89. [086] Chatter

When Jia Xu was teaching the grass on the wall in Changsha who had just surrendered but wanted to rebel, Han Dang came to him with two official documents.

These two official documents were delivered almost at the same time, first sending Wen Jiàn who asked Han Xuan to send troops to help set up an ambush in Dongting Lake, and then sending Wen Jiàn who asked Jia Xu to block the news that Han Xuan had surrendered. It is worth mentioning that in the official document sent by Guo Jia, there was also a copy of Sun Ce's personal belt, and Sun Ce praised Jia Xu without hesitation on this small note, and even Jia Xu, a person who has always felt that he was cheeky, began to be a little embarrassed.

The reason, of course, was that before leaving, Jia Xu instructed Sun Ce not to reveal the news that Han Xuan had surrendered, and to block it as much as possible for future use.

Jia Xu looked at Sun Ce's note with some difficulty: What is there to boast about? Such a simple thing is just a gesture, after all, you are used to leaving yourself a way back.

Han Dang smiled, and he handed Fan Chou's official document to Jia Xu: "So it seems that the other party has taken the bait." ”

"Ah, sometimes people just like to think too much," Jia Xu shrugged his shoulders regretfully: "Smart people are not easy to deceive, and stupid people are not easy to deceive, and those who are easy to deceive are fools who think they are smart." ”

"I'm so glad we're family." Han Dang shook his head: "Then sir, you continue to be busy, I'm going to block the news." ”

"Since it's a family, General Han is too polite." Jia Xu smiled slightly: "Then I'll send a message to Taishi Ziyi and ask him to prepare an ambush and catch a big fish." ”

After this battle is over, the situation in the south will change completely, Jia Xu thought silently.

One night afterward, Fan Chou's cronies snuck into his tent and respectfully placed a clay-sealed bamboo slip on Fan Chou's desk. The next day, Fan Chou woke up and got up to deal with official business, and saw that there was a completely different painting style on the table.

At this time, there is still a secret letter delivered? Don't something happen. Fan Chou thought as he knocked open the clay.

Then Fan Chou was stunned, and after reading the letter over and over again, he summoned his subordinates with excitement.

Fan Chou handed the bamboo slip to his subordinates: "Look at this." ”

After reading it, the subordinate frowned: "Fraud? ”

"I think it's true." Fan Chou glared at his subordinates fiercely: "Don't you know that a few days ago, Sun Bofu scolded Huang Gongfu for Liu Shangyu in a rage?" ”

"This may also be fake, it's a serial scheme, just to lure adults into taking the bait." The subordinate shrugged his shoulders indifferently: "Anyway, I think it's fake." ”

Fan Chou frowned and began to roll up his sleeves: "Tsk, how old are you little rabbit cub?" Lao Tzu eats more salt than you eat, will you not be able to tell if this is true or fake? ”

"Since the adults have already made up their minds, what are you going to do with your subordinates?" The subordinate rolled his eyes: "If you go back to the adult, the subordinate will be crowned this year, and wisdom has nothing to do with age." ”

Fan Chou: "......"

Fan Chou looked at the subordinate who was holding his neck and had a virtuous demeanor, and wanted to pick up his shoes and pat him in the face, but then he thought that this subordinate was someone sent by Liu Biao.

Fan Chou finally endured. It is not appropriate to have a conflict at this juncture, and after the battle, we will clean up this little rabbit cub who has no one in his eyes.

"!" Fan Chou waved his hand impatiently: "Don't dangle in front of Lao Tzu, you will be upset when you see it." ”

"My lord, you're annoying," the subordinate respectfully bowed to Fan Chou: "The subordinate retired first." ”

Looking at the back of this bastard's subordinate, Fan Chou suddenly regretted it, he wanted to arrest this person back and beat him up, so that he knelt on the ground and begged for mercy, and he didn't dare to be so sloppy next time.

"What's that little bunny called?" Fan Chou racked his brains to recall the names of his subordinates, and Liu Biao mentioned it when he introduced this person to him before, but Fan Chou was in a daze and didn't pay attention.

"I just remember that it was a very special surname...... Hmph, check it out, don't think about running. ”

After receiving Huang Gai's letter of surrender, Fan Chou felt that the time had come, so he prepared to write back to Huang Gai to agree on the time to launch an attack. Picking up the pen, Fan Chou found that he was a big old man, the words were really not like words, originally he called his subordinates to write on behalf of him, but now that everyone is gone, do you want him to chase people back in a low voice?

