25. Two big jokes

Shang Xianqin thought of a lot of ways to get back the money and weapons that had been stored earlier due to brain pumping from Hanjiang Sanse, but because she couldn't beat him, and her strength and intelligence were not at the same level, she didn't dare to start rashly.

However, Shang Xianqin, whose heart is bigger than the sea, thinks that what is the hurry, no matter how powerful that man is, he will always lose in his own hands, it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, and it is enough for a woman to take revenge for one year!

So she occasionally pretends to be a grandson, and with the help of the protection of the first god in the whole server, she fills up the fat man, and upgrades with peace of mind.

Hanjiang Tricolor was obviously a competent master, and took Shang Xianqin to the depths of Yunbing the first moment she stepped into the dungeon map.

This is undoubtedly a copy in the Ice Zone, with a level limit of 20 or more, and there are many people around the teleportation NPC. There were high-level players who brought them over, and there were also low-level players who teamed up, of course, when the combination of Shang Xianqin and Hanjiang Tricolor appeared in everyone's sight, the door in the depths of Yunbing suddenly fell silent.

This kind of silence is so eerie, it's like a creature standing behind them that is invisible to the naked eye and accidentally appears, which always makes people feel creepy.

Besides, it's a game, and it's up to the programmer to be happy if you want to have some scary creatures that are invisible to the naked eye......

Shang Xianqin touched her chin and burst out of a sentence: "It must be that you wear a face towel with too high a resolution, I recommend that you don't bring a face towel next time." ”

"What do you bring?" Hanjiang Sanse asked.

Shang Xianqin thought about it for a while, and was really powerless, so he replied sincerely: "It's the thing with eyes and nose that Senior Brother brought when he was studying poison." ”

What's that?

Shang Xianqin didn't know it, but Hanjiang Sanse knew, wasn't that a gas mask!

Again, it's not playing Resident Evil!

"Why don't you let Sao Baohuo use medical silicone to make a personal mask?" Hanjiang Sanse replied expressionlessly.

The people and the masks are the merchants who know that in their rivers and lakes, the process of making the skins and masks is more bloody and violent, and the famous and decent people disdain to use it. However, the so-called medical silicone in Hanjiang Sanse's mouth, she didn't know what it was.

So he waved his hand and said righteously: "We wait for the swordsman to walk the rivers and lakes by relying on Haoran righteousness, and I disdain to use such despicable means and props." ”

Hanjiang Sanse was stunned for a moment, and suddenly thought that he had lived here for two years, and gradually departed from his previous life and thinking mode. Obviously, the little girl in front of her was thinking too much.

He was not in a hurry to explain, and only smiled heavily: "Be a person who can impersonate you? Sao Baohuo will not refuse. ”

Shang Xianqin continued to think about the bloody violence of people's skins and masks, and replied heartbrokenly: "You can't keep bullying me because I'm cute!" ”

Han Jiang Sanse pressed his ears, he always heard something terrible here in Shang Xianqin.

But she was half right, she couldn't bully her, she just hadn't turned on the battle mode yet.

As the two of them were talking, a familiar figure appeared in front of them, with long black and silky hair, Shang Xianqin immediately skimmed Hanjiang Sanse and ran over: "Glutinous rice cake!" ”

Glutinous rice cake looked back and smiled: "What a coincidence." ”

The glutinous rice cake is upgraded very quickly, and when Hanjiang Sanse is still taking Shang Xian to understand the life perception game, she is working hard to do tasks and fight monsters.

"Together, right?" Shang Xianqin warmly invited, and then looked back at the three colors of Hanjiang.

Hanjiang Sanse is not the kind of person who can't walk when he sees a beautiful woman, he said that he just brought Shang Xianqin over to know the way of the copy, as for the thing of fighting monsters, she still has to rely on herself, after all, it is too unqualified to let a full-level god abuse the little monster of the twentieth level copy.

The two little girls walked happily to the NPC holding hands, and a series of bystander's eyes came from the surrounding area, all of them suspecting that this was not going according to the script at all.

【Map】Trench Coat Decision: I seem to see that Jiang Shen was abandoned?

【Map】Miss Dream: Congratulations to the two female guests for holding hands!

【Map】Floating Life: Fathers, please bring one from the depths of the cloud ice.

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Shang Xianqin's cognition of the profession, except for the explanation in the guide, does not have an in-depth understanding. Even because she comes with a plug-in and has the blessing of Thunderbolt all the way, she doesn't know the rules for bringing milk to enter the dungeon.

