15. It's like a retard
Everyone looked at Hanjiang Sanse, and then at Huo Yan Yanyi.
Huo Yan Yanyi was so moved that he almost hugged Hanjiang Sanse and kissed him a few times: "Old Han has a good reaction!" I'm scared to death this fire baby! ”
I don't know who in the crowd said: "What to fight!" Isn't this an immediate attack! Let's go, go back to each house and find each mother! ”
Realizing the problem, Yan Yan Yan almost started to show off his chest muscles, abdominal muscles, and biceps in front of everyone: "Wait! Listen to me explain ......"
However, no one listened to his explanation, and the gangs in the south shook their heads, wanting to earn some face for the gang leader, but the gang leader didn't give him any strength!
Hanjiang Sanse threw away the thunderbolt in his hand and returned it to Shang Xianqin: "In the future, I will go to the grocery store to buy the thunderbolt and write my name, and you can take it if you don't have money." ”
Shang Xianqin looked at Huo Yan Yanyi, looked at the light breeze curling hair, and then looked at the glutinous rice cake, and then took a deep breath: "Okay, I'll reward you for this face." ”
Huo Yan Yan Yi supported his forehead, why did this guy Hanjiang Sanse give up this unconscious apprentice to himself, but he had to pretend to be forced in front of the little apprentice everywhere!
So he thought of a way to encourage the breeze around him: "See, don't blame my little apprentices, they are all pets of Lao Han, you have to blame Lao Han!" ”
The breeze has long been seen, and he dares to love this little Chongxiao who is doing evil outside, and he is leaning against the mountains to enjoy the coolness!
She took out her apprentice: "I don't care! My apprentice is now delirious, and you are responsible! ”
The wind on Dragonthorn Mountain was a little urgent, blowing people cold, like going to an ice cellar.
The glutinous rice cake stood behind Shang Xianqin and secretly asked, "Isn't it resurrected directly after death?" Why did it blow up into a vegetative state? ”
Regarding this issue, Qingfeng is also helpless. She put the little apprentice on the ground and touched the child's forehead: "If I knew, I wouldn't have to make trouble, just save it?" "The breeze is also a picture screen, a profession that saves people, and you can know more or less.
Huo Yanyi was instantly embarrassed: "Why don't you take a needle and take a look?" ”
There are several picture screens in the game that are particularly famous, one of which is Huo Yanyi's apprentice who hits the nail on the head, and is famous not for his healing ability, but for his healing poison that is not available in the sky and on the earth.
Qingfeng Wanfa reluctantly agreed, and was about to leave with Huo Yanyi, but stopped in front of Shang Xianqin: "There is a degree in everything, the way you blow up the thunderbolt along the way will make you many enemies." ”
Shang Xianqin nodded, and said something she could understand.
Although the explosive Jinfan-style blasting mode is very sensitive, Shang Xianqin also feels that something is wrong, that is, when she has not fully controlled the ability of the weapon in her hand, her attacks are untargeted in a large area, which not only disperses the attack power, but also easily causes accidental damage.
Just like she practiced martial arts since she was a child, the initial picture of practicing martial arts was a pleasure, a feeling of happiness and hatred, but it was only later that I learned that martial arts can neither be done overnight nor step by step, and even cannot be called gradual, once it reaches a certain hurdle, it depends on the will of God. Otherwise, the old owner of the merchant will not be over 100 years old, and he will not be able to break the eighth level of the imperial sky.
She thought that she had probably miscalculated the world, and that the person who asked her to go to the grocery store to pick up mines infinitely, Hanjiang Sanse, must be cheating on her!
When Huo Yanyan was gone, Shang Xianqin took his hands around him a few times.
Hanjiang Sanse clasped his arms and didn't move, and the two of them stared at each other, wanting to stare at the fire.
"I must have seen you somewhere." The image in Shang Xianqin's mind gradually became clearer, although he was masked, he could come from the same world and the same atmosphere, completely different from those who were bathed in Marxist materialism.
Han Jiang Sanse smiled and said nothing, but the face towel covered his shallow smile: "Don't ask the same question more than three times." ”
She forgot that it was the first time she said this, and the glutinous rice cake had already run away alone to fight monsters and brush up on experience.
