The director said there that the common people moved the corn, potatoes, cabbage, eggplant, garlic! And a chicken and two big white geese! If you catch or jump around, if you weigh two catties of meat, you can open a banquet!

He felt like he had suddenly turned into a vegetable market tyrant!

The old lady squinted at the scale pole, afraid that she would lose two catties, and she got closer and closer.

The director was embarrassed, "Auntie, we won't lose your pounds." ”

The old man rolled his eyes, "Who knows?" looks like a good person, but you know that people don't know their hearts! Such a good lady and girl, you dragged people here and didn't give them food. If we don't give it, will you give them something to eat? ”

Director: "......"

He refused to answer the question!

The old lady who danced the most standard square dance finally saw the scale clearly, stood up straight and smiled with Xia Fan and said, "Little girl, since you said that we will record the show, they want to bully you, you will come to my wife!" You see I don't ......."

He stopped halfway through his words and glared at the director threateningly.

Director: "......"

The assistant director, who was holding the chicken that was constantly fluttering, couldn't even get his hands free to wipe his sweat. I want to offend no one and don't offend the old lady, and don't abuse anyone and don't abuse the old lady's favorite! It's been tortured, why is this, why!

The chicken, which was constantly wailing, could not answer him.

The villagers are gone, and the director team is dumbfounded by a bunch of things, what should I do with these? It's not in the script! Xia Fan took three hundred and seventy-four yuan and five cents, which should be enough for two days.

Chen Jiayu looked excited, "I suddenly those grandmothers are good, and some of them dance well." ”

Xia Fan smiled, "Is there a possibility, if they don't live in this place, they may become another person." The www.biquge.info of Biqu Pavilion is different, and the opportunities are different, most people are not smarter than others, but they are more fortunate and have the premise of hard work. ”

Chen Jiayu was stunned, it is not wrong to say this, standing on the stage of the limelight, in addition to hard work, luck is indispensable, but when these words came out of Xia Fan's mouth, he always had an indescribable sense of disobedience.

Such a tone...... The other party was several years younger than him, but when he thought about it, he felt that it was nothing that he had just taught people square dance.

Thanks to the man, he has something to eat tonight.

The director felt that there was something evil, and the recording of the show was smoother than expected, but he always felt that something was not quite right.

He called Xia Fan's agent, but there was no connection.

Yang Tian, who was a thousand kilometers away, silently put down his mobile phone and joked, he didn't do this super-standard question!

The director stared at Xia Fan again, and the other party's mentality was very relaxed, as if he only regarded recording as an ordinary game, and deliberately released water in the first two times......

But the water was too sloppy......

A bold idea popped up in his head, and the director went straight to someone and said, "Actually, you don't want to hide your strength, it's okay." ”

Xia Fan herself didn't know that she had a strong sense of variety shows, and she was unconsciously starting to guide the other four people.

This is only the first installment.

The director has been in the industry for more than ten years, and he has a keen consciousness, if Xia Fan is brought out, there will definitely be unexpected effects, he has a feeling of digging up a treasure, and at the same time he feels that the egg hurts, because this person is too uncontrollable, and those processes will probably be changed in a mess.

The last game is to fight for the room, the winner has a bed, the loser can only play outside to sleep in a tent, there are already mosquitoes in April, and it is naturally uncomfortable to sleep in the open.

Playing is a 99 multiplication table, one person points to the other person's name after finishing the question and answers, and is eliminated if he can't answer in two seconds.

In fact, it is not easy, when asked "59", primary school students can immediately answer "45", but when asked about "95", most of them are not very able to react......

It's actually more interesting than who is hard-hearted and will frame people.

Xia Fan is a girl after all, so none of the four of them deliberately embarrassed at first, and after framing each other for a round, only Lu Xiaofen and Chen Jiayu remained, plus a Xia Fan who didn't participate in the war much.

Zhao Ziqian is really pitiful, he and Xia Fan are two extremes, no matter what game he does, he will be the first to be out......

