321, Godman Zhu Xiaofart (four watches)

In the office, the atmosphere is freezing low.

Since the young man came in, he seemed to have arrived at his own home, sitting on the sofa, holding a small teacup, sipping one by one, his movements were very slow, and he looked very cherished.

On the coffee table, we have a tea ceremony, tea sets are readily available, this kid, actually very natural to make tea, the technique is quite skillful.

I sat back in my chair, smoking a cigarette and looking at the man.

I can't figure it out, just such a person, would be a person with a detonator, no reason to come to my field, look at his eyes just now, definitely not pretended, as if he really dared to press the electronic device.

The three detonators were quietly placed beside him, and I looked at them again, thinking that this thing, like the earth explosives in our hometown, looked nothing, but it definitely had the ability to explode.

No, Xiao Kai and Huazi are standing by my side with a tiger's eye.

"Tea, is it delicious?"

"Hehe......" He looked up, the blood on his face that had just dried up, stained on the corners of his mouth and cheeks: "Your big boss's tea is better than ours." ”

"Don't talk to me, you just say, what are you doing here?" I asked, pouting.

"Didn't I tell you, I didn't have any New Year's money, so I asked for money." The young man touched his chicken nest again, and it was greasy and greasy, as if it had not been washed for ten days and a half months, and I was so confused to see it.

"If you don't have any money, you just come out and ask for it?" I subconsciously asked rhetorically.

"Ah, if you don't have any money, you can't ask for it, what are you doing? Haven't I been like this all these years? "What he said was as simple as ordinary people eating and drinking, I have no money, shouldn't I come out?

As soon as I heard this, I instantly laughed.

"Why did you find me?" I don't believe it, this big New Year, tomorrow is Chinese New Year's Eve, this fool, will find me for no reason, and with a detonator on his body, a rush to put life and death out of the way.

"Aren't you rich?" He blinked his small eyes and said as a matter of course.

"I have money, so it's my own, does it have anything to do with you?" I gritted my teeth and said.

"It's okay if you don't give it." The young man shrugged his shoulders indifferently and went to grab the detonator again.

"Whoa!"

Bolt stroke.

"Nima's, are we really here as a relief station?" Xiao Kai and Hua Zi glared angrily and stepped forward with their shotguns.

As we become more and more famous, there are more and more cow ghosts and snakes and gods who come to us, just like two days ago, some local agency personnel who came here to consume, after playing, directly waved their hands, and settled together next time, paralyzed, to be honest, you can see this situation wherever you do business.

A few years ago, in a place in southern Qiannan, a small town, a farmhouse over there.

A farmer pooled money to open a farmhouse, which was also the earliest and only commercial rural leisure and entertainment place there, but after half a year, he didn't make any money, and he still owed a loan from the credit union.

Later, someone from above came to inspect and asked, saying that the scenery here is so good, why can't you make money?

The boss and his family, touching their tears, took out a stack of documents, which were full of documents that recorded that on a certain day of the month, a certain agency personnel came to sign the bill, and the arrears of the township government alone reached more than 30,000 yuan.

It is conceivable that the inaction of local authorities has not only brought economic losses to the people, but also further decline in credibility, which is why once the old city is renovated in a certain place, there will be a scandal with the local peasants and the underworld.

Who's to blame, you say?

Is it wrong for the villagers to want better living conditions in order to preserve their only land for themselves, their only house?

I think that's right.

Society is progressing, and what we hope to see is that the people live and work in peace and contentment, and the cadres of the organs are encouraged to take the lead.

This Chinese New Year, we send out gifts, I don't know how much, especially in the last few days, which department you have not arranged, may have to give you small shoes to wear at the beginning of the New Year, it is simply a careful survival.

We don't say anything about giving gifts to others, but why are you, a young man with sound limbs, asking me for money?

"Come, you jump......" Under the stunned eyes outside, the young man grabbed the detonator very boldly, got up, sent his head forward, and looked up at the muzzle: "Can you reach it?" No, that's okay, I'll get closer, okay now? Shoot, grass, you gun, I always played with birds when I was a child, there are bullets in it, no, there is no one in my house, come on, don't wait, it's the New Year, you're busy, I'm busy......"

"Grass ......" Xiao Kai gritted his teeth and said that he was about to shoot.

"You're not afraid of death, aren't you? Will me? I sat up straight with my eyes half-squinted.

