Round 287 Sai Conan goes

After the "family meeting that forced the birth of a second child", Kangxi hadn't touched it for five days, and he hadn't touched a finger, not that he didn't want to, but that he didn't want to, and gave him an explanation - thinking about things must get rid of distractions in order to think clearly, and this month be a good time to calm down and think about problems, don't worry about sleeping.

This is to ask him to meditate and think, it is clearly telling him that having a second child and sleeping in bed will either exist or perish together, and there is no third way to go!

What kind of multiple-choice question is this, it looks like it's a choice of two, but as long as it's a man, you know that the answer is actually one!

Xuan Xuan also made an appointment with him for three chapters, and during the thinking period, he dared to take a step beyond Lei Chi, and wanted to come hard, with a strong one, she immediately took her son back to the Fu Mansion, and did not even give a 'probation' for staying in the guest room, completely cutting off all kinds of 'side doors' that he finally came up with.

At first, Kangxi was quite capable, he didn't endure it, who was afraid of whom, see who was harder than whom, but he forgot it, ηš›ηš› is a psychological expert, she knows how to figure out people's minds, and she knows how to lure people to the bait, showing her legs from time to time, twisting a small waist, and wearing a lace bikini, he can't parry, and it's already good if he doesn't pounce on the spot. After a few days, he was holding back some qi and blood regurgitation, and every nerve in his body was clamoring with the word irritability, even if he hid out to study, it was the same, irritable to what to see, what to see.

He felt that if he continued like this, he would definitely commit it, but on the issue of the second child, he was still resolutely opposed, but he was weak and had to find foreign help.

Taking advantage of the approaching Mid-Autumn Festival, he hurriedly invited Wei Bao, Geng Bumei, and Ji Xiaonan to come over for a meal, under the banner of contacting feelings, but secretly asked them for ideas.

After dinner, he separated the man and the woman without a trace, the man went with him to the salon on the third floor to chat, drink, and play cards, and the woman followed her to the study on the second floor for a tea party, and a few little ones were taken by Chen's mother to play games in the downstairs living room.

In the salon, Kangxi sat on the sofa, shaking his legs irritably, "Hurry up and think of a way, how can I dispel the idea of having a second child!" ”

"Second child? Isn't it very good, blatantly let you sleep with her, what do you have to complain about, look at me, my family Ah Hui has been scared since she gave birth to Xiaoyun, and she is not willing to have another one, in order to prevent accidental pregnancy, she also set a schedule...... "Speaking of this, Ji Xiaonan poured himself a cup of black cube with a gloomy face, and took a sip.

Wei Bao was bartending at the bar and asked curiously, "What schedule?" ”

"Sleep on her schedule, twice a week, only twice, in the event of anniversary festivals, Valentine's Day, no additional subsidies, and must be Tuesday and Friday, other times are not allowed!"

"Why Tuesday and Friday? Is there anything important? ”

Ji Xiaonan poured himself another cup of black and said with a wry smile: "She studied the horoscope book and said that the constellations of the two of us are the worst fit on these two days!" ”

"Hahahaha......" Wei Bao laughed.

"What can't sleep, the words are too vulgar! Be civilized, that's called husband and wife! You teach bad boys carefully! "Since Geng Bumei had a son, he has firmly believed in leading by example and wants to give his children a good example.

"I said, what are you doing all the time pressing the computer...... Wei Bao brought two glasses of wine, one was his own, double vodka, and the other was Kangxi's, non-alcoholic drink.

"I plan to change to a big house recently, and when You Jia gives birth to a small one, I can live more comfortably, so that the two children can have more places to play." He is now devoted to his wife and children, and is calculating which loan plan is more cost-effective, he suddenly looked up at Kangxi, "I have been with you for so many years, there is no credit and hard work, you are kind, make up for me a little!" ”

S city is expensive, a good location and a large apartment, there is no eighteen million can not be bought, and he wants to buy a villa, but it can't be suburban, it must be close to the city center, so that it is convenient for children to study in the future, according to this condition to find a house, he is a little stretched.

Kangxi is different, he is already an international first-line celebrity, not to mention buying a house for a movie, buying a small island, as an economic person, although he has also made a lot of money, it is always less than Kangxi.

Kangxi really wanted to slap him to death, he was already worried about the second child, and he, who already had a second child, even asked for it in person.

If it weren't for the crotch of this stinky boy, You Jia would have been pregnant? If You Jia hadn't been pregnant, she wouldn't have been so worried about having a second child.

To put it bluntly, this guy is the one who started it.

He couldn't help but kick it up, right in the middle of his sleepless ass.

