Chapter 338: Demon Realm Part-time Job

June 4th, half past nine in the morning

"So, Xiao Chong, aren't these people difficult for strong people, Lao Tzu came all the way from his hometown to this place and was squeezed by an unscrupulous contractor, and recently he finally opened an account and thought that he could feel at ease when he heard that they were going to invalidate the previous pass, what do you call us to play" The appearance is similar to being stepped on a few times, and then the face bones were repaired with reinforced concrete, and the grass mud horse that was re-whipped by someone with a sledgehammer weighing eighty tons was sitting on the sofa in the house smoking a cigarette and said

"Not long after the matter ended, the demons are of the same origin, and it is not uncommon for your supervision to be redefined," Chong took a sip of hot tea

"Tsk, Xiao Chong, I'm not here to hear you say this" The other party climbed onto the table and wanted to stretch out his fleshy fat claws on his shoulder, but after being slapped away by himself, he had to mumble back, "I came this time to ask you for a favor~~~"

"Don't talk," Chongyi slammed it down from the dining table, "Don't stain my saucer"

"The kid is very arrogant, do you want Lord Asacher to educate you!" So the grass mud horse, which was barely classified as a demon because of its two wings, stood up and threatened

"If you can beat me, then why do you come to me?"

"Ah, that's right," so the painting style changed to the Q version in an instant

"Boom!" Then there was a loud bang

"Cerberus, throw this guy out," Chong said helplessly, looking at the unidentified species that had a big bag on his head and fell to the ground and kept twitching, "remember to wash your mouth when you come back, what do you want to do?" ”

"I beg your mercy!! I still have an 800-year-old woman at home, no, it's my mother who needs support, and maybe there will be a woman with a dead face to pester me in the future who will give birth to a child for me, I don't want to die in the human world!! Asacher hugged his thighs and pleaded with tears in his eyes

"Letting go"

"Kill me and don't let go! You should know that my biggest advantage is that I can't be beaten to death and I owe a beating! ", this guy is very self-conscious

"Burned"

"Burned?" The unknown Asacher was burned to char by Cerberus in the next moment, or was it the kind that could only find the eyes, hey? If you look at him closely, his eyes are quite big

"Please!!" However, what the demon lacks the most is the ultra-high-speed recovery ability, especially the shame of the demon world that adds all his points to the physical strength column in order to be able to die

"Boss, I'm going to die if I eat this stuff," Cerberus tried to resist the urge to eat him

"Won't become a social scum" Chongdu already wanted to give him his right leg

"Forget it, give me your original pass" Okay, just take it as if you have suffered retribution for doing so many bad things, and you can go for him once

"Give" so he pulled out a kindergarten-level painting from behind his buttocks, on which he couldn't read anything but his own name, and he couldn't even read what stamp it was

Silently tore the painting in his hand, and then stepped on it hard under his feet, Chong took out his mobile phone and dialed a call

A moment later

"It's so hard, I'm sorry to disturb you with this waste," said the middle-aged man in a suit and leather shoes after blasting Asacher's head with a punch

"No, it's fine, I just hope you can call him and he doesn't remember my address," he replied indifferently while lamenting that he would have to clean the living room later

"Don't worry, I'll try to find his brain with a microscope and crush it," the middle-aged man dragged Asacheel, who was shaking like a cockroach, out of the room

"But Asachel also reminded himself, it seems that Kyoto is going to start checking the household registration recently, and some acquaintances are not bad in the world, if you go back to hell then you will have a blank field, so let's go over and see them first."

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"Account? Oh, I've asked Elsir to do it for me" The boy in the McDonald's work uniform fiddled with his hat "Don't worry about me, I can get the news soon in the fast food restaurant, and besides, I don't belong to the Demon Realm, I'm just the Demon King of the other world"

"It's all demons, they don't care about these" Chong sat at the dining table and looked around, "You're the only one today?" ”

"The store manager, they went to stock, do you want to eat something?"

"I don't eat fast food"

"Oh, don't be so picky, don't eat the sundae?"

"Forget it, you can just bring me something"

"Then I'll get you a package, do you need a gift?"

"I don't eat children's meals" Okay, I just had a lunch that cost a lot of money

"But thank you for coming to remind me, I know the rules of human beings, and I know how to live carefully" He smiled after putting the contents of the tray down, "I'm doing well now, although I don't have a magnificent castle and countless soldiers to follow, but El and they are still by my side, and I have gained a lot of new friends, and you are one of them"

"Whatever, what do you think about the Coke that doesn't come with a coke in the package right now?"

"It seems to have been canceled, but remember that you can add a glass of iced orange juice or a small portion of fries, you wait for me to see the list" So in the end, he just added an extra portion of mashed potatoes, which is worthy of working for others, but he will be greedy for a small price (support amount)

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"Welcome, you guest who doesn't have long eyes, hey, isn't this Chongjun," the girl with long white hair was surprised when she saw her, "Why did you think of coming to this kind of store to buy things today?"

"Hey, don't talk about the place where you work as hell," the black-haired teenager complained

"I'm sorry, but hell is better than here, anyway, you can be here for me first, I'll go out with my acquaintances to talk," and the girl took her hand and walked out of the shop

"I haven't seen you in months, how are you doing?" After taking a deep breath of the fresh air outside, she said, "I miss you a lot."

"It's okay" that the magic shop where the other party works is not equipped with a TV, and it's far away from the downtown area, so I shouldn't know what happened not long ago

"So what are you looking for me to do today?" The girl tilted her head and asked, "If you want to help, I can do it anytime."