"I must have had a grudge against you in my last life." Shang Xianqin spread her hands and turned around, "Don't want the thunderbolt, I'll fight the monster myself!" ”
Did you have a grudge in your last life?
said that Hanjiang Sanse and Shang Xianqin have a grudge, and it seems that there is a little bit of it.
At the beginning, Shang Xianqin was in the limelight in the rivers and lakes, and Jing Fei wanted to give Shang Xianqin a challenge letter, but Shang Xianqin did not accept it. There is no other reason, because Shang Xian's diligence depends on his mood.
Jing Fei, who was rejected, was bored, so he left the challenge book to him who happened to pass through the door of the merchant.
If it weren't for this accidental experience, he would still be seeking an opportunity to break through the Flame Demon Mind Method in the original world, and Shang Xian was just a passerby who had heard of him.
This past feeling seems to be a little sad, Hanjiang Sanse wants to say something, but he doesn't tell her, "It's because you don't accept Jing Fei's challenge book, Lao Tzu has been in this broken place for more than two years, although it seems to have found a breakthrough in the fire demon's heart, but I can't go back, Lao Tzu hurts" and so on, which is also too special to ruin his mysterious image.
It's been said that if you want others to maintain a high level of enthusiasm for you, you'd better keep 30% of the mystery.
The reason why Hanjiang Sanse can mix here is probably due to his high-end strength and the mystery under the face scarf.
Shang Xianqin and Glutinous Rice Cake went on a mission, dug up half of the wild vegetables, beat half of the wild monsters, and at this moment, Huo Yan Yanyi, who took the breezy apprentice to see a doctor, sent a message on the master-apprentice channel.
[Master and apprentice] Huo Yanyi: Hahaha, poor little diligence, you are behind the blame.
【Master and apprentice】Shang Xianqin: What do I do with a pot on my back?
[Master and apprentice] Ermao Life: What the master is talking about is not a pot for cooking vegetables, the little junior sister is stupid and cute.
【Master and Apprentice】Huo Yan Yanyi: Qingfeng's apprentice was not blown into a vegetative state by you!
Shang Xianqin suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out that it was not his own fault.
【Master and Apprentice】Shang Xianqin: What's going on?
【Master and Apprentice】Huo Yan Yanyi: Qingfeng's little apprentice was harmed by the system...... His game warehouse exploded hahahaha, so he couldn't get off the line and couldn't get on the game, and he was stuck in the middle and didn't move. At that time, you were blowing up the king on the road, and the breeze thought it was blown up by you!
"Glutinous rice cake ......" Shang Xianqin asked the girl next to her, "Can I ask you a few questions?" ”
Glutinous rice cake put down the bow in his hand, turned around and smiled lightly: "You ask!" ”
"What exactly is a system? What kind of warehouse is a game warehouse? What kind of person is a vegetative person? Why does everyone have to go online and offline? Also," Shang Xianqin asked with a blank expression, "Do you know about the three colors of Hanjiang?" When did he appear? ”
Glutinous rice cake looked up at the sky, and always felt that Shang Xianqin's question was a little strange: "You don't know the game warehouse, so how did you get into this game?" ”
Shang Xianqin wanted to speak and stopped, and swallowed the words "I'm dead", if she said this, others would definitely think she was a madman.
Seeing that she didn't speak, Glutinous Rice Cake continued to answer: "I just played this game, Hanjiang Sanse has only heard of it a little, if you go and ask Huo Yanyi, he will know more." ”
Ask Sao Bao Huo?
Shang Xianqin's mind drifted through the laughter of the fire: Xiao Qinqin, why are you so interested in the three colors of the cold river? I'm such a beautiful master, standing in front of you, and you're actually interested in other men!
She suddenly got goosebumps, no!
"Forget it." Shang Xianqin waved his hand, "From today onwards, I will upgrade to become a Hanjiang three-color level Chongxiao!" ”
"What level is the Hanjiang tricolor?" The glutinous rice cake is puzzled.
Shang Xianqin straightened his chest and crossed his waist: "Xiao Ming told me that there are six levels here: novice level, entry level, professional level, master level, grandmaster level, and Hanjiang tricolor level. So, I'm going to work my way up to the highest level! ”
The glutinous rice cake was stunned for a long time, she had never heard of the level of Hanjiang Sanse.
"Honkai's Xiao Ming lied to you, right?" She said weakly, "There is no Hanjiang tricolor level at all......"
