Chapter 486: Joke
If the water fairy's body could move now, it is estimated that she would have rushed forward to fight with Lin Tianye. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
However, although the water fairy couldn't move, her body trembled violently and trembled because of incomparable anger, and her face was even more red with anger, as if she had been roasted by fire.
Gritted his teeth and glared at Lin Tianye, and suddenly shouted: "Lin Tianye, if you dare to do this, I will not let you go even if I am a ghost!" ”
"Hah! Old witch, I see that you are really going back more and more. What age is this, and you still believe in ghosts? If you can really become a ghost, you can come and pester me, and see if I will be afraid! Lin Tianye didn't eat the water fairy at all, and said coldly.
The water fairy had no choice, her voice slowed down, and she said in a deep voice: "Lin Tianye, my water fairy is also a famous martial arts master, even if you want to kill me, please respect me!" If you're still a man, don't insult your opponents! ”
Listening to the water fairy's words, Lin Tianye snorted very disdainfully and said, "Respect the opponent? Hum...... You keep saying that I respect you, but have you ever respected me? A mouthful of demons, a mouthful of insidious and vicious, is this your respect for me? If there is no spring rain, do you still expect autumn fruits? Old witch, since you regard me as a demon, don't blame me for being ruthless! ”
Lin Tianye's words made the water fairy desperate, glared at Lin Tianye with hatred, and said in a firm tone: "Okay, if you have to do this, then I can only bite my tongue and kill myself!" ”
Lin Tianye sneered and said, "Okay, you bite!" You are dead, these apprentices of yours are still in them, and they are all beautiful beauties of the country, especially this big apprentice of yours, who is even more beautiful than flowers! If I take it out and sell it, I think it will sell for a good price! ”
"Lin Tianye! You...... What exactly do you want? The water fairy was helpless, and although there was still a lot of anger in his expression, he already had some meaning to plead.
Seeing this, Lin Tianye was proud, and said with a secret smile in his heart: "Old witch, I don't believe that I Lin Tianye can't clean you up!" ”
Thinking in his heart, Lin Tianye said: "If you don't want me to sell it to someone else as a wife, that's fine!" However, you and your apprentices, you have to give me all this food! ”
"But there is a highly poisonous ...... in these foods," the water fairy frowned and looked at Lin Tianye and said.
Lin Tianye said coldly: "Yes!" You eat this food, and you will indeed die. You can choose not to eat it, then I will sell you to those hillbillies who can't afford to marry daughters-in-law as wives, and you can do it yourself! ”
This is a difficult multiple-choice question, which makes the water fairy stunned.
The water fairy has always been arrogant, and if she wants to be the daughter-in-law of those fools and madmen, it is better to kill her directly. If it was just herself, she would not hesitate to eat all the food.
But the problem is that now Lin Tianye has also involved Han Ya and the others.
The water fairy loves these disciples of Hanya very much, and takes good care of them on weekdays, how can she bear to watch them being poisoned by Lin Tianye one by one at this time?
But if they are allowed to continue to live, then the rest of their lives will be miserable, and they will be ravaged by those wolf-like bachelors every day and night.
Look at their flower-like faces, delicate and delicate bodies, that kind of day may be ten times more painful than death, a hundred times.
The water fairy couldn't make up her mind for a while, and turned her head to look at Hanya and the others.
There are only two roads in front of her, Hanya and the water fairy are equally arrogant, so she chose the latter without hesitation, and nodded vigorously at the water fairy, and the resoluteness in her eyes showed her intention at this time.
The water fairy's heart couldn't help but rise with an inexplicable sadness, and she said to Lin Tianye full of hatred: "The surname Lin, it fell into your hands today, and our master and apprentice recognized it." Unlock our acupuncture points, we'd rather eat all the food and die of great poison! ”
When Lin Tianye heard this, he clapped his hands and said with a smile: "It is worthy of being a person from Shuiyuemen, it is really strong!" Okay, I'll unlock your acupoints! ”
After speaking, Lin Tianye Zhong pointed to the dots and untied the water fairy's sealed Minxing Dao. They can eat freely, but they can't perform martial arts.
The water fairy moved his hands and feet, led the disciples, and walked to the dining car.
Lin Tianye smiled and said, "You can rest assured, my poison is extremely violent, and it will kill you in an instant, and you will definitely not feel any pain!" Hey hey ......"
The water fairy glanced at Lin Tianye, and said in a cold tone: "The surname is Lin, you don't have to be proud!" We're just going to go first, and it won't be long before you die a good death! When we get to the underworld, we will settle this account slowly! ”
Lin Tianye smiled faintly and said, "Okay, you must be a little patient when you get to the underworld, don't wait for it." ”
The water fairy glared at Lin Tianye again, and said to Han Ya and the other disciples with guilt: "Apprentices, it's all bad for the teacher!" You are going to die with the teacher today, I ......"