Write it yourself, write it yourself! Fan Chou held the pen and began to write hard, he comforted himself while writing: It's okay, anyway, Huang Gai's words are not good-looking, no one should laugh at anyone.

"Fan Yiming's writing is even more ugly than that of Old Man Huang." Sun Ce held Fan Chou's reply high, and there was a group of people around him, everyone looked up their necks together, and the stupid look was like the bullies who snatched the girls' love letters and read them in public in a campus novel.

Guo Jia and Zhou Yu sat on the side steadily, and never went to join in the fun, and when Sun Ce finally had enough of playing and sent the letter back, Zhou Yu replied to him lightly: "Maybe someone else caught the knife." ”

"Impossible." Sun Ce's IQ is always online at inexplicable times, and he analyzes Zhou Yu in an authentic manner: "If it is to catch a knife, you must find someone who can write well, otherwise it will be embarrassing." ”

Zhou Yu was silent for a few seconds, and then smiled slightly: "What Brother Yi said is true." ”

So Sun Ce was happy and continued to take the gang of subordinates to mess around.

"Old man!" Sun Ce patted Huang Gai's shoulder and said, "You can surrender with confidence!" I'll take care of your family for you hahaha! ”

Thanks to Zhou Yu and their family's ancestral gold sore medicine, Huang Gai's skin injury is almost healed, and the rest needs to be slowly recuperated. Huang Gai will come out for a walk and exercise these days, so as not to run and catch up with him on the day of the deception, which is very embarrassing.

Before Sun Ce came over to pick up the yellow cover, the old man was sitting with Guo Jia and drinking tea, but Sun Ce suddenly said such a sentence, which frightened the old man and almost sprayed the tea on Guo Jia's face, but fortunately, Guo Jia quickly opened the folding fan.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Master Huang hurriedly apologized to Guo Jia, Guo Jia shook his head and said that it was okay, and then looked at Sun Ce helplessly: "Bo Fu, are you threatening people?" ”

"Huh? I don't? Sun Ce looked confused: "What's wrong?" ”

"No, there's no problem, you go to training." Zhou Yu used a gentle tone and firm movements to push Sun Ce out of the tent.

After Sun Ce left, Zhou Yu apologized to Huang Gai: "Old man, don't think about it, brother he ......"

"Fewer strings." Huang Gai said lazily: "Okay Gongjin, what kind of virtue Gongzi has, those of us who have watched him grow up still know something, and we won't misunderstand." ”

"That's good." Zhou Yu nodded and didn't say anything more.

In this way, after both sides felt that the other party was a fool and our army had completely grasped the situation, the battle between Fan Chou and Sun Ce finally began.

It was a rainy day, and it had rained for many days before that, and the water of the Yangtze River only continued to rise, and the current was much more turbulent, and even the warships were a little unstable. Fortunately, most of the sailors are southerners, and there is no situation of seasickness.

After nightfall, Fan Chou came with his subordinates according to the agreement and killed Sun Ce's army by surprise, but after all, Sun Ce had been tested on the battlefield for a long time, and he had a natural intuition in military affairs, and soon he gathered a messy army and organized an effective counterattack. However, when he saw that the shape was about to be reversed, there was once again turmoil in Sun Ce's army.

Sun Ce was furious, roared and asked who was not obeying the order, and then he saw Huang Gai, who had been lying on the bed for half a month, wearing battle armor and holding a spear, leading a small group of people towards the Chinese army.

At this time, Fan Chou, who received the signal from Huang Gai, also changed the formation of the troops, and the two sides joined forces to surround Sun Ce's water corps on the choppy water.

"Huang Gongfu! Why did you betray me? ”

To Fan Chou's surprise, what he saw on Sun Ce's face was not anger, but calm, but Sun Ce's voice was terrifyingly cold, making him involuntarily shiver after listening to it.

is worthy of a man who dares to face Lu Bugang, he was so powerful when he was young, how far will he have to grow in a few years? Fan Chou sighed a little and then sneered: It's a pity that Sun Ce doesn't have a chance to grow, he will die in this war.