At this moment, Shang Xianqin was helpless, she felt that she was like a retarded person in this world, there were three galaxies between her and the people here, and there was a world of difference in language, behavior, and psychology.
It turns out that it is not only Hanjiang Sanse who is unfriendly to her, but the whole world!
Shang Xianqin was so aggrieved that she was about to cry: The whole world is targeting me who is cute!
Shang Xianqin, who was betrayed by the whole world, is not very sad, after all, she is a person with strong self-healing ability.
At that time, even if she was a businessman, she would not be hurt a little. Mixed in the society of rivers and lakes, if you don't have some self-healing ability, you will burp wherever you go, so people in the rivers and lakes have a rule in their hearts, and the most important thing in wandering the rivers and lakes is to have a good attitude.
Whether it's going to be every day or to spend a lot of time, all in all, I'm happy!
So she has always adhered to the principle that if I am happy, even if it is a different world.
It's not worth being deceived by someone to be happy, she thinks that if she will meet Xiao Ming again, she must teach him to be a good person, otherwise a child like Xiao Ming can live past the age of five is blessed by God!
But the most important thing now is the thirteenth level of her cheat.
Hanjiang Sanshi always appears silently, she doesn't expect it, Huo Yan Yanyi usually doesn't have time to make a show, I really don't know what this master is for. Fortunately, there is an enthusiastic and unrestrained senior sister who is almost on call.
But Glutinous Rice Cake said that if you want to integrate professional skills, you still need to practice diligently. So Shang Xianqin still had to take out her previous chivalrous style and let the monsters take her dog first.
She and the glutinous rice cake went back to Fuyuan Village to hand over the task of wild vegetables, and the lonely old people in Fuyuan Village enthusiastically told them to stay and eat, but they were in a hurry to do the task and said goodbye first.
"When are we going to get out of here?" Shang Xianqin asked.
Glutinous rice cake looked at the sky and spread his hands: "Twenty is the entry level, and when the time comes, I will go to the new map." ”
It was already dark, and the foothills of Dragonthorn Mountain were gloomy.
Hanjiang Sanse said that Xiao Ming likes to be active at night, and if Shang Xianqin does not have enough ability to kill him with one blow, he should not be outside when it is dark.
The glutinous rice cake went offline, and she returned to Kongsang City.
It's still the original inn, because Hanjiang Sanse accompanied her once, and the shopkeeper remembered her.
"Staying at the hotel today?"
Shang Xianqin nodded.
The shopkeeper glanced out the door a few times: "Alone? ”
"How many more people do you want?" Shang Xianqin walked upstairs with the attitude that I am the boss if I have money, thought about it, and asked, "Tianzi No. 1 room, I have it." ”
"Twenty gold per month and two hundred gold per year." The shopkeeper greeted him enthusiastically, "Which kind of bag do you have?" ”
Shang Xianqin thought for a while: "Monthly." But he didn't have any money on him, so he added: "Write it on the head of Hanjiang Sanse!" ”
The surrounding players suddenly ignited the heart of gossip, and the accounts can also be kept, and it is proper to have a treacherous relationship!
Shang Xianqin didn't realize the difference between the game world and the world of rivers and lakes, that is, the game world was more full of gossip and scandals, so she hummed a little song and walked upstairs with light steps.
After walking a few steps, the door of the inn opened, and a person came in from outside, a person he didn't want to see.
She tried to sneak out from under his eyes, but he pulled her out.
"Did you learn to live in your own hotel?"
"Do you still have to learn to live in a hotel?" Shang Xian is diligent and straightforward.
Hanjiang Sanse's light car went upstairs with a familiar road: "I heard that the account is on my head? ”
"My money is with you!" Shang Xianqin replied.
"You're going to bother me like that." Hanjiang Tricolor suddenly stopped.
Shang Xianqin almost hit his head, but fortunately the brakes were timely: "What's the trouble?" ”
"People will think I have a relationship with you." Han Jiang Sanse looked at her solemnly.
Shang Xianqin, who had just passed through from ancient times, opened her innocent and pure eyes and asked with an ignorant expression, "What is the relationship?" ”
Han Jiang Sanse patted his head, he almost forgot that Shang Xianqin had not survived here for two years like him, so sometimes it was indeed difficult for her to understand the words of modern people.