However, when the show was broadcast later, he gained a large number of mother fans and aunt fans, and because of this, the drama of the former domineering president was finally broadened.

Xia Fan thought about going to sleep, her brain was as fast as the speed of speech, and the two of them were eliminated one after another, and they didn't react and looked at each other with a confused expression.

The director thought to himself that fortunately, the four in the first round were more gentlemanly, otherwise it would have been over in five minutes...... The process went too fast.

The ending is perfect, Xia Fan sleeps in the room, and the other four people sleep in the tent.

The next day of recording, as expected, the style rushed in an inexplicable direction, and the process and script played a negligible role.

Ten thousand horses can't be pulled back.

The director was surprised that Xia Fan's body was so good, even if he was a martial arts star, he couldn't! He didn't know if the audience would like the show if it was filmed like this, but the wood was already in the boat, and there was no room for choice.

The show is also under the banner of tricky guests, and the staff have suffered a lot, this time it was filmed together in two consecutive episodes, and their situation in the past three days is really indescribable.

There was still the last day, Xia Fan couldn't hold it anymore, and he had to think of a way.

The agent still can't get through, the assistant director who carried the chicken last time came up with an idea, there is a monk around here who is very spiritual, or come to see the number of lives of the show? By the way, think of a way to suppress people?

The director was furious when he heard Tiyì, "We have to believe in science!!

The assistant director of the chicken was a little aggrieved, "But he is really effective." ”

The director thought for two seconds, "That...... Just give it a try. ”

The assistant director called the mage that afternoon, and then the great monk came with two apprentices after a while......

The director actually regretted calling him a monk, what is this! Looking for a mage to suppress the guests?! Do you still have a face when you pass it out?

But since the people came, he still asked them to take a look.

Master Xuyun held a string of Buddha beads, a group of treasures solemn, he glanced at the direction pointed out by the person from afar, and said slowly: "There is a fixed number in the underworld, and the female benefactor is not small. ”

The director frowned, "What is called is not small. ”

Master Xuyun fiddled with the Buddha beads in his hand, "In the previous life, countless people were killed and countless people were saved, the merits and evil qi were offset, but the life was extremely strong, and it was impossible for human beings to reverse it." ”

The director's face is black now, what does this mean that he had better lie down and admit abuse? What a monk!

"Full of nonsense, you go."

Master Xuyun bowed, "The donor is still short of sesame oil money, a total of three thousand." ”

The director was stunned for a long time, "Monks also collect money?" Three thousand, you should rob it? Bully me, I don't have culture, don't I understand anything?"

Master Xuyun's tone was still unhurried, "The monk also wants to eat. After a pause, he took a step back.

The two apprentices who were standing in front of him rolled up the sleeves of their robes, one with a dragon tattooed on his arm, and the other with strong muscles.

"My two apprentices, one of them was the leader of the green forest before me, and the other was a Muay Thai professional match, and they were both influenced by me later, and the donor should settle the sesame oil money as soon as possible, they didn't have a big understanding, and their temper was not very good."

After receiving the money, Master Xuyun smiled slightly, and then instructed the two apprentices, "Yuanjue Yuanhui, you should step aside, this benefactor has been influenced by you, Amitabha." ”

Director: "......"

Master Xuyun was about to leave in the end, and finally said a good word, "The generosity of the donor will definitely be blessed, and your career will be prosperous this year, and you will be able to get like a fish in water, don't be too bold." ”

The director held his heart that was about to break into petals, and he was in a daze for a moment, but the phone rang, it was his daughter calling, and he cheered up again.

That's right, home is the driving force of his struggle! It's his bulwark and his harbor!

"Dad, how is my husband! Isn't it handsome and beautiful, you have to take good care of your son-in-law! ”

The director was furious: "Who is your husband!" "His daughter is only in her second year of high school!

"Fanfan, you must ask me for autographs, ten! Mom said she wanted ten too! And don't be embarrassed! My mother said that she wanted you to deliberately embarrass Fanfan, and she would embarrass you when you got home, Dad, you should do a good job. ”

Director: "......"

A warm harbor?