Chapter 1: Dude, Don't Point a Gun at Me!
Chapter 1 Dude, Don't Point a Gun at Me!
Mai Xiaolong is in a good mood today, because Xu Kuang found him a job as a massage technician in "Press Cool". It's one of the best bathing centers in Meizhou City.
Xu Kuang said on the phone: "With your Mai Xiaolong's ancestral nerve nine styles, it should be no problem to be a third-class massaster!" ”
Mai Xiaolong said unceremoniously: "Damn, I've told you many times, it's the gods who take the nine styles, and my ancestor has also given it to the Empress Dowager Cixi!" ”
After saying that, Mai Xiaolong regretted it a little, and said to Xu Kuang that the Empress Dowager Cixi was simply playing the piano to the cow.
It is said that it is the nine forms, but Mai Xiaolong has only mastered the first three of them, the three forms of active blood, and it is only the surface.
Grandpa saw that he had no intention of learning, and after learning these three styles, he sighed and said, Xiaolong, if you learn these three styles, you can basically ensure that you have no worries about food and clothing. Whether you can learn the moves after that can only depend on fate. Since then, he has not been forced to continue practicing the following six styles.
Xiaolongji's moves are always slow and unfocused, but he remembers the words "worry-free" for food and clothing.
Because I have witnessed my grandfather treat many people who come here. Therefore, Mai Xiaolong is quite sure of being a good massage therapist in a bathing center.
I heard that even a third-class massage technician in the press cool bathing center can get five or six thousand oceans every month! However, the entry is very strict, and this time it really depends on Xu Kuang hooking up with a little mother Sang in it to have this good opportunity.
Putting down the phone, Mai Xiaolong immediately rode his old Jialing that was about to be scrapped - apply for a job!
On the street where it had just rained, the air was as fresh as Xiaolong's mood.
Just when Mai Xiaolong was about to make a big career in the massage industry, there was a bang, and a large piece of dirt rose horizontally, and the left half of his body was almost completely wet.
"Your uncle! Are you driving like this to become an enemy of the people? ”
The soggy Bruce McChung gave a straight middle finger to the "accident-inducing" Toyota Crown.
was in a good mood, but was suddenly doused by this sewage.
After Mai Xiaolong compared his middle finger, he still felt the anger in his heart.
He increased the throttle, and Lao Jialing immediately jumped up. Just in time for a red light, the Toyota stopped, and Bruce McClay pinched the accelerator with one hand and knocked on the window with the other.
The window with the protective film slowly fell, revealing a face that amazed Bruce Brown!
Mai Xiaolong was stunned, damn, he looked the same as himself.
Mai Xiaolong couldn't help but touch his face again. It turned out that the first impression I gave was so amazing, and I couldn't help but fall into a little narcissism again.
There was only one person in the car, the driver, and he was also shocked when he saw the person in front of him!
But he sobered up faster than Mai Xiaolong, and said proudly: "I look quite similar, fortunately I am an only child, otherwise, it would be very embarrassing to see my younger brother driving a turtle and rotten motorcycle." ”
As he spoke, the window went up again, covering his incomparably handsome face.
The light turned green, and the Toyota Crown accelerated sharply and sprang out.
Immediately, another piece of dirty water was splashed on Mak's trouser leg.
Looking at the butt of the car, Mai Xiaolong finally woke up, and immediately snorted: "What the hell, God, you get a person who looks so similar to me to come out, and trouble him to make his soul as beautiful as me, isn't this a waste of my face!" ”
As he spoke, Mai Xiaolong couldn't help but touch his face again.
Little did he know at this time that his fate would be changed in ten minutes because of that man!
Jialing carried the little dragon on, and at the next intersection, he saw the Toyota Crown again, and he actually hit a little girl, and passers-by stopped one after another, and the scene was chaotic.
What I didn't expect was that the Toyota Crown only stopped a little and swooped past the little girl who fell to the ground, which is the rhythm of a hit-and-run!
The angry Mai Xiaolong drove Lao Jialing at full speed and rushed over!
Why, if you splash me with dirty water, you still run away if you knock down the little girl?
Bruce McClay miraculously surpassed the Toyota Crown and roared, "The horse is next door!" You hit someone and you still want to run, are you worthy of a face that looks as chic as me? ”
In order to stop the Toyota Crown, the soldiers were in danger, and Mai Xiaolong came to make a move to get a trapeze on the car!
He twisted the front of the car and threw Lao Jialing out.
At the same time that Mai Xiaolong fell to the ground, Lao Jialing also sneered and slid out against the ground, and a series of sparks appeared, which happened to be stuck under the wheels of the Toyota Crown.
