"Why are you here~"

Kirino asked Long'er menacingly.

"How can I say it~ Because the Ultraman of the M87 star started the carnival PLTY, but he got drunk, and then he didn't pay attention to the strength and threw a piece of food bone at the Zenith Starman's spaceship, and the Zenith Star Man was of course not convinced. But the Ultramans were still in a drunken state, and said directly, "If you don't accept it, you're here to do it~ I!!" The Zenith people looked at it, such an arrogant tone, and suddenly the old fire so the new galactic war broke out suddenly, in this outbreak, the fragments of a planet that were damaged by them accidentally passed by the solar system, and were seen by Chang'e on the moon, Chang'e picked it up and looked at it under curiosity, and found that "Oh, my mother~ This little stone is old and beautiful", so he made this thing into a ring, and then Wu Gang was not convinced! I thought, "Your milk~ milk legs, I cut down trees here all day long, and I was taken the first step. I'm not mistaken~" So the osmanthus wine was brewed under grief and indignation, and then a drop of osmanthus wine was accidentally dropped into the mortal world, and then it was obtained by a little sister called Qin Shihuang in the Celestial Dynasty, this little sister ~ It was already a good wine, how could you not taste it when you smelled the aroma of this wine, but after drinking a drop of wine, do you know what's wrong? ……”

Kirino was dizzy by Long'er's long chain relationship, and subconsciously replied to Long'er's words:

"I don't know ......"

"I really don't know?!"

The dragon looked like he was very surprised.

"I really don't know......"

"It's okay if I don't know, let's continue to watch the show~"

"Oh~~ Wait! So why did you come here!! ”

Kirino seems to have come back a little bit, and asked Long'er angrily.

"You really have to listen, I just talked about the Warring States Period~ Next, the Qin Dynasty, Western Chu, the Western Han, the New Dynasty, the Xuan Han, the Eastern Han Dynasty, the Three Kingdoms Period (Wei, Shu, Wu), Jin (Western Jin, Eastern Jin), Northern and Southern Dynasties [Southern Dynasties (Song, Qi, Liang, Chen), Northern Dynasties (Northern Wei, Eastern Wei, Western Wei, Northern Qi, Northern Zhou)], Sui, Tang, Five Dynasties (Later Liang, Later Tang, Later Jin, Later Han, Later Zhou), Ten Kingdoms [Former Shu, Later Shu, Southern Wu, Southern Tang, Wu Yue, Min State, Southern Chu, Southern Han, Southern Han, Northern Han], Song (Northern Song Dynasty, Southern Song Dynasty, Liao, Western Xia, Jin, Yuan, Ming, Qing, China Mengguo, Great Heavenly Empire, and then it will be my turn here, you are sure, please listen to me slowly and elaborate~~ Words......"

"Wait, wait!! Let's watch the show!! I'm not interested in you anyway. ”

Kirino stopped the dragon in time. With a swing of his body, his gaze returned to the stage.

"Well~ It's a pity, by the way, Kirino has to wear the hat you gave you~"

Long Er smashed his mouth, looking at Kirino as if you had suffered a loss, but then looked at Kirino swaying excitedly because of the wonderful performance on the stage, and almost shook off his hat, Long'er helped Kirino stabilize his hat in time and reminded him.

"Hats? Why do you care so much about this? Any questions? ”

"Well~ how to say, if you don't want to be discovered by your classmates at school, just in case you're still wearing a hat. After all, it's not a good thing if you are recognized, right? ”

"Acquaintances!! And it's not known what I'm interested in?! ”

At Long'er's words, Kirino almost jumped up in fright, and then immediately bent down and fastened his hat tightly on his head, as if he was afraid of being seen by an acquaintance in Long'er's mouth. It seems that after Ayase's incident, Kirino was also a little bitten by a snake and was afraid of the well rope for ten years.

"Who~who! Here it is. ”

Kirino asked Long'er softly.

"I can't say who it is, but I'm among the contestants. Just be careful not to be detected. ”

"Contestants? Forget it, you'll have to explain it to me in detail. ”

"Oh~ how clear does it need to be? Then I can start from when Brother Pan opened the sky~"

Long Er said with a narrow smile in his eyes.

"How far away, how far can you die for me!!"

And while Ryu'er and Kirino were talking here, the performance on the stage seemed to be over, accompanied by a meter-like thing on the side of the stage lit up.

The voice sounded, and the light on the meter slowly lit up. The eyes of the entire venue were also focused on the meter, and the meter did not stop until there was a sound of "bang~".

"Ninety-nine points!! The highest score so far, ahhh~ But what a pity!! If it weren't for the judges' efforts not to make the next contestants lose confidence, it would have been a perfect score. It's the end of the game~"

On stage, host. Shocked by this score.

