"Oh, that dress, 30 pieces!"

“30？ So expensive! It was Zhang Yang who spoke, and he had communicated with the female boss for a long time just now about cute cats and hateful Cantonese people, at this time Zhang Yang felt that he should do something for Tian Guo, after all, it seems, it seems, he is more familiar with the female boss. Zhang Yang is also a good boy, in addition to working at home on weekdays, occasionally his mother will carry a small basket to the vegetable market to buy green leafy vegetables. He can bargain, but it is the first time he has bargained with such a fashionable and sexy woman as the stall owner.

After all, he is still young, after the initial exclamation, in the face of the female boss with flattering eyes, Zhang Yang began to stammer: "That, that, it's too expensive, a little cheaper, it's okay at all, we are ordinary workers, we earn a lot less a month, it's cheaper." ”

Between the conversation just now, the female boss smiled, and then said happily: "Minimum 25, okay, if it doesn't work, pull it down, I'm not embarrassed for you, but I can't lose money to sell it, this clothes are imported from Shenzhen, Shenzhen knows, right?" Across the street is Hong Kong, believe it or not, this dress is based on Weng Meiling's magazine, when I bought the goods, the other party also showed me the magazine, yes, the score is not bad, the quality is good, cotton, it is very comfortable to wear, don't lie to the two of you, if it weren't for my black skin, it doesn't look good in white, I want to have one myself. ”

She said for a long time, Zhang Yang only remembered one person's name, turned his head and asked Tian Guo in a low voice: "Who is Weng Meiling?" ”

"The one who played "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", pretty Huang Rong." Tian Guo said casually, his mind was on how to bargain. The quality of the dress is good, the style is also very fresh, the sweetheart neckline, small short sleeves, not explicit and not old-fashioned, wearing a pair of small sandals and a straw hat in summer is estimated to be a good scenery wherever you go.

Just the price

The price in Tian Guo's heart is 15 yuan, the time is not early, and he will have to do business in a while, so he decided to make a quick decision, "Boss, it's cheaper, we came all the way from Beicheng, it's not easy to come here, I still ask for leave to come here today." ”

"You two worked?" The landlady glanced them up and down.

"Working, at the barbershop." Tian Guo said.

"Yo, skilled worker, do you have a business card? Where is the address? In the future, I will find you with a perm, I will give you a cheap today, and you can also give me a cheap price in the future, this is called a courtesy exchange, right? While laughing, the female boss took out two business cards from the boss's bag on her waist and handed them to Tian Guo and Zhang Yang, her hand was not withdrawn, and her index finger hooked her middle finger, "What about yours?" Give me. ”

"Where do we have any business cards" Zhang Yang scratched his head embarrassedly, looking at the small card in his hand, it was the first time he had seen this thing.

The business card is printed with the name of the female boss "Zhang Li", one in Chinese, one in English, English is more like Hanyu Pinyin, according to the requirements of foreign surnames, the first name is first, and the surname is "li, zhang" at the end.

"You two are not very old, just call me Sister Li." Zhang Li spit out the gum in her mouth, picked up a cup made of canned bottles from the ground and drank tea, and said with a smile: "That's it, I will sell two vests since the opening in the morning, and I also see that the two of you feel that you are in love, I sold this skirt at a loss, 20 yuan, okay?" ”

Tian Guo hesitated, 20 is still a bit expensive.

Zhang Li saw it, and she was not reluctant, but said: "You can do it yourself, anyway, the lowest price of clothes is 20, and you can't drop a little more, if you feel satisfied, you can pay the money, it's okay if you are not satisfied, the business card is given to you, even if we make a friend, come to me next time if you want to buy anything." ”

Tian Guo smiled gently, it seemed that this was the only way to go. She knew that Zhang Li didn't lie to her, and the lowest price of the skirt was about 20 yuan, if Tian Guo said 15, it was estimated that Zhang Li would be able to throw the glass bottle in her hand to the ground, and then scolded: "You are crazy, robbing money!" ”

"Wait." Silent for a while, Zhang Yang dragged Tian Guo, who turned around and walked back, "Do you want that dress?" ”

"Yes."

"How much worse? I have money here. As he spoke, Zhang Yang began to take out money from his trouser pocket, and the half-sized man actually wrapped a pink handkerchief with a bits and pieces of hair. The handkerchief was spread out like a flower.

Tian Guo narrowed her eyes, and at this moment she had the urge to support Zhang Yang as a little ghost, she licked her slightly dry lips, wanting to show off such a weak and sensitive little shou, the first time she was in bed, it was estimated that she would cry in pain, right?

"What are you looking at me for? Take it! He shoved the money into her hand. A pile of bits and pieces of hair, and three bisected steel hammers were wrapped in the middle.

belch

"Go buy it, it's good to leave after buying, this place is too sunny, there is not even a tree to block the sun, and my face is almost sunburned." Zhang Yang raised his hand to block the sunlight and began to urge.

"Thank you, Ming'er, I'll send you the money."

"Oh, it's just a matter of a few dollars, when will the salary be paid to me." Publicized and righteous, for the first time, I felt so much like a pure man.

As the two of them were talking, three blonde and blue-eyed foreign women passed by them, followed by a string of yin and yang weird English on their buttocks:

"Hello, thief, thief!"