"In short, it will be more convenient for you to find a mess than to find me."
"But didn't Sao Baohuo disappear at night?" Shang Xianqin leaned against the railing and pestled his head, "That's what you said about going offline?" ”
"You can book things in the morning for the evening." Hanjiang three-color earnest induction.
Shang Xianqin thought thoughtfully, and after a long time, he suddenly raised his head and asked, "Why does Sao Baohuo go offline, but you don't use it?" ”
Hanjiang Sanse didn't expect her to ask this suddenly, and she couldn't answer for a moment.
After a while, he pretended to be calm and replied: "Sao Baohuo wants to go back to flirt with my sister, I don't need it." ”
"Old Han, old Han, may I ask, which is more difficult, math or getting off the list?" said that Cao Cao Cao arrived, and as soon as he mentioned Huo Yan Yanyi, he was like a red glow on the horizon.
He hasn't gone offline today!
Inside the inn, Han Jiang Sanse glanced at him lukewarmly, and Shang Xianqin glanced at him without being salty.
Huo Yan Yan Yi didn't care, and sighed there: "What kind of sister will I go back to, it's a single dog, or Lao Han, you will introduce me to my sister?" Oh yes, I know you never go offline. ”
Shang Xianqin was stunned for a moment, what does it mean to never go offline? Never resting? And he is also a person who can't go offline!
Hanjiang Sanse replied unhurriedly: "You are too flirtatious sister, you dare not go offline, right?" ”
Huo Yanyi, whose mind was pierced, shook his flowing hair: "Blame me for being too charming?" ”
So Shang Xianqin was left to the side, watching Hanjiang Sanse and Huo Yanyi talking amicably.
Halfway through the conversation, he realized that there was still Shang Xianqin, an idle person, etc., Huo Yan Yanyi simply pulled up the Hanjiang Sanse and carried Shang Xianqin: "It's rare that I'm interested, go down and have a drink." ”
Hanjiang Sanse didn't refuse, and Shang Xianqin couldn't refuse.
In the lobby of the small inn, there was a table on the edge of the corner, the two gods in the whole service and a thirteenth-level Xiao Chongxiao were drinking, and a group of unrelated people were watching.
Before the two of them could speak, the crowd of onlookers had already figured out the content of the topic for them.
"It's a debate about who's better!"
"This is a debate about who is the general offensive!"
"It's an apprentice's snatch match!"
"No, it's a date with a little bit of a drink."
……
In all kinds of discussions, only Shang Xianqin was immersed in hardship, because she couldn't talk at all.
Huo Yanyi: "Old Han, do me a favor." ”
Hanjiang Sanse: "Don't help." ”
Huo Yanyi: "Old Han, why are you like this? Anyway, we've known each other for almost two years, haven't we? ”
Hanjiang Sanse: "Nodding friends, little affection." ”
Huo Yanyi: "Old Han, you are so inhuman!" I've always treated you as a friend! ”
Hanjiang Sanse: "I thank you and your grandma." ”
Huo Yanyi: "I just want to say that my little apprentice is quite uneasy...... Ay...... If you don't help me, I won't talk about it. ”
Hearing the three words of the little apprentice, Hanjiang Sanse still bowed down under the unsealed Imperial Heavenly Heart Method: "Say it." ”
Huo Yanyi suddenly smiled, happily ignoring the crow's feet at the corners of his eyes: "My little apprentice, you know, she is the product of our bet......"
Shang Xianqin silently lifted the sole plate given by Ermao.
"But I still like this little apprentice very much, she has a lot of potential......"
Shang Xianqin silently lowered the sole plate.
"You, a full-level person, usually don't have much to do, for the sake of our friendship for many years, you ...... when I'm not there"
Before Huo Yanyi could say the words "bring her", Hanjiang Sanse had resolutely refused: "No." ”
Huo Yanyan glanced at him: "You listen to me!" I mean, you put her to death while I wasn't there! When I was online, she always put me to death! ”
The sole plate in Shang Xianqin's hand was ready to move.
Hanjiang Sanse suddenly realized that Shang Xianqin was indeed quite uneasy, he touched his chin, so it was difficult: "I'll try my best." ”
Shang Xianqin felt that there was a flood of power hidden in the sole plate of her hand, and she was about to burst out continuously: "Am I invisible?" ”