Geng Buyi screamed in pain, "The gentleman doesn't move his mouth!" ”

"I move my feet!" Kangxi said it rightly.

"Old man, save me!"

Ji Xiaonan said that he couldn't help, he sat on the side and looked like he was watching a good show, the last time Kangxi kicked him, he didn't see him help, and he secretly made up for it, he didn't hold him, let Kangxi kick his crotch, even if it was very face-giving.

Geng Bumei scurried around the sofa, and finally looked at Wei Bao......

Wei Bao took a sip of wine and said: "Look at what I do, I am much more bitter than you, at least it is legal for you to sleep with your wife, what about me, if I dare to touch a hair of Ah Jing, I can be charged with rape!" ”

A man who doesn't have a marriage certificate is bitter in his heart.

Ji Xiaonan's third aunt and six wives came over, squeezed their eyebrows at him and said, "To tell the truth, you really haven't touched her in the past five years?" ”

With this problem, Kangxi and Geng Bumei, who were playing 'cat and mouse', also stopped and came over together.

In the end, men are also very gossipy.

Wei Bao suffocated a face, "Don't open any pot, mention which pot!" ”

Ji Xiaonan cut off, "I don't believe it!" ”

"I don't believe it either!" Kangxi felt that this kind of thing couldn't be tolerated at all, except that his wife was pregnant.

Mother-in-law is pregnant.

Geng Bumei nodded very strictly, and he didn't believe it.

"You're looking for a draw, aren't you? I don't think I'm miserable enough! Wei Bao stood up and walked away from the group of people with legal certificates, walked to the bar and mixed himself another glass of wine, and when the wine was ready, his face darkened.

He had really been an ascetic for five years, and he didn't know when he was headed, so he shook the ice cubes in his glass and took a sip.

I want to cry!

Seeing his bitter appearance, Ji Xiaonan suddenly felt that his life was still very good, scratched his head, and grinned.

As soon as the smile was torn off, Wei Bao looked at it squarely.

The smile is too obvious, and it is clearly schadenfreude!

Wei Bao's heart was unbalanced, and he hummed: "Look at it now, our old plan is the happiest, with a legal certificate, my wife can sleep well, and my wife doesn't want to have a second child!" The house is still a gift! ”

When the words fell, Kangxi and Geng Bumei's eyes flew towards Ji Xiaonan like a small flying knife.

"Huh!?" Ji Xiaonan's face froze.

Three tall figures surrounded him, gritting teeth and malice on their faces.

Ji Xiaonan has nowhere to hide, "Brother...... Brother, don't play like this! ”

This is to find a gas bag.

"Humph! It's you who hit! ”

Four men, three against one, made a fuss in the salon, you chased me, I don't know, I thought it was a spring outing from the junior high school of which school.

Therefore, a creature like a man, no matter how old he grows up, is naΓ―ve, whether he is a husband or a father, it is the same.

And in the study, the matriarchal society is peaceful, knocking melon seeds, peeling oranges, and talking about the recent things that happened at home, don't want it.

"Are you really planning to have a second child, aren't you afraid of pain?" An Hui felt palpitations when she thought of the pain of childbirth.

"How can there be a child that doesn't hurt, just endure it and it will pass." I can't remember the pain at all.

"If you want me, I will definitely not give birth!" An Hui divided half of the peeled oranges to You Jia, she likes to eat sour ones now.

You Jia said, "I didn't plan to give birth, but seeing that Zhishu is so cute and sensible, I feel that it is worth being offended." She touched her belly, and it was not yet three months later, and her abdomen was still flat, "I hope this is a little better now, and I don't make too much noise when I am born." ”

"You guys are great!"

She smiled and said, "You're just afraid of pain, but you can think clearly, you don't want to give birth now, and when we all give birth, you are excited again, and then you will really be an advanced maternal age!" ”

"Cut, I won't be tempted, and don't talk so much, Kangxi hasn't agreed yet, has he?"

He was very confident in this, "Sooner or later he will agree!" ”

Jing Sa opened his mouth and said, "He doesn't want you to live, and he's afraid that you will suffer another crime, so why should you let him worry about it again!" When she gave birth to Kang Qi, Kangxi's reaction was obvious to all, and her face was whiter than that of a pregnant woman.

She sighed: "I just know that he has this mind, so I will force him to live." ”

An Hui blinked and asked, "Why?" ”

"He wants his daughter so much, but he doesn't want to mention it because he's afraid of me hurting, and I'm not afraid of pain at all, if he doesn't mention it, then only I take the initiative!"

"What are you husband and wife!?"

