Chapter 1: Monsters! Eat my grandson!
"Little brother, I see that your bones are strange, the heavenly court is full, and you are definitely not human. Since you and I meet today because of fate, I will entrust you with a few peerless martial arts here, and the responsibility of defending the earth in the future will depend on you! Not too much, only ten dollars a book! The lights were dim and empty, except for the sound of wheels rubbing against the rails, and a seductive sound sounded in the subway car.
Holding a dark brown briefcase in his hand, wearing a domestic imitation of an internationally renowned brand costume, he dragged his tired body against the plastic seat of the subway car, his thighs were crossed and his legs were closed, and he frowned and opened his eyes to look at the beggar standing in front of him, dressed in a sharp beggar gang of nine bags of strange costumes. The corners of his mouth twitched unnaturally, a flash of annoyance flashed in his eyes, he got up and left the chair, walked to the chair opposite, sat down, and continued to close his eyes and pretend to sleep.
Xu Xu, who has been working overtime for several days in a row, now feels very tired and no longer in the mood to deal with these 'difficult groups'.
'Bang Dang ~ Bang Dang ~~' There were few people in the last subway to Tiangongyuan on Imperial Capital Metro Line 4 in the evening, at least in the carriage where Xu Promise was located, except for him, there was only the beggar gang in front of him who didn't know when to get on the train.
As for the promise of living in the imperial capital all the year round, he did not have a good impression of these beggars who had their own territory on the subway and whose income was much higher than that of him.
I think that when I first came to the imperial capital with enthusiasm, I gave ten yuan and twenty yuan because of my kindness, and even gave a hundred yuan bills. Later, after learning about the glamorous daily life of these beggars, my bowels turned blue with regret.
The fast front line of the subway, the light and shadow flow outside the bright windows, and the exquisite star pictorial flies in front of the promised eyes. Looking at the beautiful faces that are as beautiful as flowers, the heart of the promise turned a thousand times, "When will I be friends with these beauties?" ”
"This little brother." The beggar looked around at the empty subway car, and found that only Xu Yu was alone at the moment, so he had to follow cheekily again, "Everyone is begging for food, and now the last train is on the bus, you should do good deeds and take care of it." Five pieces! As long as five dollars, you can choose! ”
After a busy day in the company, Xu Promise, whose head was about to explode, raised his eyelids impatiently, "Is it over?" I've been busy all day and I'm working overtime until now, okay? Can I go to another car? ”
"Big brother." The beggar raised his hand and stroked the long wig on his head, and said with a wry smile, "This is the last carriage." I didn't open for a day, and I didn't have instant noodles to eat at night, so I was starving to death. Big brother, you can do it, have mercy on me! After saying that, the dark-faced beggar suddenly knelt down in front of the promise, whimpering and crying as he shook the yellowed books in his hand.
"Alas!" The noisy promise bared his teeth, and was about to loudly scold this tasteless beggar, when his eyes suddenly swept over a few ancient books in his hand that were very real and the paper had been yellowed, and he raised his hand to cover his mouth and coughed, "Okay, okay." Every time I take the subway, I can see you, but I don't see you starving to death. That is, I have a good heart, and I will give you five yuan to eat noodles. ”
"Gotcha." The beggars who were still crying were already smiling when they looked up, where was there any trace of crying on their faces?
The beggar gang unusually neatly pocketed the five yuan from the promised hand, and then turned over his hand seriously and put a few ancient books in front of the promise, "Big brother, we pay attention to honesty in doing business, you can pick these books at will!" ”
"Hmm." Xu Yu looked at the so-called martial arts secret books written in front of him, such as 'Nine Yin True Scripture', 'Longevity Formula', 'Rulai Divine Palm', 'Jiuyang Divine Skill', 'Cihang Sword Classic', 'Yellow Emperor's Inner Scripture', etc. After coughing, he casually pulled out the emperor's internal scripture, "Give me a few more copies." You sell me for five dollars in the thrift market, and you can't be too black-hearted. Xu Promise said as he reached for the few remaining books.
"Huh!" Before the promise could react, the few books in front of him were gone. The beggars standing in the aisle of the carriage looked at Xu Promise with a serious face: "Big brother, you are an understanding person." I did get it back from the thrift market. But we business people pay attention to integrity. If you say it's five dollars, it's five dollars, and then I'll give you another one is definitely not okay. Of course, big brother, you take care of your buddy's business so much today, and you let me finish the last business of the day. So be it. ”
The beggars flipped their hands, and they didn't know where to erase an old ring that looked like a stall, "This is the ring left by Zhang Sanfeng's real person when he broke the void!" Today, we have a fate, and this ring will be given to you as a partner! Don't thank you! ”
Xu Promise reached out and took the ring, which looked like it wasn't small, but it looked like no one wanted it on the stall, and it was covered in rust. Looking up at the beggar, he was about to say something when the subway had already arrived. As soon as the door opened, the beggar flew out of the car as if he had practiced Ling Bo's microstep. By the time Xu Promise turned his head to look through the car window, he couldn't even see the figure for a long time.
