Chapter 15 My sister can't be so cute
"Murphy's Law" is a psychological effect, proposed by "Engineer Edward A. Murphy," and the main content is, 1. Nothing is as simple as it seems;
2. Everything will take longer than you expect;
3. Things that go wrong will always go wrong;
Fourth, if you're worried about something happening, it's more likely to happen.
The original sentence of Murphy's Law goes like this: If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of the choices will lead to disaster, someone must make that choice.
The bottom line is that if there's a chance that something will go bad, no matter how small that chance, it will happen.
Yesterday, Long Er looked at Kirino who looked a little dazed, hoping that nothing unexpected would happen. But the dragon who returned home today obviously felt a depressing aura.
"I'm back." After shouting as usual, no one answered. But the light in the living room was clearly felt, and the ominous premonition became heavier and heavier. Long Er hurried to the living room. Finally, I saw the center point of the storm.
It's not Kirino who sits on the sofa and doesn't say a word.
It's not Taizi with tears in the corners of her eyes and you don't know how to tell it.
The center point is that~~~ It's still packed in the box of the magical girl Mei Lulu, but the box has been opened. The game disc of "Please Fall in Love with My Sister and Sister" appeared in front of several people. Known to the people in this room.
"Taizi ......" Long'er was about to say something when he saw this situation, but was interrupted by Taizi.
"Let's get rid of all of this." Taizi pointed to some CDs on the table. It seems that Taizi also knows that these games are far more than that.
"Why !!!" Kirino's voice trembled a little.
"Because, you shouldn't have these !!!" Taizi's voice was not as tough as ever.
"Because of me~~Heh." Kirino sneered. "It's ridiculous~~~~~"
"Kirino you !!" X2 Ryu'er and Taizi were a little surprised by Kirino's words, which were already on the verge of saying something they shouldn't have said.
"I'm sorry~~~~" The voices of the two also made Kirino react a little, knowing what he said, and whispered. After that, I didn't know how to deal with it. got up quickly, didn't look at the dragon on the side of the door, and ran out of the house.
After that, the Takasu family, who was only the two of them, fell into silence for a while.
"Long'er, you can stop it~~~" Taizi, who pretended to be strong, looked at Long'er with tears in her eyes and said. "Why don't you stop Kirino ~~~~ If it's a dragon, you can stop Kirino ~~"
"Alas~~yes~~ can be stopped. But ah~~" Long Er looked a little helpless with his hands, and then walked to Taizi's side and said softly. "It's better to let Kirino and you calm down first~~~"
"Me? I'm fine~~~" Taizi laughed far-fetchedly, and then pushed Long'er. "Hurry up and find Kirino~~ Kirino is alone outside, I'm a little worried."
"Aren't you ~~~ good at being your fool?" The dragon moved closer to Taizi and gently hugged it into his arms. But the dragon had a hand that seemed to be tinkering with something. "Obviously, I am also very sad and dissatisfied with myself. But I kept saying in my heart that it was for the good of Kiri, this was for the good of Kiri, is it really good to force myself so much? They were all treated like that by Kirino . You can cry~~~"
"Dragon~~~Wow, ah~~~" Being taken into the arms of the dragon and being said gentle words, Taizi's tears gushed out like a collapsed embankment. "I'm clear.,Obviously, I want to talk to Kirino well~~~ But,But I said softly that Kirino wouldn't listen~~~~"
"Eun~~~That's right~~~" Touching Taizi's back, Long'er should bear Taizi's words.
"But Kirino is such a strong child. I really don't know how to teach Kirino sometimes~~~~" Taizi cried repeatedly. "I know, I know. When Kirino was in elementary school, he was said by a male classmate to be a wild child without a father.,But Kirino didn't cry even like that.,Just hit the male classmate back like that.γ Tae-tae, tae-tae, I won't comfort Kirino either. Every time, every time, it was the dragon who comforted Kirino. However, Taitai is also Kirino's mother~~~ I also want to comfort Kirino!! But I don't even know how to comfort me!!!! β
Taizi said incoherently, and Long'er could only hug Taizi tightly and surround Taizi's weakness. However...... "But women don't lose water, aren't they?" ~~~" Long Er felt that he was obviously wearing two clothes, but he still felt a slight wetness on his chest. And Long Er looked down. Taeko hasn't wanted to stop crying yet. "It's not a way to go on like this~~Let's divert your attention~~~~"
"Speaking of ~~ The boy who scolded Kirino when he was in elementary school, there was an accident in the back house, Taizi, do you know?" Long Er asked abruptly.