She smiled sweetly, "Love!" ”

The way to get along between husband and wife is not only a love, but also trust, but also not afraid to pay.

You Jia covered her mouth and snickered, "Isn't it love, those who love are about to blind us." ”

An Hui threw the melon seed shell into the trash can on the side, then clapped her hands and said, "Can you guarantee that it must be a daughter?" ”

That's the premise!

"So I'm working hard to listen to Chen's mother now, and regulate my body......," she blinked, "Chen's mother said that there is a secret recipe for giving birth to a daughter!" ”

Jing Sa glared and said, "Superstition! Science has proven that giving birth to a boy or a girl is a man's problem, and it has nothing to do with women! ”

This is the chromosome problem of X and Y, men have two chromosomes, but women have one, so they have nothing to do with women, women are a piece of land, what men give, what they plant, there is no choice, ancient women just suffered from no science, what stomach is not angry?

It's the man's kind that doesn't fight, okay?

"I know, the final decision to have a boy or a girl is up to the man, but it also has a certain relationship with the acidity and alkalinity of the woman's physique, Chen's mother showed me some information, I think there is still some truth in what I said, so I want to try it!"

The birth of a boy or a girl is determined by the chromosomes of men, and the other is that it depends on the acidity and alkalinity of the woman's physique, which has a certain scientific basis from a scientific point of view.

The XY chromosome carried by a man is very sensitive to the pH of the surrounding environment, in an acidic environment, the X chromosome is relatively active, and the probability of combining with the egg is relatively high, so it is easy to give birth to a girl, in an alkaline environment, the Y chromosome is relatively active, and the probability of combining the Y chromosome with the egg to give birth to a boy is relatively high.

It is said that in order to change the pH level of a woman who wants a boy, she will use a glass of soda before hey to ensure that the Y chromosome is active, although it may not be 100% successful, but at least it is a method.

She is also working hard in this direction, and because of this, she will ask Kangxi to think about it for a month, this month she needs to adjust her diet, eat lightly, exercise more, and strive to create an alkaline environment, and win women in one fell swoop.

An Hui couldn't help but ask, "What if it's still a son?" ”

Or a son......

Wanwan looked up at the sky, "Then Kangxi just doesn't have his daughter's life, the sky is going to kill him, and I can't help it!" ”

Anyway, it doesn't matter if she's a boy or a girl.

"But...... "I don't know why, I always think that if I had, it would be my daughter!" ”

"No, you have a pre-plan

Do you have a hunch about this? ”

"Intuition!" Her instincts have always been accurate.

An Hui continued to swallow the melon seeds, "Okay, you can give birth if you want to, but it's okay, my daughter must be my daughter-in-law!" ”

She will definitely not give birth, since this is the case, she will turn a daughter-in-law home.

Jing Sa was anxious, "Why, our Xiaojing also wants to marry a daughter-in-law, this matter must be fair, survival of the fittest!" ”

The daughter of the girl must be a smart girl, and if Xiaojing becomes a policeman in the future, she must be a good helper.

"......"

This is not yet written, so don't be in such a hurry.

You Jia won't join in the excitement, she and Yingxi met late, not as deep as An Hui and Jing Sa's relationship, but she agrees with the statement of survival of the fittest, who has the ability, who marries, she has two sons, it is equivalent to having a double chance, she is not afraid.

But it's too early to start thinking about it.

Probably sitting for a long time, she stood up and moved, and saw a big box next to the TV cabinet not far away, seeing that the date of receipt was four days ago, she curiously went over to take a look, and found that it was full of animated DVDs, and the stacked boxes read "Detective Conan".

This is our popular anime, decades of Japanese national animation, even if she doesn't watch anime, she knows that the streets and alleys are all around its anime.

The content of the story seems to be: The handsome guy unfortunately died as a dwarf, and his childhood girlfriend never gave up...... And then the story of investigating the case together.

"Xuan, this is for Xiao Xuan?"

Wouldn't it be too early?

An Hui and Jing Sa heard it, and also went over to take a look, it was really "Detective Conan", genuine DVD, original Japanese sound, Chinese subtitles.

Original Japanese pronunciation?

Jing Sa turned around and asked, "You show Xiao Qi the cartoon in the original Japanese pronunciation, can he understand it?" "Although there are Chinese subtitles, five-year-olds can't recognize a few words.

"It's not for Xiao Qi to see, it's me!"

"Huh!?"

The three were dumbfounded.

"When did you start watching cartoons?"

She sat on the sofa and took a sip of flower tea, "Kangxi bought it for me." ”

Hearing this, the three of them couldn't understand it even more.