However, since it's for the next contestants, you shouldn't say it so loudly~Is it okay to be a very striking person~

Of course, even so, the next game went smoothly.

There are COS people who play the role of elementary school students directly, and there are also people who advertise their own cafes. Of course, there are also cosplay contestants with beards and bearded foreign middle-aged men with exposed ~ chest hair, and for such contestants, the audience in the audience has friendly eyes, and then directly dials the zero.

"Really, this kind of blind man can't have been arrested and taken to the police station before?"

Kirino, who put down the phone, covered his eyes and said helplessly.

"Hawkers~ This is also to increase the topic, and maybe this uncle will be very famous in the future, and maybe he will be invited to places like major comic conventions."

Long Er also put away the phone and said with a reassuring smile.

"By the way, my acquaintance hasn't played yet?"

"Wait a minute, it should be on the field, anyway, as soon as she plays, you will recognize the urgency."

Ryu'er recalled the number of the contest chosen by Kanako and said with a determined expression.

At the same time-

"Then next, please invite the No. 21 player, Sister Kana Kana, to play!"

"Yes~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"

She replied to the host in the sweet voice of Mellulu.

Then, "Kana Kana's sister" appeared, and everyone present seemed to be frozen. Although it was because of the amazing reason of high acquaintance, the first words that Kanako said when he stood in the middle of the stage made the amazement instantly turn into consternation. "Starry ☆ Magical Girl Merlulu! Started――――――― you?"

Merulu (Kanako) raises her cane briskly, grunt? Took a turn. This action and line are exactly the same as the image inserted before the start of each episode of the anime (before the theme song).

In addition, the music began to play, and it was the OP song of "Starry Stars ☆ Magical Girl Meruru", and the melody of "Meteor☆Impact" sounded from the loudspeaker. Ururu (Kanako) began to beat with the intro, and at some point, she had already taken the flower tube in one hand and blinked her eyes to the beat of the song.

It's like an idol singer. And then

Plum - Lu Mei Lu Mei Lu Mei Lu Mei Lu Mei ~ Mei - Lu Mei Lu Mei ~ ~

In the universe shine ~~ shine

Meteor ~~☆ Use magic to spray and shoot to attack and hit the enemy and people~~

From the land of magic for the sake of Earth

Descending Flow-Move You-Okay~~

Starry magical girl Meluru~~?

Shoo~~ingStar~~Shoo~~ingStar~~ Fly to your heart

I use a lot of power that is bigger than a meteorite (KIRA☆) -- (KIRA☆)

Aim at your heart - sniper station? With ~~ with my full strength? Full Magic?

Don't run away, take it well~~?

Following the climax of the song, Meruru (Kanako) throws her cane upwards and turns around in place. At the same time, he grasped the flipped and fallen rod precisely in his hand and blinked.

At this point, there is no need for language. Long Er has already entered a stupor.

And in exchange, the audience, who had been in a trance until now, all came back to their senses together.

"Woooo So strong and strong! ”

"Merlulu is the highest!"

"Kana Kana is so cute! LOLI IS SO CUTE! ”

"Mei, Meimei, Meilulu finally descended, and the three-dimensional wall was finally broken!! Ulla!!!! ”

“YA―HA―！”

There was thunder of joy. It's the same as the little sister of the ninety-nine at that time, and even above that.

Kirino also seemed short of breath and was full of praise. She pointed to the stage.

"So cute, love! What's that, what's that!? CG！？ Is it CG!? ”

Kirino's whole person has fallen into madness.

"Not good, nose...... Nosebleed...... The blood is out! ”

Seeing this scene, Long Er hurriedly blocked Kirino's nose with a tissue.

Anyway, what is the difference between you and the idiot now~

"Thank you—?"

On the other side, on the stage, Kanako, who had finished the song, raised her staff with a satisfied smile.

Slight fine sweat attached to Kanako's forehead, under the light of the light, it looks a little crystal clear, it looks like dancing and singing such a thing, it is indeed very physically exhausting, but looking at its satisfied smile, yes ~ This girl seems to like to be praised ~ Perhaps, Kanako is surprisingly suitable for being an idol of the Akihabara lineage.

And just then, when Long Er thought like this, he was slightly distracted. Kirino held a red tissue in one hand and asked Long'er incredulously.

“…… My acquaintance, when will it come out? ”……

In this way, the winner of the "2nd Starry ☆ Magical Girl Meruru Formula Cosplay Tournament" is Kana Kana's younger sister who won a perfect score brilliantly, that is, Kanako Raisu.

At the award ceremony, the host received the winning prize and trophy from the host. Kanako, who made a special figure, shook hands tightly with the little sister of Charita (who scored 99 points) in second place.

Both had smiles on their faces. It's a happy scene to praise each other for their opponents' performances.