"Huh?? Later, I seemed to hear that I had a big fight with another boy, and I also implicated my parents. Both sides have made a move~~~ I heard that they are all in the hospital~~~" Thinking back to that day, Kirino talked about it excitedly.
"Hmm~!! It was I who sneaked into Kirino's school and stuffed that boy into another boy's schoolbag if he was a family heirloom or something~~ But I didn't expect both sides to be so hot~~~" Long Er said with a sigh. Of course, there are some things that you can find out when you look them up. For example, the student's parents are unreasonable~~ hot-tempered or something.
"Eh?!!!!" Taizi looked surprised, and the crying finally stopped. "Dragons are so bad!!!!"
"That's really embarrassing~~~" Long Er was distressed, but he didn't regret it at all.
"But it's a nice job!!!" Taizi, who suddenly changed her tone, said. "But next time, Dragon. You can still sprinkle some oil when the parents of both sides shoot~~~ Just hospitalized. I didn't break my hands or feet, it's so uncute!! β
"Woman, you are really a careful-eyed creature~~~~" Long Er muttered to herself, of course, she wouldn't say that verbally. Long Er still said very wittily. "Yes!! In this case, it is guaranteed that the hands and feet will be broken!!! β
"Eun~~~ That's right!! Then ~~Whew~~" Taeko, who exhaled lightly, pushed the dragon away. "Then go catch up with Kirino !!"
"Are you alright??" Long Er asked.
"Hmm!! Rest assured!!! Taizi did seem to have recovered some vitality and said.
"That's good!! I'm going. Long'er, who was still a little worried in his heart, was ready to chase Tong Nai after he finished speaking. But as if he remembered something, he turned his back to Taizi and said. "I know about Kirino playing these games."
"Oh~~yes~~~," said Taizi, who had expected it. "Then Long'er, you're standing on Kirino's side!!"
"No~~~" Long Er shook his head and denied it. "I'm on my family's side, from my family's point of view. Kirino plays these games, I think it's okay. β
"So!! I put myself in the shoes of my family and felt that this was not good!! Taizi retorted.
"So?? War?!! Long Er looked back and asked.
"Of course!!!" Taizi nodded in agreement. "But the most important thing for you now is to recover Kirino, do you know?!!!"
"Ang!! Of course!!! Long Er confirmed. Then when you get back, let's go to war!!! β
"Waiting for !!! at any time" Taizi waved his hand!! looked at the figure of the dragon running out and said.
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"Then it should be where it is~~Kirino ~~~" After walking out of the house, he did not blindly look for someone, but said Long'er, who had a definite purpose. Ran to the place of memory, and sure enough, it was also a matter of course to hear the sound of drumming and cursing that was obviously not in line with the music.
"Die!! Die!! Die!! Die!! Die!! Let's all die!! "In front of Taiko Tatsuto's game console, he doesn't listen to the music or the prompts on the screen, but only cares about the orange-haired figure who is holding a drum stick and knocking it around.
"Who do you say is going to die!!" When he got behind Kirino and hit Kirino in the head, he struck a knife at Kirino in the head.
"Stain!!" Don't look back!! I saw that it was a dragon. Kirino is an elbow in response. "It's too late!!"
"Bang!!" A thud blocked the powerful elbow blow. "No way, you've made Taizi sad, I always have to deal with the aftermath~~~"
"What about me!!!" Kirino replied strongly.
"You~~~~" Long Er was a little helpless against the stubborn Kirino . "Anyway, let's find a place to sit first~~~"
"Is that the case?" The two of them sitting in the cafΓ©, Long Er looked at the leaflet that Kirino took out. "Mellulu, voice actor meet-and-greet. Is that why you're running around with that box? β
"Is there a problem??? Kirino asked unhappily.