Fan Chou moved his gaze to Huang Gai, who was not far from him. The words of the subordinate who would not come to the scene left a small impact on Fan Chou's heart after all, making him hesitate and still not fully believe Huang Gai. However, the war had already begun, and Fan Chou had to seize the opportunity to judge Huang Gai's credibility.

Huang Gai snorted slightly: "Childe, in the years since General Wentai left, we have watched you change from a person who understands how to advance and retreat to the current arrogant person who does not distinguish between right and wrong, the old man really wants to ask you, do you believe in Liu Shangyu and Zhou Gongjin so much?" ”

"I see, you don't have to say it anymore." Sun Ce suddenly smiled, he raised his chin slightly, and said in a contemptuous tone: "Since this is the case, let's have a life and death showdown!" ”

Looking at Huang Gai's disappointed look of hating iron but not steel, and looking at Sun Ce's wild virtue, Fan Chou probably understood what the grievances between the two people were, and he muttered secretly in his heart: Oh, half of the old man's body is buried in the soil, what do you think about the young people?

At this time, Huang Gai shouted to Fan Chouyao: "Please also ask the general to promise me one thing." ”

Fan Chou coughed and replied, "If the old man is talking about leaving Sun Bofu alive...... Then no problem, you're left to the rest of the story. ”

This is also what Huang Gai once mentioned in the secret letter to Fan Chou, Huang Gai portrayed himself as an image of a bitter old grandfather, what grandson is disobedient when he is older, there are always goblins outside who hook up with him to make him do wrong things, grandpa kindly educated him but beat his grandfather or something, Fan Chou is extremely embarrassed, and at the same time glad that he does not have such a grandfather.

As soon as Fan Chou's words fell, Sun Ce pulled his bow and shot an arrow, and the arrow grazed Fan Chou's neck and crashed into the door panel behind him.

"Shameless Xiaoxiao, this is given to you by Lao Tzu as it is!" Sun Ce waved his gun and ordered, and the two armies began to charge: "When I catch you, I will spare your life!" ”

Sun Ce's own momentum was good, but due to Huang Gai's betrayal, the soldiers were very depressed, and no one was willing to do anything to their former comrades-in-arms, and the result of the wavering military spirit was that Sun Ce's army was gradually dispersing, although Sun Ce worked very hard to gather the troops, but he still couldn't resist the decline, and more and more soldiers fled to the shore and ran away.

The so-called defeat was like a mountain, and it didn't take long for Sun Ce to retreat under the persuasion of other veterans.

Sun Ce fled towards the shore, Fan Chou saw that the shape was very good, so he asked all the soldiers left behind in the Jiangbei camp to come out and follow him across the Yangtze River to chase and kill the enemy army to regain territory, Huang Gai bluntly said that he was very familiar with the terrain here, so he volunteered to take the lead to explore the way, Fan Chou naturally would not refuse.

Of course, Fan Chou did not forget to send a letter to Huang Zu to explain the situation here, although he wrote very sloppily this time, but he could feel the joy of victory between the lines.

After chasing and running like this, I went out in more than a day.

Fan Chou had been trying to drive Sun Ce in the direction of Dongting Lake, and Huang Gai was a little puzzled about this: Is this Fan Chou's trap or did Fan Chou's brain hole and Sun Ce's brain hole accidentally collide? But after Huang Gai's many observations, he felt that Fan Chou did not doubt his meaning, so he temporarily relaxed and followed Fan Chou to see what he was going to do.

In the evening of the next day, Fan Chou stood by Dongting Lake and watched the sunset, and said to Huang Gai: "Old general, what do you think of Changsha?" ”

Huang Gai's heart jumped, Changsha Taishou Han Xuan had already surrendered to them, although Jia Xu blocked the news, but it was hard to guarantee that it would not be leaked out, Fan Chou asked...... Is it a temptation?

The time-tested Huang senior put on an unfathomable look and said, "I don't know what Yiming is asking?" ”

If you don't know how to answer, you can throw the question to the other person! I'm so witty!

