Cristiano's autobiographical film premiered in London in early August.

Gu Bei read the guest list eight times, pondering one name after another, what might make Cristiano unhappy, might cause trouble, might make news, even if there was only a one percent probability of making trouble, Gu Bei would not invite him.

But I couldn't stand it, and the producer begged once, twice, three times, saying that he had to add Mourinho to everything.

Also, Mourinho, as a world-recognized traffic leader, does not show up at this time to make a mouthpiece, which is simply a shame for the producer's publicity department.

Gu Bei originally thought that Mourinho was annoyed by this kind of occasion and it was absolutely impossible to accept the invitation, so he agreed to help the producer invite Mourinho out of complete face consideration.

Only once.

Mourinho readily agreed.

"How many people in this world can have an autobiographical movie? Of course I have to give my full support to my former team members, so be it, anyway in London, it's not far from me after training. Mourinho described himself as if he were a well-behaved teenager who never bothered anyone.

If Gu Bei wanted to stop it, it was too late.

"Can you organize a manuscript yourself as a speech at the premiere?" The producer wasted no time in making the next request, "You are one of the most important people in Ronaldo's career, and if you can give a speech for his film, I think the whole world will be in high spirits." ”

No, at least I won't...... Gu Bei thought desperately.

Although Gu Bei didn't have time to stop it, he still reminded Mourinho once a day before the premiere, tirelessly warned him not to make trouble, and tried his best to persuade his wife or daughter to get the script.

"But she failed, and I love my wife and children," Mourinho said on the stage of the premiere, "and I am very happy that you chose me at the most critical moment of my life." ”

Gu Bei sat in the audience and covered his eyes in embarrassment.

Mrs. Mourinho was not ashamed, but proudly leaned into her ear and whispered a laugh.

"I discussed the topic of my speech with the producers, and I spent a sleepless night completing this manuscript full of my blood and tears, please be sure to listen to me and don't listen to a few words and leave - no, don't laugh, you will definitely have this urge. After all, I have to tear the paper several times when I write. ”

The audience burst into laughter, only the production team looked serious, and occasionally accompanied by a moment of lovelessness.

"Cristiano's achievements in the field of football go without saying, and I don't want to say more to insult it – that's not what I'm going to say, that's what Ann has to add to me. I'm going to talk about Ann today, after all, she has a stake in Cristiano's future. ”

"Cristiano and I knew Ann at about the same time, but Ann showed a huge eccentricity towards Cristiano from the beginning – including but not limited to complimenting him and occasionally serving Cristiano a few sticks of pasta while she cooked."

The audience was stunned for a moment, and then began to burst into laughter.

Cristiano looked even more triumphant.

"But in fact, it's nothing, people's hearts don't grow in the middle, but unfortunately, An's heart is simply biased to the ribs." Mourinho continued with a serious face, "Actually, we have long seen that they must have something to do, so Ann won't talk about it." Let's just say Cristiano, even if he is more naïve, but he is still an adult man, you say, an adult man is tied to a woman every day, and she gets angry when she wants to take others, isn't this jealousy? Is it looking for a mother? ”

Cristiano pouted and asked Gu Bei to abandon Mourinho in the future, and Gu Bei immediately agreed.

"If you can't feel this kind of mental crit, then I'll tell you two stories." Mourinho said, "Ann probably doesn't know these two things, because no one dares to say it because of Cristiano's spoofing - but fortunately I have left Real Madrid, so I have to be a messenger of justice." ”

"The first time was when they weren't officially together. Ann had gone to accompany Ikar to an event, so she stood outside the dressing room to pick him up at the end of training – completely ignoring Cristiano. Seriously, it was so normal, she at least said hello to him, and she didn't even look at me that day - differently. Mourinho seems to have resisted the urge to roll his eyes.

"Then when Cristiano realized that Ann wasn't going to take care of him today, he started to lash out at the whole world, and even almost shaved Marcelo's head because he 'got upset when he looked at it.'"

Marcelo sat in the audience and touched his hair silently, and nodded at Gu Bei, who came over.

Cristiano cleared his throat, straightened up silently, and didn't dare to lean on Gu Bei again.

"The second time, in my last season at Real Madrid, when I won the double – a small achievement, you don't have to applaud."

The audience burst into laughter, and some even whistled.

"That day Ann said she was going to meet a friend who had come to Spain to play, and Cristiano didn't say anything at first and let her go - I have to hurry up and praise Cristiano at this point in time, it is a wise choice not to affect the social interaction of the other half." Mourinho nodded at Cristiano, "But then it's not so good." Ann uploaded a group photo in a private album. ”

"It's a picture of her and this gentleman, well, I'll admit they're shoulder to shoulder, but so what! Cristiano you answer me! Is that the reason you poured five on the other team that night?! I asked the substitutes to tell you not to play, but you scored another one! You still have the face to say to me, 'I get angry when I see them'? Can't you see that the goalkeepers are about to cry? People didn't take a group photo, why are you bullying the soft and afraid of the hard? You have the ability to tell the world after the game that you are the goal ATM machine, and if you tell her, I can't get used to you taking pictures with other men! Don't you still obediently say that you just felt right and scored? What kind of courage did you have when you poured five people?! ”

Gu Bei's smile became more and more stiff.

Of course she remembered the ball, and after that ball she said on the boom: God's feet.

"So, when they're together, the most common topic of discussion when the rest of us get together is whether it's better for world peace and human prosperity when they're not together."

This time, more people nodded sympathetically and uncontrollably.

"Let me tell you a story at the end." Mourinho may have felt that going too far would turn the premiere into a massacre, so he was extra gracious.

"Remember the night we won the Champions League together?" Mourinho smiled, "When you watch the movie, you will know that Cristiano has not been out of Ann all night and ......"

"Am I the best tonight?"

"Do you love me?"

"How much do you love me?"

"What do you think of this proposal idea? Isn't it much better than yours? ”

"How are you going to reward me?"

"No! The car is so cheap! ”

“…… Forget about the house...... You can't afford the house I want...... Think of something else. ”

"Don't eat! No creativity in eating! ”

"What do I think? Can I do whatever I want? ”

"It's 'I can do whatever I want,' do you hear me?"

"Okay, that's three times, not much, just three times!"

"I don't really want to know what you say three times, but I want to tell you, Cristiano, really. Even if you try to argue that you're just saying goodnight kisses, I won't believe you. Mourinho said, "Now the whole world won't believe you." ”

"Thank you all for listening to Jose Mourinho's revenge radio and we'll talk next time we have the chance." 166 Reading Network