Chapter 14: Women Are Made of Water
Tang Bing, a crazy woman, took a machete, jumped directly on the table, and slashed at Qin Chuan with a knife: "Even if God comes today, Lao Tzu will hack you to death, a stinky rascal!" ”
When a woman reaches this level, Qin Chuan's sense of beauty towards her instantly drops to a negative number, and there is only fear in his heart!
"Bang dang!"
On the dining table, a deep pit appeared.
A dense cold sweat broke out behind Qin Chuan's back.
Without hesitation, he bent on his waist and slipped into the kitchen.
Qin Chuan immediately locked the door, then sat on the ground, kicked violently and said: "Crazy woman, I want to call the police, you dare to deliberately murder!" ”
"Bang!"
With a loud bang, Tang Bing kicked the door and said loudly, "You called the police?" Lao Tzu is the policeman! You come out now, and we can discuss it! ”
Qin Chuan stood up, stared at Tang Bing outside the window, looked at Tang Bing, stretched out his finger, hooked it, and said with a cheap face: "I won't come out!" Come on, come and spank me, come on, spank me! ”
Qin Chuan said, jumped around, and slapped his buttocks.
Cheap, too cheap!
Tang Bing stared at Qin Chuan with a look of undersampling, and his heart burned with anger.
Tang Bing was in a very bad mood during this time, because their police station encountered a tricky case.
Tang Bing is one of the main persons in charge of this case, and they have been given a time limit, if they don't solve the case, the director will let them roll up and get out.
But the other party's modus operandi is weird, so that their group of police officers are helpless.
In the past few days, she didn't eat and sleep well, and finally came back to rest, but she met Qin Chuan, a pervert.
Her anger instantly shifted to Qin Chuan.
Chu Rourou walked out of the bedroom in her pajamas, and she was also startled when she saw Tang Bing holding a machete.
Chu Rourou hurriedly ran to Tang Bing's side, pulled Tang Bing, and said with a timid expression: "Sister Bingbing, he is also our roommate, you must have misunderstood, right?" ”
"Misunderstanding?" Tang Bing turned his head and stared at Chu Rou softly loudly: "He dared to peek at the old lady changing clothes, this is also a misunderstanding?" ”
Tang Bing was so loud that Chu Rourou took a step back.
Chu Rourou turned her head, stared at Qin Chuan, blinked her eyes, and said in a low voice, "Really? Qin Chuan? ”
Qin Chuan looked at two women with completely different personalities, and suddenly felt that the gap between people could be so big?
Qin Chuan sighed and said: "Rourou, let me tell you, she is unnecessary, I obviously fell asleep in the living room, she woke me up and didn't say anything, and said that I saw her change clothes, is this still reasonable?" Is there still a royal law for this? ”
Chu Rourou turned her head, stared at Tang Bing and winked and said, "Sister Bingbing, when you changed your clothes, were you sure he saw it?" ”
Tang Bing was a little weak-hearted, after all, it was her yelling that made this man wake up, did he really not see anything?
When Qin Chuan saw this, he was unforgiving, rolled his eyes and said, "Look, she herself doesn't know if I saw it, and now she is actually holding a knife to cut me, it's really arrogant and unreasonable!" ”
"Who are you talking about being arrogant?!" Tang Bing pointed directly at Qin Chuan with a machete.
Chu Rourou tugged at the corner of Tang Bing's clothes, stared at the machete in her hand and said, "Sister Bingbing......"
Anyone with a discerning eye can see that if someone else says a word, you point a knife at someone else, isn't it still arrogant and unreasonable?
Tang Bing seemed to have a conscience that had found out, so he raised his willow eyebrows, stared at Qin Chuan and said, "You really didn't see me change clothes?" ”
Qin Chuan stretched out a hand above his head and said impassionedly: "Absolutely not, if I see you changing clothes, I will be thundered five times a day, and I will be a single for a lifetime, forever ......"
"Okay, okay, believe you, we are a misunderstanding."
Tang Bing said, put away the knife, and walked towards his bedroom.
Qin Chuan breathed a sigh of relief and said in a low voice: "God, if you dare to make me a single person for the rest of my life, you will have no to give birth to a son, and no Mimi to give birth to a daughter!" ”
Qin Chuan walked out of the kitchen, stared at Chu Rourou, clasped his hands into fists and said: "Rourou girl, your great kindness, I, Qin Chuan, toothless and unforgettable, I am ready, I promise to be personal, are you willing?" ”
Chu Rourou's face suddenly turned red, and she glanced at Qin Chuan and said, "Qin Chuan, don't be joking, if you bully me again, I will let Sister Bingbing give me a head." ”
"Qin Chuan!"
Tang Bing's voice sounded again.
Qin Chuan did not hesitate, ran to the door of the kitchen as soon as he slipped away, holding the door with one hand, and said vigilantly to Tang Bing, who was holding a machete: "Eldest sister, didn't we resolve the contradiction just now?" What else do you want? ”
Tang Bing pointed at Qin Chuan with a machete, she seemed to suddenly find that she was too man, sorry for her woman's body, and hurriedly changed her other hand, pointed at Qin Chuan and said: "You remember for me, Xu Yingying, Chu Rourou, they are all my good sisters, if you dare to bully them, I will be the first to clean you up, don't blame the old lady for not reminding you!" ”
Qin Chuan was depressed in his heart, the other party was a woman, and she was a beautiful woman.
If it was a man, he directly raised his fist and knocked the other party down.
Qin Chuan said deflated: "Eldest sister, it's good if you don't bully me." ”
Tang Bing thought about it, yes, with her, who would dare to go wild?
Even pure masters, she can also knock down a few empty-handed!
Tang Bing then walked towards his bedroom.
Seeing Tang Bing leaving, Qin Chuan sat on the chair next to the dining table and said: "This is a tigress, the master used to say that the woman under the mountain is a tiger, and the tiger's butt can't be touched, Nima is really like this!" ”
Chu Rourou took a glass of water for Qin Chuan and said, "Are you okay?" ”
Qin Chuan took the water cup, took a sip and said, "It's okay, thank you, you go to sleep, you have to go to work tomorrow." ”
"Well, you go to bed early, I was going to let you take me to play the game today, but I played alone, and I was abused by the guy yesterday, and he laughed at me and said, yesterday was obviously a booster."
Chu Rourou said with big clear eyes.
At this moment, Qin Chuan felt that Chu Rourou was too good, such a girl, she was called a woman.
Qin Chuan raised his eyebrows and said, "That guy added your game number yesterday?" ”
"Yes, he also told me that if you want to be his master, I must tell you."
Qin Chuan smiled and said, "If he asks next time, you can say that I will let him roll as far as he wants." ”
Chu Rourou pursed her lips and said, "Wouldn't this be too ruthless?" ”
"No, you can go to bed."
"Well, good night." Chu Rourou made a scissor hand for Qin Chuan, and walked towards her room with a smile on her face.
Qin Chuan leaned on the dining table, propped up his hands and said: "The ancients said that women are made of water, and I think only Chu Rourou is worthy of the praise of the ancients." ”
Just when Qin Chuan just stood up, he saw Tang Bing wearing a police uniform and hurriedly walking out of the bedroom.
When she saw Qin Chuan, she immediately walked towards Qin Chuan and said, "Your name is Qin Chuan, right?" ”
Qin Chuan couldn't help but take two steps back, and made a defensive move of Sanda: "What do you want to do?" ”
"I beg you a favor!"
"Please ask me a favor?" Qin Chuan looked stunned for a moment, then looked up to the sky and laughed: "Hahaha! Sister, just kidding, you're so tough, and you still need my help? ”