Fan Chou scratched his head and said: "Since the two of us are already together, I won't hide it from you, can you understand that Liu Jingsheng in Jingzhou looked at me unpleasantly because I used to be a person under Dong Thief, right?" ”

"Of course." Huang Gai sneered: "I can't get used to Liu Shangyu either." ”

"That's it!" Fan Chou slapped his thigh: "Instead of sending people to be looked at and suspicious under the fence, it is better to stand on your own!" ”

Huang Gai suddenly realized: "What do you mean...... Going to Changsha? ”

Fan Chou nodded and said simply: "That's it!" Changsha is located in a remote place, far away from the imperial capital, and there is the Yangtze River natural danger to divide the north and south, quite safe, coupled with the irrigation of Dongting Lake, everywhere is fertile land, grow food without worry. ”

"The most important thing is ......" Fan Chou smiled: "Compared to others, Changsha Taishou Han Xuan's character is cowardly and suspicious, if we bring troops here, we will be so scared that this guy will kneel and beg for mercy!" ”

Huang Gai made a contemplative look, and Fan Chou looked at Huang Gai with burning eyes after being excited: "With the old man here, we will join forces to break out of the world in Changsha!" ”

Huang Gai nodded and hesitated while brushing "Mom's mentally retarded" in his heart: "That's ...... It's all up to the general! ”

"The old man seems to have concerns?" Fan Chou's eyes narrowed.

Huang Gai sighed: "Alas...... If it weren't for the fact that the son had become like that, the old man would have been reluctant......"

"Old man, what do you say you are worried about Sun Bofu?" Fan Chou said helplessly: "It's he who is sorry for you veterans first." ”

"Yes." Huang Gai said in a low voice, but although he nodded, there was still a little dazed look on his face: "He was sorry for me first!" ”

Fan Chou looked at Huang Gai's distant figure, and secretly made up his mind: this old man always hesitates, he can rebel against Sun Ce today, and reconcile with Sun Ce tomorrow and rebel against himself, so let's find a kung fu to get rid of him and accept his subordinates.

After escaping for so many days, Sun Ce's soldiers were almost scattered, and in the end, he only took a few thousand people and fled into the Dongting Lake camp where Tai Shici was. At this time, Fan Chou also received a reply from Huang Zhong, the general of Han Xuan's subordinates, saying that Huang Zhong's subordinates had detected the news that there were soldiers and horses coming from the east, and he was afraid that Zhou Yu, who was sitting in Yuzhang, had learned that Sun Ce's army was defeated and rushed to the rescue.

The scouts sent out by Fan Chou did also send back the news that Chaisang had a change in soldiers and horses, and it seemed that Zhou Yu's speed was quite fast. So Fan Chou didn't wait any longer, and after sunset, he commanded the soldiers to fight into Tai Shici's camp.

There were only empty tents in the camp, and the soldiers who were patrolling around before had long since disappeared, and Fan Chou, who knew that the plan was not good, hurriedly ordered a retreat, but it was too late.

The shouts of slaughter shook the sky, and the dotted torches lit up one after another like twinkling stars in the night sky, gathering towards the empty camp. More than a dozen guards escorted Fan Chou to retreat, but were blocked by a long spear.

"Huang Gongfu, you-"

Facing Fan Chou's angry glare, Huang Gai smiled slightly: "General, your own children are not good, the old man will teach by himself, and he can't tolerate other people's mouths." ”

After Fan Chou was captured, he realized that Changsha County had already surrendered to Sun Ce, and this qiē was just a ploy set up by them.

"Despicable! Shameless! Kill if you want to! ”

Fan Chou was tied up into rice dumplings and thrown in the tent, and his angry roar slipped out of the door and cracked through the distance. Cheng Pu and Huang Gai passed by here, and when they heard Fan Chou's voice, Cheng Pu teased: "How did a person like him live for so many years?" ”

Huang Gai pouted: "Sometimes people live stupidly for a long time." ”

The two sighed for a while, and ran into Sun Ce and Guo Jia outside the gate.

Sun Ce was scratching his head and looking at Guo Jia: "What to do with this person?" Killed? ”

Guo Jia shook his head, he smiled slightly: "Send him directly to Lujiang." ”

"What does the third sister want him to do?" Sun Ce was very puzzled: "If you want me to say that this kind of Dong thief remnants should be dealt with earlier, it is a scourge to keep it." ”

"Change of position." Guo Jia said lightly: "It should indeed be dealt with, but it is not handled by the lord, it is handed over to the imperial court." ”

After eliminating Fan Chou, Sun Ce left Huang Gai in the Dongting Lake camp to recuperate, and he took Guo Jia and Cheng Pu back to Xiling. Before leaving, Zhou Yu came to Guo Jia and said that he had found a very interesting person.

