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After the Copa del Rey ended, Gu Bei stayed for another day, and after making sure that something other than the control was unlikely to happen, he simply handed over to the team members and left Spain.

Although I had to go to class, it wasn't all day and night -- and I wasn't a senior in high school. Coupled with the fact that he completely got rid of the older giant babies, Gu Bei completely started a period of idle time with classes and no classes.

And the side effect of this life is that her Twitter explosion is like a crazy update of all kinds of scenery - like a travel friend Amway blog.

In order to prevent the unpredictable consequences of hand slipping, Gu Bei deleted the information of BOOM and Cristiano on the twitter login interface, and re-added his own private tweets.

@Baobao_Gu: The Colosseum in Rome, and a pair of silver cups engraved with scenes from the Colosseum.

@BaoBao_Gu: See a mask in Venice, 100 euros...... Distressed wallet to suffocation.

@BaoBao_Gu: When I arrived in Provence, I didn't see lavender, I came early......

@BaoBao_Gu: I bought a bag of corn kernels to feed the pigeons, and I couldn't help but taste one of them...... Confession......

@BaoBao_Gu: On the streets of Rio, getting lost eating popcorn...... It's still raining heavily, can this rain stop today? -

There are no pictures of themselves, no watching football and gossip...... You can't do that with vacations...... right?

BOOM has not been updated, the twitters of players and coaches are also very old, and the only thing that is updating at the speed of light is still a tourist ...... Oh my God, if it weren't for the game, I would have thought that Real Madrid would be disbanded on the spot.

Speaking of BOOM, I feel even sadder. I usually get tired of watching her blow Cristiano, but she doesn't blow it anymore, I miss her so much-

A friend of mine went to Real Madrid specifically, and she told me very cheaply that she missed the time when Gu Beiman confessed Cristiano to the world...... I said I was ...... too.

Buy and leave, Cristiano's birthday is coming, what gift do you think Gu Bei will prepare for him? ――

Needless to say? ――

Is it so hard to be a strict person...... I also think it's going to be herself-

Mendez looked at Cristiano, who held up his phone and didn't know what he was looking at, and shook his goblet of red wine in boredom, clinking glasses with Cassie, who was also idle.

"Cristiano, although I know that I lost the Copa del Rey, it's been almost half a month, even if it's a period of spiritual mourning, it's time limit, right?" Mendes took a sullen sip of red wine, "Don't you think we sit like this, it doesn't look like it's your birthday?" ”

Coentrão said Mendez was right.

"Cristiano," Sara also thought Cristiano was a little strange, "uh, hasn't Ann been back to Madrid yet?" ”

Everyone present became nervous - Gu Bei didn't go back to Madrid to celebrate Cristiano's birthday, this matter was already very strict, but fortunately, Cristiano didn't say it himself, and they could pretend not to find out.

Until now, they may not be able to fit it anymore.

But fortunately, Cristiano didn't make it too difficult for everyone. He just flattened his mouth, "She went to Brazil yesterday, didn't you see her twitter?" ”

"No, after all, we're the ones whose accounts were confiscated by her......" Cassie disgustedly placing the apple juice on the table and picking a blueberry cookie that looked more pleasing to the eye, "but my question is, how did you - see - her on Twitter?" ”

The ears of a circle of people around the table were pricked up.

Great, everyone knew that Gu Bei had given Cristiano a trumpet differently - but then confiscated it. So in other words, the account that Cristiano is using to watch Twitter is completely - illegal - now.

Cristiano, the only good baby who Gu Bei stamped and accepted, actually opened a trumpet behind her back - this is probably one of the few interesting points in a boring life.

Cristiano did look a little embarrassed, "Uh...... No, I just ......" He couldn't think of a word, so he just spread his hands and simply played tricks, "Okay, I got an account." But I'm just cautiously looking around with it, and not a single update has been issued. Didn't pay attention to anyone either. ”

"Including Ann?" Sara will be skeptical.

"Of course, I'm not stupid, what if she finds out...... I haven't even liked her or commented on her. Cristiano seems to be very proud of his caution.

But several of the girlfriends showed a frowning and shrugging expression at the same time, the meaning of which was indescribable, "Uh, but you don't think you look like a ...... Voyeurism? ”

They said in unison.

Cristiano refused to talk to them.

"So, is there any connection between her going to Brazil and her not returning to Madrid?" Pepe, who has been making mistakes lately, asked cautiously.

"Of course there is, have you all forgotten? It's Cristiano's birthday, but it's also Mr. Neymar's birthday. So I asked Ann to postpone my trip to Brazil and go for the two days, bringing him a gift by the way, and the warm young gentleman invited Ann to lunch—so she could return to-night. Mendez explained the cause and effect for Cristiano.

Cristiano pursed his lips, looking a little wistful - it was clear that his girlfriend was having lunch with other men who had birthdays on the same day, and it didn't have an effect on him.

It's hard for a boy to be indifferent to his girlfriend congratulating other boys on their birthdays in person, especially when their birthdays are on the same day.

