Chapter 276: Unwinding clichés

Wu Danlong, who has never drunk liquor, saw Daoming put two bottles of liquor on the ground, his face changed, and he said to Daoming: "I don't drink liquor, let's drink beer for me." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info "At this time, the waiter was already waiting outside, and said to the crazy Dao Ming privately.

Daoming, who has changed a person, immediately got angry and said: "I'm in a bad mood, it's not too much to drink liquor with me once, no one can drink beer today." ”

"You're in a bad mood, why are you angry at me?" Seeing that Wu Danlong, who was full of liquor, also had a bad temper, he said helplessly.

"I'm angry at you, I'm angry at you, will I invite you to drink such a good wine?" Daoming's tone was a little lighter, and then he said, "Don't talk so much, let's drink!" ”

"I really don't drink liquor!" Wu Danlong was embarrassed.

"Everything has a first time, don't shirk it." Daoming poured two small glasses, took a cup and stuffed it to Wu Danlong, drank it all himself, and then said: "You drink liquor for the first time, drink it slowly and taste it slowly, it is definitely incomparable to beer." I'll do it first! Daoming picked up the mellow and delicious Moutai and drank it in one gulp.

Wu Danlong, who was in a dilemma, hesitated for a moment or picked up the fragrant Moutai liquor, took a sip, it was fragrant, more than 30 degrees, fortunately it was not too strong, he slowly drank half a cup, and his head trembled after drinking, it was normal to not be used to drinking it for the first time.

Daoming is the Monkey King, the stone monkey who absorbed the essence of the sun and the moon in the Ming Dynasty, and has drunk liquor like water since ancient times, and the amount of alcohol is amazing. Facing Wu Danlong, who was drinking liquor for the first time, he didn't even have the ability to get drunk, so he couldn't. Seeing that Wu Danlong was so refreshing, Dao Ming secretly laughed and said, "Eat some dried fruits." ”

Wu Danlong ate a few pieces of apricot nuts, chewed them slowly, nodded and praised: "The nuts here are so delicious!" ”

"The nuts here are all custom-made goods, and the slightest difference is to refuse to receive the goods, so they signed a contract with each other, of course, the price is naturally higher." Daoming then drank half a glass of liquor, and then said, "That's really good!" -- Everything here is strictly required, and everything must be customized; Selling for such a high price, in the end, it is worth the price. ”

"The design here is very different from other bars, it feels like an epoch-making design, everything is luxurious, but there is no low-key, the bar is low-key, what you want is high-profile. It's a design that's what I like. Wu Danlong looked up at the starry sky, like a frog at the bottom of a well, but saw that the sky outside was indeed stunning and bright, the lasers were swept everywhere, and most of the lasers were from the hotel, in order to add color, he did not hesitate to use the cost to achieve the ultimate luxury effect. Pick up the pistachio and throw it into the shell, throw the kernel into the mouth, and then say: "What amazes me the most is that every employee here is a beauty, and if you can do this, the salary is naturally expensive." ”

"Over 10,000!" Daoming drank the remaining half a cup, aiming at Wu Danlong's half bottle of Moutai liquor, and then said, "You can also drink the remaining half a cup!" ”

Wu Danlong still hesitated for a moment, and finally boldly raised half a glass of liquor and drank it slowly, feeling different from the taste of drinking half a cup for the first time, feeling much mellow and sweet, and said: "Baijiu is strong, and the taste is completely different from beer, so it is naturally not comparable to beer." ”

Daoming smiled and said, "You know the liquor!" ”

"Moutai is very fragrant," Wu Danlong praised, "I thought it tasted extremely good when I drank it for the first time." ”

Daoming said that he finally let Wu Danlong drink four cups, Wu Danlong's face was as red as a red apple, and he was drunk, but he still felt sober when he spoke. TD was unhurried, continued to chat and eat nuts, and drank while eating. Daoming persuaded him to drink many times, but Wu Danlong, who couldn't shirk it, had to drink another small cup, and that small cup was a second pot head. More than half of the second pot head has been drunk, and most of it is Daoming persuaded to drink it, and persuaded half a bottle of the second pot head before persuading Wu Danlong to drink a small cup of the second pot head, which is indeed not easy.

Under a small cup of fifty-two degrees of two pots, Wu Danlong's whole body trembled, his head was dizzy, and a double image appeared in front of him, and he was drunk. Wu Danlong, who was drunk, arched his head with his hands and leaned to the side, his head kept leaning down, and his eyes changed when he saw Daoming, and he was completely drunk.

After thinking for a moment, Daoming implemented the plain words and said, "You are the savior, I know." ”

Wu Danlong, who was flushed, was drunk, but when he heard this, his eyes widened, his head straightened, and then he continued to arch his head with his hand and said, "Yes, you want to say it...... What the? ”

"You're not a savior!" Dao Ming's words changed sharply, and then he said word by word: "You know what I mean by saying this, right?" ”

"Huh?" Wu Danlong replied incomprehensibly.

"You're still conscious, but you're drunk. Believe it or not, I let your soul never be reborn? Daoming said angrily. The prepared TD was ready to get drunk after he spoke, hoping he didn't remember the next day.

Wu Danlong ate the Confusing Demon Pill, which was originally controlled by Huang Jiulong, and it was naturally Huang Jiulong's intention to be drunk better, if you want to talk, it will naturally be as you want, but it is impossible to say it so quickly, and it is not possible to play you without playing tricks. "What did you say? Listen to it -- don't -- understand! ”

"Don't pretend to be confused, Savior's soul, where have you gone?" Dao Ming said sharply.

Wu Danlong laughed and said, "Do you care?" ”

"Believe it or not, I killed you?" Daoming said angrily.

