Chapter 676: Men Are All Straw Boats

readx;?“ Brush your teeth. Pen, fun, and pavilion www.biquge.info," said the shrewd man with a shrewd face who had been gasping for a long time after being slapped by Gao Ming.

He's a doctor, but he's definitely not a doctor who reads dead books, and he's seen brain teasers or something. Gao Ming's trick is not good in front of him.

There were a few doctors who made up some kind of intense action movie in the morning and evening, and there was a little sweat on their heads.

Nima, don't you want to be so shameless, just brush your teeth with a toothbrush, what kind of column are you? There are hairs on both sides, wool peat, you just say that the beard is not good?

You see, low-level hooligans also have a characteristic, they are psychologically unhealthy, all kinds of small gloom and think in dirty places, and they have to blame others for guiding in the wrong direction. Then it's the same as the street girl who pulled the hooligan into the small black house to do bad things, and finally the hooligan who was caught also put all the responsibility on the street girl, making the stone more stone not the same as theirs.

"This uncle really has a level. Congratulations, you got it right. Gao Ming snapped his fingers and threw an encouraging smile at the witty man next to him, smiling brightly.

The glasses girl, who has always been breezy and calm, as if everything has nothing to do with her, can't help but smile, this guy is still a little anxious. It's hard for him to use such a trick to deal with the big professors who have been fighting all kinds of books since he was a child, but it should be quite effective, just look at the sullen expressions on their faces.

"I admit I don't know about your question, because that's unfamiliar territory. But that's not an excuse you can use to ridicule and belittle me. Just as none of you can answer the question I just asked, I don't think it's your IQ that is wrong. ”

Seeing the anger on their faces, Gao Ming also pretended not to see it, and then said: "You see, I came up with a question that suited your IQ, and you answered it, and the answer was completely correct, a proper 100 points." Obviously, it's not that you're stupid, it's because ----- you don't understand. You're not a computer, so you can't know everything. I just hope we can build on each other and make things up to each other. Make concerted efforts to do a good job in this mission. Let our compatriots suffer less and let our country suffer less. We want them to know that the country and the people have not forgotten them and have not -----"

The faces of the big professors turned green, since they graduated with a doctorate, they have not been disciplined like elementary school students like this, which means that their IQ is fine, it is definitely too problematic.

Especially the witty man who answered correctly first, almost regretted breaking the large intestine and small intestine, this answer is better than a wrong answer, look at this tirade, there is the potential to be a mayor.

"Hey, I haven't finished talking yet, forget it, I'll leave the rest of the time to you, reflect on it, and I'll answer the right questions in the future." Gao Ming wanted to continue to be lyrical, but Yang Runze's bastard pulled the corners of his clothes hard behind him, and he had to cut off the way of speaking of those officials that he had learned so hard in the newspaper.

Nima, no wonder the teachers have taken a fancy to him? Sure enough, he gave birth to a good mouth, and he can really break it. The unconvinced doctors in the capital were a little convinced, not to mention anything else, they were indeed thrown off eighteen streets in terms of bickering.

"Ahem, Mr. Gao is right, everyone has their own strengths, so don't argue on this issue, Dr. Yang, you continue to tell you about the situation of the ghost-faced mosquito, Dr. Cao, they were not in Jiangcheng yesterday, and some details are not very clear."

It should have been Gao Ming's most authoritative, but in this case, Li Xiaohu didn't want these academician disciples to be suppressed too hard, once Gao Ming's mouth with a knife was opened, God knows if someone couldn't help but jump off the plane? It is still the most suitable for Yang Runze, who is quite familiar on both sides.

Yang Runze nodded, and repeated the key points of the ghost-faced mosquito and ghost miasma that Gao Ming talked about yesterday.

"Forgive me for interjecting, but my question just now has not been resolved, who actually came up with this concept of the ghost-faced mosquito? Why have we never heard of this species? "The gentlemanly man is named Wen Song, and this time he asked a lot more politely.

It seems that Gao Ming and Yang Runze's little frenzy still played a role. There are many things in this world that cannot be solved by smiling, you have to properly let people see your muscles.

"Oh, I said the ghost-faced mosquito, maybe it's not a new species, it's just an old legend, maybe it's just a very ordinary mosquito, but the virus they carry is really powerful." Gao Ming nodded and said.

Wen Song smiled and said to Gao Ming: "Mr. Gao, I didn't mean to deliberately embarrass you. After all, when we are engaged in medicine, we must have a clear goal in order to have a good target, otherwise it won't be a disruptive battle, don't you say? ”

Gao Ming nodded noncommittally, indicating that he didn't care.

"Since you don't know much about this mosquito that carries the terrible virus, we can give you some information about the mosquito lineage, and maybe you will know what mosquito it is. Xiao Gao, I don't mean to show off our Western medicine, after all, we all studied this when we were in school, and it is really different from your Chinese medicine that only studies the human body. A smile appeared on the corner of Wen Song's mouth, and he still said politely.

It's just that there is still a sense of pride in this politeness. Obviously, the meaning of his words is very clear, Western medicine is broad and profound, and it is very wide-ranging, which is not comparable to Chinese medicine that likes to gnaw on the old book behind closed doors

"I'm a very rough person, don't be too sensitive, Western medicine is indeed broad and profound, and it is a treasure of our Chinese civilization." Gao Ming also squinted and smiled.

Wen Song's face stiffened, this little guy is really a master who doesn't suffer, stab him a little, and he will use a knife to cut back. Is this a mockery that he forgot his ancestors?

"Uncle, just say it, I also want to hear what is the difference between mosquitoes, it turns out that your Western medicine not only treats people, but also treats mosquitoes! It's interesting. Jass urged with a look of fascination.

Okay! This two young people, a man and a woman, who study Chinese medicine, don't talk about their medical skills first, they all have knives on their mouths, and they poke people's hearts every word. As soon as one finished talking about Western medicine, the other came up to make up for it and said that Western medicine was still a veterinarian.

Wen Song's face showed a little embarrassment, and he felt that if he continued to fight with his mouth, the mouth and belly honey sword would definitely not be the opponent of this man and a woman, so he would simply make a mistake and directly start to popularize knowledge, and said: "There are more than 3,000 species of insects in the mosquito family, and this number is not certain. Because every year new mutant mosquito species appear, and there are also some mosquito species that are not suitable for our gradually changing global environment and disappear. ”

Except for the midges and large mosquitoes, which are crop pests that do not suck blood, the rest suck the blood of humans and livestock. However, among the blood-sucking mosquitoes, only the female mosquito sucks blood, and the male mosquito only sucks fruit juice, nectar, or other sweet juices. Therefore, in terms of some commonalities of living things, among us human beings, women are also more vicious than men. ”

Everyone burst into laughter.

Obviously, for most of the married men present, this little joke won the hearts of the people, and they were definitely people who had been poisoned by women.

"Then you still want to find a woman to be a wife? Even if you find a mistress, she is also a woman? Can I understand it this way, men are Zhuge Liang's straw boats? As the only woman, Justis wrinkled her cute little nose and retorted disdainfully.

.....