Naruto Uzumaki, male, 17 years old, is caught in a fierce ideological struggle today.

"Sasuke, the first uncle just ...... What did you just say? His tongue skewered, and his facial expression was fixed on "stunned .jpg", and it was really touching that Rao was still strong enough to turn back to Sasuke and ask questions.

Although Sasuke was also shocked, he deserved to be a man called "Little Prince with Ellipsis", even if he had been thundered with five thunders, his expression was still light and unfathomable.

"Stupid." It's enough to be used in a concise word, and if there's anything that can't be solved, just say that Naruto is stupid! Definitely distracts him.

"Who do you say is a stupid person, Sasuke!" Naruto was dissatisfied, "Aren't you super surprised, too?" ”

Sasuke's face cracked, how the hell did you tell from my expressionless face that I was surprised? It's weird!

Naruto said that he was the man who could see through Sasuke, although he was expressionless in surprise, but he was still surprised, I would never be wrong about Sasuke's qiē!

So confident.

"Sure enough, I heard it wrong, right?" Naruto fell into self-doubt, "Ah, yes, it must be so. "Even his favorite oral fetish on weekdays has been forgotten, and you can imagine how big the blow of the Thousand Hands Pillar was to him.

Sasuke: "......"

retarded.

However, the impact on Naruto was relatively small, in fact, the biggest impact should be the Filthy Earth Reincarnation Pillar of this world, looking at the expression on his face, this was not an ordinary shock, even the cracks on his face expanded!

This is the real sense of surprise, and my face cracked.

"I, me and Madara are lovers?" His face turned red with a "bang-" and steam came out of his ears, and for a while, he couldn't tell whether he was more surprised or shy, anyway, in the eyes of the onlookers, his expression could be called too shy, right?

"What's the joke!" Even the rebuttal seemed so weak, stammering, in order to make his already chaotic brain a little fresher, the thousand hands of the pillar smacked his forehead fiercely, against the broken piece of the brain, he finally spoke smoothly, "Madara and I are brothers!" ”

The genuine brothers expressed their disbelief: Hey, hey, he's your brother and I'm you!

"Ah, that's right." The Thousand Hands Pillar faced the brother Ka of the Filthy Earth Reincarnation Pillar and accepted it calmly, "It's a brother and a lover." He touched his chin and muttered, "No, it's more appropriate to call it a lover or a lover, after all, Madara and I are also married and have children, ah, thinking that I'm about to become an old man." He started giggling again.

The Thousand Hands Pillar thought it was funny, but the others didn't think that Naruto and they had been hit too much, and even Sasuke couldn't hold back his cold personality, revealing a look of complete shock, and the Filthy Earth Reincarnation Pillar who was the person concerned knelt directly on the ground. As for Obito's expression, which has been ignored, it also cracked.

In fact, when the Thousand Hands Pillar broke the news one after another, Obito was the most calm one, not only did he talk about it, but he also kept putting on a mocking face, which made everyone feel drunk and sober.

Uchiha Obito: What a stupid mortal, I already knew something was wrong with these two old guys! I haven't seen Madara Uchiha how to blow the Thousand Hands Pillar, how can the guy understand the pain in my heart!

After so many years with Madara Uchiha, he is numb, that guy is reminiscing about the Thousand Hands Pillar every day, and there is no imperfect place between the Thousand Hands Pillar in his mouth, and the Xi Shi in the eyes of the lover is not like this, don't you see that the style of painting between the pillars in his memory and the pillars in reality are different?! The colored glasses were worn like this, saying that they did not have one leg with soil and jumped out first to express dissatisfaction.

So he was very calm when he was showing off the fancy spots between the thousand hand pillars before, heh, I have long seen through this hypocritical world! Dare to get married with a bad relationship, the Hokage is really a spicy chicken!

But when I heard what the living Senju Pillar said, Obito was not good, and the Senju Pillar who co-authored that world did not marry Mito, but directly corroborated with Madara Uchiha? How did the old guy of the Senju family and the old guy of the Uchiha family agree? Is it true that children are the key?

No, no, no, no, how can there be children? Black technology, I'm going?! Was it Madara Uchiha or Senju Pillar?

"Kid?!" Naruto trembled and raised his finger to point at the living pillars, "Is it you born or Madara?" ”

At this moment, even Obito, who is an enemy of the other party, wants to give a thumbs up: Good question, Naruto goodjob!