The Toyota Crown was stuck and stopped.
The angry crowd immediately closed the door of the car, and the people inside tried to step on the accelerator. At the critical moment, Mai Xiaolong, who got up, slapped the dust on his body and shouted: "I'm coming!" ”
The crowd stepped out of the way and shot at him with adoring glances.
Mai Xiaolong raised his foot and kicked the lock a few times, and then, the door was miraculously opened by him. The driver was dragged out by the angry crowd and dragged him to the little girl while beating him.
At this time, Mai Xiaolong found that his old Jialing card was too dead to be dragged out.
Fortunately, he used to sit in the passenger seat and watched a good buddy drive. Although he hasn't done it himself, with his extremely clever brain, it's okay to try to drive the car a little bit, right?
Unexpectedly, he sat in and really drove the Toyota Crown.
Mai Xiaolong drove the Toyota Crown and exited a few meters, and it was quite easy to drive with his feet, and he couldn't help itchy, and then drove around Lao Jialing and drove more than ten meters ahead.
Mai Xiaolong patronized the test drive, and didn't notice at all that a group of people in black were already surrounding the little girl who had just been knocked down.
And the driver who knocked down the little girl was snatched out of the hands of the angry crowd by a big man who was eight feet tall and had a waist circumference of eight feet.
The crowd knew that the little girl's family was probably not a good one, and they were scattered in an instant.
"Master Long, Miss was injured by this grandson!"
The big man said as he carried the frightened driver.
A tall and thin old man with gray sideburns squinted at it and said, "I still lack a cement pillar in my living room......"
"Yes, Master Long!"
In the driver's wail, the big man stuffed him into a shiny black truck and walked away.
Mai Xiaolong naturally didn't know that his handsome face had once again become a unique treasure in the world, and when he saw a delicate men's leather bag in the passenger seat, he picked it up and parked and walked out.
Lao Jialing may be reimbursed like this, so he has to get some compensation, right?
Mak Xiaolong opened his bag by the car door and saw a stack of materials, various documents and a few hundred-yuan bills. Just as he hesitated whether to draw two bills, a spacious, black Bentley motorhome pulled up beside him.
In the passenger seat, a big man wearing sunglasses got out of the car: "May I ask if you are Dr. Mai Xiaolong?" ”
As for Mai Xiaolong, he thought about it for a moment and nodded solemnly.
He heard Xu Kuang say that in the bathing center, the technicians are called doctors. How ambiguous the technician is, otherwise what if the police are caught and squatting!
Besides, his ancestor did massage for the Empress Dowager Cixi, a tall comparison!
Then, Mai Xiaolong saw that the big man was still holding a photo in his hand,, isn't that me in the photo?
Mai Xiaolong was a little stunned, for Mao he has my photo!
The big man pointed to the Toyota Crown again: "Doctor Mai, is this your car?" ”
Physician? Cart!
Mai Xiaolong immediately understood, this big man who dared to love was looking for that scum driver, and he was actually called Mai Xiaolong?
Bah!
What a name, ruined!
At this time, the rear window of the Bentley slowly fell, and Mai Xiaolong looked inside, and suddenly there was a kind of breathing jam!
Such a beautiful and noble woman, about twenty-six or seventeen years old, wearing a purple sleeved dress, showing her snow-white arms so swaying, and the high peaks, why is it so big?
Mai Xiaolong saw it with a quasi-professional eye, it was definitely not made.
When the woman saw Mai Xiaolong's confused and lustful eyes, she couldn't help frowning slightly.
The woman lightly lifted her lips: "Doctor Mai, I was about to rush back to pick you up, but I didn't expect to meet you here." Will you follow me in your car, or will you come and sit with me? ”
"I'm not Bruce McT, you recognize the wrong person......"
Mai Xiaolong hurriedly denied it, pushing your ass, Lao Tzu is not that scumbag.
The big man was not happy, and dragged a handful of Mai Xiaolong, Mai Xiaolong stumbled, the briefcase fell to the ground, and all the document materials fell to the ground.
Dahan lowered his head, grabbed his passport and looked at it, and said, "Doctor Mai, this is obviously you!" ”
"This isn't mine!"
Mai Xiaolongxin said, although the goddess is good-looking, but Lao Tzu can't see a doctor, treat your grandmother's legs!
"Doctor Mai, you'd better think about it......"
The big man lifted the corner of the suit at an angle that the woman couldn't see, and a gun handle was pinned to his waist!
Rumble!
Mak Xiaolong was stupid at the time!
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