……”

Lin Chen smiled and yawned, but didn't open his eyes.

"I'm okay with that, why don't you start now?"

The torturer kissed him as he spoke.

If this is not a magical realist story, then Lin Chen will definitely say, "It seems inappropriate to prostitute yourself in the daytime."

But because they only brought their passports on board, they didn't have much else to do except do something inappropriate.

Lin Chen turned over and hugged the neck of the torturer, far and near was the vast sea, and he didn't even have to pull the curtains.

"I have a strange premonition." Lin Chen put his hand on the back of the torture company.

"But don't say it."

"Okay."

"What else can you say?"

"Say husband, I love you."

The torturer's nasal voice was wet, and he kissed his ear.

Lin Chen smiled.

……

When I woke up, the ship had already set sail and I didn't know where it was.

Outside the balcony, the sound of waves crashing against the hull of the ship could be heard, and the stars in the sky shone brightly.

Lin Chen vaguely remembered that the boarding instructions said that there was a fixed escape drill when setting sail at 17:00, and he sat up from the bed suddenly, rubbing his forehead, feeling that something was wrong.

There was lubricant at the head of the bed, and the surroundings were quite messy, and Lin Chen had only one question in his mind, why was there still lubricant in the suite?

What is this feeling of being on a thief ship?

The torturer came out of the bathroom wrapped in a bath towel, sat down on the edge of the bed, and asked very thoughtfully, "Are you uncomfortable?" ”

"Did we miss the drill?" Lin Chen asked.

"Forehead......," the convict Lian was silent, "It is impossible for this kind of large cruise ship to have an accident, and now is not the era of the Titanic." ”

"Safety is important." Lin Chen said, "And cruise ships have this rule, we need to abide by it." ”

"Actually......"

"Huh?"

"You put on your clothes first, and I'll take you to an escape drill."

“……”

It's the middle of winter, and it's at sea, and the deck of the cruise ship should be colder than expected.

Because they didn't prepare any luggage at all, Lin Chen was about to put on a bathrobe on top of his coat before leaving the room, but he was stopped by the torturer Lian with a look that wanted to speak.

"Why do I think you're hiding something from me?"

"No, I'm actually guilty."

As he spoke, the convict pulled him out of the door, brought him into the elevator, and pressed down to the floor.

"Guilty of what?"

"I think I seem to be very rich......"

"And then?"

"And then you don't remember it, I'm so guilty."

He shook the hand of the Torture Servant, the elevator door opened, and the shopping street on the Darwin appeared in front of them.

The crystal chandeliers overhead are bright, the crowds are rubbing shoulders, the parties are being held further away, and the laughter of young people makes the whole boat lively in the street market.

"It's been a long time since I said the words 'I swipe the card', and I almost forgot that Lao Tzu is a rich man!" Xing Conglian looked at the street and sighed.

Lin Chen felt that his chest was trembling with the surrounding electric sound, but when he turned his head, he saw that Xing Conglian's expression was idle and relaxed, as if he was very suitable for the current scene of drunkenness, and he also sighed.

In fact, after thinking about it, he has lived with the other party for so long, and he has never felt half uncomfortable.

said that it was a co-production, but in fact, it should be that the criminal congregation even accommodated him a lot.

A waiter handed over a cocktail, and Lin Chen casually handed the wine to the criminal servant.

"Don't you feel ten years younger?" The torturer took half a sip, hugged him with a smile, and leaned close to his ear and shouted.

"My experience when I was younger may not be the same as when you were younger."

Xing Conglian was laughing at first, but when he walked into a men's clothing store and the surroundings suddenly fell silent, he thought that something was wrong: "When I was young...... Not quite the same? Are you saying I'm old? ”

Lin Chen shook his head: "I'm not this kind of person. ”

Anyway, Lin Chen didn't even swipe the card, so he casually took a down jacket and went to check out.

Standing in front of the counter, Lin Chen handed out the boat card, and when he looked out the window, he unexpectedly saw a familiar figure.

He thought he was dazzled, but the cap and black sweatshirt, and the face that Lao Tzu was really witty and 100% witty, who was it if it wasn't a dynasty?

Why do you see dynasties here?

The convict stood aside and looked at him, and Lin Chen hurriedly took half a step forward, subconsciously blocking his gaze looking at the street.

If he had a mobile phone now, then he would have secretly sent a text message to the dynasty to ask if the other party knew how to write dead words.

But he didn't have a cell phone.

Because Xing Conglian made it clear that Honey Moon is a focused emotional journey between two adults after they fall in love, focusing on adult entertainment activities, and prohibiting all distractions.

So they really got on the boat with one passport per person, and Lin Chen began to regret his hasty decision.

After leaving the men's clothing store, Lin Chen has been uneasy.

On the one hand, he was afraid that the dynasty would suddenly rush up and be splashed with blood, and on the other hand, he felt that he should be honest about what he had seen.

He pondered for a moment, and when he came back to his senses, he was already standing with the Torture Company in a clearing at the highest point on the top deck.

All but the surrounding lights on the ground were dark, and the night sky was bright with stars and a cold sea breeze.

The sound of laughter in the heated swimming pool downstairs was faintly heard, and there were teenagers exercising on the basketball court on the other side in the distance.

But where they stood was so quiet that they could even hear their heartbeats.

Lin Chen wrapped his down jacket tightly, pointed to where they were standing, and then looked at the torture company.

"Escape drills." The face of the prisoner was very close to him, and he could faintly see the other party's mossy green eyes, "When the shipwreck happened, this was our meeting place. ”

"What do you mean?"

"It means that according to the level of the room card, there will be a helicopter to pick us up at that time......" The criminal conglian was very ashamed, "all evil." ”

Lin Chen looked up at the night sky and took a deep breath of the cold sea breeze.

"If the helicopter is too late, there is another escape pod, but ......," the convict paused, "but if something happens, we will probably have to go last." ”

He said with regret.

Lin Chen stretched out his hands and hugged him: "Torture from the company." ”

"We're here for you."

"Don't just set up a flag."

"Okay."

"It's my personality to set up a flag."

"Then what's my personality?" The torturer Lian also hugged him with both hands.

But because both of them wore quite thick down jackets, it was a little difficult to hold.

"Your character ......" Lin Chen looked up at him, "is to smile and say, there should be a kiss here." ”

The author has something to say: I want to go on a long trip, and I wanted to secretly have a more enjoyable time, but I found that this cruise line couldn't finish a chapter, and I had a desperate face.

So, if you finish writing on the way, you will ask a friend to help you change it, and if you can't finish writing, you will have to wait for more than ten days, sorry.

There is also a new article, and it will start uploading when I come back.

I'm sorry it's the heroine's text.,I want to talk about romance...... Maybe not very in a relationship either?

It's probably about the father-daughter relationship, dreams, and the story of life growth, and the relationship with mathematics is actually not particularly big.

This is a whimsical essay, and I wasn't in the writing plan, but I felt that I should write a story like this at my age, and no matter how old I am, I might not be able to write it.

I also sporadically saw some readers say something disgusted by this, but the reason why I chose Jinjiang at the beginning was because I could write my favorite themes and stories at will within the scope of the rules.

Well, after thinking about it, there is nothing to be afraid of.

Because it's a story I love, and I hope you can enjoy it.

If it's a new article, the webpage clicks on the author's name, and the app can be seen by clicking on the author's column in the upper right corner, so I won't say much here, but I still have to sincerely ask for a pre-collection! 166 Reading Network