"No," he said, and he told her about the hukou

"Is the account a silver card?" She thought for a moment before suddenly speaking

"Wait" opened the phone and roughly checked the information about the demon account on the official website, and then Chong nodded, "That's right, it's indeed a silver record card"

"Oh, then that guy Raul gave me yesterday seems to be the hukou" The girl stuck out her tongue embarrassedly, "I thought it was a toy to tease me, so I didn't lose it for the sake of having my photo on it"

"Then it seems that it's okay, I'll go first, goodbye"

"Huh? Let's talk about it, that guy can't be busy alone, so I'll see you later~" After waving his hand, the two parted at the door of the store, and then there was a sound of laughter and scolding from a girl and a teenager in the store

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"Well, the household registration or something has been done the moment I heard the news," although she was called the Demon King, the woman who actually didn't have any combat power nodded vigorously, "Thank you for coming to remind me~ Do you want to stay and eat a home-cooked meal?" ”

"No need" Although the woman in front of her doesn't look like a demon king in terms of combat effectiveness, she has lived in the world for a long time, probably from 1796 to the present, and the other party has been in the world for a long time than when she was in the demon world

"Aren't you going to engrave the name on the tombstone?" After seeing the tombstone next to the vegetable field, Chong said, "Could it be that your husband's name is really called Brave?" ”

"No, it's just that I've called him like this all my life" stroked the surface of the stele with his hands that were always as white as jade, "After engrave my real name, I'm embarrassed to call him anymore, just like he has called me Demon King all his life"

"Your relationship is so special"

"Yes~ I've forgotten my real name, because I've never been called" After smiling gently, she put on an apron, "Then I'll go cook first, you should be careful to go back"

"Goodbye then," he walked briskly away from the cottage, and then he had no more people he wanted to look for

postscript

"Ahaha~ It's just a waste of effort for you to go to those people, they are very obedient" The silver-white haired man sat in the tavern with a red trench coat open and laughed, the skeletal giant sword behind his back and the knight's twin spears at his waist made everyone in the tavern tremble, everyone knew what these signs meant, the demon hunter Dante, the unequaled hunter in the world who was on a par with Alcatel and the dragon ninja Hayabusa, Although he is not very qualified compared to the other two real hunters (rushing up is to do it), no one will deny his status, just like when the youkai saw Alcatel, the ninja saw Hayabusa and the samurai saw Sakata Gin, the demons saw Dante and even had the strength to escape, all of them were strong people at the demon king level, and as for the demon king level and below, it is estimated that he can only kneel down and call him a father

"I won't know about those I just subconsciously went to see it" Chong looked at the coke in the glass bubbling "Of course you have to be obedient, those who don't obey are already dead"

"You can't define a demon by the law of a monster" Dante gulped down the strawberry sundae in his cup "Just like me and that guy Alcatel would never switch hunts, youkai and demons are different"

"I want to hear it in detail," Chong asked boredly

"Youkai are obedient because they are scared of being beaten, and demons are obedient because they are smart" Stick a spoon into the cream "Youkai and humans live in the same place, and demons have a separate realm of existence, youkai will kill because they are not used to living in symbiosis with other species, and demons will kill because they are warlike, easy to kill, good flesh and blood, demons are a hundred times more fierce than youkai, but why can they still swagger freely in and out of the human world? ”

"Strong?"

"No, the strength of the big monster is a little higher than that of the demon king" Dante shook his head, "because the demons know how to accept when they see it, the monsters are defeated in one battle and then defeated, and the last battle even almost wiped themselves out, and the demons fought to the end, and after pouring out the power of the entire demon world to fight with the human race to the end, they decisively surrendered when the battle situation was already inclined to humans, no one would want to chase them, everyone knows what the price needs to pay to kill the demons, that is almost two-thirds of the population of the earth, And by the time the youkai wants to surrender, the human will already kill him, like a fish that has left the bottom of the water and is dying, and no angler will give up on such a big fish, even if it may be photographed a few more times."

"However, that fish rules the whole river, and after the death of the big fish, countless small fish are still making waves, and the tiger that is still lying on the ground may one day wake up again" Dante sighed, "They are not much different from us, they didn't know how to disguise before, so they would make a fuss, but now they know that humans are their best collaborators, and hell is now ruled by many clever demon kings, and they are not happy to fight openly and secretly, how can they still come to stir up this troubled water in the world"

"But," Dante complained and swallowed the rest of the sundae, "I'm going to be prosecuted by the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and the Ministry of Justice if I play any Russian turntable now, I knew that I should have listened to Leon and transformed into a mercenary."

"You can go to work as a security guard in a school"

"I'm not interested in taking care of you little boys" Dante stood up, the knight's twin guns at his waist rang for a "jingle bell", and the man's muzzle was always full of bullets, "I'm going to pay this time, it's a celebration of your promotion"

"Also、People don't become monsters but they fall into devils, I used to remind you to add a bullet to your gun at any time, but now it seems that you don't need to" Dante chuckled and shook his silver spear "I used to ask you to shoot yourself before you fell, but now you can't be a vulgar product like a demon"

"There's still a lot of fun in the world of flowers, goodbye!" He rolled over and disappeared into the night, and then Chong turned and walked out the door because he couldn't stand the noise of the tavern

Since ancient times, depravity has referred to demonization, which means that demons are born with sins, but is this really the case?

Even if he is as strong as the demon king, he can't see the sins they carry