"Yes~~ It's okay with you, this is the second time you've fallen out~~~" Long Er pointed out mercilessly.
"This ...... It's all your fault!!!! What Xianxia line, what urban line. Completely subvert the three views!! I'm mentally confused!! Kirino said with a reason.
"Blame me~~~~," Long Er said with both hands.
"Humph!!!" Kirino snorted coldly and didn't speak, thinking about it, I also knew that the reason I found was a bit far-fetched~~~
There was silence for a while, and then Long Er took the lead in asking.
"So, you decide what to do later."
"I !! ......Kirino wanted to say something in a loud voice, but he lowered his voice anyway. "I don't know, I've never seen Taizi like that, Taizi is crying~~~......"
"You guys~~ are you all so frank???" Long Er said with some amusement. Then he took out his mobile phone, turned on the recording, and put the previous conversation with Taizi to Kirino.
After some time.
"It's a pity~~ The hands and feet are not broken~~~" Kirino glanced at Long'er. "How do you do things!!!!"
"Hey, hey, hey!! You're focusing on the wrong thing, right!!! Long Er couldn't help but laugh and cry. These two mothers and daughters, "Taizi~~ I want you to pay attention to Taizi's attitude!!! β
"Long-winded!! I got it!! Kirino said, tilting his head.
"Oh~~That's good~~~" Laughing at the red tide on Kirino's face that was a little embarrassed, Long'er didn't continue.
"So!! Are you still holding on??? Even in the face of Taizi's appeal, whether it's a game or an anime. Do you want to keep it up?? Long Er asked solemnly.
"I ......" Kirino also hesitated a little, but immediately turned into a determined gaze. Yes, if I don't have this, I wouldn't be me, not Takasu Kirino anymore!!! I insist!! β
"Very good~~~ Then let's go home!!" Long Er was the first to stand up and speak.
"Eh???" Kirino looked a little surprised.
"Didn't I say it~~~" Long Er smiled and said, "It's a war!!!!! β
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Before Kirino was sensible, or when Kirino didn't see it, the Takasu family actually had wars big and small. Among them, there is a dragon's cooking~~~ Long's writing. Taizi's new learning. and so on. And then it was the beginning of the war. By means of debate. Carry out the strategy of persuading the other party until the other party has nothing to say. This is the war of the Takasu family.
Well, I don't know how many times I've experienced it. The battle of the Takasu family began again.
"Then it seems that Taizi is ready~~~~" Long Er looked at Taizi who was dressed in white professional clothes, tied up her hair and pulled up to her chest, and had light makeup on her face, Taizi who looked like a strong woman in the workplace. Long Er couldn't help but sigh.
"Of course!! Makeup is also a woman's weapon!!! And......" Taizi glanced at the paper bag that had not left her since Long'er entered the living room. "Long'er, you are not badly prepared."
"Of course!! That's a lot of evidence!! Long Er picked up the paper bag and put the contents of the bag on the table. These are, Tong is large and small awards, there are cultural achievements, the results are the first in the county, there are sports, this is the country. This is Kirino pointing at the effort, Taizi I ask you, can you ignore it??? β
"Naturally, it won't !! Kirino is trying to see it in my eyes and you. But ......" Taizi frowned. "You think you can play games unscrupulously with these Kirino trees."
"At least!! This proves that Kirino did not cause other academic declines because of fun, on the contrary. Long Er pointed to the certificate and trophy on the table. She's still improving!!!! β
"It's because of these that I let Kirino participate in the work of modeling." Taizi looked at the dragon. "And, I dye my hair, and besides, I tolerate everything from weird nail polish. Because it's her job. But games have nothing to do with work, right!!! Dragon's !!! β
"That's why you don't know Kirino well enough~~Taizi~~~" Long Er said disdainfully.
"What, I don't know Kirino !!" Taizi heard that there was some super disagreement here. "I even like it, Kirino likes ......"
"What do you like??? Taizi?? Looking at Taizi, who stopped talking and didn't finish speaking, Long Er said with some curiosity.
"Nothing !!!!" Taizi shouted to stop Long'er's question. "Anyway, why do you say, I don't know Kirino !!!"