Seeing the water fairy in tears full of pain, Han Ya hurriedly held her arm and said softly, "Master, don't say it again!" It is highly respected that the apprentice can die with you. Wait for the next life, I will still sit as your apprentice! ”
Han Ya's words caused a resonance among the female disciples of Shuiyuemen, and more than a dozen girls expressed their stance together, vowing to live and die with the water fairy, that kind of scene was really a bit tragic, and Lin Tianye, who saw it, couldn't help frowning.
Since the water fairy became one of the two masters of the Water Moon Gate, she rarely shed tears, but now she couldn't help but burst into tears, her eyebrows were full of emotion and relief, and she said loudly: "Disciples, although we are going to die today, don't be sad. It won't be long before the Moon Fairy will lead our masters of the Water Moon Gate to raze the Demon Gate and avenge our hatred! ”
Lin Tianye snorted coldly, and interjected faintly: "Don't forget to brag when you die, old witch, I really obeyed you!" ”
The water fairy turned her head and glared at Lin Tianye angrily, and said in a deep voice: "The surname Lin, you can slowly get complacent, one day, you will be retributed!" ”
Lin Tianye said coldly: "Let's talk about it when that day comes!" But isn't it time for you to enjoy this delicious meal? If you wait for the food to get cold, it won't taste so good! ”
The water fairy took a sip of beer at Lin Tianye, and after that, he grabbed a pair of legs violently, glaring at Lin Tianye fiercely, and swallowed it in a big gulp.
Seeing that the water fairy had made a move, Han Ya and the others were not idle, one by one, with the determination to die, they imitated the appearance of the water fairy, and while cursing Lin Tianye in their hearts, they ate it in a big gulp.
made Lin Tianye feel as if he was an appetizer, and his face was full of wry smiles.
Don't look at Lin Tianye, the beauties in front of him are all delicate beauties, but their amount of food is amazingly large. The food cart was full of food, and they were eaten all by them, many of them were greedy, and they were full of embarrassing hiccups from time to time.
The water fairy is no exception, I'm afraid she has never eaten as much as she did today.
But after eating, the water fairy began to feel that something was wrong, and now in her stomach, there was only an uncomfortable feeling of support, and there were no signs of poison.
So he looked at Lin Tianye with puzzlement, and asked in a confused tone: "Didn't you say that the poison is very toxic, and it only takes a moment to kill us?" Why, it hasn't been done yet? ”
Lin Tianye glanced at her and said with a smile: "The fairy's internal strength is deep, so it must have suppressed the toxicity of the poison!" Lin was very impressed! ”
Seeing Lin Tianye's eyes full of playful smiles, the water fairy understood everything, her heart moved, and she asked blankly, "You...... You were just scaring us, there is no poison in this meal! ”
Lin Tianye chuckled and said, "In order to keep the fairy and the fairy apprentice from being starved, Lin had no choice but to make this decision, and asked the fairy to forgive the offense just now." ”
When Lin Tianye was in the mall, he was always called a Confucian general, so it can be seen that his appearance must be very elegant, at least he should be personable.
At this time, Lin Tianye's face was full of sincere smiles, which made people feel very close, and even the water fairy couldn't help but be moved by Lin Tianye's smile at this time, and couldn't help but put away most of his resentment towards him, and said blankly: "You...... You're doing this just so that we don't starve? ”
Lin Tianye said with a little helplessness: "A few fairies, their personalities are too strong. If Lin doesn't make this decision, I think the fairy and the fairy apprentice will not eat a mouthful of food even if they are starved to death. That's why ......"
The water fairy shook her head in confusion and asked, "Why?" You and I are two enemies, and I want to cut you with a thousand knives, but why do you go to great lengths to make us eat? I really don't understand! ”
Looking at the water fairy's confused face, Lin Tianye sighed and said slowly: "If it was half a year ago, when I hadn't met our Wind Sect Master, I would probably have glanced at the fairy and killed him with a knife, not to mention worrying that you would starve." But after meeting the Wind Sect Master, my thoughts changed completely. Why do people have to hold grudges against each other, why can't everyone coexist peacefully and be a family? Can the Zhenyun Sect and the Martial Arts Righteous Path only continue to kill each other all the time, instead of living in harmony and coexisting and co-prospering? These days of killing each other and bleeding like rivers, we have lived too long, I don't want to live anymore, don't you feel tired of it, fairy? ”