"It's Fan Yiming's advisor, right?" Zhou Yu pointed to the person kneeling under the hall and said, "I'm not old, I'm still a child." ”

"I'm not a counselor, and I've already crowned thank you," said the man who was called a child, helplessly, "It's just that your face is tender, you can't do that." ”

Listen to this man's accent...... Guo Jia raised his eyebrows slightly: "Are you from Yizhou?" ”

"No, I am a Fufeng person, I heard that Jingzhou Mu Liu Biao is a virtuous person, so I went to him with my friends to try my luck, but he disliked my young age...... Well, I know it's just an excuse, he's just jealous that I'm smart. Seeing Guo Jia's suspicious gaze, the young man wanted to make a shrugging posture, but he was tied up and couldn't move at all, so he shouted very dissatisfiedly: "Hey, can you loosen the tie first when talking to someone?" This is basic respect. ”

Guo Jia said casually: "Why should I respect a captive. ”

"Because you almost really lost!" The young man said seriously: "If Fan Yiming listens to me!" That old man is here to deceive him! Only Fan Yiming is so stupid that he can't see it! ”

"If I lose, I can excuse myself like this." Guo Jia laughed: "Why didn't Fan Yiming listen to you?" ”

"Because I was sent by Liu Jingsheng, and Liu Jingsheng doesn't like me." The young man Balabala: "Isn't that what you want to hear?" ”

"I don't want to know why you are not trusted by Liu Jingsheng, it must be your own reason." Guo Jia smiled: "Boy, what's your name?" ”

"Because Liu Jingsheng looks down on people, he thinks that only he is the smartest and everyone else is stupid." The young man sneered: "My name is Fa Zheng Fa Xiaozhi, I know you, Guo Fengxiao." ”

"Oh, that's an honor." Guo Jia blinked: "Surrender?" ”

"Why don't you surrender, I'm kneeling here, isn't that what I'm here to surrender?" Fa Zheng babbled and said, he didn't look like he was expecting someone to answer, he was completely talking to himself: "Speaking of which, whether it is Fan Yiming or Liu Jingsheng, it is very embarrassing!" I wonder if Liu Shangyu will be better? ”

Zhou Yu had been listening to Guo Jia and Fa Zheng's nagging, and then he suddenly spoke: "Why do you say Liu Shangyu instead of Sun Bofu?" ”

Fa Zheng rolled his eyes: "Sun Bofu looks like a war material, and he doesn't ask Jia Wenhe." ”

Guo Jia beckoned to call the general to loosen Fa Zheng's bonds: "You seem to admire Wen He very much?" ”

"I admire him, but not worship." Fa Zheng stood up crookedly, kneeling for too long to make his legs and feet sore, and he jumped a few times before replying: "Because one day I will be better than him." ”

On the issue of how to place Fazheng, Zhou Yu and Guo Jia had a bit of a disagreement. Zhou Yu felt that although Fa Zheng was a little chattering, he didn't look very reliable, but compared to Guo Jia's situation, he should also have some talent. Zhou Yu kept a teasing smile on his face when he said this: "He has a good appetite for Bo Fu." ”

"I don't want to listen to people all the way, this kid is crazy." Guo Jia said expressionlessly: "Since he worships Wenhe, let him go to Changsha to help Wenhe." ”

"Haven't you been told crazy before?" Zhou Yu smiled: "I think it's better to send him to the third sister, there is Liu Zhengli in Lujiang's internal affairs, and Huang Hansheng is in charge of the troops, but there is a lack of one to give advice." ”

Guo Jia's brows jumped: "Gong Jin, do you really think he is very reliable?" ”

"I used to think you were also unreliable, but it turns out that we can't just look at appearances." Zhou Yu said innocently: "Besides, Xiaozhi is about the same age as the third sister, and she looks quite handsome, the third sister should like it, young people always have a common language." ”

Seeing that Guo Jia didn't speak, as if his face was a little darker, Zhou Yu continued to say: "Or do you have any reason why you can't send him there?" Let's talk about it later. ”

Guo Jia's eyes flashed with irritability, but he still waved his hand calmly: "No, go ahead." ”