"So, have you ever seen Kirino smile like this????" Ryu'er took out her mobile phone and showed Taizi a photo of Kirino, Black Cat, and Saori. Kirino is a person who distinguishes out loud for his favorite work, and smiles with satisfaction when he sees his favorite characters together. Look at figurines, posters, and fanartwork. Have you ever seen Kirino smile like this again??? Taizi !!! β
"This ......" Taizi was a little speechless for a while.
"This is still a part of Kirino, and without this part, Kirino is no longer her. So!!! Long'er stood up, and Long'er bowed to Taizi and said. Please agree with Kirino like this!! β
"Is it~~~I understand~~" Taizi's brow, which had been frowning, finally loosened a little. But that's not all. "But ......"
"But ......" As if thinking of something, Long'er's cold sweat came down all of a sudden.
"This !!" Taizi took out the disc that Kirino had dropped. Pointing to the words R-18 on it. "You still understand what it means!!
"Ah~~Ah~~~" Long Er wanted to say something, but he really couldn't refute it in the face of conclusive evidence.
"Well, let's stop here~~~" Taizi stood up. "The game can be saved, but the things with R-18 should be destroyed as soon as possible~~~ Otherwise, I will personally check them one by one."
"Kusuo~~~~" Seeing that Taizi was about to lock in the victory like this, Long'er, who had no choice, had to press a decision. "Wait!!"
"What else is there to say?" Taizi said impatiently.
"These R-18 games ......" the dragonman wanted to say something.
"What??"
"It's all it, I'm playing!! It's all mine!!!! I put these games in Kirino's room.,Borrowed Kirino's computer to play!!!! "Shouted like a vent.
"What !!" Taizi was a little surprised. "You mean, you went to your sister's room and used your sister's computer to play a game of doing nasty things to your sister?"
"yes!! It's super fun!! Do you have any grievances?!!!!! Long Er replied loudly. Listen to Taizi.,I'm a fan of anime~~ love games.,Super favorite.,It's not an exaggeration to say it's love!! Without that, I wouldn't be me anymore. Erotic ~ erotic games are my soul. Do you understand?!!!!!!! β
"Smack!!! Taizi was a slap in the face to Long'er. "Don't you think it's rude to say that in front of a woman?? Dragon~~~~" A voice like nine shadows spit out from Taizi's mouth. "I don't remember, I taught such a son~~~Ah~~ I understand, it must have been a long time since I had an education of love~~~ Long'er, you forgot the pain~~~~"
"It's blackened~~~ Taizi is blackened like this~~~" A cold war broke out on Long'er.
"Kneel down for me!!!" Taizi ordered strongly.
"Yes!!" Long Er immediately fell to his knees on the floor.
"Who made you kneel like this~~~~" Taizi grinned.
"Ah~~~ That'...... Then how do you kneel~~~" Long Er asked with a chill all over his body.
"Ah~~instant noodles~~TV remote control~~~Keyboard~~~ Let's come one by one."
"Ah~~~" Long Er didn't want to face the reality anymore.
"By the way~~ instant noodles, a little scum dropped, a whip !!" Taizi didn't know where to take out a leather whip and hit the ground with a crisp sound. "The remote control, changed the channel, or the volume has changed, two whips~~~~~"
"No...... Don't!!!!!!! "Long'er cried~~ I'm really going to cry now.
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Early the next morning
"Yo~~~ Yo is a pear. Early...... Morning~~~" Where we used to meet. Long Er's feet trembled and greeted Shi Nairi.
"Oh!! Dragon's early !! "It's really a pear and it's still full of energy. But then he tilted his head to look at the dragon's feet. After a while, I suddenly figured out something. One step into Long'er's ear whispered. "Long'er~~~ Are you practicing, new martial arts???"
"Huh??" All of a sudden, I was asked a nonsensical question about the pear. But then it was also a reaction. is also a quiet response. "En~~ This is a new practice method~~~ Specializing in exercising the next plate."
"!!Oooo It's really, it's amazing!!! I have to practice dragons too, and I have to practice too!!! "It's really a pear that keeps shaking the dragon's body.