But soon, Cristiano gave himself a reassurance, even though he still looked a little uncomfortable, "It's okay, she didn't do it voluntarily anyway." ”

…… A very amazing self-soothing therapy......

And Mendes, who has always connived at Cristiano, was not relentless this time, "Yes, Cristiano, of course Ann did not do it voluntarily. ”

Coentrão shoved a piece of peanut candy into his mouth to avoid unnecessary openings.

“…… Oh, I saw your new car," Cassie tried to turn the tide on their physical and mental health, "why would you buy an orange Lamborghini?" Even though they insisted it was red, I thought it still looked a bit ...... Girlish? ”

Several of the other people who had been called to fill in the blank slots of his girlfriend's absence nodded maliciously and repeated the word - girl.

"But it's pretty and beautiful, isn't it?" Cristiano didn't seem to be affected, "Oh yes, I think Ann likes the color." ”

Why can you go back to any topic? A few other people were playing with cups and didn't want to join the conversation.

But Cristiano seems unfazed by their indifference, and continues to say with great interest: "Have you seen it? She had a bottle of nail polish that was orange and had a ...... It's also possible that several lipsticks are also orange-red, and there is even an orange bag. ”

"Cristiano, that color isn't orange - I said lipstick." Coentrão's girlfriend said.

Cristiano was a little puzzled for a moment, and began to try to recall the lipstick, but to no avail, he had to humbly ask for advice, "What's that?" I thought I was not mistaken? ”

"It's a pumpkin orange! Cristiano! Sara couldn't help but say, "Orange is orange, pumpkin orange is another color!" ”

All the men fell into a different kind of deep sorrow from which they could not extricate themselves.

“…… All right...... Pumpkin oranges are pumpkin oranges......" Cristiano doesn't argue with women about lipstick, "Anyway, it's this color, I'm thinking, if Ann wears that color of nail polish and lipstick, carries that bag, and drives this car......"

"The color scheme on the body is too simple, and it will be very ugly." Mrs. Mendez glanced at her husband and gave Cristiano a cool sarcastic remark.

Cristiano pouted-

It's very stupid and completely aesthetically devoid, but look at people! Look at you again! You're just going to throw me your bank card and say, "Oh dear, buy whatever you like—Mrs. Mendes's inner little theatre is a one-man show of rage.

Mendez touched his nose - he looked like he was receiving the signal.

Sara and the other two members of the girlfriend group also looked at their boyfriend with condemning eyes, - look at Cristiano! It's a little silly, but I've done something! -

Cassie was determined to save every ball from Cristiano in the next shooting practice, while Coentrão and Pepe were determined to be in a different group and tackle Cristiano.

And Mendes?

Mendes wanted to give Barcelona a call, - Hello dear, do you need another Ballon d'Or winner to put together a legendary squad that will have to die when the two strikers stand on the field? -

Something had to be done to stop him.

They think so.

"But why do you want to buy this for Ann? It's your birthday, isn't it? Mendes asked kindly, God bless the men of the world, and I hope Cristiano's answer here is - Ann wants this, so I bought it for her.

It's not saving the world, but it's better than consciously buying this kind of answer.

"Oh, I just wanted to buy a car, and then I saw this new car on the Internet, and it happened to be this color." Cristiano seemed to be still thinking about the colour scheme that Mrs. Mendes was talking about, so he seemed a little absent-minded, "The last time she bought me a car, she said she could drive it in red. But she bought it for me after all -- I mean, I want her to drive the car I bought. Uh, did I get it clear? ”

Very stupid junior high school students' view of love: let the other person be full of my imprint - to be honest, junior high school students at this age do not necessarily have this kind of childish thinking.

Mendez gave up on self-redemption and simply turned his face away to talk to Cassie, not looking at his wife.

He now finally knows how wise Jose Mourinho was to refuse to come on the pretext that the manager shouldn't be too close to the players off the pitch.

"It's all now, hasn't Ann arrived yet?" Cristiano didn't pay attention to Mendes' low pressure, but looked at the watch hanging on the wall a little anxiously, "It's already five o'clock, and Ann said that her flight will be in Madrid at 4:50." ”

Sara took a sip of red wine and reassured Cristiano for everyone's sake, "It's raining heavily in most parts of Brazil, maybe the flight was delayed for a while. ”

As soon as she finished saying this, Cristiano's mobile phone rang, "It's Ann!" ”

Cristiano cheered.

"Have you arrived in Madrid? Have you seen Mr. Driver? We're all ......" The smile on Cristiano's face suddenly disappeared, "what did you say?" Cancelled today's flights? ”

Cristiano looked disappointed, "It's okay...... This is also something I didn't expect, so have you already called a car? How far is the hotel? ”

A few onlookers clinked glasses to each other in boredom - so that they didn't have to witness the two men show affection.

"No, it really doesn't matter, it's completely okay if you don't come for my birthday." Cristiano's eyes were red, he hung up the phone, and without saying a word, he changed his shoes and walked out of the house.

"Is he going to cry or ......" Pepe got the answer before he finished asking.

Just a few seconds later, they heard the incessant and eerie sirens of Cristiano's new car.