Surprised, he was stunned, and after the subway started again, he retracted his gaze and looked around cautiously. Only then did he put the ring in his pocket, with a strange smile on his face, and took out the emperor's internal scripture and looked at it, "The emperor's internal scripture, I heard that it can be three thousand maids?" Hey, hey, hey~~~"
"Bastard !!" A moment later, a terrible roar suddenly sounded from inside the last car of the subway. A roar of rage echoed through the subway tunnels, and a few frightened rats searching for food next to the tracks hurriedly fled back to their holes.
"Hmph, you want to take advantage of me? No way! After walking out of the subway station, the beggars walked towards the fast-food restaurant with a bright sign across the street with a cigarette in their mouths. Alas, that is, the buddy has no funds, otherwise with the buddy's means of doing business, not to mention the richest man in the world, at least the richest Chinese should be a buddy. ”
The beggar was peddling on the subway today all the old books he had bought yesterday at the thrift market for a dime a pound. It's definitely not a martial arts cheat, because he saw that there was a certain publishing house printed on the back. As for the ring, he also got it back from the old man who sold books. I really made a lot of money today.
The beggars hummed a little song with a cigarette in their mouth, staggered and counted the money, walked to a fast-food restaurant not far across the street, and got ready to treat their five internal organs temple.
Maybe he'll never know what kind of chance he's been by—
'Click. He returned to his rented hut, closed the door and came to the bedside, leaving his briefcase and the Emperor's Book of Internal Scripture at the computer desk, and turned around to wash up hurriedly. It's really tiring to work overtime until now.
After washing up and looking at the time, Xu Yu sat down at the computer desk and turned on the computer, looked at the Yellow Emperor's internal scripture hatefully, and shook his head helplessly. The book is full of ghostly things, and there are no pictures and text descriptions that he imagined. Three thousand maidens, what man hasn't thought about it?
Hurriedly turn on the computer, open the download and set it to continue downloading some personal hobbies. Promise hung up the machine and began to undress and get ready for bed. It's not early, and I have to go to work tomorrow.
When he took off his pants, he suddenly touched the pocket of his pants, and there seemed to be something hard inside, and when he took it out, he saw that it was the ring with rust. I wanted to throw it in the garbage heap, but when I was about to throw it out, my heart flashed and I gave it to the emperor's internal scripture that was still on the computer desk.
Turn off the lights, and the promise of a busy day soon fell asleep.
The router's lights flickered rhythmically in the dark rental house, and the ring that had almost been thrown into the trash could suddenly began to peel off the rust outside. After a burst of bright light, the originally inconspicuous roadside goods have been gorgeously transformed into a wonderful object with a simple shape, exquisite carvings, and dazzling brilliance. This gorgeous turn is like an ugly duckling turning into a white swan with its head held proud!
The light on the ring is getting brighter and brighter, and even the curtains can't completely block the transmission of Ambilight. The promise in his sleep seemed to be aware of it, and his eyelids moved slightly as if he was about to wake up. However, the light of the ring, which had changed dramatically, quickly dimmed. Several brilliant rays of light emanating from the ring are brilliant, constantly floating between the computer and the ring, and the scene is very magnificent and dazzling.
After a few moments, all the light was withdrawn into the ring, completely gone. The room was soon plunged back into darkness, and only the router's lights were still flickering faithfully.
"Woo~~~" In the early morning, Xu Yu, who was woken up by the alarm clock, raised his eyelids with difficulty, and painfully re-covered the quilt after looking at the time. After a while, I suddenly lifted the quilt and got up to wash and change clothes. As a part-time worker, I really don't dare to be late.
Soon packed up and promised to come to the computer desk, and when he was about to close the computer, he saw the ring on the side that seemed to be reborn as exquisite and simple, as if flowing with dazzling light.
"Huh? What's going on? With a look of surprise, he picked up the ring and frowned. He remembered that he seemed to have gotten a ring last night while buying a book, but that wasn't what it looked like, was it?
"Forget it." Xu Xu, who had just gotten up and was still a little unconscious, shook his head and stretched out his hand to put the ring on his finger. It looks pretty good. Everyone has a love for beauty.
As soon as he put the ring in his hand, a dazzling light suddenly flashed in front of his eyes, and a feeling of dizziness immediately hit, making Xu Promise close his eyes tightly, and he staggered and almost fell to the ground.
After a moment, Xu Yu raised his hand and rubbed his head vigorously, and the headache quickly dissipated.
"What's going on?!" shook his head vigorously, and when he wanted to raise his hand to look at the ring, he was stunned to find that he was now in a wilderness, surrounded by weeds and dead trees, ancient trees towering to the sky, and the breath of a wild land between the warbler **** dance came to his face!
"I'll go!" The Promised Brain crashed.
Xu Yu looked at his body, and the outfit of hundreds of imitations of international famous brands that went out to meet people was still there. Looking at the desolate scenery of the surrounding mountains, Xu suddenly felt dizzy.
"This setting is wrong, did you not wake up or was you kidnapped by aliens?" Panting heavily, Promise clenched his fists tightly and tried to calm himself down, but at this moment, a thunderbolt-like roar exploded in his ears!
"Youkai! Eat my grandson!! ”