"Hey, hey, hey!! It's going to fall!! I'm really going to fall like this!! The dragon exclaimed. You can practice if you want!! Just don't shake me!!!! β
"Hee-hee!! That's great!!!! "I took a turn for the dragon. After standing still, he also learned from Long'er, and his legs trembled. "Then let's go to school~~~~" Shinori trembled her legs and moved slowly.
"Hey, hey~~~" Long'er should bear, endure the pain of his knees, and follow Shi Naili.
Gradually, more and more people went to school. And the sound of pointing and pointing has also increased, and it is also a famous fierce-eyed blue dragon, and today it still has such a strange posture, it is inevitable that people will not say a few more words.
"Alas~~What a misfortune~~~" Long Er lowered his head and sighed. "But today can be regarded as a burden, Shi Nai Pear~~ And ......" Long Er looked at Shi Nai Pear, and suddenly couldn't speak. Can't help but look back at yourself, do you care about your feelings? Shi Nai Li ~~~~~ "Long Er gradually had some guesses in his heart. "It's not like I'm thinking about the same gaze as me~~~"
turned around and glanced at Long'er, "Well~~ It doesn't look too melancholy." "Keep shivering. Look back~~~ "Eun~~ It looks pretty good, it should be fine~~ Long'er. "Keep shivering.
The two of them trembled all the way to school. Among them, Shi Nari kept turning her head, and Long Er kept looking at the side face of Shi Nari.
"There's a silly girl around, but she's too cute and stupid~~~~~"
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Back home
"I'm back."
Say hello as usual
Kirino in a sailor suit sat on the sofa, cross-legged in a miniskirt, not knowing what to say, giggling happily at the phone. Ignore the dragon who entered the living room.
"Her smile is cute, but she's never going to smile at me like that again." When Long Er thinks so......
"What? Have you really taken a good look at it? I mean the DVD version? Then why did you come to that conclusion! I can't believe it, so I'll just say that there is something wrong with the sensibility of the evil eyed woman...... Really, forget it, it's better that you'll almost graduate from the second kitchen disease! Good bye. Kirino said loudly.
"What kind of conversation......" Long Er complained.
Kirino hung up the phone and rudely dropped the phone, she scared me quite a bit. But this guy too, compared to her before, it's a little different.
"She did a good job without me...... Isn't it? In short, Kirino's troubles are solved. So this time it's true, it's not for my life counseling...... My mission is over. Long Er muttered to herself in her heart and opened the refrigerator door. Looking at the ingredients inside...... I sighed with mixed feelings. A sense of reassurance, satisfaction, and a slight sense of loneliness flashed through my mind.
When you shake your shoulders and want to leave the living room......
"Hey!!" Kirino's voice.
"Huh??"
She stopped me as I put my hand on the doorknob, and I looked back at her. Then, in her always unkind tone, my sister blurted out something amazing: "I still need life counseling." β
"Really!!" The dragon made a sound of great joy. Due to the excessive sense of hopelessness, I slowly ...... Tears welled up in his eyes. Still holding the doorknob, not moving.
"Andβthe ......," Kirino looked at me, looking into my eyes without saying a word. She only said one word. She smiled shyly:
"Thank you, brother~~~"
She made it clear.
Then she quickly pinned her head in other directions.
Maybe it's my psyche, she seems to be blushing.
"......" Long Er was dumbfounded and couldn't say anything.
Because, no matter what, this should not happen......
I was very suspicious of my eyes and ears, and at the same time I was screaming inwardly......
How can my sister be so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Catch up, all kinds of !!! Recommended Ticket!! Reward!! Evaluation!! Come and smash me!!
Let's talk about something else after that~~~ The last paragraph is a little embarrassed, and the original work is copied. Part of the reason is that it doesn't matter, because the effect of writing is pretty much the same.
Another reason is that it's really late and I want to rest early.
And then!!! This chapter is 7000 words. There are no chapters, and a whole 7,000 words are dedicated to you. Of course, I'm not that generous. I might have to go out tomorrow night for something. There may not be time to update. So it's okay to get two chapters in this chapter~~~~~
I also hope that everyone, if you don't update it tomorrow, look at the 7000-word effort, don't vote less!! I've been in a bad position lately.
Thank you!!!