"Big idiot!" Sasuke really wanted to raise his hand to support his forehead, and even asked such a question, isn't he afraid that he will be hunted down by Madara Uchiha after he finds out?

Naruto used his actions to tell Sasuke that he was not afraid, or that he hadn't thought of it at all.

"It wasn't born by anyone!" The Thousand Hands Pillar has now rippled to fly, just listen to his girlish epilogue, "It was made by the family, using the genes of the two of us." ”

It's black technology! Everyone was a little disappointed, but they were relieved, but they didn't want to have another surprise later.

"But I heard that if the combination of yin and yang can give birth to all kinds of things." He said happily, "I've verified that if Madara and I spend a long time together, maybe we can still have children." ”

Senjuma: When did I say that?! Don't throw the pot at me!!

"Retreat? Yang escape? Naruto was confused, "What's that?" ”

He hadn't received the gift of the Six Dao Immortals yet, so he naturally didn't know that he would be able to use Yang Dun in the future, so when the Six Dao Immortals said that they wanted to teach Yang Dun to him, he actually refused.

"So what kind of yin words do you use, is it the first generation of uncles, you are born or Madara?"

Naruto's unseemly curiosity intensified, causing Obito to look sideways at him.

You can't do that if you want to die! He respects Naruto as a real man!

"Shut up! Crane tail! Sasuke still stopped Naruto's suicide, but it was too late, and Senju Tsuruma was about to answer his question.

"Hahaha, I can't say this." He giggled again, but everyone in the audience could see the sinister meaning in his smirk, "Madara will be angry if you say it." ”

Didn't you say everything?!

Several people present were very tired, although the Thousand Hands Pillar didn't say anything, but in fact he said everything!

Will it be killed and killed? Even the Uchiha Obito felt a strange panic at this moment.

He really didn't want to know such secrets about Madara Uchiha! I don't know if it's really going to die! It's true!

"Hahaha, it turns out that Madara will help me have a baby?!" The Filthy Earth Reincarnation Pillar laughed awkwardly.

I said it so directly!

Everyone else has a future in front of their eyes that they will be hunted down by the two Uchiha Madara, and the thought of that picture makes them shiver in unison, it's really terrifying!

"It feels weird, but you and Madara have a really good relationship!" The Pillars of Reincarnation of the Dirt skewed the focus to irrelevant places.

"It's not the same as me." The filthy earth pillar was very depressed, "Damn, although the original relationship was very good, but then it went a different way." ”

Is it because the first uncle didn't marry Madara Uchiha, I say? Naruto was silently crooked in the theater of his mind again.

But to Naruto's surprise, someone actually said his big brain, or the person he felt he shouldn't have said the most.

"It must be because you didn't marry Madara!" The living man said categorically, "As long as it was me, it would never be impossible not to be attracted to Madara. ”

"Even so, that kind of emotion doesn't have to be love, right?" The filthy earth pillar weakly retorted, "Brotherhood is okay, right? ”

Why did he feel so weak in his rebuttal?

"Have you ever been married?" The living people suddenly asked a question that was not related to the wind and horses.

"Finished." The dirt pillar replied, "Yes and Mito." ”

"It turned out to be her." Pillar suddenly realized, and then began to analyze for the other him, "And when did you break up with Madara?" From after marrying Mito? ”

The filthy earth pillars fell into deep thought, when was the break between him and Madara, after the establishment of the village? Alas, no, it seems that he did marry Mito at that time? Although he and Mito still mingle every day like Madara after marrying him, there is a real estrangement, right? Men who have a family always have more things to do.

Is it really because of this? He's thinking about this very seriously, because he didn't communicate enough with Madara after getting married, so he went to the strange road? Thinking about it like this, it seems that there are fewer opportunities to talk to Madara Bingzhu at night after getting married.,Is it because of this reason that I played the be route?

"And think about it, is there anyone in this world who is closer to us than Madara"? Senju Tsuruma is kind to the other self, "And think about it carefully, do you have love for Mito?" Is the emotion stronger than the spot? ”

How can it be! The Dirt Pillar was a complete respect for Mito, and to him there was no one in the world more important than Madara.

Could it be that I really love Madara but never found out? Senju Tsuruma finally began to doubt himself after being alive and dead and summoned again, and because it was another self that sued him, he believed it even more.

"So, I'm in love with Madara?" He was confused.

"Yes, as long as it's me, I'm definitely in love with Madara!"

Today, after living a lifetime, the outlook on life between the Thousand Hands Pillar has been completely subverted.