"It's not." The young man grinned and shook his head: "This big brother, you are so rich, do you still need me?" Rise? In the whole suburban county, more than a dozen townships, I send my head out no less than ten times a year, but I haven't seen anyone really scare me to death? ”

Grass, this special code is still a habitual offender, just rely on this method to make money?

I was suddenly a little confused: "Hehe, it seems that you are more awesome than the government?" ”

"That's no way, who called me mentally ill?" The young man glanced at Xiao Kai, threw the detonator indifferently, turned back to the sofa, held a small teacup, and continued to drink tea slowly.

"Woo ......"

The landline on the desktop was opened by me, and I said to the inside: "Call Bangbang to bring me 50,000 yuan." ”

A minute later, Bangbang walked into the office with the 50,000 cash that his sister-in-law had just sorted out.

"Smack!" 50,000 cash slapped directly on the coffee table, and the tea was so trembling that the tea bubbled out.

"Bright!" When the young man saw it, he did not hesitate to put the money in his pocket and give me a thumbs up.

"Leave a name?" I asked faintly, smoking a cigarette.

"Hehe, my real name has long been forgotten, the elementary school teacher called me Zhu Xiaofart, this name, called for more than ten years, haha......" The young man suddenly laughed madly as he spoke.

"What the hell are you, I really want to find a time period to see what your heart is made of, what's the matter, steel and iron bones?" Bang Bang came gloomily.

"Grass, the psychiatric hospital hasn't given me a whole idea, what else do you want to do?" The young man's eyes widened, and then he said to me, "Boss, let's go, thank you." ”

"I'll give you money, not because you're mentally ill, Hongtai can stand up directly from the suburbs, how much hob meat, the old hooligans want to step on it, but now Hongtai is getting better and better, whether you are really mentally ill, or fake psychosis, I'll tell you a word, next time, shotguns and money, no, hehe, the Yangtze River is very wide, and it saves bullets."

I sat in my chair with my feet resting on my desk, comfortably dripping smoke rings.

"Hehe......" He grinned, got up, stepped forward, and pulled down his arm: "You get out of the way, it's quite a big person, why don't you measure it, no wonder he is the boss, you are the little brother." ”

"Grass, you damn ......"

"Don't scold me for being angry, I'm really sick!!" As soon as Bangbang wanted to make a move, Zhu Xiaofart picked up the detonator and shook it in front of him, took the money, and swaggered out.

"Bang dang!"

Li Qi ran in in a hurry, panting, looked at me and asked, "Did you really get the money?" ”

"Ahh I nodded faintly.

"Grass, why don't you pay back the money, paralyzed, if it were me, I wouldn't give him a dime." He was accompanying him to drink, and when he heard the news, he rushed back, but unexpectedly, the other party still left.

"He's mentally ill, and so are you?" I replied speechlessly: "No matter who is behind him, it's the New Year, let's stop." ”

"What if he comes again?" Li Qi took a sip of water and continued to ask.

"If he wants to come again, I will personally push him into the Yangtze River." I tapped on the table, stared at Li Qi's eyes, and said in a sonorous voice.

……

On the other end, Zhu Xiaofart, who came out of Hongtai, carried 50,000 yuan on his body, walked straight into a business footpath, and called a little sister with a height of 1.6 meters and a standard figure of 80 pounds to step on his back.

"Huh...... Yes, the left point, by the way, heavier, well, paralyzed, the kidneys have not been good recently, wait a minute, you can sit down for me Prostate maintenance Ang, grass, no matter how tidy, looking at Chi Ling is not in a hurry. ”

"Hehe, handsome guy, you're so funny." The little girl was wearing a sexy pleated skirt and white socks and stomped on his back.

"Funny dick, the last time I saw the pigs at home, this is it, grass, dry sows, that's called a miserable."

"Forehead......" The little girl was speechless for a moment, and the vulgar words made her not know how to answer.

You say this person, I don't know if it's really stupid or fake stupid, sometimes it's quite humorous, the next sentence, absolutely unexpected to you, definitely belongs to the model of brain-opening.

After massaging for an hour, Zhu Xiaofart was about to change rooms with the little girl and do prostate maintenance or something, but the phone rang.

"Son, are you still crazy outside? You don't look at what time it is, your uncle is waiting for you to go home and drink. The call came from his mother, Zhu Xiaofart took the phone, glanced at the girl who was packing up the tools, and grinned: "Mom, I'm talking to a boss here, it's enough to go back today." ”