"Beatif! Beatifo! ”

"Mention whom, mention whom! Ancient, ancient! ”

There are also Chinese and English combined:

"Niu'er, love tiger oil!"

"Thief, thief, cheap, cheap!"

I don't know if I understand it - it's strange if I understand it! The three foreign women walked around this alien language, stopping and stopping all the way, looking here and there, shaking their heads, shaking their heads, and finally stopped in front of Zhang Li's stall.

A white girl who didn't look very old and wore a golden ponytail swept her eyes in the pile of clothes, and the cat waist picked up a pleated floral short skirt with a Japanese style, and compared it with her body, the two women, I don't know if they were family or friends, looked at the skirt and the girl, and then nodded, the girl was very happy, and asked Zhang Li with a smile: "This, howmuch?" ”

Don't look at Zhang Li's foreign dress, she is quite Michael Jackson all day long, but in fact, she can't speak a word of English.

"That, that" stuttered for a long time, and that one didn't come up with a whole number, and wanted to say fifty yuan, but a "Baboon mention!" popped up! ”

Isn't she? "Fifty" is a baboon in English!

Baboon mention? The foreign girl frowned, "Sorry, what?" ”

Learning a new language is like that, the more people don't understand it, the less confident the person who speaks it. Zhang Li is also a heroine among women, she quit her job as a boiler in a garment factory very early and went to the sea to work alone, but people are not omnipotent, she really said that this English is not good, mainly because she has no actual combat experience, and she feels like she went to the battlefield to fight without a gun.

“oh！” The girl instantly understood, took out fifty yuan from her pocket, and handed it to Zhang Li.

Where did Zhang Li dare to take it, the amount of money was wrong, and she waved her hand and said, "NO!" NO！ He crouched down and rummaged through the booth for paper and pen.

She was busy here, and several foreign women deliberately "added chaos". A man picks up a crimson T-shirt and says "Iwantthis, howmuch?" ”

"Well, that, that" Zhang Li began to stutter again.

“CanItryiton？”

“Canyoucomedownabit？”

“Doyouhavesomethingdifferentfromthisone？” Several foreign women were chattering, so that Zhang Li couldn't find Bei, and she didn't know what to do next, grabbing her hair with one hand and covering her chest with the other hand.

Tian Guo pursed her lips and smiled, and decided to help her, isn't it English, it's a piece of cake.

“CouldIhelpyou？”

As soon as she heard that she could speak English, the three foreigners quickly surrounded her and said what they thought one by one. Tian Guo was translating in the middle, Zhang Li immediately calmed down, and she answered whatever Tian Guo asked. Foreigners are not so stupid, people will bargain, they bought two skirts, four shirts and a pair of fat jeans, Zhang Li gave the price of 300, but the foreign woman said that she would give 250 at most.

The number 250 is also stupid!

Zhang Li said to Tian Guo: "This number is not good, it's too stupid x, let them add a little more, and you will say that this number is unlucky in China." ”

Tian Guo translated, but the foreign women smiled, and the chicken thief said: "Since it's unlucky, then it's cheaper, how about 240?" ”

Depend on! Zhang Li was so angry that she scolded "grandson", and bargained again, and in the end, both sides gave in and made a deal for 260!

The three foreign women left happily with their clothes, Zhang Li had collapsed, sat on the chair and drank water frequently, raised her eyes and saw that Tian Guo was still standing in front of the stall, she quickly stood up and said, "Sisters, thank you today, you wait here, I'll buy you two popsicles!" ”

"No need!" Tian Guo stretched out his hand to stop her, Zhang Li slapped her hand lightly, and said, "What's polite, I'll be back in a while!" ”

A minute later, Zhang Li bought three newly manufactured strawberry cream ice cream in the Arctic Ocean and walked back quickly, one for Tian Guo, one for Zhang Yang, and one for herself, seeing that Zhang Yang was embarrassed to take it, he said: "Oh, take it, if it weren't for the two of you today, Zhang Li would have folded in this Xiushui street, the weather is hot, hurry up and eat it." ”

Zhang Yang glanced at Tian Guo and found that the other party had already torn open the package and started eating, so he was no longer polite. Cream popsicles are delicious!

Sitting back on the chair, Zhang Li beckoned Tian Guo and Zhang Yang to come in and chat, "It's cool inside, there are chairs here, come in and come in!" After they walked in, Zhang Li asked, "What is the relationship between the two of you?" Colleague, sibling, or sibling? ”

"What do you think?" Tian Guo asked with a smile.

Zhang Li raised her eyelids and glanced at her, glanced at Zhang Yang, and said, "I look like a brother and sister, you both have very white skin, you are beautiful, your brother is delicate, like a big girl!" With that, she burst out laughing, not even paying attention to the face in the corner that had turned into a tomato.

When the popsicle was halfway through eating, Tian Guo raised his finger and pointed to the white dress, "Sister Li, I want the dress, you can help me pack it." ”

"Okay!" Zhang Li responded happily, got up and put her skirt in the plastic bag, saw Tian Guo hand over the money, rolled her eyes, and pushed the money back, "Come on, you did me such a big favor today, why am I embarrassed to ask you for money?" Stop swearing! I'll give you this skirt, next time you want to buy anything, remember to come to my sister's stall, I'll give you the lowest price! ”