Long'er also fooled Tong Nai and asked her to go home first, Long'er came to the lounge with the pride and blessing of the winner.

And there, I saw--

"Ah~~~~~ I can't stand ~~~~~~~~. What's the matter, those dead houses~~. What Kana Kana is so cute, Mei Lulu is so cute, Mei Lulu is so cute. I really can't stand it."

In a squatting position, Mei Lulu is smoking.

Can I give this bear kid a smack?

"What are you smoking for me! Give me death!! ”

I'm sorry~I've already smoked it~

"Holy! What do you want! Yes! You think you're wearing black clothes, black pants, and black sunglasses! Tell you that my mother is not a vegetarian, and a phone call in a minute will call tens of thousands of people to kill you, believe it or not! ”

Kanako, who was beaten and screamed in pain, said with a ruffian look after Long Er stopped his hand.

Clam~ My Takasu Yoshichen likes to shoot at those who think they are capable.

Ryu'er just wanted to continue to teach Kanako a lesson. A weak girl's voice rang out.

"Ka, Kana Kana...... That one...... No...... Say something like that? It's rare, everyone comes to cheer up...... And swearing is ...... Bad behavior too. ”

"Huh? Are you stupid ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~?"

Poof-, Kanako spat a puff of cigarette at Charita's little sister.

"Ahem, ahem...... Whew, whew, ......"

Charita's little sister's eyes were filled with tears.

"Whoa, whoa! Mellulu has become a dark witch~~~!? ”

Very much in keeping with her childlike status, tears burst out of the room.

Kanako, who witnessed such a scene, said indifferently.

"Ahh~The bear child is trouble~"

"It's you, the bear child!"

The dragon roared loudly.

"! I haven't settled accounts with you yet! It's just an agent, or Ayase's agent, and you're here to talk crookedly and want to die? ”

"Want to die? You said I'm going to send you a cigarette now! 's picture to Ayase, who died faster. ”

"Huh? Where are you looking? It's a chocolate cigarette ~~~~~."

"Is there such a chocolate cigarette in the world! Isn't that still smoking!? ”

"It's just that I added it too fast to smoke"

"Huo~ What you say, go tell Ayase!"

Long Er quickly took out his mobile phone and took a photo.

"Don't mind! ~Something to say~~~~"

Kanako hurriedly extinguished the cigarette in her mouth. With a flattering smile, he said to Long'er.

"Not negotiable, sorry~~~~~"

"Eh~~~ Don't, what conditions can be mentioned~ Even if it's ...... That's okay~~~"

It's already completely broken~ The protagonist of the children's anime, with a face~ seductive expression, what's the matter!! The soul is faint.

"That's it! You're going to make me can't help but whip you again. Answer me a few questions, and I'll think about whether or not to send the photos to Ayase. ”

Long'er, I don't want to look at it, this appearance, shaking his head. After doing it, he said to Kanako.

"Questions? This is easy to say, mention it~~~ The number of measurements is also OK~~~"

"I'm not interested in this! Just wanted to ask you, how did you come up with Mellulu's theme song? You're not an otaku~"

"Clams~ That's it~ Won't it be good if you hear it once~ What's the fuss."

"What about dance? And so it is? ”

"Of course, compared to the dance of the training institution, this kind of dance is too simple and easy to cut."

Kanako said nonchalantly.

"So one last question. It looks so happy on stage...... Is that a lie? It's all acting - in fact, are you treating the whole audience as stupid? ”

"Huh? Well......

Kanako replied coldly after thinking about it for a moment.

"Happy, huh? Kanako likes to be praised by others for being cute. When someone is happy to see me singing and dancing, I feel good. Well, how do you say that? It's so cute, it's cute, and it feels like it's like a stupid person, well-but...... I can feel that they really adore Kanako, which is kind of cute."

Babbling, she laughed.

That's it~~~

Looking at the smile of such a bear child.......

This guy may be really suitable for being an idol, Long Er thought.

Of course...... Quitting smoking is something that must be done!!

"Hey, give me that cigarette and the box. Don't just take out the second one with a blank face."

"Yes-yes-...... It's so noisy."

Hey~ This naughty appearance, I feel that this bear child will be boiled in the future~~~

Of course, I don't know if it's the relationship between Long'er's crow beak hit.

After that, Charita's little sister came back with the police, and Kanako was taken to the Wanshibashi Police Station for counseling in the form of Melulu's COS.

For this kind of thing, Long Er said, I'll just take a look~~~ Just look at it with a smile.

After that, I was taught by the police~, I was blamed by my parents~, and I was tied up by Ayase~~cough~It's all about quitting smoking~ Don't think too much. Don't overthink it. Don't worry too much about it.

But that's all for later. ―――――――――――――――――――――――――――――― thanks to [Scientific Misaka Misaka] for the starting point coin