Chapter 109: You give me a baby
"Tang Xuanming, you big lazy worm, why did you get up so early today?"
As soon as Tang Xuanming pushed open the simple wooden door, Pi Xuancao's face met his eyes, but there was no huge and fierce beside the girl.
"It's nice to see you again. ”
"Okay, you big-headed ghost! you can't lift your hands or carry them on your shoulders, don't expect your mother to marry you. ”
Pi Xuancao's rough words made Tang Xuanming's cheeks twitch, but he felt inexplicably relieved.
Here he didn't need to worry about the Qin army that might appear at any time, he didn't need to guard against the elusive quicksand assassins, and he didn't need to be afraid of the terrifying Six Soul Curse Marks of the Yin and Yang Family, he couldn't be more comfortable.
"Smack!"
Pi Xuancao's reckless slap slapped Tang Xuanming's shoulder, if it was usual, Tang Xuanming would definitely be slapped to the ground by this fluttering slap.
But now he didn't even tremble, and the palm that used to be extremely heavy now didn't feel the strength, just like a normal greeting.
"Hey, no wonder you got up so early, it turned out that your qi and blood were stable. ”
The girl was shocked, and her tone was inexplicably happy.
"Well, the patriarch can make a deal there, and Erya can finally have a husband. ”
The maiden rejoiced and turned to leave.
Tang Xuanming was confused, instinctively felt that something bad would happen, dragged the girl in a hurry, and asked suspiciously: "What do you want to tell the patriarch? What does it mean that Erya wants to have a husband?"
"The qi and blood are really stable, and they can actually hold me back, hey, where do you put your dog's paws?"
The girl slapped Tang Xuanming's hand on her waist, and said as a matter of course: "Of course you are going to marry Erya, you can't have good bones, just give birth to more babies for the tribe, and give birth to two babies who are a little more competitive." ”
"Poof!"
Tang Xuanming almost spit out a mouthful of blood, and his words stammered: "Sheng...... Why do you want me to have a baby?"
The girl Pi Xuancao was also angry, "If you don't give birth to a baby, will I give birth?" A clansman like you who can't practice and can't protect himself in the wilderness can only stay in the tribe and give birth to a baby. ”
Tang Xuanming is simply thunderous.
This is the wrong drama, I just killed an ancestral dragon, and the Ant Emperor Law has reached an unpredictable level, shouldn't I kill the Quartet next?
What the hell is it to be caught giving birth?
The tribe sends a daughter-in-law for free, helps me solve the problem of a single dog, and lets me have a baby, is there any way to solve it?
Waiting online, in a hurry.
In the midst of the thunderstorm, the girl had already packed Tang Xuanming and taken it away.
The sturdy girl was not soft and weak at all, and picked up Tang Xuanming with one hand and threw it on her shoulder.
Tang Xuanming, who carried a loveless expression on his face, walked to the door of the patriarch's house, and said excitedly with her delicate voice: "Patriarch Grandpa, Tang Xuanming's qi and blood are stable, and he can give birth to a baby." ”
The patriarch with a ruddy face and a white beard came over with a smile and touched Tang Xuanming's bones, gave a thumbs up to Pi Xuancao, nodded with a smile: "Well, it seems that you have raised it well, and it has only been a month for him to stabilize his qi and blood." ”
He skillfully pinched Tang Xuanming's legs, arms, and waist a few times with his hands, like a butcher selecting livestock to be slaughtered, and commented: "It's still a little thin, but the muscles and bones are still relatively strong, and it is indeed possible to give birth to a baby." ”
In the midst of the rolling thunder, Tang Xuanming had a loveless expression, and moaned: "I don't want to give birth to a baby, is there any other solution?"
"Yes!"
The old and tall patriarch is still taller than Tang Xuanming, and with the thick white hair on his face, he is like a mighty lion.
"As long as you are able to participate in hunting in the wild and are able to support yourself, you are eligible to choose your own mate. ”
When he said this, with the hideous scar on the left side of the patriarch's face, there was always an indescribable weird and eerie feeling.
The girl Pi Xuancao sneered and mocked: "As far as you are small, don't think about going out to participate in hunting, it's just to send food to the prey in the wilderness, or it's better to be honest in the tribe." ”
Men's ridicule can be regarded as inaudible, but women's ridicule must not be ignored in this way.
Tang Xuanming understood why the teenagers in the tribe before looked sarcastic and disdainful, while the adults in those tribes had a friendly and kind attitude.
The feeling is to treat him as a stallion, no, to say that the stallion is too elevated to him, that is, to let him have babies and nurses in the tribe.
It's simply ...... It's a man who can't bear it? In fact, it's acceptable to think about it, this kind of day when rice worms are mixed and waiting to die, how enjoyable it is.
He straightened his chest with a deep breath and said, "Xuancao, is your nickname called Erya?" If that's the case, I don't ...... this matter."
Pi Xuancao stretched out her hand and tapped at the side of the patriarch's house, a girl with thighs thicker than Tang Xuanming's waist grinned her bloody mouth, seeing Tang Xuanming looking at her, the girl smiled with satisfaction, and even looked a little shy.
Tang Xuanming's Adam's apple rolled up and down, the whole person seemed to be frozen by the immobilization technique, his head turned little by little, looking at the daylily, and the girl nodded.
"Vomit ......"
Tang Xuanming suppressed the retching in his chest and abdomen, and he could still hear the laughter among the young people of the tribe, and the young man's mocking words could be heard from afar.
The patriarch, who was like a fierce lion, had a serious face and said with a serious face: "Erya is the most capable of giving birth to in our tribe, and he has enough milk, but he is the most suitable for having children." ”
Tang Xuanming looked at the abundance of the "girl's" chest with the corner of his eye, definitely more than F, and he was definitely a good hand at having children.
But for Tang Xuanming, he can't accept such a "stunner".
The second girl smiled shyly, as if she had noticed Tang Xuanming's secret look, which made Tang Xuanming couldn't help but shudder.
Righteous words: "The matter of having children is still left to the heroes of the tribe, and people like me should fight bloody battles in the wilderness and write the legend of my life." ”
The patriarch was stunned, as if he had heard it wrong, and asked puzzledly, "Are you sure?"
"Have you forgotten the fear of being dominated by the Moonshadow Rabbit? The Moonshadow Rabbit, who can be pinched to death by tribal children, will chase you to the sky and the ground. ”
Thinking of the snow-white fur and agile Moon Shadow Rabbit, Tang Xuanming couldn't help but touch his buttocks.
At that time, he had to go out hunting with the hunting team, but he was kicked on the ass by the dead rabbit and cultivated in the tribe for half a month.
The kind of barbecue used to heal his wounds was obtained at that time, but the fear of being dominated by rabbits, he can't forget now.
Now he is not the fragile Zhan Wu scum he was at the beginning, thinking of this, he licked his lips and said, "I kind of want to eat braised rabbit head." ”