"He said that instead of investigating the case with a group of stupid cops, it is better to watch cartoons at home, such as playing against Conan to see who finds the murderer first!"

When Jing Sa heard this, a drop of sweat the size of a bean immediately oozed from his brain.

You Jia smiled and fell on the sofa, "He must be afraid that you are too idle, and he knows that you have always liked suspense detectives and the like, but if these are adult versions, they are a little bloody, and it will be bad for Xiao Qi to see them, so he thought of this way!" ”

She nodded, "That's right! ”

"Poof!" An Hui laughed and peeked at Jing Sa.

Jing Sa's face is very good-looking, she is green and green, she knows that the last time she came to find Yingwan, Kangxi must have known in her heart what she and her senior brother were here for.

As for the case, the advice given by ηš›ηš› is also very useful, they already have some information about the identity of the deceased, and they believe that there will be a result in a few days, and when there is a result, will she come to her.

She suddenly felt so stressed!

You Jia asked, "Then you really played against Conan?" ”

"Compare!"

"The result?"

"I think I'm ready to take the Japanese level 1 exam now!"

Japanese is not the same as English, and the first level is the highest.

An Hui: "......"

You Jia: "......"

Jing Sa: "......"

I know you have a high IQ, but you don't have to be that high.

In the living room downstairs, several little dolls sat in rows, building blocks, and Chen's mother sat on the sofa and looked at them kindly, going over to wipe their sweat from time to time, or going to the kitchen to get some freshly squeezed juice for them to drink.

Osmanthus and Tang Yuan prostrate behind Kang Qi, strangely and quietly looking at the 'skyscraper' built by their little master.

Adults have adult topics, and dolls have their own.

Geng Zhishu said in a milky voice, "Mom said that she wanted to give birth to a little brother for me, did your mother say that she wanted to give birth?" ”

"Brother?" Wei Jing shook his head, "My mother is very busy, and when I came back recently, I fell asleep, and I didn't ask!" ”

Ji Yun grabbed a Lego toy and poked it at his pickup truck, and asked innocently, "Why do you want to give birth to a little brother?" ”

"Because of this, I'm not the youngest, and I can be a brother!" He was the youngest of four children, so he especially wanted someone to call him brother, "Xiaoqing, did my godmother tell you?" ”

Kang Qi was very focused on riding his super 'skyscraper', which was already almost taller than his height, "Yes, my mother said she was going to give me a sister!" ”

"Sister?"

The eyes of the three little ones widened.

Kang Qi nodded and said, "My sister is better than my younger brother, soft, fragrant, can wear beautiful little dresses, and can also wear beautiful bows for her." ”

Geng Zhishu and Ji Yun's little heads showed Kang Qi wearing a skirt...... Kang Qi had sneaked through once because of the heat before, but he was quickly picked up by Wan Wan angrily.

A little sister like Kang Chen......

It must be pretty!

Wei Jing had a sad little face, "I don't want a younger brother or a younger sister, can my mother have another mother?" ”

His own mother is too busy, especially recently, he hasn't eaten with him for a long time, and his father is taking care of him, so he wants his mother more than his younger siblings.

Geng Zhishu said, "You can ask your godmother, maybe you can." ”

Kang Yan raised his eyes, "No, I can only have children, but ...... You can tell your godmother that you can have a child as old as you, and when your godmother is away, there will be someone to accompany you. ”

Although they often play together, they are not together every day, and sometimes they are always lonely.

Wei Jing listened, and his eyes immediately flashed with excitement, "Then I'll tell my mother right away and let her give birth to one for me tomorrow!" ”

Ji Yun clapped his hands and said, "Okay, then we have another little friend, born, remember to inform everyone!" ”

Wei Jing nodded, "Okay!" ”

Chen's mother listened to these childlike words, and laughed so much that her eyes couldn't see.

When he went home in the evening, Wei Jing made his request very strictly.

"Mom, will you give me another baby? Isn't it good? ”

Weibao was driving in front of him, and his hand holding the steering wheel almost slipped.

The son is really his own.

He peeked at Jing Sa, who was sitting in the back row.

Jing Sa's face turned red, "Don't talk nonsense!" ”

Wei Jing kicked his little feet and said: "I want it, I just want it, you give birth to another one, Zhishu is going to have a younger brother, Brother Qi is also going to have a younger sister, I don't want a younger brother, I don't want a younger sister, you just give birth to a baby as big as me!" ”

Jing Sa: "......"

What does this mean by asking her to give birth to Nezha?

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Japanese anime, must be in Japanese original voice, Chinese dubbing, resolutely unbearable.

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