In her mind, there is no problem that cannot be solved, and there is no blame that cannot be blown up.

However, Hanjiang Sanse actually made it very clear, he was only responsible for recognizing the way, and was not ready to help.

"Do you want to make a picture screen?" Glutinous rice cake asked thoughtfully.

Shang Xianqin's deepest impression of the picture screen is that her senior brother's poison and medicine maniac, as for any treatment and assistance, it has nothing to do with her!

So he confidently replied: "No, let's go!" ”

The two girls took the waterproof beads and entered the gate of the depths of the cloud disease on the teleportation money that handed over the NPC, and the Hanjiang three-color inner WTF: Did she forget to set up a picture screen? Didn't she know that in the depths of the cloud disease, this place full of water, the thunderbolt could not play any role?

If yes...... He can see if Shang Xianqin, who has been smooth sailing since he crossed over to the game, will become a meal for deep-sea fish this time.

Suddenly a little bit of schadenfreude......

The depths of the cloud ice are a sea, so you have to go to the NPC to pay for the waterproof beads, and with the waterproof beads to avoid the water, you can walk freely in the depths of the cloud ice.

Shang Xianqin, who was in the dungeon with his friends, obviously forgot about the Hanjiang Tricolor who was following behind him.

"Little Nuomi, you upgrade so fast!" Shang Xianqin looked at her level, and glanced at Hanjiang Sanse with a look of disdain, Look at the people who are not upgraded like great gods, what do you want?

Hanjiang Sanse pretended not to see it......

"It's much faster to team up with others on the road and fight monsters together." Glutinous rice cake's voice was soft, "I heard that you almost blew up a mountain last night?" ”

Shang Xianqin thought about his pioneering feat, and said in surprise: "You know all this?" ”

"Everyone knows," Glutinous Rice Cake replied softly, "You can go and watch the game count when you get out of the game warehouse, so it has long been spread." ”

She didn't know what the game warehouse was, but she was obviously not a person who cared about other people's eyes, and there were a few colorful ice fish swimming in front of her, without any aggression.

This place is like the underwater world, which opens her eyes before before, and it is easy to go to the sky and enter the earth that the ancients could not do.

To go on a killing spree in this beautiful environment really made her a little psychologically burdened.

So he turned his head and asked Hanjiang Sanse uncertainly: "If water overcomes fire, thunderbolts can't be used, right?" ”

Hanjiang Sanse nodded, which showed that Shang Xianqin was not stupid.

"If you can't use the thunderbolt, you can only rely on weapons to fight monsters, but there is resistance in the water, and it's actually not easy to move, right?"

Hanjiang Sanse continued to nod, if she was a modern person, she could also take a formula to calculate the size of the resistance.

"Since you're here to watch and you're not going to do anything, wouldn't it be too much for you to help do something that doesn't require you to do anything?" Shang Xianqin thoughtfully.

It didn't sound excessive, but he clearly heard a hint of intrigue in her words.

If anyone told him that Shang Xianqin was a talented, kind, and virtuous girl, he thought that he would be able to slash the other party with a dagger, because this was obviously a treacherous, cunning, and bad-headed girl. Even if it's just her protection of herself in a strange world.

"Say it." Hanjiang Sanse glanced at the two girls, no matter what, as a man, he does have a certain responsibility when he is with the little girls.

Shang Xianqin pointed ahead confidently: "Go and pull out the so-called monster and kick it in a pot?" ”

Hanjiang Tricolor: "......"

And the glutinous rice cake next to him suddenly flashed starry eyes: "Xianqin, you are so handsome!" ”

Shang Xianqin stepped forward and touched the forehead of the glutinous rice cake: "This is called being good at using the resources around you." ”

Hanjiang Sanse, who was regarded as a resource, didn't know how to feel in his heart, but he admired Sao Baohuo incomparably, and he actually had the ideological consciousness to throw this burden to himself!

The glutinous rice cake nodded slightly, as if she had learned some philosophy of life: "Xianqin, there are really not many girls who are willing to take action in person with a great god around you, you are the same as your name, demure and diligent!" ”

Hanjiang tricolor foot pause: WTF? Did he hear it right?

Shang Xianqin showed a crooked smile, her eyes narrowed into a slit, and she wanted to circle happily: "Xiao Nuomi, you are the most gentle and boastful girl I have ever seen here!" ”

Although Hanjiang Sanse was walking calmly in front, there was a flood of power in his body that wanted to throw waterproof beads over the river and the sea: these were the two funniest jokes he heard today!