"I told you, won't you kill me?" Wu Danlong shook his head a few times, and then said: "Don't be too serious, I'm not your opponent, if you tell it, you will die, and if you don't tell, you will die." You say, can I tell you? ”

"I promise you, I won't kill you!" TD Road.

"You swear! Fool! Wu Danlong arched his head with his hand, but his head was still tilted and wanted to fall down.

"I swear!" Daoming was helpless, raised his hand and swore an oath.

"You said that if you kill me, you will be the offspring of the puppy and the king!" Wu Danlong said with a smile.

"If I move half a hair, I am the descendant of the puppy drinking the king!" TD said loudly.

"Where is the soul of the Savior? I don't know! Wu Danlong smirked.

"Believe it or not, I'm going to kill your soul, who doesn't know the height of the sky?" Dominion was furious.

"What's the hurry? Just kidding you. Wu Danlong laughed, and then said: "In Bihu - to the west!" I'm done, can I go? ”

Daoming laughed and said, "I said I wouldn't kill you, but I didn't say I didn't let you fall unconscious." If you don't drink two cups of two pots, don't want to take half a step out of here. ”

"Haha!" Wu Danlong lowered his head and said, "You are absolute, my skills are not as good as others, I will drink it!" ”

Under two glasses of 52-degree two-pot head spirits, it's no wonder that Wu Danlong is not dizzy. Seeing that Wu Danlong fainted, Daoming was unconscious and motionless, so he paid the bill and went back. When he returned to the dormitory, he thought that in the middle of the night, Chen Feng was asleep, Daoming thought about it, and used the ability to absorb memories, only to find that Wu Danlong's memories could not be ingested, I don't know why. Daoming was angry, so he went down and bought a few cups of inferior Erguotou and poured it into him, thinking: I don't believe you remember everything the next day.

Two cups of inferior two-pot head, Wu Danlong, who was forcefully poured down, must have a headache when he wakes up the next day, and it is impossible to remember what happened yesterday. People who are drunk will not be able to remember yesterday's events in the future, and even if they can remember some, they are fragmented memories, and they feel like they are true and false. If asked, Daoming denied it, Wu Danlong couldn't find out, after all, it was the two of them who were drinking, and they knew about it, one was drunk and the other didn't admit it, which means that no one knew.

The next day, Wu Danlong opened his hazy sleepy eyes, and his head ached like an explosion. I rubbed my temples a few times with my hand, but it didn't get better. Only smelling the heavy smell of alcohol all over his body, he had to get up and take a shower. After taking a shower, my whole body is much more comfortable, but my head still hurts. He ran over and asked Ming what he had drunk yesterday, why he didn't remember anything at all.

Daoming smiled and said: "I drank liquor last night, you drank liquor recklessly, and I didn't know the courage you had from for the first time, so I drank a small bottle of 52 degrees of customized Erguotou, Niu." ”

Wu Danlong shook his explosive head, no matter how he thought about it, he couldn't remember, so he had to go to class in a daze.

Last night, Daoming heard Wu Danlong say that the soul of the savior is in the west of Bihu, and he must go and find it tonight.

Wu Danlong and Daoming went to the dormitory, and Wu Danlong, who was extremely thirsty the next day because of drinking, first went to the commissary to buy a bottle of C'estbon mineral water and drank it in a big gulp; Dominion, who wasn't so thirsty, drank slowly. They went to the cafeteria and rushed to the classroom after a hasty breakfast.

The meticulous Jiang Ziya's playful and funny class, Jiang Ziya's course is different, with a strong mythological color between the words, most of the examples are mythological stories, and it is the first time to use mythological stories to teach business administration courses. Listening to Jiang Ziya's lecture was like listening to a story, and the students were not nervous at all and were very happy.

Jiang Ziya's course is very distinctive, and it is comparable to Vice Principal Hao.

With such a fresh explanation, the students couldn't put it down when they saw it for the first time. Soon, Jiang Ziya's position among his classmates was extraordinary. Principal Meijuan praised Jiang Ziya, who is worthy of being a doctor, and is ashamed of you to be a teacher, and should be made an honorary professor. Jiang Ziya smiled and said that he didn't dare to be.

Dao Ming faced Jiang Ziya's lecture method, and knew that it was normal in the heavenly court, but it was naturally very fresh in the mortal world. At that time, the Zixia Fairy didn't dare to say this, and she taught according to the ideas of mortals, and the level was naturally inferior to that of mortals. Jiang Ziya, as the commander-in-chief of the military, combines mythology with mortal teaching methods, blends perfectly and seamlessly, and his influence is naturally extraordinary.

Jiang Ziya came here to find the soul of the savior, and as a teacher on the surface, he must do a good job of the surface work before going to do other things. In this way, there is very little unnecessary trouble.

At one o'clock in the morning, Daoming took Jiang Ziya to Bihu and said, "The day before yesterday, I took advantage of Wu Danlong's drunkenness to find out the whereabouts of the savior's soul, and it was really the west of Bihu. ”

Jiang Ziya was relieved and said, "Fortunately, the soul of the savior is still there." Then he frowned and said, "Is this true?" It's not a lie, is it? So easy to say? "I asked three questions in a row, which shows the seriousness of the problem, and if it is false, it is a waste of time.

Daoming's tone was unquestionable, and he said word by word: "He was very drunk at the time, there is no doubt about that." I threatened him to kill him if I didn't tell the truth, and his face changed dramatically with fear, and after a few tosses and turns, he finally spoke. ”

Hearing Daoming say this, no longer doubting the truth or falsehood of the words, Jiang Ziya pondered: "Whether it's true or not, in the end, we have to go down and take a look!" ”